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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Stalked? Share Your Experience. by funkyjms: 11:49am On Sep 14, 2015
Bamz:
Well that's a creeper not a stalker any more... cheesy

I read up this:

This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.

Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.
A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.

A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic.

An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.

[Urban Dictionary]

So stalking isn't all that bad, depending on the stalkee anyway and the level of obsession or insanity (as the case may be) of the stalker.
Yeah right. The way ladies mind work is weird.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Stalked? Share Your Experience. by funkyjms: 11:45am On Sep 14, 2015
BirdOfParadise:
Please everyone, the purpose for which I created this thread is for people to share their experiences, encourage one another and profer solutions to stalking. That purpose of mine must not be defeated. God bless.
Proffering solutions would mean spoiling business for the 'stalkers.' grin grin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Stalked? Share Your Experience. by funkyjms:
Okay, ama tell you somehun but certainly, I can't reveal all. You know now... wink

On the first premise, you have to be a stalker for you to track a stalker, at least for that moment. If you can't, just take the number to a herbalist instead of crying. tongue

The methods listed may not be 'absolute' as they are subject to some conditions.

First, you can search via social network apps/sites. This is 2015, almost everyone would have a number register to, at least, a social network account. What you'd do then is to save his number on your phone.
For example, Whatsapp would automatically load the person's profile provided the privacy settings has not been altered. You need not necessarily chat him up. God help him if he's the type that changes DP and updates often, you'd get the necessary details.
If you have Facebook app on your phone, you can make of the "Find friends with contact" feature. This has worked for me severally. Here is how the Facebook system works. There was this particular number I wan' track with the app. I know if I search while my other contacts are on my phone, it will load many unfamiliar profiles. So, I backed up my contacts on another phone. Then, I deleted all the contacts on the phone except that number. Afterwards, I opened my Facebook app, made use of the find friends by contact feature and being the only contact on my phone, voila, the profile was displayed and I recognised the 'yeye guy' easily. Alternatively, you can search the number via Facebook's search engine. You can also adopt this method with Gmail and Yahoomail, just search by contact leaving the number as the only contact on your phone. I think same applies to twitter too.

Again, you can make use of Google. Just type the number in different format of "070123456789" or "070123456789 nairaland" "070123456789 facebook." You may be lucky, it may bring anything relating to the number.

You can also make use of Truecaller. Search the number with the search engine, it would give you an hint.

Another method is to engage a third party. There are different method you can use here also. Here is a scenario. I wan' track someone with the help of my friend, I know if my friend lied to him that she missed a call from him few days back, the dude would deny it and as such would be cautious as to revealing his identity. So, I told my friend to tell him this cooked up line and certainly he would fall for it.
"Erm...please, I somehow mixed up my contacts and I just noticed I saved this number with a wrong name, erm...who is this please pleaseee?"
I know he won't asked her that how did she have his number because she would have already killed that thought by saying "...I mixed up my contacts..." and by saying please pleasee twice, it would weakens him wink and lastly, he is a pervert, since it's a lady's voice, he would hardly conceal his identity. He fell for it!

There is a way you can get the identity of the stalker from the service provider but not via the customer care. You got' visit their office. I must stop here, I'm very cautious of what I post but certainly, there are different ways.
You can also treat his f--kup too. undecided undecided Just drop his contact for some pervert guys like him especially on hookup threads or on hook up sites. Certainly, that has to be done with an alternate female's account. You can also pick the call and drop the phone somewhere, if you waste his airtime for some time provided he's not using bonus grin, he would stop!

As you can see, tracking a stalker automatically makes you a stalker too grin grin

Cc:tohphunmie, BirdOfParadise
Family › Re: Welcome But Not Needed by funkyjms: 7:23am On Sep 14, 2015
Luckymay:
Well as for me, wenever i want to do something, opinions of pple dont count, its my life, my vision and my mission and my accomplishment. I can only seek the advice of those that has been there before me (more like an expertise' advice) i wud have included parents opinion, but most times their opinion dnt count as their thinking revolves around the 90s while mine goes beyond that (vision 2020 kinda' thing)
What is sickening is when they start quoting "What an adult can see bla bla bla undecided"
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Stalked? Share Your Experience. by funkyjms: 1:22am On Sep 14, 2015
tohphunmie:
what are the different wayshuh
Anyway, that won't matter since it's now in the past. wink
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Stalked? Share Your Experience. by funkyjms: 12:09am On Sep 14, 2015
tohphunmie:
I cried for real oo. There was even a time i was crying at 4:00am and i called customer care if there was a way i could block his line from not calling/texting. The C.C.A i spoke with then was a guy, he said i couldn't and when he noticed i was crying he said maybe i should be telling him what i know would piss him off like preaching the word of God and so on.....the foolish guy really frustrated my life and funny enough i don't know the foolish boy o but he knew me so well then.
Lol...thanks dear @ ur last sentence kiss
Well, there are different ways you could have use to track/have his details.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by funkyjms: 11:45pm On Sep 13, 2015
benebaby77:
Ilorin is a very dried city..... Saraki Dynasty has turned it to something else... No meaningful companiess to do your IT...


Sister, if you can try those ministries, they might accept you for IT placement..
Not only Ilorin but the entire state. I feel so sickening when I think about Kwara state. Until that dynasty is broken, I fear 'badly.' Quite appalling. sad sad
Business › Re: MerryBet Punt For Pride IV by funkyjms: 11:44pm On Sep 12, 2015
puskin:
Just relax, I will personally oblige you with an answer at the end of the tournament. grin grin

Don't go and focus your energy on the possible picks of matches that fall on your group date.
Tale by moonlight.
Business › Re: MerryBet Punt For Pride IV by funkyjms: 10:35pm On Sep 12, 2015
akraym:
huh

Just took my time to dig this out.


www.nairaland.com/1231915/football-betting-season-6/242#16307827
Whatever you dig out is out of it! MY POINT IS SINCE YOU ARE AWARE, WHY DIDN'T YOU STATE IT IN THE RULES BEFORE THE COMPETITIONhuhhuh?

Answer this question. You're one of the organisers!
Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms: 11:50pm On Sep 11, 2015
ahmedyoung:
Am a student in the polytechnic of Ibadan just abt to finish my ND1
my question now is should I registered for d ATS exam now, or it will b wise to start taking d exam After my OND
Register ASAP.
Business › Re: MerryBet Punt For Pride IV by funkyjms: 9:40pm On Sep 11, 2015
akraym:
A scenario of this nature happened in the 2nd PfP, and that was the measure we took. Except if you intend to step down.

Did you know the away goal is favourable to some teams sometimes.
You can't make rules in the competition! Stick to the set rules. A re-run and rounding of odds should continue until someone loses. In fact, for the fact that you are aware that a scenario of this nature happened in the previous PFP means that you suppose to provide for such scenario in the rule before this PFP. You just shoot yourself. The 'blame' is on you; you're one of the organisers. Ain't you? We don't need 'Adolf Hitler attitude' in this PFP please. Fairness we want!

Ain't taking side but more concern about adhering to the set rules!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by funkyjms:
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by funkyjms:
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am I Lazy? by funkyjms: 8:23am On Sep 11, 2015
You may also be lazy but absolutely, you don't have a vision. Just like the Sterling Bank advert, "you need to discover the purpose of your existence."
Phones › Re: My Expirence With Yahoo Boys @ Upper Iweka by funkyjms: 8:15am On Sep 11, 2015
Bobugee:
...I turned it on, pressed the "menu button"...media, ... music...play all music... then it occurred to me that this guys just duped me. All the songs he downloaded inside the memory card can't play more than 7seconds and it 'll stopped.
So your case was just that the tracks didn't play and not that your phone was changed? Abeg, swerve one side! undecided

By the way, trust me, your memory card might be bad or that virus/malware affected the transfer.
Education › Re: Naira Depreciation: ACCA Slashes Fees For Nigerian Students. by funkyjms: 9:45pm On Sep 10, 2015
kinibigdeal:
Funkyjms where are you?
Leme borrow the words of yettybaby112

Oga Ade, should we cross from ICAN to ACCA? Your decision is mine since you're paying for me.
Politics › Re: As You Are Typing This.... Do You Have Light? by funkyjms: 4:21pm On Sep 10, 2015
Yes. From my end, power outage is usually between 8PM and 11PM.
Travel › Re: Very Thick And Massive Traffic Jam From Jebba To Ilorin (pictures) by funkyjms: 3:27pm On Sep 10, 2015
Same traffic issue on Ogbomosho-Ilorin route. Those mallams and thier trucks...very merciless!
Celebrities › Re: 85% Of Nigerian Guys Doesn't Bath With Sponge. by funkyjms: 2:47pm On Sep 10, 2015
It depends on the activities one embarked on. You wan tear my baby skin? undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddle For A Genius by funkyjms: 2:36pm On Sep 10, 2015
bluecircle470:
He's actually cleaning frm inside the building and he slips and fall on d floor he's standing on
Cheat! wink grin
Business › Re: MerryBet Punt For Pride IV by funkyjms: 12:03pm On Sep 10, 2015
puskin:
Lemme guess, make we put your name inplace of any dormant participant. cheesy
Chairman, I don't think it will be a good idea slot in any new participant into R32 directly. That wouldn't be fair. Whoever that will replace any dormant participant must pass through the qualification stage. Alternatively, you can select the best loser(s) at the end of the qualification stage to replace stage. In fact, this would be the best idea.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by funkyjms: 12:41am On Sep 05, 2015
Always get this whenever I attempt to create a restore point.

"The restore point could not be created for the following reason.. The specified object was not found (0x80042308)"

Kindly help. Windows 7 32bit
Technology Market › Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by funkyjms: 12:45pm On Sep 04, 2015
DeBright5:
Nop..... I mean when it's finally released
How would he rate a phone that's yet to be released?
Phones › Re: [] Post Your Android Phone Problems Here And Get A Solution[] by funkyjms: 12:16pm On Sep 04, 2015
defttouch:
Hi house.
Please, i use a Tecno H6 and it's rooted for GLO bis. Whenever i switch to the 3G option my networks go off till I switch back to 2G or 3G setting. I'll be glad if anyone can help.
Nothing is wrong with your phone. The 3G service in your area is not strong.
Career › Re: My Boss Nags Each Time Its Time To Pay Salary. Please Advise Me. by funkyjms: 6:53pm On Aug 31, 2015
cluewebhost:
Well, it depends on the "work"

Some come to count present
Some come to do the minimum required to get by
Some refuse to develop themselves so more responsibility isnt thrust on them.

Only a few actually work.
By default, the OP is among the few that actually work except proven otherwise. tongue
Career › Re: My Boss Nags Each Time Its Time To Pay Salary. Please Advise Me. by funkyjms: 3:42pm On Aug 31, 2015
cluewebhost:
Paying salary is not easy
...but working for a month is easy. undecided
Career › Re: My Boss Nags Each Time Its Time To Pay Salary. Please Advise Me. by funkyjms: 3:34pm On Aug 31, 2015
IceDude:
Quit that job ASAP, ur boss nor get good plan for u.......U don enta one chance like pple wey vote for Buhari grin
Cholls:
my brother that man doesn't well for you. Quite that job before the job quite you.
What a view! undecided
Sports › Re: AFROBASKET2015 FINAL: Nigeria Vs. Angola 74 - 65 On 30th August 2015 by funkyjms: 11:01pm On Aug 30, 2015
kinibigdeal:
How many minute extra time? embarassed
No be say you dey watch am for SS3? undecided
Gaming › Re: Which Among These Android Games Is Your Most Favorite? (Graphic Photos) by funkyjms:
#TeamCCC
Cc: kinibigdeal

Romance › Re: ......... by funkyjms: 11:51am On Aug 28, 2015
Valeree:
...and my intro is next Saturday and I'm getting married in December.
And the number of my possible alternatives just reduced by one! *worried* sad sad
Congrat to you tho. smiley smiley
Romance › Re: Man Disrupts Girlfriend's Class In UNIJOS To Propose To Her (photos) by funkyjms: 1:58am On Aug 27, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
I bet she'd be on Facebook ten minutes after she said "yes" to his proposal.
Next she'd update selfies of her fingers and with her fiance locking lips.

You know what would happen next? She'd tag her immediate ex-boyfriend and his friends who were seemingly gamophobic.

My sixth sense tells me the tags are ill-intended. Something like, "Kaycee, you played me. You left me hanging and refused to define what we had. I'm happy without you though".

What I usually do? I untag myself. Good luck, sweetheart. What we had was fun while it lasted. NEXT?!smiley♦
On point! She'd have story to gist her man. grin grin

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