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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 3:37pm On Aug 05, 2015
dmcdad:
I think he is right. There is nothing special about MSN.
Sarcasm!
Investment › Re: Plz Advice: Wish To Invest N100k For Short Period by funkyjms: 10:19pm On Aug 04, 2015
For you to get a good return on that capital and within that short time, you have to be a risk taker. But knowing that the cash belongs to someone, I'm sure you'd want the intended investment to be risk-free.

So, I'd suggest you keep the cash.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 12:19pm On Aug 02, 2015
[quote author=eckersley post=36517265][/quote]Chairman, a lot of people here would not take your caution serious as long as payout is made. But when the bookie go bankrupt, everyone would lament. Personally, as of now, there's no difference betweeen Bonanzawin and the HYIP-likes. The almighty Liberty Reserve went away with a lot of dols despite much trust. For now, I can only entrust 'em with what I can afford to lose.
Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by funkyjms: 11:28am On Aug 02, 2015
^^grin
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 2:24am On Jul 31, 2015
undergoals:
Chopping alabi codedly this night... grin grin
Virtual!!!
Family › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of My Long Distance Marriage. by funkyjms: 1:35am On Jul 31, 2015
TV01:
And you have every right to expect and demand that in marriage.

There may well be a case of shakey foundations - were things fully disclosed, discussed understood and agreed? Having said that, situations change, and your expectations are reasonable and legitimate. I really feel for you.

You need to engage your husband directly on this - preferably face to face. If his next visit is imminent, plan towards it. State exactly what you have above. Tell him about your needs, your desires - all rightful - and the frustration, temptations, and of course welfare of your children.

As much as I hate involving 3rd parties, it may be an idea to discuss first with your parents and then possibly have a fuller meeting with his, and sit down with hubby whne he's back. I hope they don't have any entrenched attitudes in favour of this kind of arrangement or bias due to support they recieve from him.

If it is not imminent, I think he should be impressed upon to bring his next trip forward as soon as possible. There are a number of worries here;

It could genuinely be difficulties regularising his papers. You need to know the steps required, the action being taken and timelines. It could be it's easier for him to live there and fund your staying at home.

The initial effort to establish or stabilise a family can be huge. But this begs questions about how he is satisfying his intimacy needs? And emphasis should always be on the kids, kids, kids. The earlier they are over there, the better they adapt.

He may well think bringing you to Europe may change the dynamic of your relationship. The truth is, men are at the mercy of their wives here and he may have seen some scary things.

And be willing ot think creatively and ahead. Is there a case for him returning home?

Whatever the case, it's best that you are exactly clear on the situation, then you can plan accordingly and hopefully look forward to the time you'll be together.

I commend you for the sacrifices you have made for the union and wish you and your family all the very best.


TV
Fantastic
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 8:22pm On Jul 30, 2015
LaGaTumuch:
|| FREE ::::::::::::: MONEY ||



1. 30.07.15 17:30
FK Spyris Kaunas - Stumbras Kaunas (both teams to score)
A Liga / Lithuania / Soccer
Customer type: Yes @ 1.65
Result:





2. 30.07.15 19:00
KS Kukesi - Legia Warsaw (Legia Warsaw Under/Over 1.5 goals)
UEFA Europa League, Qualification / International Clubs / Soccer
Customer type: Over @ 1.85
Result:




Total Odd: 3.05


...but remember say free things dey purge oh... cheesywinkwink
I just have to celebrate with you on this emphatic win.
Forum Games › Re: You And Me by funkyjms: 11:16pm On Jul 28, 2015
prettydiva89:
you guys must have been worried about me,am truly sorry pardon me
You think I'm gon' pardon you just like that? I need a 450 words-WAEC-standard essay on why you went away without notice. I can't believe you did that to me!
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 2:32pm On Jul 28, 2015
Watching as everything unfoldsgringrin
Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms: 8:09pm On Jul 24, 2015
sirwillie:
Hello House... I was going through the Skill level Pathfinder for the last Diet's exams, Q4, the question on EPs got me confused, I don't understand why they multiplied or divided the ordinary share. I thought they were suppose to used the value directly.
You aren't specific whether it's 4A or 4B. Whichever, both test Diluted EPS. To compute the Weigthed Average NUMBER of Share (i.e the total number of shares involve,) you have to divide the Value of all the shares by the Nominal value of A SHARE. For 4A, N20million/N1.25 while for 4B, N3million/50kobo.

Note: I've not review the Pathfinder and as such I don't know how it was computed. This is just a personal computation.
Career › Re: ICAN EXAMS-GENERAL THREAD by funkyjms: 12:35pm On Jul 24, 2015
uau:
that is for the MBA.what of getting an exemption for A4-MIS since i have B.Sc. and M.Sc. in Computer Science?
From all possible combination of your qualifications, that's the highest exemption you can get. Your discipline is not related to Accounting.
Career › Re: ICAN EXAMS-GENERAL THREAD by funkyjms: 11:58pm On Jul 20, 2015
uau:
What is the exemption for a candidate with these 3 degrees;B.Sc. and M.Sc. In Computer Science and also MBA?

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 9:17am On Jul 18, 2015
Creamychic:
3:17pm is kind of late in the day. Friday and Monday are public holidays. You'll have to be patient.
Alabi pays on weekend wella! I've received payment during Sunday service. My last payment was on Saturday.
Phones › Re: Innjoo Note Pro Discussion Thread by funkyjms: 3:11pm On Jul 17, 2015
Crispels:
maybe I go for the Infinix hot note pro then??
Better!
Phones › Re: Innjoo Note Pro Discussion Thread by funkyjms: 2:53pm On Jul 17, 2015
Crispels:
is the phone bad?? am about buying it cos of its whooping camera MPs
Rating 3/1o
Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms: 7:36am On Jul 16, 2015
adonbilivit:
1.as a bsc accounting holder how much will I pay for all the exemptions I am entitled to?
The exemptions (and fees applicable) available to graduates of ICAN accredited institutions are different from those for graduates of non-accredited institutions. So, you have to establish if your institution was accredited.

2. must I register a d sit for all the course in professional level at the same time ?
As an Accounting Graduate, it means that you'd be placed on Skill level. You can only register for courses in Skill. After you clear all, you can progress to the final level which is Professional.

[quote author=ademola721gmai post=35911743][/quote]isobayor would be in a better position to advise you Sir.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 7:51am On Jul 15, 2015
pocoapoco88:
on anoda news,I'm +1 today
Happy birthday tyu bro! I can only wish the best for you. May your dreams, desires, aspirations that align with God's will for your life be fufilled.

godoluwa, you've got a mail.
Music/Radio › Re: Do You Still Listen To Radio Programs? by funkyjms: 3:44am On Jul 15, 2015
Popular Side on Brila FM with Eager, Radio Most Wanted and Overdoze!!!
Computers › Re: Please Help Me - All My Programs Are Opening With Internet Explorer by funkyjms: 3:29am On Jul 15, 2015
Goto this thread and seek for assistance. https://www.nairaland.com/301179/post-computer-pc-troubles-here/591 Similar issues have been treated there severally.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 4:02pm On Jul 14, 2015
mikeljims:
Wetin dey do this dude sef? U sure sey u no be Alabi abi na so u d*mb reach?

Just dey ask silly questions since xtada....Nawa ooo and u wan dey punt wink
lol...you make me laugh!
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 2:51pm On Jul 14, 2015
acmev2:
From my experience, it is hard to go as far as 7 loosing streaks when you choose Even. Note that for any draw, you win even as well. If you are scared, you can raise your unit to 800

Also, you can do this analysis without any money. Go to

www.betexplorer.com/next/soccer/

www.live1.7msport.com/


and pick on 10 matches played after 2hrs30mins between each match and see the number of loosing streaks you have when you choose Even
I agree, it will be very rare to have 7 losing streak. This is advantage of staking on "Even" over the "Odd."
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 2:46pm On Jul 14, 2015
Deyqunlay:
And the worst thing con be say, if you finally win that 7th ticket, that means you will have

N14,561 x 1.90 = N27,665
If you now subtract your debt of 25,860, you will have

N27,665 - N25,860 = N1,805

So you risk a whole 27k for just 2k

Con imagine say that 7th ticket cast again......#CaseClosed lipsrsealed
Boss, this is exactly what I found out about his version of Martingale.
Romance › Re: . by funkyjms: 2:24pm On Jul 14, 2015
Fuuny smiley
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 1:06pm On Jul 14, 2015
i dnt tink u've eva don martingale b4 coz if u hav u'd know dia r times wen u kip loosing and d wins kip acting as if dey dnt exist until accnt is wiped out
pocoapoco88, before you place a bet, the odd is always given by the bookie. Right? Yes! It means that, with help of the odd provided, you can calculate and hypothetically assume;
1. what your bankroll will be before you place a bet
2. total amount to be placed on the bet
3. what your bankroll will be immediately you place the bet which will be the same if the bet cast
4. the expected return on the bet you placed on (2) above
5. what your bankroll will be after the bet won is added

For every system you intend to use, the above can be calculated before you place the bet. This will be made easier if you know how to compute and keep proper records, for example with the help of Microsoft Excel.

By proceeding with the bet, it means that you are accepting whichever outcome (either win or lose) the bet will result to since you know the possible outcomes before placing the bet. When you know all these before the bet, if you’re not comfortable, you can easily abort the bet!

I don't want to be in the school of thought of the bolded text. You will always have the knowledge of everything except the actual outcome. But if you can give me a clear scenario, I may be forced to believe.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 12:08pm On Jul 14, 2015
pocoapoco88:
i dnt tink u've eva don martingale b4 coz if u hav u'd know dia r times wen u kip loosing and d wins kip acting as if dey dnt exist until accnt is wiped out
lol
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 11:30am On Jul 14, 2015
acmev2:
Assuming you want to start with a capital of 25000 Naira which is your bankroll then your target becomes

Target(Expected profit per bet)=25000/500=50naira
10000= Capital
500= ??
50= Target

How did you get 500? What's your basis for selecting 500?
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 9:52am On Jul 14, 2015
richsyd:
let me do you a favour by warning you and all others that want to try out this system. It is not 100% guaranteed that ud always win. This system is very similar to martingale system and fibonacci too. With a very large bankroll and absence of greed, it can be said to be 99% guaranteed. The only way u can guarantee a 100% win always is if u have infinity bankroll, meaning that ur funds are unlimited. Without that, losing ur bets 10 to 15 times in a row wuld easily wipe out ur account.
P.S: the bookies know about all these already nd they just sit back nd smile in japanese when punters begin to think theyve just discovered d 'secret' with these methods grin
lol, for Martingale to be successful, you must not use any other strategy/bet along with it. Better put, you must have a seperate bankroll solely for it. Again, the system tends to be more successful in a two-way event (e.g odd/even market) more than three-way event (e.g win/draw/lose market.) In a two-way market, the risk is reduced.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 9:50am On Jul 14, 2015
acmev2:
This I carefully did
On paper or with bookies? Guy, you try jare... smiley
Educational Services › Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by funkyjms: 9:39am On Jul 14, 2015
stanley102:
Please, what material(s) would you advise I use to prepare for the foundation level? Tips as to where to get them would also be appreciated.
God bless.
One of the materials I'd recommend is the ICAN study pack. I will task you to find out other materials/textbooks by liaising with other Foundation students. You can get some of them on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1857862/ican-november-diet-2014-new/34
However, whatever materials/textbooks you wan' use, make sure it is a revised edition (latest.) This is because the syllabus, standards, requirements has changed.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 9:05am On Jul 14, 2015
godoluwa:
u made a very good point. but will dat be possible during dis era of BVN? I fear naija nigga tho
Oh, na true ooo. I didn't take that into consideration. Remember, it's a new development.

BTW, I'm working on those systems in that ebook. smiley
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms:
Advice: If you're not good in numerics, don't dare this system! A single mistake can cost you your bankroll!

However, I faulted a mistake in the computation of the profit! The total costs used in placing both bets suppose to be deducted as against the total loss on each bet. Pure Accounting and Mathematics.

I BALL OUT!
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by funkyjms: 8:47am On Jul 14, 2015
jephito:
I'm presently talking to some niggas to punt on my behalf via my acc. and get their fraction of profits while I get mine too. My concern is 'What is the possibility of compromise with the acc?'. Is it possible for anyone to payout via another bank acc other than mine?
Yes! All what the person have to do is to open another bank account different from your banker but in your own name. It may be difficult for such person to do so because I'm sure the bank will for his I.Ds before verifying the account. But, once such is able to beat the verification, viola!

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