₦airaland Forum

Sheggun1:
yes..... but when I use truecaller it show David typist

iClef:
At night, I love using Airtel's 500MB for ₦25. As a heavy YouTube guy, 20GB can't serve me for a month. Too many hours of educational videos to watch.

So, I tried using my usual 500MB for ₦25 but realized it has been reduced to 250MB. What is wrong?

Which network should I use now?

babyfaceafrica:
she is not an introvert

Centrallock:
bro pls as in how can a snake hide inside a flushed toilet, one should probably see it or is there any other way to spot it

Usually, the major way is through HOLES! Holes either from a broken pipe and/or Simba(if I get the right name;pics attached) OR holes from "soakaway." Yes, snakes from "soakaway" can pass through the pipe that runs into it, through to the toilet seat in the house.

Let me share a little experience with you.
This lil devil was killed in one of the Corpers lodge, Methodist High School, Ilesha during NYSC. It came in through a broken pipe/Simba. My colleague went to take a leak at night. She was about to flush when she saw something black inside the seat (obviously just the body of the snake.) She flushed after doing her business and everything was gone but explained to everyone in the morning. We couldn't sense 'cause corpers do dump condoms, used pads and the likes so we thought it's another "orishirishi" being dumped by someone. The day passed, people used the toilet! The next night, the same G went to take a leak, fortunately she saw it this time before doing the business.

In the morning, the vice principal got us a chemical and local powder to flush and spray inside the toilet and the back where the Simba was built. Shtt didn't work! Someone else saw the full snake inside the toilet seat enjoying itself the next morning; it run back to the pipe on each sight. How it was killed?

So we got a big, long, straight stick and insert into the pipe from the broken Simba to block the snake from running back to the pipe. This left the snake no choice than to come out into the seat in full. We used another long stick to fall the loosed cover of the seat, on it. A strong guy confidently placed his leg on the cover. An idea came to pour hot water into the seat by shifting the cover a lil which was done. While the dude's leg is still on it, immediately we could hear the "sneeze" of the snake obviously feeling threatened. We thought the snake would be weakened and didn't envisage a strike. That dude was really lucky not to get hit on the other leg by the last powerful strike because the snake forcefully struck out in opposite of where he stood. Everyone went gaga! Some got injured. At a distance, we could see it was powerless and it was killed afterwards.
Before dem boiz set up firewood, the students immediately cut off the head and tail to use for "jazz."
For six months till she finished service, the lady resulted to "shot-put" The picture of sitting on a seat with a snake was always in her head!
I'm hope you understand now. Please don't leave holes in the environment uncovered.

funkyjms:
Quite unfortunate that our Catalunya brother, Girona, found themselves in the relegation battle. Despite the vital win against Sevilla today, it will be a miracle if they escape considering their remaining fixtures and those of the relegation battlers.

tesppidd:
Line up announced!


Roberto Umtiti Pique Alba

Vidal Busquets Rakitic

Messi Coutinho Malcolm


About match time,

Remote in hand:
Sighing and wondering whether to flip the channel.


What an anti-climax to yet another very successful domestic season.

Mtcheeeeew!!

Bruno3000:
Its just for show off esp in winners chapel aka living faith.

sats:
Somebody won 41m
Bet9ja paid him
You are here making noise with N5m you are about to win
Go and sit down

Gentlewarrior1:
Barca needs to sign de ligt asap. If possible self that ajax coach.

Players like rafinha, vermalen, boateng, and even vidal despite how vital he is this season needs to b axed out of our squad one way or the other. Suarez needs a serious competition like gabriel jesus, jordi alba needs a back up and lucas digne was a worthy backup, i don't even know if barca sold him or loan but if we sold him then that was obviously a bad decision. I am so disappointed in coutinho but somehow i would like him to still remain in barca because he is a special player and just needs to get his shit together; him and dembele needs special sessions to improve and stabilise their game even psychologically or anything yo bring positive result. All in all the fact i get to watch semedo and arthur next season gives me joy, aside messi this two of them are my favorite players. And most importantly thank god de jong will get to learn from busquets and rakitic before finally displacing them; that boy na massive talent, barca needs bring his pal de ligt to sweeten the whole thing the more especially as pique time done dey reach conclusion and umtiti don backslide cause of injury.

[s]I believe next season we will still win treble or atleast come close because i don't see madrid nor atletico or any other team posing any threat in regards the league or cdr and even in champions league we will be fucking brutal and sweet and almost unstopable unless we decide to mumu ourselves for the third time in a row.

Rejoice cules for ours is the best team in the world. And come next season we shall clinch the treble. Since we stop for Quarter now semis. I no pray say we go still mumu ourself allow them stop us for finals. [/s]

We are more than a club

Richy4:
If he's Smart streetwise, it's still easy for him to get away with it.... he can say that he was sorry to have spoilt all the fun... That they were planning a surprised party for her (wife) for her hard work @ home front...
That the Lady in question that she heard her voice was teaching him how to dance... to perform for her on that day...

These idea was to make her question what she has heard... (the more you look the less u see)... The man can also in a loving manner become angry with her for listening in on other people's conversation... Then she will be happy and apologise to the husband with smile and look forward to the party date...

BykeLaByke:
Ever since our 6-1 comeback vs PSG...
Champions League been overdosing on comebacks...

BykeLaByke:
Accidents happen bro.

LordAdamX:
[s]I talk am say this Ajax side na small children. Better 11 with attractive football go tidy their f*ck up!
[/s]
And Kane no even dey pitch!

Pocch na coach finally!

The CL is Liverpool's to lose!

-Lord

boborneyor:
No need to screenshot ,if you don't want to print yet ,just click print on your phone ,it will download automatically as PDF that you can print anytime you like

Reader530:
I had the problem too. Though mine wasn't a mistake. I have the requirements in the first one but what I did was to rewrite another Waec because of the age and it was a success. My advice to you; Go and write another Waec

IKON360:
Abeg let me quickly ask for link to stream this match or which app you guys use in streaming??

Buharifanatic:
Man city abeg
Do it for England
We don't want looserpool to win the epl

Adebowale1616:
Iam not too sure if that issue of affidavit is working in all these paramilitary works, I don't know of others. Because they already knows applicants hide under that to reduce their ages just to be given the job since they always have the specified age of 30 maximum for all their recruitments.

During the last FRSC verification we did, it was in my presence the officer that verified me was tearing all the affidavit presented by the applicants that were before me, after those applicants had finished and left. But let me not use that to generalize though.

flemsy15:
upon say Salah, Keita and Firmino no go play, Barca no even use their church mind drop one of these two guys. This is wickedness