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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 10:40pm On May 08, 2019
BykeLaByke:
Ever since our 6-1 comeback vs PSG...
Champions League been overdosing on comebacks... undecided undecided

True
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 10:40pm On May 08, 2019
BykeLaByke:

Accidents happen bro. grin grin

cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 10:13pm On May 08, 2019
LordAdamX:




[s]I talk am say this Ajax side na small children. Better 11 with attractive football go tidy their f*ck up!
[/s]
And Kane no even dey pitch!

Pocch na coach finally!

The CL is Liverpool's to lose!

-Lord


STFU!!
Give the lads some credits!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 4:06pm On May 08, 2019
Still surprised some fans still have the courage to reply the trolls!

We deserve the trolling please!
I mean from the board, to the coaching crew to the players even to the FANS! Every damn person deserves it to the fullest.
Let's just soak it up...

This is FCB FFS!! and not a mess we've turned ourselves into! Dang!!! angry angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funkyjms: 8:47am On May 08, 2019
boborneyor:
No need to screenshot ,if you don't want to print yet ,just click print on your phone ,it will download automatically as PDF that you can print anytime you like

LOL
How many people even know how to do this?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funkyjms: 8:46am On May 08, 2019
Reader530:

I had the problem too. Though mine wasn't a mistake. I have the requirements in the first one but what I did was to rewrite another Waec because of the age and it was a success. My advice to you; Go and write another Waec

shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 7:24pm On May 07, 2019
IKON360:
Abeg let me quickly ask for link to stream this match or which app you guys use in streaming??

Ball house no dey your side?

Download this app http://doctor-dance.net/wss.apk

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by funkyjms: 8:44pm On May 06, 2019
Buharifanatic:
Man city abeg
Do it for England
We don't want looserpool to win the epl

LOL
Actually, a lotta EPL folks want Liverpool to win
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funkyjms: 3:26pm On May 06, 2019
Adebowale1616:
Iam not too sure if that issue of affidavit is working in all these paramilitary works, I don't know of others. Because they already knows applicants hide under that to reduce their ages just to be given the job since they always have the specified age of 30 maximum for all their recruitments.

During the last FRSC verification we did, it was in my presence the officer that verified me was tearing all the affidavit presented by the applicants that were before me, after those applicants had finished and left. But let me not use that to generalize though.

Oh, I get it.

Nevertheless, I still feel affidavit should work for WAEC issue.
I'm sure majority of those he tore their affidavits didn't present birth certificate. For sure, the officer would likely think they're trying to conceal their real age.

In this scenario, it's not that I don't have my birth certificate nor that I'm claiming the info on it is wrong rather the date of birth on WAEC cert is wrong. Besides, by default, we obtain birth cert before WAEC cert so it would make no sense, upon presentation of the documents, to say info on birth cert is wrong why that of WAEC is right.

Anyway, I can't rule out the fact that Nigeria is a dynamic country. Na anything wey oga at the top want na im "sword cut."
May be there's something else I still don't know.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi And Luis Suarez Jet Off To England (Photos) by funkyjms: 12:46pm On May 06, 2019
flemsy15:
upon say Salah, Keita and Firmino no go play, Barca no even use their church mind drop one of these two guys. This is wickedness

Roma don teach us lesson cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 12:22pm On May 06, 2019
BykeLaByke:
My sources are telling me Salah won't play tomorrow.... cheesy

Salah or no, boiz will play like they have their complete forwards. We don learn lesson from Roma.sad I won't be surprise if boiz win first half 4-0.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funkyjms: 12:09pm On May 06, 2019
charliesyndrom:
Hello everyone, A mistake was made in my age since when I wrote WAEC so I decided to continue using the wrong age cos it was on my WAEC result. I also used same wrong age on my bvn so it would tally with what I used in school and on my WAEC. But I want to change the age to the correct one. My real age is 25, but the mistake has been 28 ever since. HELP ME OUT NAIRALANDERS!

The more you keep on using the wrong date of birth, the more you're complicating the issue. Immediately, you discovered, you should have sworn an affidavit to that respect; then you keep on using the right one (on your birth certificate.)
By the way, may be there's something I don't know. I notice people don't consider the option of affidavit when there's issue of wrong information on WAEC certificate. A lot of people just decide to adopt it afterwards. Is it that affidavit doesn't solve the issue or won't be recognise in such circumstance??
Sports / Re: Liverpool's Salah Could Face Barcelona But Firmino Is Ruled Out by funkyjms: 8:53am On May 06, 2019
Kinibigdeal will be like... it's because of my strikers that are not fit tongue
Cry me a river grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:53pm On May 05, 2019
Isomerizm:
How many ties?

The should be the ninth tie!

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/4358985/5-crazy-facts-referee-officiating
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan: Prof. Is-haq Oloyede Announces The Sight Of The Moon In Sokoto, Yobe & by funkyjms: 9:16pm On May 05, 2019
Release their Jamb results, he's busy sighting moon undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton And Hove Albion (1 - 1) On 5th May 2019 by funkyjms: 6:39pm On May 05, 2019
lexxwiz:
And tot' vs Everton wont be easy... arsenals only hope asides Europa.. congrats BLUES... we made it back to Tuesday. Phew!

Even if Spurs lose to Everton, Arsenal will only qualify if they beat Burnley by 8-0

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 10:57pm On May 04, 2019
teelaw4life:


Did that match look like it was a fixed one to you?
Definitely, no but technically, yes!

Or did Newcastle play like a team that had nothing left to play for.
Yes, at the tail of the game.

You guys can keep hating on us.
We'll only keep going stronger.
An FCB fan wouldn't hate on LFC, you ain't in our class.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 10:45pm On May 04, 2019
Horlhamhi:

You knew they'd win, yet you came to troll..just imagine.
well, I'm beginning to think that those that do troll on Liverpool threads are only doing that to intimidate their fans buh deep down their heart, they want them winning.

LOL bro!
Ima Barça fan, what dyu expect?? cheesy
Sincerely, I feel for Liverpool this season though. To see 'em go trophyless despite the outstanding efforts all through the season hurts! I hate that shiii
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 10:15pm On May 04, 2019
donoro:
I was enjoying your story until I got to the troll line angry grin

My head!
My head!!
My head!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 10:08pm On May 04, 2019
teelaw4life:


Hey asswipe, how's it going?
You like the final scoreline?

Charles4075:
And it's game over.

Thumbs up to Liverpool. Benitez, you're a fool and will remain a fool

LOL
I feel you should thank him.
They technically lost the match trust me, this thing happen in football. Of course, they knew how important the match was but you wouldn't expect a stroll in the park, it'd definitely look like match fixing.

It's "common sense" for Newcastle to help when they can, moreover they ain't rivals. This same Newcastle could struggle next season ( or in future) and may need Liverpool to save them from relegation. Football can be funny at times.

When I was booking my game, I initially tipped Liverpool to win or draw 'cause I guessed one or two key player may be rested. Later on, someone reminded me that Benitez was Newcastle gafa; immediately, I just gave Liverpool straight win! I was so sure they'd win!!

Even though I came here to troll, I knew they'd win. smiley

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 9:29pm On May 04, 2019
Liverpool will win this game. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:15pm On May 04, 2019
homesteady:
Liverpool are playing with almost the same lineup they used on Tuesday and these are the same players that will play on Wednesday.

Even if they use magic plus juju, they are going out on Wednesday.

Sincerely, I feel for Liverpool. Quite unfortunate they'd have nothing to show for their great effort this season.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:11pm On May 04, 2019
What's up with all defenders getting booked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 9:08pm On May 04, 2019
teelaw4life:


Get out of my face. Update your livescore.

Refresh yours too tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 8:20pm On May 04, 2019
teelaw4life:


Get out of my face. Update your livescore.

grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 8:09pm On May 04, 2019
teelaw4life:
Liverpool ahead.
YNWA.

Fvck all haters.

Newcastle equalise
F y'all YNWA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 8:07pm On May 04, 2019
Who dey cap tonight?
I no dey watch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by funkyjms: 7:52pm On May 04, 2019
donoro:
All these Barca dogs and their fellow haters coming here to troll us am coming for u guys after the match grin grin grin win/lose lfc till I die

So I read Liverpool playing style is called ghenghen pressing grin
Use ghenghen pressing take chop three goals grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 7:25pm On May 04, 2019
ClumsyFlimsy:

With or without away goal they should still deliver. Wetin dem need do na to use their almighty ghen ghen pressing take nack barca like 4-0 or 5-0 for anfield and especially as the great virgin defender go pocket messi and suarez

I think I read the same phrase in the match report published on our site. grin
Abeg which one be ghen ghen pressing again?? grin grin
Use ghen ghen pressing take chop three goals....
Orishirishi! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 3:33pm On May 03, 2019
Awesome01:


Did I hear you say highest goalscorer? Abeg Messi should rest o. E don win already.

LOL.
Just cited instances that may warrant first squad players. Had it been that the GOAT is at par with Benzema (this season second highest goalscorer) in goals tally, trust me, he will play!

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