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I wonder who cares? I thought they had already demoted the guy?


Focus on the issues affecting nigerians abeg! Kachikwu hold side!

Qmerit:
He said pirate confraternity

Never!



Pyrates(not pirates) require intelligence as a basic requirement for membership! Your academic records are heavily scrutinised before you can be accepted!

stylochime:
Wat Abt TFM

He plays as a left back! And he is still a bit raw too!

parrotibaba:
Reports suggests that we have made a bid for Monaco's Brazilian right back, Fabinho.




Do we really need a RIGHT BACK?

So you feel we should go into the season with only "dharmian" as our specialist right back?



Or do you enjoy seeing "phil jones" embarrass himself there too? Or maybe you consider "valencia" a specialist right back too like our resident cousin of the skipper!



To answer your question, WE DO!

Ahh! I can see all the ingredients for a superb tribal e- war are already cooking on this thread!




1: Possible ipob or ND miscreant creates compelling thread aimed at infuriating oduwa republic nairalanders with a picture of a brown roof settlement for added fuel!




2: Usual tribalists fill the thread with afonja and brown roof comments usually the preferred method of shots fired in the direction of the oduwa crews while also loading pix of dirty parts of ibadan, lagos, ogun etc!





3 Angry oduwa republic landers visiting the thread respond to the shots fired with volleys of their own and gifs filled with flat headed beings and erosion ravaged or dirty streets of major eastern capitals as well as the pictures of some of the pro- ipob monikers!




4: After about an hour and 30 minutes of blood and guts being spilled online and nigerian history being remixed by all parties, the thread hits front page!





5: Mods arrive and start handing out strange bans and hiding savage comments or pictures of the warriors! By late evening sanity is restored to the section while banned perpetrators are busy creating new monikers!





6: By tomorrow morning the same thing pops of again!











**lights spliff while viewing the carnage**

bnanzip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH06Acl8GAs

He confessed of being a member of a fraternity but that they were NON VIOLENT.

Chai!



Abeg wetin be the name of this non violent cult?

Atiku will NEVER be president of nigeria!




That would be like telling a starving fox to guard a poultry filled with agric chickens!




Even his fellow politicians would gladly always work against his ambition!

Bloody lawmakers! Always "insisting and ranting" but never "achieving" anything of note!










**burns spliff slowly**

Well I send not!



Because things have been bad in this country for a long time!

rose54321:
I agree with you to some extent, maybe not as far as him "f.ucking off", but he needs to seat up.

He hasn't issued a single statement since the Niger delta bombing, not to talk of leading a delegation there. .

The silver lining though is that now Nigerians, like never before, are holding their public office holders accountable. That's definitely a plus.

A man whose priorities are having his security details dust off his gucci loafers in public is who you think should "sit up"? This man couldn't "sit up" if he was at a dinner table



He has always been an un-charismatic and incompetent oaf! Ask any of your friends in the military about him and check out the disdain they have for him! Get familiar!




By the way You are that mature babe innit? So you may abhor my colorful language but its all good! Even the mods have given up! The _fuck off option is the best option for this national turd!

stiflerdrug:
Upload your picture if you are more ugly

Your 3rd picture looks gay as _fuck! Try delete am abeg!


By the way is that your homies name elton?

Lmfao!!!

The should all _fuck off! They are nothing but a bunch of lazy regional criminals!

See the last picture! E be like say dem bin just receive news say them don nab that him principal private secretary wey bin dey help am loot!




Clueless dunce!

Good!


That minister of interior 'Dambanza abi na dambuzu' needs to _fuck off!

BERNIMOORE:
[/quote]To RUBISH FUNDAMENTALS OF HUMAN RIGHTS , Fani Kayode was Arrested And Driiled over and over But HE DEFEATED THE EFCC OPERATIVES LIKE BABIES such that they CANNOT EVEN COPE WITH HIS ENGLISH LANGUAGE , NOW EFCC SOUTH ANOTHER THREE WEEKS to break him, but something I KNOW, fani-kayode will be BRILLIANT TILL DEATH WATHCH-OUT, Sahara-reporters were disgraced blatantly and kept quiet since fani-kayode arrest, WHAT A DEFFEAT to BUBU-Buhari!

Your mama name na patience?

Ogbeni try another pattern! Dis 1 no go work!

pchukwudi:
It's so funny that hate has so blinded your mind that you could no longer see basic issues clearly. Tonye was pointing out the fact that SH's poo has no verifiable source. Got it?

Sharrap dia pa chukwudi! So dis is your new way of hiding in plain sight abi? By changing your moniker?And see your hapless excuse
Sef?



Now that your 'hero of lootery' is being cornered the sources are becoming un-verifiable ko? Siddon there! Your love for corruption is of the telemundo standard!

QuotaSystem:
Wike is a Yoruba man!

Medical report;





" 1; Extremely high levels of unnecessary painment......check!


2; Consistent fear of the odua people...check!



3; Perennial political myopia....check!



4; Pious only in money related affairs... check"









Hmmmm.......definitely suffering from full blown "IGBOITIS IPOBISM"!

This man is a bloody bastard!

No one gives a _fuck about this grandpa!


Maybe you should go and tell his "olodo rabata of a son" that is currently hiding in drogba's backyard in the ivory coast so that he can buy him a cake baked in otueke!


Rubbish!

TonyeBarcanista:
Oooooops... According to a non existing source



Cheap and malicious write-up

So what sort of 'expensive and non malicious' write up is this?



saharareporters.com/



You are fond of embarrassing yourself! Or is a south south thing?



Otondo!

Abeg they should keep their N5k! What the _fuck is that? Other than an insult to the masses!



Nigerians and suffering are so in love with each other!

overall90:
they say the dog that will get lost does not hear the hunters whistle.
GEJ is not first president of Nigeria.
GEJ governemnt is not the most corrupt regime in Nigeria.
it is not as if Nigeria is heaven before GEJ came and ruined it.
No past president has ever been humiliated by way of arrest.

so if you people like,go ahead and arrest him and watch this country crumble.

'Ebele' how far na?

I'm wondering how the north would retaliate sef! Would they ban 'amala and ewedu' from being served in the north or what?


The major northern cities economies are always lifted up through the efforts of minority tribes na!

LTSHANGY:
I'm yet to find an official statement from manchester united announcing Van gal's depature.. Please, any link to that?

GBOSA!




www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10292461/louis-van-gaal-sacked-by-manchester-united





Ask and you shall always receive from your lord!

This ipob project is doomed! I wonder why their supporters here na yorubas come dey give dem nightmares? No be niger delta nack dem dis brand new akpako?


Chai!

Zakzaky is wasting his bloody time!



The feds hold all the aces! He is finished!

Nihilist:
Its not LVG's failure that is making me laugh.

It's how he failed to do the things that we were promised that's hilarious.

LVG was supposed to chase Rooney away...He said his captain must always play.

LVG was supposed to change Moyes "prehistoric training methods"...in the News today, it's reported that the players were sick and tired of LVG's training.

LVG actually wanted to sell DDG for Romero who was hyped by Coogar as well...

When it was questioned if LVG was actually better than Moyes, you sef know what was said.

Any manager can fail so that one is nothing new. It's the other things that tangentially failed to happen that I'm laughing at.


The funniest on is the Schweinsteiger transfer. Raumdeuter actually kept insisted that prime Bastian would have never been allowed to leave the Allianz. I remember not just Coogar but our very own Ak47 wielding, BoKo Haram slaying, Navy Seal aka Sailorxy giving us one of his famous Pete Edochie-like put downs.

Bastian hasn't played now since early January. He probably drives to Carrington every morning in a German tank, cripwalks to the training pitch on crutches, and defecates in the centre circle while doing Sig Heil...and then drives back home to count his money laughing all the way

My God I CAN'T LAUGH

Try taking a long hard look at chelsea's final league position on the log table!


Its funny as hell! Surely that would make you guffaw?

lekkie073:
even his wikipedia page don confam am
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_van_Gaal

Chai! Wikipedia no get chill fa?