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THE FUCKERY: LVG?






www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10250506/lvg-man-utd-close-to-tottenham-despite-12-point-gap





I think this man even makes more foolish statements than moyes?

Shopping? Then let the tout go to shoprite!
He may get it there!

Lootocracy!


And see 'ruth' name there sef! No wonder she was balling out of control some time back!

OPCNAIRALAND:
They have to start somewhere, if the space is available to do so on nairaland, why not...

Una people too get only mouth!




But heart? Nah!

Sharrap! And return the cars!

As if car loans were not already approved for in their allowances!


Useless insensitive goats!

They all look stinky! I wish them a solid death!

2cato:
Violence has become part and parcel of apc

What has the dumb behaviour of an "untrained, local, foolish olosho" in a government parastatal got to do with the apc or pdp?


Or do you just enjoy being _stupid for a living?

Erm......"ketchup" had a fun show in kd last month at a club in kd and he hired 1 of my executive taxis to ferry him and his crew around for the day!


We went to raypower studios, hit a few eaterys, the "chronic" spot and finally the club for his performance, but I no see anything wey resemble or hear anything about 1 "iheoma nnadi" oh ?



Sorry biatch! But other side chicks dey collect pass bag from your man "ketchy"!

I say..........................................................













NONSENSE!

_Bitches should also go and learn about new and proper ways to clean their _vaginas, so as not to end up with a "raw sewage by tom ford perfumed _pussy" similar to lindas own!


Wizzy baby! Thanks for the heads up!

Abeg who fit remember when dis babe was a black beauty?

"Tura is working overtime here oh?"

See lie abeg!


O.p this 1 na from "gaggle" not google abeg!!!

Well, even if exhibit 11 was not part of his brief, I'm sure that at least exhibit 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 were all handled by him and his team! So e still dey hot!



So Bukky? E go still be oh!

A BLAST FROM THE PAST: SEBASTIAN VERON!



www.football365.com/news/veron-reveals-why-he-struggled-at-man-united



I actually enjoyed having him at united!

And so what?
Abi na jesus or mohammed na him ameachi be?

Can't they just behead those 92 goats so that we can move on? The country is already overpopulated! I don't think anyone would miss the presence of 92 murdering, child banging, kunu sipping, gworo chewing savages!

chrisley024:
Nawa o! What do you guys gain by cursing yourselves?
Does it make anyone superior?

"Martial instinct as a striker isn't as developed as Rashford! I would even say that Depay has a better off the ball movement than him. And for people saying Martial is playing in an unfamiliar position, he did play on the left at Monaco and for France even before Lvg deployed him on the left wing. Martial may well develop as a striker but
right now, Rashford is the better striker."



(KAGAWAWA10). Page 2805!


www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-
united-fan-thread/2805#44793363



I'm sure you are more familiar with this pigs consistent senseless rants on this thread? Honestly! Tell me that after reading this? You don't also feel like abusing this ape? And by the way notice how since morning he has conveniently avoided defending this statement by all means! Due to the fact that he knows he has been exposed as an _idiot!




What kind of hope is there for a creature such as this then? Please let us not encourage banter with _morons on this thread! This is a kid that is only fit to wash your windscreen for a measly sum of N10 in a traffic jam in real life! Such beings deserve no single modicum of respect!



His mummy must have over fed him on some good jollof rice today! His full belly must be the reason for his misplaced sense of entitlement to engage in banter with his older gods!

This goat still dey open thread? Abeg make I go _shit 1st!

.


True talk! South south senators are _imbecilles!

Kagawa10:
And the coward wasn't bold enough to quote me!
Now, I understand why you and your folks always waylaid defenceless women and men only in the middle of the night!
What a pathetic set of losers!
And don't forget to go back to school!
Shameless goat!

Look at this side winding, foolish bastard saying "I was afraid to quote YOU?" All the jabs that I have given you all day were not quotes on your foolish moniker?




I have bullied you all day, exposed you as a numpty, slapped the taste out of your mouth, disgraced your lineage, exposed you as a nitwit, check mated your blatant idiocy, proven to all members of the board that you are a proper numbskull, a complete waste of space and an imp, and you are still trying to form "braveheart"! Men your family tree has always been a bastion of _stupidity so its no wonder that you are displaying the classic signs of a gifted poltroon!


I think you enjoy being _stupid for a living. I can't explain this sort of scatter brained approach you use in interacting with individuals who are not a part of your animal kingdom!



No wonder you are well respected in asylums, the down syndrome community, the homosexual community, crack houses, covens of prostitutes, hades, the delinquent tout communities and in the land of the intellectually challenged!



You have been gifted with an affinity for supreme retardation! Your folks must be very proud since the apple does not fall too far from the tree! Your contributions henceforth on this thread are inconsequential and would be treated as _shit while being branded with a parental advisory tag!



Now enjoy this QUOTE, YOU _stupid, brain dead, cud chewing, _shit stabbing, foolish, non sense having, know nothing scion of the damned!










**sips henny while _fingering this ewus sisters fanny!! By the way remember its the funlord! Real moniker no gimmicks***

Saraki was born guilty of corruption sef! And most of those shameless senators who have nothing better to do than to be engaging in 'folllow follow' instead of facing their responsibilities? Should receive the same cct treatment after their "god of corruption" ends up in the gaols of the damned and guilty!

Why should I waste my time calling these _moronic senators! They only pick the calls of their fellow legislooters, car dealers or oloshos! They even dodge the calls of their wives and kids at times!



_Fuck them all!

And that ladies and gents is how you put a "common simpleton" In his place! So you have no words left? No wonder!!!


Kagawawa10! You are quite the pathetic cretin! And you are an embarrassment to all united fans, dead or alive!


_FUCK YOU!

Kagawa10:
LOL!
What is the summary of this bullshit by the way? Someone tell me what this brain-dead eediot is rambling about?
KUNNU FILLED HEADED GOAT!

All of a sudden something can't seem to defend their hogwash?


And as for the bolded, what does that even mean? I can now see why it took you up to 6 trials to finally get that your P7 in english!


Calm down! Reduce your painment levels a bit! I know you are typing with anger mixed with embarrassment hence why you have resorted to 'archery' in a lame attempt to calm your frazzled nerves while seeming brave!


Unfortunately you are still highly regarded as a supremely talented _moron by the viewers here as well as in your family so just quit the lame jibes and answer the damn query ok?






#CONVINCE US!

Kagawa10:
I already told you that all this long epistle na wash!
Make your post succinct and readable.
And I doubt you have ever watch any football match because if you had, off the ball movement won't be so difficult for you to understand nor would you be so blind to not get acquainted with Lingard's off the ball movement.
Moreso, quoting Wikipedia to define Depay position won't help your cause when the same Wiki deemed Reus, Muller, Pedro etc as wingers when all they have ever managed is as inverted forwards on the wings.
Anyway, believe me when I say I understand your plight and how difficult for you to comprehend simple statement. It's not quite your fault because the poor comprehensive skills is in the gene, prayer can't even solve that for you. I actually pity you!

And finally it begins! When stinking _dullards like this robeast have been cornered like a hapless chicken by a determined fox they resort to semantics! No dodging today!


And YES I have never watched soccer at all and I have only EVER HEARD OF OFF THE BALL MOVEMENT TODAY! I don block that angle ogbeni! So please teach us oh great diety of ignorance! We await your lecture sire!



But don't be jealous of my epistles! Does it hurt you that your legibility is so insipid, devoid of reasoning and that you suffer from impotence in both the organs around your groin and in your skull? Or are you pained by my lyrical dexterity, keystroke fluidity, killer wit and the uncommon intellect of your lord!


You wish you could flow so effortlessly innit? Or that you could cause the anger of a man to rise while filling his eyes with tears with just the movement of your fingers eh? Sorry! Blame your years of truancy and your disastrous educational background for your current level of intellect and not my heartless poetry!



I am 'punishing' you while also 'educating' you! Force feeding you with points, e- slapping you with facts and reference points, exposing your fraudulent and senseless logic to this community and getting you and others to acknowledge how _stupid you are! NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW! Once again this was your post:


"Martial instinct as a striker isn't as developed as Rashford! I would even say that Depay has a better off the ball movement than him. And for people saying Martial is playing in an unfamiliar position, he did play on the left at Monaco and for France even before Lvg deployed him on the left wing. Martial may well develop as a striker but right now, Rshaford is the better striker."

(KAGAWAWA10). Page 2805!

www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/2805#44793363








Mumu! So kindly tell us how;


1: MARTIALS INSTINCT AS A STRIKER ISN'T AS DEVELOPED AS RASHFORDS!


2: DEPAY EVEN HAS BETTER OFF THE BALL MOVEMENT THAN HIM!


3: MARTIAL MAY WELL DEVELOP AS A STRIKER
BUT RIGHT NOW RAHSFORD IS A BETTER STRIKER!


And then by which means you arrived at this conclusion!



Now,"Wash that" you sorry excuse for a child!

Kagawa10:
OFF THE BALL MOVEMENT SIMPLY MEANS OF THE BALL MOVEMENT
!
"Cristiano Ronaldo is a classy example of player who gets on the end of many chances due to his fantastic off the ball movement, which often creates the space for the midfielders to exploit. Lingard too for us although his finishing has been quite average for us.
"
That was how Depay got majority of his goals at Psv and the main reason he was likened to Madrid's Ronaldo.
As a matter of fact, ONE OF THE MAIN REASON DEPAY HAS STRUGGLED FOR US IS THE FACT THAT HE HAS MOSTLY PLAYED AS A TRUE WINGER INSTEAD OF AN "INVERTED FORWARD" due to the lack of creativity in the team.
WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING? DEPAY HAS PLAYED IN A STRIKER ROLE FOR US AND HE WAS QUITE GOOD. INFACT, HE HAD ONE OF HIS BEST GAME IN THE CENTRE FOR US.

1: OPIO LOGiC:

"Off the ball movement simply means off the ball movement?" Wetin be dis? So he has been moving off the ball from the bench all season? Since in training lvg and giggs insist on blind folded training sessions abi! But dem dey notice rooney, martial and rashfords off the ball moves but not the best off the ball movers own! Your brains movement is also quite off!

Hopeless Goat!!!






2: OPENING PARAGRAPH ON HIS OFFICIAL WIKI PAGE;

"Memphis Depay is a Dutch professional footballer who plays as a WINGER for English club Manchester United and the Netherlands national team."


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memphis_Depay



No be only "inverted forward"! Your uncommon sense seems to have "reverted backward"!

Useless _Idiot!!!






3: MONG THEORY:


I like how you started your last paragraph! By asking your brain dead self.."WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING?" We are all wondering the same thing! So his best game was against watford? Watford? When he played as a 2nd striker when both rooney and martial were injured? Brilliant! So his game in the champions league against PSV when he scord twice and assisted one FROM THE WINGS, IN HIS NATURAL POSITION was his worst game!


And his golden boots at psv and his player of the year awards came from his striking achievements as a false 9 abi? Or was it his "drogbaish" way of leading the line! Or his inverted-ism?

Bloody Olodo rabata!








No wonder your father and mother simultaneously spit in disgust on the ground whenever you walk into their cave!

Error pikin!








**p.s: all that crap you were writing of depays psv days or cr7 and lingard na delay tactics! Hiding in plain sight! It won't work here! **


#DEFEND YOUR POST!!!

elrony:
defend your "Depay's off the ball movement better than Martial's" na..... please na!!!!!

no fall my hand na!!!

Cc: kagawawa10! ANSWER OH?

lekkie073:
funlord,
a foolish man may say 10 things and only one is correct. but u cant say because he is foolish, then u decide not to accept the 'one' correct thing he said

kagawa10 said a lot of things but it seems d lucid one there is the fact that the striking 'instinct' of rashford seems better than martial's own. using rashford's goal against west ham as a reference. ....his movement with the ball within the time he made his first touch and the time he hit thw ball was purely based on d instinct of a striker. I bet u dat if it was martial in dat position he would have decided to still wriggle his way in closer to the keeper the way he did in the first leg of liverpool vs manutd epl match. he might score which is highly probable but the fact is he has decided to take a timely risk by looking for a better position because he is sure of his dribbling skills.



a striker who catches the keeper unawares to me is better than d one that dribbles all defenders including the keeper to score.
and no matter how high messi or cronaldo scores they can never be better in the striking department than ronaldo de lima.

You are right on the ronaldo de lima angle, but are you saying 'martial' has never caught a keeper unawares? Remember I was the 1st to post all his goals in monaco from you tube here when he was signed! Abeg go and check those goals and see if there is any type that 'rashford' has scored that is not in the video!





Abeg just read the guys _retarded post! And ask yourself how come all of a sudden he can't come up with a format or any sort of compelling argument to back up his claims! He was even comparing off the ball movement of "depay" with "martial"! Da _fuck! See the goat talking of northerners and southerners rather than sticking to the script and telling us how he arrived at his "magnum opus of olodoism" in that synopsis! Una don too tolerate the rat so its time to see whether there is any substance to his _idiotic trolling!





That day sometime last month when he was making an absolute fool of himself here talking of xavi and some kind defenders, I was banned for e- beating one mod black and blue so I could not assist you chaps in helping to curb his foolishness! God don nab am today!

Kagawa10:
Now that I realise funlord is a Northerner, I'm not surprised by his low cognitive reasoning!
Shameless loser!

Look as this award winning nincompoop still trying to clap back after receiving a classic vitriol shower on a monday morning! So because I am multilingual that now means I am a northerner? So if I diss you in yoruba now you would term me as an opc member abi? Or if I lash you in igbo you would then call me an ipob youth I guess? So in addition to having the IQ of a goldfish you are also a useless, tribalist, savage, descendant of a fallen demon?






I always knew you were a basic _idiot all along but now I can also see that you possess similar mannerisms to those found in a young jungle baboon who even while exposing its ass and shooting out pellets of _shit droppings in fear still tries to bare its fangs in order to appear ferocious to an oncoming predator! Too bad! Its too late! This particular predator is as heartless as a nomadic male lion when hungry! Your already my dinner for today! I like 'GOAT MEAT' a lot you 'cursed goat'!







"My friend defend your foolish post and stop beating around the bush!" I know the cowardly streak in your dna is running through your blood stream at full speed! Your having regrets over why you allowed that _sperm bank you call a brain to send a message to your leprosy afflicted talons to type hogwash that you can't defend on this thread innit?




Do you know the calibre of 'MAN UNITED MEN' that permeate this section of nairaland? Do you know the hours of debate, epic battles, knowledge gained and shared, tactics analysed, teams and players dissected, bans served, and much more that we have all witnessed on this thread? Even rival fans enjoy coming in here to spar! So why would you think that an utter rank piece of garbage such as yourself with self esteem issues and a leaky anus would just come in here, spit something that _stupid and expect to survive? You think what your mommy told you about "man united fans being tolerant of _morons like you kaggy" was true? Sorry skank! She lied!




I've bruised your girlie ego, slapped the taste out of your stinking gob, _fucked your emotions over, shat all over your deluded and senseless post, embarrassed your moniker and gotten you to write a check that your ape like ass can't cash abi? Your angry, sad and frustrated at the same time! I can imagine how furrowed your brow is as you read this and how hard you are going to press your keypad when replying next! Or maybe you need "the mods help" _bitch? Well child, welcome to my rubiks cube of damnation! Where _morons, wankers, hobos and _fucktards like you are suffered gladly!





You are a vacuous entity! Your not even an empty vessel you are more of an empty can! You lack smarts and I'm sure the condom I used in ravaging your kid sisters booty last night has more of a personality than you! I thought you had a caustic tongue? What's wrong slut? Has the "fun cat" got your tongue?




ANSWER MY QUERY AND DEFEND YOUR POST!








You Hopeless daft bastard!!!







***tick tock***

Well he has chilled immemsely on our national bill all his life! Looted our commonwealth! Empowered some peeps! Corrupted our society! Developed some parts of the country! And murdered some of our finest soldiers in the process!


If he wants to "check out", then so be it! Later ibro!!!

Ol boy dis abacha loot no dey finish?

The man must have been a master of yamology oh?

_Fuck saraki! No one likes a disloyal nigga!