₦airaland Forum

titiakins:
the same way they fu*k your moda in your hood

Do you even know ur fada?

Don't you have any respect? "Your olosho of a mother is here desperately trying to swallow as much of my _sperm as she can" so that I can give her pocket money to feed you and that your "poverty stricken keke napep driving father" and you are here posting rubbish and distracting her!


Come on excuse us you useless goat!

GBAM! GBOSA! BOOYAKA!





www.football365.com/news/van-gaal-sacked-as-manchester-united-manager



www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10291804/manchester-united-sack-louis-van-gaal-reports




m.espn.go.com/soccer/story?storyId=2878092&top&wjb=

Jose the don: its time to _Fuck off mate!





Lvg: yes sir, let me just get my philosophy jotter from your new office!

Falz send you sef?

I banged her too! Tiwas _punani is sweet and fresh! I miss her!


Dr sid and tee billz should both _fuck off!

Mama gee sharrap dia! No be you I see for asotime groove for benin dey devour stout with 1 oyibo man?



Nonsense!

Tunde! Wishing you big yansh bliss forever!

Dem don _fuck dis madam savage finish! Dija! Your _punani is next on the mavins _penis agenda!



Ready! Set!..............

This genevive friend eye get as e be! Abi dem slap her before dem begin take the selfie? Her eyes no dey level!


Genevive just resemble babe wey go like to _fuck!

CFCman:
Here are five ways Nigeria, ironically, Legitimizes discrimination against women and the girl child:

CITIZENSHIP
Did you know that section 26 (2) (a) of the 1999 Nigerian constitution denies a woman the right to confer citizenship statues on her foreign husband but grants such rights to a foreign woman married to a Nigerian male?

ASSAULT
The criminal code doles out harsher punishment – felony – for assault against a man. Be you a woman, it is misdemeanour. Read here what section 353 of the criminal code says: “Any person who unlawfully and indecently assaults any male person is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for three years. The offender cannot be arrested without warrant.” And read here what 360 says: “Any person who unlawfully and indecently assaults a woman or girl is guilty of a misdemeanor, and is liable to imprisonment for two years.”

MARRIAGE
Under Nigeria’s penal code guiding the northern parts of the country, “Nothing is an offence, which does not amount to the infliction of grievous harm upon any person and which is done by a husband for the purpose of correcting his wife. Such husband and wife being subject to any natural law or custom in which such correction is recognized as lawful.”

WORK
Section 55 of the Labor act bans women from working in the night. “No woman shall be employed on night work in a public or private industrial undertaking or in any branch thereof, or in any agricultural undertaking or any branch thereof.”

POLICE
This must take the biggest piece – the police regulation. Section 121 to 126 regulates the affairs of women in the way it does not regulate males.
Women police officers shall, as a general rule, be employed for duties that are concerned with women and children only. Married women cannot enlist in the police. Where an enlisted single woman wants to get married, she must have spent two years in the police and then apply for permission to marry.

She must furnish the police with particulars of fiancé who must be investigated and cleared before permission is granted. A married woman police officer “shall not be granted any special privileges by reason of the fact that she is married and shall be subjected to posting and transfer as it were unmarried.”
In addition, police women are required to place the alphabet ‘W’ before their rank.
• For Compensation, Gratuity and Disability Pensions: provision was made for payment only to “wife‟ or “widow‟. No reference to spouses (husbands)
• Police women married to civilian husbands are disallowed from living in police barracks.
• Travel allowance made only for accompanying ‘wife’ and children. No husbands.


Also, an unmarried woman police officer who is pregnant shall be discharged from the force.
https://www.thecable.ng/married-women-cant-join-the-police-5-ways-the-constitution-discriminates-against-women#

These laws need to be discarded in a trash bin! Very archaic!

bigkesh:
Ode buruku.....

After other mumus like him have been chanting the name of a manager they have only beaten once in 12 years since december....
Printing Jose's jersey,Flying the banner of a manager who has never managed your useless expensive shit of a team is beyond disgrace


Ya useless fans even turned to Book haram trying to blow up that joke of a stadium just to get Mourinho's attention

What next? You guys will soon disguise as Fulani herdsmen

Chineke?



E pain dis 1 oh? Daalu oh.......

lekkie073:
look at it from this angle.....presently rashford is the only striker in d team...no reliable option 'B'...

meaning dat jose will need to buy at least one striker...I know he wont buy someone less prolific than rashford which will automatically relegate rashford to sub appearance.

I think realistically the person he wants is "ZLATAN!" If zlatan falls in, then I'm sure even 'rashford' won't mind the bench because zlatan offers a lot more than him but he would still get game time!


But if it is "aubameyang" then him and "rashford" would have to battle it out for a starting berth because "martial" is untouchable and 'aubameyang' may need to show that he can cut it in this league 1st! But what I saw him do with "carlos alberto" back in his porto days gives me high hopes for rashford! Jose no dey look face!

lekkie073:
but one thing is sure....jose when he finally arrives will buy a striker or two AND RASHFORD WILL BE LIMITED TO MAYBE CUP COMPETITIONS AND SUB APPEARANCE IN THE LEAGUE....if he continues his good plays under such conditions....then he would surely be a future united star....

Not true! Jose mourinho does not care about reputations! If you deliver you become a key member of his squad! If rashford continues in this vein of goal scoring form next season jose would play him regardless of his age!


He did the same thing back in porto!

These are really sad times to be a chelsea fan fa?


After the worst title defence in history and not being able to even qualify for even 'assnals emirates cup'? YOUR LEGENDARY COACH JOSE is fighting tooth and nail to become the manger of the newly crowned f.a cup champs the mighty man united!


The painment no be here! Lmfao!!!

Rochas don _fuck dis 1 tire! No wonder the groom dey scatter face!

HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP!

Odi egwu!!!

The real statement was this;



"Yes! We had to seal wadata plaza due to the fact that the nigerian police are yet to receive "our egunje" as promised to us by the criminal acting chairman of the pdp "mr sherrif haram"!


Once I confirm the alert, all will be well! Thank you for your patience!"..................



IGP Solomon 'show me the money' Arase!

He is an "ipob style icon"!

400billionman:
Have you skipped ur medication ?

Take your special brand of 'homosexual banter to your fellow simians!'

You are too infinitesimal to spar with your intellectual god!

Get lost!

ROONEY: "WE HAVE UNDERPERFORMED"!


www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10291564/wayne-rooney-manchester-united-have-underperformed-this-season









You especially captain!

OrlandoOwoh:
What is the name of his NGO?

LOOT LOVERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (LLAN)

See dead men walking spewing trash! Abeg let them _fuck off with their pathetic rants!


Nonsense!

O.p! The payment don enter voicemail!

Such confusion from an utterly useless party!

Dis Jonathan sef? Of all places na ivory coast you wan go pam? E be like say na 'gbagbo' be the olodo mentor!


What a dunce!

Nkem4040:
I foresee impeachment of President Buhari and Vice president Osibanjo on worsening economy and national security lapses, to prevent the country from slipping into anarchy. Senate President Saraki and Deputy Senate President Ekweremadu will replace Buhari and Osinbajo respectively. Sen Akpabio will assume as new Senate President and a senator from SW as deputy.

Hate Saraki if you like, one thing you can't take away from him is he is well educated, moderate muslim, non/less tribalistic, calm, non vindictive or hateful, and a better, rational leader than Buhari.

My friend sharrap and go and settle your on going quarrel with common sense!




Its too early on a monday for this sort of balderdash!

EbukaFran:
You meant- proof?

IPOBs are illiterates

Stop asking me stupid questions

Go and check the threads on the topic

Patience is a fat ugly nasty obese childless otueke bastard

Chai! Bad guy!






By the way who is this pained baboon below me sef?

Calmly singing.." Heartbreaker you gat the best from me............oooh wi ooh"




**in mariah carey's voice**

God! This mumu competition still never finish?

Splashme:
Blah blah blah . . . . all these hypocrite fake pastors will face God's judgement one day.

This Bakare made so much noise about GEJ's #800m Aso Rock feeding. Now, Buhari doubles that figure with #1.7b in his 2016 budget and Bakare is quiet.

All these foolish southerners that deceived gullible Nigerians to vote in this incompetent lying old man as our president will one day pay for it.

Imagine 4 fruits of tomatoes for #2,850 under Buhari

Why you sef go buy vegetables from "shoprite" wey dey sell am inside a.c, come dey expect am to be the same price as "mallam musa" own wey him dey sell under hot sun?



Opoko!

We saw how prepared your _stupid party was for delivering 16 years of nonsense!




Abeg this failed economist should shut the hell up!