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Kagawa10:
What did I say in the post that's wrong?
Take that eediot, funlord for example!

Normally I don't even bother to reply mentions from confused, intellectually challenged swine such as yourself but its been a while since I ripped apart the nonsensical logic spewed forth online these days mostly by _stupid, misled, teenage fools such as yourself!



Now if you were pained for being told to shut the _fuck up? I guess the polite thing to do would be for me to apologise for not addressing you correctly?



I apologise for not telling you how _idiotic, vapid and senseless your submission on "rashford" being a better striker than "martial" was! Just take a look at this foolishness you jotted down and expected us to take as punditry! This was your post:




"'Martial's' instinct as a striker isn't as developed as 'Rashfords!' I would even say that 'Depay' has a better off the ball movement than him."Martial may well develop as a striker but right now, Rashford is the better striker."........Kagawa10



What INSTINCTS that 'rashford' seems to have developed after only 7 career games were you referring to you ponce? Is it 'martials' superb close control, dribbling skills in close quarters, goal threat, awareness, his jinking runs, power or pace! "martial" has been outstanding for united all season long and it even took an injury to him for "rashford" to now be forced into the team out of desperation! So prior to that, those rashfords instincts were being saved for sallah or xmas by lvg and giggs abi?




Credit to "rashford" for taking his chances and getting some good goals but read carefully you ogre! "Rashford is still in development"! So is even "anthony martial" but at least martial has "more experience"!



And by the way martial is in his debut season, in a new league, playing under immense pressure for 1 of the biggest clubs on earth, experiencing culture shocks daily, but still impressing our foes, soccer experts and legends of the game while putting smiles on the faces on united fans with his excellent displays and goal scoring exploits only for a simian with a p.h.d in _stupidity to come and start telling us that his instincts are not as developed as that of an 18 year old with 7 league games to his name! Has rashford played in the champions league? Has he been capped by england? Have you seen him play 38 games home and away in a league season before? So which experience has he garnered in 7 games that has caused him to become a better striker than martial?




Then imagine your next attempt at mega duncery? Telling us that "depay" has a better off the ball movement than "martial"! Which depay are you referring to? The flop that has been dissapointing all season long from the bench or the 1 that does not even start games anymore?



Or was it in your nightmares that you were seeing his off the ball movement you goat? Why are you even comparing a winger, with 2 strikers? I know your brain is for decoration but at least you must know something about positions in life na? Even though I'm sure you are used to being in the last position of anything you set out to do!



Then look at how you ended your cow dung inspired post? "Martial may well develop but for now rashford is a better striker"! HOW? WHAT PARAMETERS HAVE YOU USED IN ARRIVING AT SUCH AN IMBECILIC CONCLUSION? WHAT RECORDS DID YOU ACCESS? HAD YOU EVEN HEARD OF RASHFORD BEFORE THIS SEASON?




You see the problem with mongs such as yourself is that you think you can come online, spit hogwash, rant a bit and believe that people have accepted your _moronic views as "jogo bonito banter"! Unfortunately you eventually must run into the merciless fan such as myself! The chin checker! The 1 that knows the game, lives the life, walks the walk and talks the talk! I have given you a complete run down of how _stupid your submission was with reasons to boot! If you can't convince the other members of this thread with salient points and proof of YOUR OWN, then I'm sorry, your already pathetic ranking on this thread would only sink lower down the totem pole of your disaster of a life!




But as for me I know you are doomed! You would only end up exposing your glaring foolishness even further so I await your response! It might be something like 'k' sef, since I know you are a witless sack of shite anyway!




Now with all due respect take your inconsequential moniker and _fuck of my mentions as well as this thread of champions! You need to start calling yourself KAGAWAWA10 instead!




Ask a hausa guy what WAWA means and stop scratching that empty noxious gas chamber you call a skull trying to figure out what the name means, you _stupid, hapless, cursed bastard son a 1000 fathers and an unrepentant olosho!









**puts out my blunt in the _faggots eyeballs**

Dj! Give me "the banger" by runtown and uhuru!!!

Useless catalan bastards!

GloryIsaac:
Guy abeg take am easy, so much shots in one comment ..
Btw, it seems there'll be a party on Barca thread this night

I dey go pick the dj now sef! No be small faaji oh!

Kagawa10:
Do I know an attention seeking whooree like you?
What a loser!

Look at this demented donkey calling me an attention seeker? The chilled menstrual blood that you have been sipping all day has finally caused your faulty brain to congeal I guess?




Now read carefully, go and check my contributions on this board, or on other sections of nairaland, and then you may realise how idiotic your claims are! Anyway you are well known for spewing garbage on this thread so I'm not suprised at your latest _retarded submission. It is the sort of thing we expect to see from that putrid wasteland you refer to as brain matter!




Now rashford is better than martial? Jesus wept! Anyway look at your moniker sef! Kagawa10! You are proud to identify with a certified old trafford flop as your title and you expect us to take you seriously? My guy you are a certified _idiot and that is clear for all united fans to see! You are the sort of fan that makes us wish football clubs can disown some of their fans!




Useless pederast!

Kagawa10:
"Martial instinct as a striker isn't as developed as Rashford! I would even say that Depay has a better off the ball movement than him.
And for people saying Martial is playing in an unfamiliar position, he did play on the left at Monaco and for France even before Lvg deployed him on the left wing. Martial may well develop as a striker but right now, Rshaford is the better striker."

My friend SHUT UP!

Next time she gives birth she should name the child "co co"!!!

kYjelly2:
I know you revel in your daftness, with such pride, wearing it on your chest like a suit of armor.

Simple questions always confound the daft ones, leaving them running around chasing nothing, just like headless chickens.

Simple question, if I shoot up Aso Rock, will I be charged?

Answer that simple question, you simpleton.

Olodo! Now you want to delve into the realm of hypothesis because I have made you realise how foolish your reasoning pattern on this topic is abi? Even the scenario you are now trying to paint is uber daft so no need to go there! Or are you a part time member of isis? Mr "shoot 'em up"!





Abeg I can't start engaging banter over your senseless theories with a child like you! It is against nairalands laws! I have told you the content of your thread is "extremely _stupid"! Focus on that! If you are pained then kindly take that rope close to the well at the back of your house and commit the "187 thingy!"





Anyway no one is really suprised at your utter _stupidity! Look at your moniker? KYJELLY2? You even named yourself after a penetration/sex cream? Does that sound like the kind of title that someone with any iota of sense. would adopt to YOU?









P.s: save your recycled googled barbs for your fellow poltroons!

kYjelly2:
Aha! So if I go shoot up Aso Rock right now, I guess I won't be charged huh

Some of you are sooo dafft, it hurts

Come sharrap dia you ape! Have you ever even held a shell casing before? See who wan shoot up aso rock?



Questions such as yours can only be inspired from the depths of that ocean of idiocy that you refer to as thoughts and ideas!



Why not include ibb and try to dig up the bones of orkar, abacha and murtala mohammed also and then try them all for treason too! No go find food chop so that you will develop some atom of sense!

Ipob youths wey never chop bellefull? Na with which fuel dem wan even take come kuje?


No be only "breakout" na "prison break"!

What a _stupid question!

All this raking go end for onitsha main market!

With joy! Polygamy is meant for _stupid men only! Everyone knows it is not possible to satisfy more than 1 woman at a time!

Its about time! Saraki is a pathetic excuse for a human being talk less of being the senate president!

Hopeless loot loving spoilt bastard!

Suit no be still cloth?

jimfarayola:
In February, the National Chairman faced pressure to resign from influential PDP members who believed he was not suited for the office on account of his alleged links with Boko Haram.
Ali Modu Sheriff, the National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), is campaigning to retain his office despite announcing in February that he would not extend his tenure.
Mr. Sheriff has reportedly been holding meetings with party officials and may have bought vehicles for the campaign trail.

A Honda SUV painted with PDP colors and displaying the National Chairman’s picture was seen at the PDP national secretariat in Abuja on Wednesday.
The PDP will hold its national convention on May 21 in Port Harcourt.


Mr. Sheriff, the former governor of Borno State, was previously a member of the All Progressives Congress (APC), but defected to the PDP when former President Goodluck Jonathan was running for a second term. He had grievances with the APC leadership, who allegedly excluded him from the decision-making process.


In February, the National Chairman faced pressure to resign from influential PDP members who believed he was not suited for the office on account of his alleged links with Boko Haram.
"I, Ali Modu Sheriff, a man of character and integrity, one who would live up to expectation and his promises, hereby announce to the world that under no circumstances would I stay in office beyond the period prescribed by the Constitution of our party, the PDP,” he announced in Abuja in February.
An anonymous PDP governor stated that Mr. Sheriff always works for the ruling party, even when he is a member of the opposition.

The governor said he has no reason to believe that he would not do the same if he extends his tenure as National Chairman.

http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/15/pdp-chairman-sheriff-campaigning-retain-his-office

Whaaat? Wetin I dey see so?

rusher14:
Saraki you are a common thief from a privileged background.

Your ruinous lifestyle finally caught up with you

You cannot steal from the poor at the same time betray your gang. Eventually, either your gang or the victims or both would catch up with you.

What clemency or empathy have you shown bank depositors whose lifesavings you squandered?

What hope have you given the average Kwaran as an executive?

What besides high pensions, money laundering, illegal and devious offshore assets can one point to as the legacy of Saraki?

What besides backstabbing your party, your catchment and more importantly the populace would Saraki be remembered for?

Your life is uninspiring and insipid.

Your works are full of iniquity and insolence.

Your future is impotent and regretful.

Go and sulk in your many mansions and sports cars.

The rich also cry.

Na dis 1 be the original letter wey DHL don package send to saraki! Even 'hilary the gangsta boo' approves!


Dele momodu should shut the _fuck up and have several seats!

owukpa:
Sources said the party has 'literally' settled for Mark who is from Idoma speaking part of Benue State (North Central) while Ekweremadu is from Enugu (Southeast) for the PDP presidential ticket come 2019.

CC: seun, lalasticlala
http://www.idomavoice.com/2016/04/2019-all-eyes-on-david-mark-ekweremadu.html

Abeg just negodu ya source?

GodsMercy1:
This thread is created to correct the misconception of so many persons especially nairalanders who always quote the 6 years administration of Goodluck Jonathan. To set the record straight, Goodluck Jonathan only serve for 5 years which is from May 6, 2010 to May 29, 2015.

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, BNER, GCON (born 20 November 1957)[1] was President of Nigeria from May 6, 2010 to May 29, 2015. He served as Vice-President of Nigeria from 2007 to 2010 and as Governor of Bayelsa State from 2005 to 2007.

Please try to check records next time...

Thanks and God bless us all.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan

SHUT UP!


No one gives a _fuck about how long the dunce was in power!











***slaps the o.p's mouth***

O.p you forgot question 11 let me assist you:

11: IS BUKOLA SARAKI A THIEF?


Answer: Oh yes! A world class thief! That is why he is known as 'LOOTER VANDROSS' amongst his colleagues in the senate!

458 already? No wonder dem 'domitilla' and 'agbako' don cut out from kd!!!

TANTUMERGO007:
saraki is going nowhere, he is a role model for the youths of this country

From your logical thought, it is easy to see that YOU possess the sort of brilliance found in cursed he goats!!!

Abeg dis "kabiyesi of the co co" should go and answer the FBI's questions and stop trying to deceive ogun people abeg!

The latest LIE from LAI!

Jummat LIE!

Why did this black beast not ask his _stupid former boss the same question? When their combined incompetence was sending nigeria into the abyss? Abeg _FUCK OFF _TWAT!!!

Who cares? After all they have always represented their pockets and not the interests of the masses! _Fuck them, their senseless amendments and their _moronic principal officers!

Man wey no send una? Make una dey wait for _stupid answers to _stupid questions!

Well well...........




www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10242286/ifab-anounces-law-changes-softening-rules-on-fouls-in-the-penalty-area

daretodiffer:
Hi dvmb

You never learn do you? Stop bothering my alternate with your crass behaviour!

So that man don finally deactivate?

Well, we are practising "lootocracy" after all!