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Aareonakakanfo:
Funlord i tell you martial has been having fun in my master league since i bought him.The guy is a beast

You be master lig guy? Correct nigga! Altho I prefer FIFAS own manager career mode 2 master lig! More realistic with those crazy transfers!

Classsyalabolas:
jason went to ma facebook profile to take pictures of ma account to post here illegally - i guess this is way too deep..nairaland rule doesn't allow exposing of photographs of user & user's family..

i expect he cops a lengthy ban for his actions.. & i request that the photos be removed.. thank you



cc: seun, lalasticlala airmark and mikuz

Mummy! Dey posted my pictures? Waaah waaah! Sniff sniff! Go change your diapers abeg! The thread stinks!

Laveda:
Funlord

What a gwan madam?

Classsyalabolas:
go treat your bi-polar kid... your collegues have all gone to hand themselves over to yabaleft

And you can't be more than 17...only kids have a liberty to be as jobless & as daft you are.
If you are above 17 & you are still this dumb, then your problem is spiritual...

Your gay photos just uploaded in the chat room biatch! Come check them out! Jason is doing a great job! Oh no??

Cc: elymaxiimus!

Jason21:

See the _sperm sipping _faggots pix! Michael wackdegbo! Chaii!

ELYMAXiimus:
Everyone is 17years

everyone is still writing jamb

everyone is jobless on NL 24/7 (like him i suppose)




in M.I's voice - "get a life duuuuuuuuuuuddde!"

No mind the sad plonker! Na only regurtitated lines him get for mouth! Sometimes sef the _sperm sipper uses my own insults against me! He steals rhymes from all of you from all your battles, then he wanted to come and claim intellectual on derailers before I showed him the meaning of PAiN! Very daft monkey! FAGREBEL

Classsyalabolas:
Nahh you are a mental case with lack of priority, &who needs to get psychiatric help


i bet the accolades you get from tools like you when you are wasting your life away is the only time you get noticed in life .. You and I both know that's true. .

And you are all alsi a cooger and darkrebel wannabe. .cos it was only when you came here that your madness started. ..
I already killed you romance section months ago, and put you in my rëtards list. You don't seem to understand me - I don't engage lunatics. .stop stalking me like a creep. ..

My friend shut up your dirty mouth and _fuck off! You killed who? I'm responsible for all your travails on NL! You ran away from derailers paradise because of "ME, THESONOFMARK and TRAPLORD"! We served you like food on a plate! And it was sweet!

Can you _fuck with me? Online or offline, your a puny _cunt where I stand! That's why I bully you like the _bitch that you are! Do you own nairaland? Talking about sections! Do you even own your own pillow? Look at this olodo that is still sucking mummys breast talking about stalking! You that you lack a personality! Jealous _fuck! Or you want to stylishly beg for mercy? No need! I'm not even done with you yet! Just wait till the tourney begins proper!

I promised to end your career and I did! I always keep my promises especially to immature sad bastards like you! Your _fucked forever on NL so deal with it! If your so butt hurt by the shame and epic disgrace I served you with, why don't you head to the lagoon near your house and go practice holding your stank breath under water! Follow the advice of the GIF! Now gerrarahia meeen!!! I'm having fun with elements that matter! YOU BORE ME!

Bloody Asswipe! LMFAO!

Classsyalabolas:
I never knew people had careers on the internet. This is how you know a geek and a social recluse who got no life outside these cyber-walls..
I wonder how you have time to type out 1000 words all in the name of dissing, and yet have time to post the links to archived posts..
Dude, if no one will tell you the truth, then let me-you are jobless and sick. .chai. ..

and just accept that your verse was wack. If the intro to the tale is this wack, how much more the tale? Attention-seeker ....

Nope! I'm actually the Seeker of fake, gay, hating ass, lying ass, poverty stricken _fucktards like you! And then I wreck them as I wrecked you boy! Lol!!!!

Na na na na na............


Keep crying! Your tears bring me JOY!

Classsyalabolas:
youse one big joke.... mark my words boy- no matter how hard you try to fit in, rap section would never be for you ...


This shït is utterly wack. .and yet you claim to be a rap head. This verse would only be considered döpe in your village's annual rap competition

As usual I expect you to type your long essays. .obey me dog, make a lengthy rebuttal. I need a good laugh as venting your frustrations in nairaland is the only life you got. ..mad dog

Nigga? Why so pained? Lol! Its an intro to a tale! Go and keep getting slapped in the chat room! We are having fun in sports section abeg! Your career is over! Thank me later! Ha ha...........

007Bruce:
what is this?

Intro to a story! This nairaland nonsense censorship na him make your version dey funny! Lol......

ELYMAXiimus:
abeg leave FFR, go and deal with classyalamala

I just dey high say make I write intro to story oh? I no need rank! Lol! Make una bury am for tourney abeg! That flea is too minor for me!

The ascended master: the high scriptures!

I'm talking to god about his plans to make me a superstar, I told him, nope, I'd rather remain puffing my cubans right here in heavens bar! He smiles and says fun your punditry with the pen needs to bless mankind be it from near or afar, and your vicious heart and long memory is meant to decimate mcs whose skills will never be up to par!

I pull out my last rizzla and slide it across to _allah, he splits open the last bag of "doja" we call it "heavens scar"! Puff puff pass assisted by a bottle of henny, next thing I know I'm quite sozzled so its time to bring the fury!

Teleported to nairaland to walk among the new breed of mc's, making sure that any challengers get tossed up in flames burning at a 1000 degrees, move through sections, always leaving a trail of debris, admiring the carnage from afar while quietly stroking my goatee, no wonder the lords name is permanently on the marquee!

Only give dap to the real and proceed to decapitate the fakes, dig out the thickest butts just so my _dick can relate, put the haters on hold until its my time to decimate, serving a buffet of rhymes so ya'll kids better grab a plate!

The cacophony kicks in, so I guess its time to begin, I'm spitting the sort of flows that all holy books consider a sin, the grim reapers by my side busy doing the back spin, jesus is my hype man and the holder of my gin, while dj shango's in charge of making the records spin!

Funs flow is pristine and devoid of gimmicks, just a constant stream of fortified and factual lyrics, armed with a swagger that defies the laws of physics, with the sort of delivery that keeps the youth in hysterics, I'm an un-natural _pimp, sometimes I get to _fuck them spirits, my unique rhyme schemes ensures I'm most loved by the critics!

SailorXY:
There no better definition of a fool! Honestly, how do some of them summon enough courage to collect their paycheck.

Pound for pound Herrera trumps Rooney as an AM & Martial can't be displaced by Rooney as a CF, so wetin the mumu "analyst" dey try sell to public?

Hmmm! In politics, we refer to what he is selling as "NEPOTISM"! This is the version approved by the queen I guess!

Nihilist:
Concur with the article 200%.


Hazard is a burden that can be carried so long as he's providing attacking input. Once that input is gone, then he is a liability.

Simple!
I like your analogy! Topman

Gaddemit! No wonder "yaya toure" came out spitting hot flames earlier this morning about the _fucking britico press?

Can you imagine the excuse the twunt known as "garth crooks" from the BBC gave as a reason for "ander herreras" performance against everton? Oya na! Check it:

"‘Herrera is very fortunate to have such an accommodating captain as "Wayne Rooney", who has waited patiently for him and other new arrivals to come to terms with Louis van Gaal’s new system, often to Rooney’s own detriment."


Jesu!!!!

Chelshite fans need to take a look @ this article! No wonder some of them become stammerers when you ask them stuff like this about their "former player of the year"!

www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10034168/eden-hazard-dropped-by-chelsea-but-is-jose-mourinho-right


Karma really is a biatch!

Even EBELE won't believe this your _cock and bull tale! And that guy believes anything!

I go post better article on top the thread, instead of these relegation mofos to allow mancs to focus on that issue in order to generate better banter, these blue mongs and pained _twats always want to keep rehashing outdated crap arguments which they even lost! Smh!

GIYAZZ:
My Nigga? dude, I like Weezy to an extent, but no way he's "MY NIGGA." He can be irritating and wack sometimes though, but that's none of my business.

About the sex tape; I don't think that's a big deal. Celebrities (especially rappers) are designed for controversies. So this could only put a scratch on his profile, and that's the end. He goes ahead with his life and even gets to cop more endorsements, considering the buzz that tape propagated. It's all showbiz, so don't stress their matters.

Though I still don't trust that source.

Erm...dude, lil wayne is actually suing "hollywood street king" and "vivid entertainment" for releasing parts of the video right now as we speak! Plus his former skank "karrine 'superhead' steffans" has confirmed that its "wayne"! She knows the 2 hoes as well as his socks style!

That source is realer than the oxygen your breathing right now! Anyway he needs to go get tested cause he ran up in those skrippers without a rubber!