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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:19pm On Oct 24, 2015
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coogar:
buhahaha - kluivert that was close to retirement when he joined newcastle. grin cheesy rooney also played with falcao & it was during this period rooney scored only 1 miserable away goal in the premier league in 14 months.



compare what shearer did for england to what rooney did. go and watch euro 96 again..... cool
Aah....euro 96? Those were the days! That was 1 supreme summer! Shearer was a beast for the 3 lions but I took a wholistic look @ both players TOTAL contributions as regards their national teams, club sides, trophy haul and standing in the game before I arrived @ my synopsis!

Shearer legend! Rooney legend! But I'm rolling with the fat scouser and our very own nairalands "mr beautiful mind" on this 1!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:02pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry
coogar:
don't play with fire.....
shearer is heads & shoulders better than rooney at everything. where they played bears no relevance otherwise rooney should have more career goals than ronaldo.

now, let's do some math!

shearer
260 PL goals
441 PL appearances
38,173 PL minutes
53 PL penalty goals.

minute per open play goal ratio =

38,173/207 = 184mins/goal

rooney
187 PL goals
415 PL appearances
32,440 PL minutes
18 PL penalty goals.

minute per open play goal ratio =

32,440/169 = 192 mins/goal.
__________________________

despite the fact that shearer played for crappy teams for most of his career, he was quicker to score a PL goal than rooney that actually played mostly with world class players, world class manager, the most successful club in britain.

nyabinghi......shearer>>>>>>>>rooney!
Well shearer had the chance to play with world class players didn't he? but chose to remain a big fish in a small pond probably because he could not handle the "truth that is man united"! Fergie tried everything in order to sign him up but the fear of dealing with the sort of pressure @ a major club such as manchester got to shearer I guess!

Anyway as a pure goal getter, "1993 to 2006 shearer" trumps "rooney" all day everyday even during childrens day, but as a complete footballer, all round play, technique, chance creation, passing, influence etc, I would give it to "2004 to 2012 rooney"! Shearer could not really dribble or make key passes to others as much as rooney does and only finished off chances with headers or shots, rooney had it all in his locker @ 1 point!

So IMO! Better goal scorer would be big man shearer, but better all round football player would be rooney! Who would you rather have as a team mate? That's a whole noda cup of p.g tips!
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by funlord(m): 10:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
richommie:
lol..she's a lady..besides she's not into rap isshh.
so...she wont understand.

@kittenpaws . . Am sorry. . .But try to understand. .this is rap battle section.
we always make use of dirty./vulgar/texcee words alot here
such as.
geezer
nitwit
beetch
pucci
dick
geeks
gees
whoore
hoe
e.t.c.


#YolO
Dude I know all that! then she should take her little _wanker friend to go and continue their chats, flirting or whatever on what's app or facebook! I mean the name of the thread is called "2 LINES TO DISS THE PERSON ABOVE YOU!!!" She has no case!
Let her get familiar or get out! Simple and short!
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by funlord(m):
angry

This moany skank above really needs to take care of her numerous emotional flaws....

Cause in a year she's gon' be dealing with that _shit in addition to menopause!




**Grow up ffs!**
Politics › Re: What Is Wrong With Nigerian Youths? by funlord(m): 9:02pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry

The nigerian youth have been made politically redundant, economically dependant, and has been forced to focus on " spreading jingoism and azontoism" amongst themselves rather than on efforts geared towards self empowerment, nation building and national unity! We are stuck in a state of confusion!
Politics › Re: Obasanjo In Auto-Crash, Escapes Unhurt - Today.ng by funlord(m):
lipsrsealed

Looks SCAMMY but if genuine, Ol boy na him sabi! He has had a good life! Balling and getting rich on the states bill while stagnating the development of this nation and its young people in equal measure thru lop sided policies and thru his previous parties proclivity for geriatric, vindictive, ethnic and archaic politics which he gleefully endorsed!

I've never sent obj! Never have, Never will!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:19pm On Oct 24, 2015
coogar:
i won't be surprised that 10% of rooney's weekly wage goes to skysports pundits. the arsë-licking is tenacious. cheesy
Yeah they are all innit together! But the original stat appeared on a bbm channel called "just football" that always gets feeds from twitter and sky! Hence why I did the name change! I just hope I haven't stained skys buttlicking rep further by mistake! but who cares! They still all kiss his ass anyway!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:10pm On Oct 24, 2015
cheesy
coogar:
these stats are fraudulent! shearer & henry scored career league goals before the premier league was established. there was a football league before 92/93.

number of career league goals by their 30th birthday

189 - shearer
187 - henry
187 - rooney

if we were to follow the logic in your stats then rooney is greater than messi. how come? rooney has scored 187BPL goals more than messi. grin grin
Trust the boys @ bbm channels! I think dey just created this lop sided goal ranking just to make rooney feel loved and hyped in equal measure on his birthday!

If you notice they conveniently only included goals by the listed strikers from the "92 season" when the premiership began and ended it by the "certain age of 30" which automatically helps wazza jump the queue! They glady wanted to steer clear of the career league goals stats by all means!

Don't shoot the messenger, go kill just football instead! Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:59pm On Oct 24, 2015
smiley

Its a straight toss between "jose moanrinho" and "tim sherwood" on who might be the next manager in the prem league to get fired! Exciting times indeed!
Romance › Re: Annoying Things Women Do During Sex by funlord(m): 6:27pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry

Seems the o.p met a lot of "professional oloshos" during the course of his research!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 6:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry

Chelshite FC please take note! The FA is tired of the condoms of rival clubs bursting during their weekly sex sessions with your clubs ass so they have sent a public service announcement in regards to this! As from next week learn to assume this correct position ok? Look down..............

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
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cheesy

Only the blue team of "jose titus" can boast of defending a league title with these abysmal stats to their credit;

IMPOTENT IN ATTACK:

15 - Goals scored so far this term does
not compare favourably with the same
period last season, by which point they
had plundered 26! ( Where's falcao / hidden ?)

OLOSHOS IN DEFENCE:

19 - Times their goal has been breached
this term. Last season the Blues
conceded just 32 goals, making them the
Premier League's tightest defence (rahman baba and ivanovic for world XI of this season?)

INDISCIPLINE REIGNS SUPREME:

3 - Matic's sending off was Chelsea's
third of the season, following red cards
shown to Thibaut Courtois and John
Terry (thug captain)!........sky sports/the lord

Mercy!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m):
cheesy

Only the blue team of "jose titus" can boast of defending a league title with these abysmal stats to their credit;

IMPOTENT IN ATTACK:

15 - Goals scored so far this term does
not compare favourably with the same
period last season, by which point they
had plundered 26! ( Where's falcao / hidden ?)

OLOSHOS IN DEFENCE:

19 - Times their goal has been breached
this term. Last season the Blues
conceded just 32 goals, making them the
Premier League's tightest defence (rahman baba and ivanovic for world XI of this season?)

INDISCIPLINE REIGNS SUPREME:

3 - Matic's sending off was Chelsea's
third of the season, following red cards
shown to Thibaut Courtois and John
Terry (thug captain)!........sky sports/the lord

Mercy!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
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Mourinholic:
I swear that was my exact reaction...... I just dy stare at TV and didn't even know when light went off.....
In my broken head I was watching the game on an empty screen
See as you come dey type like dove now! Chaii! Ralph tresvant.......sensitive shekpite! Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
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Gelengelen:
ivanovic did not play....chelshit fan who will you blâme now?
Dem say the stadium been too dey noisy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:14pm On Oct 24, 2015
grin
Chelseafan1:
That foolish Ramirez was in the best position to nod the ball out, he missed, Costa missed also, na Hazard wey dey faraway one mumu dey blame.

Bunch of useless and senseless nairaland pundits feeling like a boss!!

Oshi radarada.

Abrahomivh shud just sack that stiffnecked Mou already.
See "painment?" Abeg otunba, no go shack cyanide today because of this shekpes beatdown oh? Lol.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:09pm On Oct 24, 2015
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Uhuru! Uhuru! Uhuru! Uhuru......anytime, anytime, anytime, anytime wey you hear the banger!.............!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 4:58pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry

Roman: What manner of goatish players, bus parking brand of football and mong of a coach is this that I'm seeing? I need to go and type this _wankers letter fast!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 4:51pm On Oct 24, 2015
grin
Nihilist:
Can Ibime please usher the revellers out?

No party today...
Come again boy?
Family › Re: Being Disowned By Your Mom Because Of Your Career Prospect by funlord(m): 4:44pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry
ohgurl:
Hello,I don't know if this is the right section to post this but am really confused and need matured advice.My story goes thus;after the joy of gaining admission,although I was not given my dream course I wanted English and was given Linguistics while i picked law in my UTME.I sound like a confused fellow right?Am actually not confused I know what I want,but due to circumstances am going to explain I chose law.
Lemme try to explain a bit,am from a broken home and my mom has been doing basically doing everything from finance to feeding,clothing and all.I have a dad but an irresponsible one.At times he sends money to me,but not every time and his inconsistent coupled with the fact that he fails to keep to his promise.So my mum wants me to study law by fire by force,just few days ago she has called that she is no longer concerned about my school and I should not call her because have failed to study law.I was once a science student,an unhappy one as at that because I was pushed by my mom to study science,in fact I was promised I will study medicine in any university in the world by my step-dad.The truth is that I was not thrilled a bit and crossed to art.Hell almost let loose and she told me after my 'o levels' when I come to meet her in abroad I will still go back to science.The plan failed and she wanted me to pick law for my UTME,I was left with no choice but to do that and now she has disowned me or I don't know if it is a threat.
Am planning my traveling process to go and meet her.Its almost through self and one of the condition is that,I have to deny my biological father at the interview because my step dad filed for me.I don't know if I will drop my surname,but she has been talking about putting me in medical school and I have to learn a trade i don't like because it will help me.I can not do what i like it is forbidden!Am being silenced in fear.I don't feel like traveling that is the truth.She doesn't even want me to accept the admission in the first place because it is not law and am traveling soon.Have decided to stand on my own but its impossible without financial support.I called my dad and he sent my fees promising to see me through.For the fact that my dad is irresponsible I have to have something I can fall back on if he fails me and I don't even trust him.The question is what can I do to sustain myself as a student?At times I have this fear of running back to my mum,which she knows I might later when I run out of cash.But a voice keeps telling me in my head 'to stand up for what i believe in' am so passionate about my dreams.Please am I making a mistake here or am on the right part? Everybody I know told me to go and beg my mum so I wont end up ON the street.If I finally gather the balls to stand alone what can i do to survive as a student?My dad is an option B,his inconsistent.So please help me.SORRY FOR THE LONG EPISTLE....CC LALASTICLAL PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL, AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW I NEED MY POST TO BE PUSHED TO F.P Thanks....

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What has this last bolded part of your post got to do with anything? Will it provide you with a final solution, fame or the answers you seek?

Answer it yourself and attain some clarity!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 4:19pm On Oct 24, 2015
grin

Luke shaw: Yo memph! Did you hear the former champs are getting butt _fucked right now and are down to 9 men instead of 10 cause the "hidden" ones also gone off the radar as usual?

MempHITZ: Lmao! I heard MOANrinhos trying to blame the red card on me just like the _twats on their thread do daily!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 4:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
lipsrsealed
airmark:
It's disgusting

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 3:41pm On Oct 24, 2015
grin

Me: The amp dey work?

Dj garr; Yes my Lord!


Me: What about the speakers?

Dj garr: Lemme check my lord!


Me: Good! Hurry up! The guests are arriving!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
smiley

Happy Birthday to our skipper Wayne Rooney:

Even though your form right now is nothing to celebrate, @ least make I help you with some stats to further generate small goodwill for you here!


Number of #BPL goals by great premier league strikers by their 30th birthday;

187 - ROONEY
176 - Shearer
174 - Henry
152 - Fowler
146 - Owen

Politics › Re: Guber Tribunal Judgement: We’ve Been Vindicated – Rivers APC by funlord(m): 2:55pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry
sandrajazmin:
LIES!
LIES!!
LIES!!!..... I reside here in PH
Cheap propaganda by blood sucking demons!!! shocked
Come on shut up you bloody prat and read these links!

saharareporters.com/2015/10/24/tribunal-nullifies-election-governor-nyesom-wike

www.channelstv.com/2015/10/24/tribunal-nullifies-wikes-election/

How won't you think its a LIE when you reside deep in the creeks and jungles of p.h where there is no access to information or tv signals? Zombie!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
wink
parrotibaba:
I don't get this "following coogar" of a thing. The other time it was a shekpe dingbat with that ridiculous generalization, WTF is all this? That the majority of ppl agree that Rooney or Jones or Valencia(in some cases) are not up to scratch doesn't mean that they r following someone's opinion and ganging up against another. You claim to follow this thread for 3 years now @n0m0 n yet you can't see Rooney's decline or Phil Jones's moment of madness on the pitch of play, instead what you see are "coogar's followers" who support his points like he made them. It's crystal clear for everyone to see including the ludicrous English media that Rooney is sh!t upfront, as an attacking midfielder n as a central midfielder, note the word "is" which means currently and not previously as you lot try to always remind us when defending him. No doubt he is a united legend n he has done a lot for the team n club but as of 2 years going down to this year, he has being declining at an alarming rate n yet El jefe for no just reason keeps playing him n depriving the team decent players who are either relegated to the bench or shunted to unfamiliar positions (same sh!t happened last season). There are folks here, in each thread that are seen as "old jays" for the folks who just started following this thread n so their valid opinions are taken up for arguments and analysis, I don't get all this "coogar followers" crap that every Joe spurts out when in need of attention.

My 100 naira.
I actually think it is a symptom of "painment" or "deep resentment"! But @ least he is not crying over how many likes a quote or gif gets, or threatening fire and brimstone over being quoted like their boss mong and his ilk do all the time! As if likes na credit alert! Lol.....youngins!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:24pm On Oct 24, 2015
grin
n0m0705:
grin my brother, believe me I know perfectly well what I am saying , I have been on this thread for about 3 years or thereabout so I am not generalising. For example, last season coogar was on jones and valencia case calling them shite and almost everybody here started calling them shite too, now coogar has toned down his criticism of valencia and the perception here has also changed. Not coogar's fault though( I think he will be a great sales man).
As for rooney, no doubt his performance has gone down since last season, IMO, but that can not take away his legendary status in football. no matter the criteria you want to use to judge, he is up there with the very best of his generation. The only dent on his career is the three lion performances in different competition s which is not his fault alone.
Okay na! If the guy na salesman then e be like say wetin him dey sell never reach my hand! Anyway for the avoidance of doubt, anyday me and you dey rap over "united matters" kindly use these MY government approved reasons about the following key man u players against me as you wish! I never fluctuate without just cause!

1: I believe "rooney" is in decline and should be benched even though I tipped him to score @ least 20 goals this season!

2: I have never truly liked "smalling" and I am actually impressed by his recent form but the beef still dey fire as far as his case is concerned!

3: Valencia is a terrible right back and average winger and I hope he is sold sooner rather than later! He is not united quality!

4: Carrick should be a permanent option from the bench or during carling cup games and desperate times! He is too lazy and addicted to safe passing options!

5: "Martial" to me is the best young striker between the 18 to 22 year old bracket on earth presently!

6: "marcus rojo" has been dissapointing for most of his man united career! But it seems he turned a corner against everton! I still doubt him!

7; "phil jones" is not very smart at defending or tackling and i hope we sign a quality defender soon to partner a developing smalling!

8: I never comment on "fellaini"!

9: "De gea" is still the man!

10: I still don't understand "van gaals" philosophy!

Now feel free to compare and contrast my views with those of our fellow CULT MEMBERS @ anytime you feel the urge! Lmfao!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:18pm On Oct 24, 2015
undecided
codedguy1:
Guy calm down!

Even Rooney did not expect that his present disgraceful performances will linger this long. We might have seen that Rooney was declining why did those that agreed the deal not see it. If Moyes, Rooney and his agent were pushing for a 300k per wk wages for Rooney, woodward and the management should have refused.

If rooney is a fraud, woodward and the rest management are otondos.


We are talking about Rooneys RECENT FORM juxtaposed with his performances on the field, I agree its a wankfest.
His "RECENT FORM" as you mildly put it has been going on for close to 3 years!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:08pm On Oct 24, 2015
grin
coogar:
so he wasn't a fraud at PSV but a fraud at united? it then means his mercurial skill isn't the problem......you have shot yourself in the foot!



depay has scored 4 goals for his new club.....hidden hazard has 0 goals in 11 games for chelsea. depay is 21, hazard is 24. biko, who's the fraud? cheesy grin
Not again?

Politics › Re: Breaking news..Tribunal Nullifies wike's election by funlord(m): 11:40am On Oct 24, 2015
angry
bettercreature:
Details shortly.....
What sort of useless "nastradamus"thread did you create like this?
Politics › Re: DSS Foils Plot To Bomb Ikoyi Estate, Arrests 45 Boko Haram Suspects In Lagos by funlord(m):
angry
Icecomrade:
This Boko Haram is not being fair. The south west fought hard to bring PMB to power. Why then would they think of Bombing south west locations?

These Northerners are ingrates.
Your award winning logic dissected via verbatim:


1: "Boko haram not fair?" Fairness in terrorism? Brilliant!

2: "The south west fought hard to bring pmb to power?" Winning elections is predicated on amassing a large number of votes from all regions! So the north west, or south south or middle belt did not also "fight hard" with their voters cards as well? IGWE!

3: "Why then would boko haram think of bombing south west locations?" So terrorism is based on ethnic affiliation / location based on your logic? Terrorise your backyard and people only? Superb!

4: "These NORTHERNERS are INGRATES"! And finally your ethnic bigotry manifests itself in your closer!

Nigga! Your dumb! **spits**
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:32am On Oct 24, 2015
grin
coogar:
fraud
frɔːd/
(noun)

wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain.

biko, what else can we call a player that takes £300k/week and yet plays like a nigerian league division 3 striker?

rooney has falsely represented himself as an elite striker & yet he's nowhere near what his salary dictates he should be.

nor be fraud be that? cheesy
Nna men try pity the dude biko! Tomorrow na him birthday oh? Fraud to harsh! Always try to remember those days of his combo With" rudd van goals, saha, Cr7 and 2010"! He was on "elitist tins" dat time na! Wazza don give us many good times oh? NEVER 4GET! Altho small scam dey inside the dopemu contract sha......a pay cut will help us forgive his transgressions!

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