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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:56pm On Oct 21, 2015
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kramfonos:
Huh? :-0



That's him though quite alright. He's a die-hard Barcelona fan as depicted in the pictures.

How come he's very dark and his hair is somewhat brownish? Dandruff? cheesy
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What did you expect a chibok boy 2 look like!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:07pm On Oct 21, 2015
kramfonos:
I just saw this. What pictures? I'm at sea here.
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Head to this page and drown your sorrows while staring at the ape like poses of the GAYREBEL! Lmfao!!!

www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/2446
Celebrities › Re: What Is Burna Boy Doing With Corazon Kwamboka? The Kenya Big B00ty Lady by funlord(m): 2:09pm On Oct 21, 2015
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Probably telling her about the good strides buhari is making back home in naija!
Politics › Re: INEC's New Chairman 'Mahmud Yakubu': 4 Important Things To Know About by funlord(m): 1:54pm On Oct 21, 2015
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No 1 gives a _fuck about these "I get am before qualifications"! All he needs to do is implement policies on staff welfare which have been dormant and surpass the achievements of jega! Or else embarrassment awaits!
Rap Battles › Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by funlord(m): 1:27pm On Oct 21, 2015
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Properties › Re: House Collapsed In Adeniji-Adele Street Lagos With People Trapped by funlord(m):
bugzbunny:
Guy grin grin grin
I knw u are smoking with Quotasystem
Funlord
Simplecarro
Omoelesa
Abduljabbard etc
Continue oooooo
The online beating I gave you 2 months ago must have really hurt your ego but you really are too infinitesimal for me to waste further mb's on!

This is the only advice I have for "pained,vindictive chibok boys like you!" Look down please...........

Now get lost Billy goat.

Family › Re: This Is My Dilemma Help Me Choose. by funlord(m): 12:03pm On Oct 21, 2015
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I no send this op's labe orun tale, I'm only stalking this poster above me in order to bang her! HARD!!!
Politics › Re: Code Of Conduct Tribunal Adjourns Saraki's Case To November 5th And 6th by funlord(m): 11:56am On Oct 21, 2015
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Na wa 4 dis naija sha! Justice delayed/denied should just be included as part of our constitution!

If to say na 1 small boy move dis tekwe now the case for don move pass speedracer!
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Winifred Oyo-Ita As Head Of Service by funlord(m): 8:25am On Oct 21, 2015
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dialfa:
I know.
Since YOU KNOW you are an _IDIOT! Then why don't you go and look for other _idiots like yourself and share your views with them? Because you are ALONE here!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:41pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:15pm On Oct 20, 2015
Oyind17:
I've told u before I don't play in the sand. take a bow
Brito! No worry today is this frustrated mongs day! You are next! Now swerve........
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:09pm On Oct 20, 2015
Oyind17:
Mtcheew, I think say na funlord. Chai this kid dey claim big boy since. make I go tell him e wife for whatsapp
Are you _stupid? _retarted or cursed?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m):
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The Lords rubics cube of damnation claims another victim! Ha ha ha....join the rest of the exposed mongs in purgatory boy!

And remember life is what you make it till you meet the FUNLORD! Biatch ass mother_fucking barawo! Gtfoh! Go cry into your chibok mums bosoms, by the way have a HIV tainted tampon to wipe your green tears!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:55pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Nubian113:
Cat fish alert! He use some light skin hottie for his Dp before.....
Nah! He's a well known thief of pix from fb! When he gets caught the peeps in the pix automatically become his cousins or uncles or lovers? This is the real _ shit!

Pay no mind to his lame excuses! They are as limp as his impotent _cock! We do this for fun! this biatch nigger is toast!!! Lol........bank statements and addresses loading........
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:46pm On Oct 20, 2015
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The thief don go steal another homeboy picture from instagram wan claim! "SARAKI REBEL"! _Fuck outta here loser! Ha ha ha ha ha ...................
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:42pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Nubian113:
shocked shocked shocked
What a gremlin! Lol!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
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GIYAZZ:
I have now realized you are a renowned and a consummate loyal c0ck sucking Stan!

So because we are taking your master to the cleaners, you want to catch High Blood pressure abi?

It will never be well for you! You claim to love that innocent looking boy but wouldn't advise him, Instead you encourage him to continue so you can see a ddick to suck, abi?

I will destroy you today!!!

All you keep doing is following the poor lost boy around every section to clutch his ddick!

That's how you copied the style he stole from cooger to battle! but your useless snail shell of a brain wouldn't help you script bars enough to back up your Dracula tonkunbo style snatching personality!!

You talk as if you are peaceful, but behind that C2 is acfagggot who found an opportunity to cop himself a young boy with an inoocent ass to bang!

God will punish you today!! You and your co's are the reason why faggotry is seen within the African neighborhood these days!

But I will dismantle you before you can cause more harm to our society! I will finish you today. Ffucking ddick loving consummate retard!!
Siniza and Ekiti-rebel? But why?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:30pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Darkenedhomosexual! I thought you were denying those pix? So why were you now caught on this thread proudly displaying them to your other account while giving yourself the same _cock and bull story about you being in ss2 and building your cabin chest again? This ape can Lie ehn?

www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/1368


Cc; elymaxiimus! emaprince!

This una guy na wa! Lmfao!!!

Abeg help us spread the word
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:11pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Nubian113:
Hey, I heard your the man with the Goods, show me nah? wink
Bloody mods cleaned dem up! But don't worry dey will be making a comeback soon! U will be notified!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:48pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Darkened-gay-rebel abi na classhite-yaba_left?
How do you like your LORD now? Damn! I'm loving this! Lmfao!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m):
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Crybaby fagrebel! Whose pictures were you posting on this thread?

www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/1410


Jeez! You don't know your stuck in a cycle of damnation! Coward, but now you know mods!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m):
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See when they caught the lying son of a dog for doing his usual multiple account scam and also to cheat during rap battles! The orangutan treats likes as if its oxygen! If he does not get likes he becomes suicidal! Lmfao

www.nairaland.com/1156958/nl-rap-battles-chatroom/227#27528799#27528799

LIKES? On nl? That's what you live for fagrebel? Men your sick in tha head man!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:45pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Classsyalabolas:
the first dude in the photo is not me...same with whoever was wearing the yellow hoodie or whoever had the towel or muffla round his neck
[b]Because I get tagged to people's pic on fb doesn't mean I own em'[/b If people tag you to their photos on facebook, it automaticaly goes to your profile..

The first dude is Gawd Razzy on facebook..a facebook rapper..also known as gawdovwarr here..he recenty registered nl cos of the Kings tourney..
The second dude on yellow hoodie & barca jersey is the same as the dude on the bed..his name is salami seyi.
Elymax posted the same photo years ago as personals in a rap battle..only reason I didn't protest is cos I knew he was clueless & that wasn't mr

The photos jason posted yesterday & the dude holding a curve 2 in front of the mirror is me..
And it is an antiquated photograph taken in 2010 at st gregory's dormitory...so i don't even look close to that .ask the creep who stole it off to tell you what year it was uploaded....
Curve 2 was the shït in 2010...& that's why it was curve 2 i was holding...that's concrete proof..

And the only reason why the creep who posted it here saw it on ma fb was because I purposely left it there, afterall majority of the peeps from rap section know ma fb name, & i knew they could have taken it to use as personals.
Only reason i left it was because that was a very important period for me. It was also the very day I started weight lifting, & i only saved it to document it.
So if you think i even look like that facially or in body mass/weight then you are only playing yourself..
I was only 15 there...gimme a break grin
I dare y'all to post photos of when you were 15...let's see


I say you are just bunch of internet cowards..see me coming back from lunch break after a hectic day to meet grownups getting püssy queefs over nonsense

As for the 2-faced harvey dents saying I deserve It..I just want you to know that your words are equivalent to the flatulence of a witch..
i would never have had to diss cherryice or her son, if she didn't reference ma dad...all i did was rebuttal, but cos she is a female she gets a free pass?
You know what i ain't got breath to waste explaining maself..my followers know I don't go around starting trouble..


seun lalasticlala rockstation

some dude that got banned yesterday for posting somw photos of ma fb came back with another account to post more. same with those supporting him..it's sorta like a gang war..i ask that you delete the photos & met out punishments to the offenders..thanks...
Here's some solid advice mong! Look down....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:28pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Fayose: "you be thief"

Wackrebel: "I no be thief"

Fayose: " ya papa na thief"

Wackrebel: "dat 1 dey"

Fayose: "you be ole"

Wackrebel: "only for rhymes oh?"

Fayose: " you be armed robber"

Wackrebel: "na papa work be that"

Fayose: "why ya family like thief?"

Wackrebel: "country hard"

Wackrebel: "I no dey steal but I be painter", painter, painter, painter...........arguement, arguement argue....dem argue! Lol............
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:11pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Chaiii! See as darkened_faggot dey look no fit yarn? Ayah? Sorry kid! Such is life

Meanwhile abeg this your half caste get as e be oh? Abi na quarter cast you be? Or mid caste? Answer 1....2.....3............lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:03pm On Oct 20, 2015
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The goat from ekiti is finally here? I thought you were working, mr "classy _shit- yaba- left"?

And I also thought your mama na kiev tramp? So why are you as black as a congolese monkey in those your modelling pix?

This is CNN! Answer please!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by funlord(m): 2:00pm On Oct 20, 2015
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LhoOd:
lala247 ?
Yep! Deleted Thread coming back by force soon! Lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:46pm On Oct 20, 2015
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COCKREBELS DECAPITATION; season 1

Anini gbdegbo? you no remember this? This was the shower that had you crying to mods....

"Look at this government certified dunce saying he is smarter than all of us here! You are duller than dish water and your entire intellectual span is actually my own gibberish! After all people like you who bleat like goats about how they are smart are always trying to psyche or appease themselves for being born with bone deep _stupidity!

See a smarty pants that could only end up studying fine arts in unilag and ended up battling carry overs just like the federal govt. Is currently battling boko karam! Upon all that you still failed out like a _fool because you actually are a _fool! Not suprising!
"_FAGREBEL"!

I'm not suprised, after all you are the son of a disease ridden chibok girl, your mother is like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her! That's why area boys always treat your mom like a postage stamp, they lick her, slap her, stick her, then send her away, she reminds me of my rifle sef ... give her a _cock and she blows! By the way I listened to your voice note! Is that an accent I detected, or was your mouth just full of _sperm as usual? I'm sure If I had change for N500 the day I met that _whore you call mummy, I could have been your 3rd dad, but luckily the guy in front of me had the exact change so he saved me from a lifetimes supply of gonorreah, crabs, syphillis and hepatitis a,b,c and d.

So that's why your 2nd daddy is now a drunken keke napep driver, they always have change! So no wonder you are always pained cause we all know that the home of a drunkard tells the sad story of the evil wrought by the use of strong drink! Wretchedness and destitution reign, and often his wife and children suffer from abuse and hunger! Isn't that your life in a nutshell?


Ugly demented _faggot! That's why your so obsessed with stealing peoples pix to find out what non disfigured primates look like! People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. No need for insults, your face says it all _FUCKEDREBEL!, I'm sure You’re so ugly that when you cry at night due to your unending deformities, the tears roll down the back of your head just to avoid your face, no wonder when you were still a growing ape, everytime your harlot mother dropped you off at the schools gates, she always got a fine for littering the schools property! You're so ugly that when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! That's why you don't need an atm card! Your jamb score looking bank balance is the 2nd reason!

Why don't you try to learn how to shut up from time to time and give that hole in your face a chance to heal? And really its not that you are really _stupid, you just seem to have a lot of bad luck when you think! Broke _bitch always talking about kissing girls on NL, not realising that the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. By the way do you think the girls on NL are psychotic like your mama? who wants to kiss a STANKREBEL like you, when your mouth and your anus are consistently competing for your toilets affection? You like looking for mistakes in rappers rhymes on the rap section abi? Well let me tell you something If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. Your birth was their biggest one! Your rhymes always remind me of the 80's and Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence claiming it to be a rhyme? I’m actually jealous of people that don’t know you and your foolishness! And your ass must be jealous of the amount of shite that normally comes out of your puss filled brain?

Just log out gracefully you dunce, you would bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the thread. After all your kind are not really in this section because the last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana and guess where I was at? The ZOO! Run, go and take a look at my profile picture so that you can see what a real life intelligent gangster looks like, I'm sure if I offered you the chance to meet me in person you would shite bricks of fear for days! I'm sure apart from the online beatings you have always received from me I would beat your young _stupid ass like a bongo drum in the flesh! I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to _shit! Or I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi! Or I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy! Or I'll hit you so hard your mommy would actually fall down instead of you!


Now kindly take your sad, sorry, deluded, turd burgler of an ass out of my lane because you are nothing but a pillow biter, a butt pirate, an ass muncher, a shite stabber, a rump rider, a _cocksucker, a pederasty fan, and a bloody riff raff eternally cursed to remain as a scuzzy miserablist! Your pulverized bones shall be converted into chalk so that we can teach kids about the best ways to avoid ending up as broke, wack, dumb rappers! You have been officially consigned to the dustbin of history! With the codename: "HOMOREBEL!"


Gaddem! Wicked!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:38pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Ibime:
In life you cannot watch while your friend behaves like a mad person insulting people and their family everywhere he goes, except you too lack morals.

You are not his friend, you are just someone who is scared to challenge his psychotic behaviour and wants no problem with him.

May God never let friends like you in my life, that would see me acting a fool in the market and not caution me.
Ibime? You 2 much! 2 deep and 2 true!

Politics › Re: Ongoing Protest By Dismissed Immigration Personnels Recruited Under GEJ by funlord(m): 1:33pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Damfostopper:
but if ur person was there u woudn't sound like this ?....u sound daft to me.....which community school did u attend ?......dunno y i quote u....cos i dnt quote morons
Inconsequential attention seeking obtuse fools like yourself always get this sort of great advice from me! Kindly look down please...............

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
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vengeanceismine:
wanna see more?? grin grin grin

save these.........and the bastard won't troll on u again!
Na this ape claim say na body building pix be this? Was he trying to build a cabin chest kwa?

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