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Stone cold hard facts: "“In recent weeks, journalists have spoken about a new beginning for me. But what new beginning? “I’m coming off a season when Man City finished second in the Premier League, which is the most difficult in the world. I scored 12 goals, I also had to leave the club to join my national team who were playing the African Cup. I missed almost 2 months of Premier League football, and I then I was criticised for not scoring as many goals as in the season before?" “You understand a little my disgust. Here, when it’s bad, the British journalists highlight the faults. When it’s good, they say nothing. They have always used their little ways to annoy me, to exclude me. I often feel that I’m unhappy A lot. Here, things are never as they say should be. Shouldn’t we be more interested in mentioning the positive rather than the negative? “We, Africans, when we do a good job, we like to be rewarded, recognised. Because if a player is given fair value, we move faster. That’s what I think! When I came to City, in 2010, I heard people say here that I would kill football! I arrived from Barcelona as a player who had not played too much the last few months, and they did not understand. The journalists spoke of my salary, about €1 million euros per month, saying that it was a shame. But I was just at this club to help it grow and win titles. “Many people, beasts, I must say, have laughed at me when I said that. They wondered what I, Yaya Toure, could do to change City. And then you saw what happened next? We almost won everything. I did it, we did it because I was not alone, of course, but no one said a thing. It’s a bit disgusting. These people are not very smart. I do not have the habit of making shock interviews, I only say what I think. I’ve suffered for years, and now I have decided to talk. I mean everything.” Yaya Toure.....football365.com British press? Stop hating! |
![]() This is what always happens when rappers focus more on "_fucking skanks" instead of "scripting hot _shit" for the fans! Their sales drop, their street cred gets eroded and they eventually end up on candid camera looking like saps only to later on start crying to their lawyers about suing people that have leaked their _stupidity to the fans! http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/lil-wayne-sex-tape-leaks/ Cc: giyazz (your nigga wayne) and any of you who hopes to 1 day become as famous as "lil wayne"! |
![]() Man united to bid for west broms "saido berahino" in january? WTF?.......Daily express/ sky sports! Lewandowski or nothing oh! |
![]() Raplinx999:Are you protecting his interests? |
![]() I can see an "extremely pained nigga venting"! As they say "empty vessels usually make the loudest noise"! Lmfao!!! **Sips hot tea featuring henny** |
![]() Biafra my ass? Na all those omata boys wey dey see mad money for market abi na all these nna girls wey dey hammer through salon and provision sales go follow "unleash the dragon?" Nothing dey PA! |
![]() weedtaker:Depay deserved that benching! He has been too inconsistent in the league this season! Maybe he needs to start spending more time on the pitch alone after group training is over than all over manchesters clubs with that "chris browns former THOT!" |
![]() Aareonakakanfo:AHA! I knew this your purple coloured words were familiar! So you sef na politico? Okay na! I just hope you are not like some of those ethnically confused goats that i tend to see everyday over there! The ones who only know how to be calling themselves and other people "Igbo, Yolobar or gworo sellers?" That section na wa! Lol |
![]() JigsawKillah:Hmm! Since may, after I refereed coogar and son of marks battle, and when I dropped my 1st rhymes for fun in this section! I dey fall in here steadily dey look dey laff all man quietly! Sometimes I go quietly enter "2 lines to diss the person above you" do my thing and bounce! Real heads in this section who know about my knowledge about the hip hop game know that I'm no joke, So I'm even over qualified to vote or comment on peoples efforts but I still kept my distance! I've been seeing his psychotic interaction with all of you here for months," hating on rappers, banning people from battles, insulting people over nothing, crying after losses, trying to act like 1 vet, battling mods, claiming conspiracy theories!" Choii! Most of una sef dey try tolerate the guy for here and in a supreme act of kindness by me i also realised the damage I could do to the mongrels career here if I "unleashed my dragon" on his pathetic soul, so I never once quoted him, got involved or gave a _fuck about his battles! Only for him to dare to quote me today? Haba! He must have been lied to that I've retired! Everyone knows I go for the jugular when my bullseye falls on my target! "Pikin wey say him papa no go rest him ma must hear am"! If you beef with me you have 2 options, deactivate or forever hold your peace and enjoy the aftermath of your shame quietly! He can live with the 2nd option! Deactivation and false account creation are his favourite pastimes anyway so he is familiar with the 1st options! I dey wait am! |
![]() mikuz:Stop wasting your time answering that chap! He is only speaking over issues he knows nothing about! Prolly a gbadegbo sympathiser that has been fooled by the endless stream of lies that the ekiti tranny has always fed them in private! Stop wasting your mb on idle chats! I'm here all night till rebel comes to start liking his own chats! |
![]() Ibime:It was a pleasure insulting and embarrassing this complete fool called fagrebel! The boy is an utter diagrace to manhood, mc's, tc's, hip hop and is also a full grown _idiot! We wey dey pull out nincompoops wey dey form on NL bank statements and office addresses, then it is this goat from ekiti that would be an issue? No way! He is a nobody! He is only suffering from AIDS (Abysmal IQ Deficiency Syndrome)! He has met his cure in 2015! **sips henny while puffing on chronic and blasting wu tang 4 life @ full volume**................!!! |
![]() sosiqdude:This _shit bumps! More power 2 you both man! |
![]() coogar:I agree completely with these points you just made! When he was @ everton he was still a bit raw but by the time is saw wazza @ euro 2004, it was a fantastic transformation! I'm actually 1 of the few people who believed that if he had not gotten injured in that tournament he would have led england to the semis @ least! Remember his debut hat trick for united sef and his goal against newcastle that season? The "volley of doom"! _fucking hell! He played that tournament by following his own tactical instructions, through link up play, tireless running, ripping shots, bullying defenders, headers etc. I think that fire that fergie calmed in him has made him a poorer player but a more mature 1! Its safe to say that rooneys best years are behind him! He had a good run at the top though! To ME he is a LEGEND @ united anyway! |
![]() Darkened rapist! Next time choose your battles carefully you hear! Now your disgrace has come full circle! You are still a child in this game! You always wanted beef but you still have baby teeth so how did you hope to consume the beef? As far as I'm concerned you are finished as regards the tourney so you might as well pull out! For the rest of your career as a TC you will never win a point in personals! Your done as far as that level thanks to ME your LORD! Your nickname is SHAWARMA? And you want people to take you seriously with a name like that? I'm sure its the name of a snack you hardly eat hence the reason you decided it should be your nick! Hungry tool like you! Too bad ladyboss1 has deactivated, so you don't have any other little girls on NL to beg for pounds that you can use for your sufferman rap tournaments or those your audios that sound like they were recorded in a mushin bukaterias kitchen! Maybe finally your foolish broke ass would learn some manners but I know for a fact that since your are a descendant of a fallen demon your cursed soul and blatant idiocy would still lead you into clashes with other innocent monikers on NL over nothing! you are the type of crackpot that can start a fight with himself in an empty apartment! But be rest assured that anyday you get out of line I will always be on hand to check you like a microphone! You know nowt about the rap game and your financial situation makes it impossible for you to ever have a meaningful rap career, so just keep painting those ekiti style sarewagba pix you wasted 4 years of your life studying in unilag! Notice me mc, you entered couples tournament? announced you bought a china phone? Wrote rhymes while playing x-box and eating fried chicken and sipping coke? Are you an octopus? Shame no dey catch you ni? You think that's how big boys act? Slut rebel! P. diddy said it best once that "real bad boys move in silence", guess what, he was really talking about dark forces like ME! _Bitch ass, snitch ass, dumb ass, deluded ass, lying ass, punk ass, male _cock sucking, incestual sex having, _retarded mother_fucker! _FUCK you till your next quote! Stinking plonker! |
X file who cares ? As usual in his bid to lie about everything he now went to attempt to argue with ladyboss1 about british rappers! Unfortunately the iya embarrassed the goat to death, so tey my guy begin claim say him dey steadily enter jand and that he could invite coogar and ibime to come and join the debate! If you notice he spelt both ibime and coogars names wrongly so that nyash no go open! Later he claimed they know he travels! Abeg coogar na for manchester, soho abi na leeds you jam this olodo rabata! The drama starts from page 1160 by the way! www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/1162#35529402 Gayrebel you always act as if you know stuff, unfortunately what you learnt here that night was that OVERSABI is actually the preserve of dunces or insecure people! Your poor so you always try to make people think you are having! Too bad son! Your monkey ass always reveals itself! He he he.... |
![]() Elymaxiimus! This X file 7 is for you! E be like say the beating you gave him around this time was so severe he had to form some new lies to sell to missclassy on this thread! Claiming you cheated and shite! www.nairaland.com/2456444/romance-section-those-it-changed#35939595 Oh! Rebel! This is too easy kid! Go and change your handkerchief biatch! The 1 your holding right now is soaked! |
![]() X file 6: I never knew the mong rebel was actually _fucking himself? Here he is actually confessing to one semi _retarded buffon called _white witch that he is actually dating the sharonnn! THAT IS ACTUALLY HIMSELF! www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/1344#35969196 Gaybel? You deserve a nobel prize for lying ability! How mummy ukraine by the way? Tell her I wan come chop "ukranian GHOULASH" tomorrow for una caban abeg! No be only "ukraine na italykraine"! |
![]() Gayrebel how far? You are waiting for us all to go to bed so that you can use that your lap top that uses kerosene and your gwanjo phone to start using your 10 accounts to start liking your replies abi? Sorry today my spot is open so am gonna be here all night to slap your biatch ass ok! Now X File 4: normally after "classy shite armed robber" gets verbally slapped and put in his place he resorts to praying for a monikers murder or resorts to calling his local eiye boys to kill you since a coward like him was to scared to blend! After thesonofmark had embarrassed the gay, he resorted to his normal death threats on this thread! Check the evidence as he would have surely denied otherwise..... www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/1444#36045654 Unfortunately he has never tried that shite with me! He has seen my profile pix with my shotty so he prolly realises that I'm a boss! I also had to teach the "jew goat" how to spell eiye once! Bloody ekiti choir leader forming gangster! |
![]() X file 3! The gayrebel is always quick to spout about how much of a player he is and how girls _fuck him off his rhymes and how he has smashed hoes on NL like broken glass abi? Ayah! Look at the little pikin in a moment of weakness on this thread confessing to ronald on how NL bitches scarce for my guy to penetrate! www.nairaland.com/2492745/no-wife-material-girl-nairaland/1#36507708 |
Krone please ignore that gremlins request! After you read this you may want to de-register him from that tourney! X FILE: 2! Hmmm me I used to think rappers only liked _pussy and rhymes, but apparently this GAY C called wack rebel also loves a good rogering of his anus by the homies from time to time! Due to his pathetic buttlicking skills with femaile monikers which tend to always end in abuse and his non existent sexlife in lag, the pillow biter resorted to toasting a fellow dude called "nneka123" on this thread and actually proclaimed to wanting to _fuck it! This is the real girls name and profile for the straight niggas on here: https://m.facebook.com/wendy.c.manuels/photoset/pb.100003777454058.-2207520000.1440604548./?owner_id=100003777454058&back_uri=%2Fwendy.c.manuels Unfortunately after I and my "p-n-c" called traplord managed to expose the "nneka 123" as a male fraud by discovering and uploading the facebook profile of the real girl whose pictures he was using, una homie rebel dissapeared once again! Too bad the guy he wanted to _fuck deactivated after the game was up! www.nairaland.com/2410370/nneka123-weds-darkrebel |
![]() Classsyalabolas:May God punish your long gone papa plus those leprosy and scabies afflicted fingers of yours for even having the gall to type "stop quoting me on this thread!" I decide when and how this ends you demented piglet! You like bullying, hating on and fighting rappers here abi? Good! Let me show you and them the latest version of "microsofts cyber bullying xp" today! _stupid liar! Get lost and let me drop your nneka file jare! Werey! And by the way, shey you once claimed that coogar knows you travel to jand and all around europe all the time and shite? So you prolly stayed at his crib or so? Okay "ukranian ekiti" boy you prove am by force! |
![]() Classsyalabolas:Bros I retired you I guess! And No, this is not e- fighting or whatever lie you are trying to spin today! I'm only providing your enemies with ample ammunition to be used against you in the tourney! A lot of people are also curious as to why you are so ridiculed and despised by both male and female monikers so I'm only acting as a guide for them! Showing them the blueprint of your incredible madness and false ways would help them attain clarity! You should have just kept your dirty mouth shut over ibimes thread! After all when I dropped knowledge 2 days ago on krones thread you were not pained! I'm sure it was when you saw thesonofmarks name in the list of voters that you finally shat yourself this morning! But of all monikers it is mine you had to quote? Okay your broken bones and teeth have healed abi? Its okay, let me help you unheal them! Nigga by the way when it comes to knowledge about rap,hip hop, battling or whatever! Compared to me you are infinitesimal! |
![]() Let us begin with X file 1: After I had mercilessly beaten and chased the tranny known as homorebel from the derailers paradise thread for about 3 weeks he was radio silent and was hiding out in the religious and science sections! In a pathetic attempt to stylishly find a way back to that particular thread, the monkey created a female moniker named sharonnn, and a thread in order to toast "himself so as to conceal his heartwrenching gayness"! Who does that abeg? Who else but classy-shite-yarubbish! www.nairaland.com/2454754/what-romancelander-met |
![]() Classsyalabolas:So says the goat who added me on bb, faking as a whiteman from the u.s in order to find out if there was any thing you could use against me on NL? How did you enjoy the radio silence before the sudden deletion by the way? Says the chibok monkey who created a fake female moniker to suddenly follow the FUNLORD moniker to see if you could ever find me being butchered as I did you? Says the gay mc that refuses to upload any photos on his facebook page out of the fear of what his LORD will do with them? Says the robeast that has gone thru my entire NL history looking for ammo but only managed to dig up his own bones as well as those of all the fake monikers I've busted, fakes like you I've slayed, bullies I've beaten to a pulp, bitches I've pimped and money shite I'm into! In fact your new name is STANLEY! Keep trying to accuse me of your crimes boy, you will remember today as BLOODY SUNDAY! Your done when your LORD says so? _IDIOT! |
![]() Classsyalabolas:So they have cremated ibime in battles? That means what they have done to you can be termed as anal rape followed by lynching before finally being burned at the stake! Lol Cc: GIYAZZ! Oya "skankrebel" hurry up and reply the next person that is also dissing you before you start choking on your tears! I know how multiple slaps from various monikers always causes you to start typing like a legal secretary! Hurry ape! Hurry! |
![]() Classsyalabolas:This comment is similar to your life, lies and rhymes! WACK! |
Classyalabolass:Look @ this monkey quoting himself? Everyone knows you are "the punisher"! All that "male sperm you have been sipping as smoothies has finally clogged that putrid mound of spoilt akamu" that you refer to as a brain! Oya go and call "sharonnnn" and the rest of your multiple monikers to start liking you and your punishers comments so that you can start feeling good and stop feeling suicidal! Useless chibok boy! Lmfao!!! |
![]() Classyalabolass:Ha ha ha! You have finally cracked under pressure abi? Biatchrebel or classhiteyaboboloser or whatever you call yourself now! You will forever remain scarred by the way I destroyed and shat all over your stinking reputation on NL! How many places have I chased you from sef? I've lost count! facebook? Romance? Refresh my memory abeg! What do you even know about HIP HOP? With that _sperm filled brain of yours that only vomits trash, lies and references from series you are currently watching in your mummys b.q? Listen kid I've been digesting this hip hop lifestyle since you were still a little ape getting told by your mama to stop wetting the floor of your family cave! Your so scared that your LORD is the only boss that has the tendency, files and power to expose all your shameful secrets that all these other TC's can use to behead you during battles abi? This is why you are never comfortable seeing me anywhere on NL! All I need to do is move my thumb and every lie you may have constructed in a particular section comes crashing down as usual! Now you are a politician? Crying about being a "local yoruba ekiti GOAT" as a means of injustice! No kid, it is your emotionally unstable, psychotic, hater type personality that has cursed you to be the most despised rapper in this section and also the most despised moniker on NL! When I told you that I am as heartless as a nomadic male lion on the prowl you thought it was a joke I guess! The FUNLORD dominates any section I step into, that's what geniuses like me do! Go to politics, family, sports, romance, I don't rap but the vets here know that my views on hip hop can't be those of a novice so I get tagged on certain threads! Now since this is your last sanctuary let me describe how I am going to destroy you once and for all before the tourney! I'm going to feed all your enemies and fans with your entire catalog of shame from all your monikers even those you have deleted, so that their personals against you shall be grandiose! It will be so bad that even newbie rappers would effortlessly defeat you based on personals I provided alone! How does that sound BOY? Your lunch just almost came out your mouth innit? Your a fake biatch, a lying snitch, a below par textcee, an uneducated _moron, a false prophet, a biter, an artist in depicting poverty, a wannabe and now you've arrived at your final waterloos location! Mr Michael Gbadegbo "A-LIE-MOLARAN!" Let's go.......................... |
![]() airmark:Why are you, a simian so pained by the amount of likes a human beings moniker has gotten? This is the 2nd time today you are crying like a skank being dis-virgined for the 1st time over coogars likes! Or you want us to like your _imbecilic texts? But we don't understand your "lower classified ape logic" so that won't be possible na! And by the way, in case you have not noticed the only _dick rider currently on this thread is you! You do a good job giving some major reverse cow girl moves to "memphis depay" daily! Try and switch to " female ape _punani" okay?...Now kindly GTFOH! |
![]() mikuz:Go thru this "ghosts" current battle thread and you would instantly decode whose "ghost" it is! |
![]() Thepunisher:You really are a demented fool! Do you think no one here knows who you really are? |
![]() Mourinholic:Let "aquaman" help explain to you in layman terms what I think of your answer...........
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If una pursue Rebel then who we wan use the personals on
