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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m):
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iAmCharis:
I bet those pictures were taken in Kiev. grin grin


He even looks older than his age. grin
No be only kiev! Na kuwov! No mind the Lying olodo! He's the blackest half caste I have ever seen on the planet! Abi na martian him be?
Rap Battles › Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by funlord(m): 12:57pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Aaah! So una don copy my kirikiri style of derailers thread ehn? very good! Abeg make mik free here oh? Meanwhile make una enjoy FAGREBEL tranny shots as a welcoming gift!

www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/2432


Shalom!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:42pm On Oct 20, 2015
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cherryice:
he looks more like the bastard seff. Animal!
I cnt evn allow ds one touch my personal stuffs. Irritating being!!
Kai! Cherry you sef wicked! So you mean gbadegbo the beggar thief is a BASTARD PIGLET? Wow! PIGrebel sorry oh?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:19pm On Oct 20, 2015
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vengeanceismine:
more...

cc funlord
Good god!

Cc: elymaxiimus! Dklef! Ibime! Mikuz! Giyazz! Obainojazz!

Hot shite! The gay pix of the fagrebel!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:14pm On Oct 20, 2015
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TrapLORD:
grin thesonofmark funlord kramfonos. Report here. Fun lord i saved you some pics incase its been erased bfor u make it heregringrin
Abeg where ma pix bruv?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by funlord(m): 11:16am On Oct 20, 2015
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MuhdG:
Funlord
SillyNLmods
vengeanceismine

Posting his dad's pic was way out of line
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Nope! That wasn't me bruv! I don't do parental exposure! I can pop an address, bank shite or a mongs pictures, but I no dey do mama and papa! That was all jason! After all I had seen those his wack pix way back!

But let me just add that the fagrebel once uploaded a girls private pix which she sent to him in trust and all their personal chats, just because she bounced him! So he deserves that kind of treatment!
Politics › Re: Ongoing Protest By Dismissed Immigration Personnels Recruited Under GEJ by funlord(m): 10:01am On Oct 20, 2015
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They should park well after all their appointment was a political appointment! No merit in most cases! See the protest numbers sef like say dem wan buy akara!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:06am On Oct 20, 2015
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henzekido:
Mehn,, funlord you are really Classsyalabolas's lord, I swear. See how you dey school d nigga
Bros! He is a baby in the game of life! I've been watching all his foolish displays of vanity, lies and consistent _stupidty in this section! You all tried by tolerating him for so long! But Let me school him on the importance of humility in life!

They say it takes a village to raise a child! Rap section is the village, let's help the _sperm sipping mong turn back into a decent member of society! This disgrace will save his "poverty picasso" life 1 day!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:42am On Oct 20, 2015
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SUEGBEREBEL! In case you have not noticed due to all the blood filling up your brain from all these blows to your scrawny body as well as your ego! My aim is to arm all your rivals with lifetime ammo against you on this section! I also want all female landers who may not know about your deficient character to realise what you REALLY are and I also want to make sure your 1 friend here knows you are a liar, a snitch and the olopas favourite mc! I'm darth vader in this biatch!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m):
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Classsyalabolas:
jeeeezz .... I was not wrong when i called you jobless & insane
since sunday...if i get your time after work in the evening, your trolling would continue


i don't even know what you are doing...
All you do is type long-ass words & post past archived comments that are disconnected to the dissing
Your punchlines when dissing are stale & weak..you are stil a learner...& elyfart & co.are just overhyping your thrash because they are haters grin
you are a neophyte in this art of dissing

Continue. . Jobless tool
Shut up useless painter of sarewagba pictures! It is only a descendant of a cannibal like clifford orji and mata hari such as yourself that reasons the way you do so no 1 gives a _fuck about your sad. ekiti logic! So yabbing should now be like a university thesis! _IDIOT! Look at how you reason! Na your type fela been dey refer to for that jam SUEGBE!

As usual on NL when a goat such as yourself meets a problem dey can't solve dey claim joblessness is the reason for the relentless wozing? Or have you forgotten I'm stinking rich? Have you forgotten why your dream girl "lala247" was all over my tasty nutsacks! Or why every hot chick you were following in order to beg for funds wanted to know and bang your lord? Nigga I'm part of the reason why your governor can't pay salaries or your stepdads keke napep drivers pension!

Or you have amnesia now too! I created a thread for my spot, I even told you on this thread to come to my spot and prove that you are a REAL G after you threatened" the son of mark"! But like the coward you are your heart froze! Everyone on NL knows where it is, some nairalanders have even balled with me but you can't because even if you ever make it in my waitresses will refuse to serve you as they have strict orders not to serve apes! By the way which work do you do? With a cv in fine arts? Are you the 1 that paints those BRT Lines? Or culverts in lagos! Work my ass! My friend park well and watch as your online destiny keeps unravelling! _Bastard son of a cancer ridden carrying Jezebel!


www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/1378

X files I dunno.....the beginning page of the sallah rape of the MONGREBEL! Enjoy folks.......
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:21am On Oct 20, 2015
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Olodorebel is so scared that all the rappers here would find out that after dissing them here and calling them wack, "he steals their rhymes to go and battle in other sections"!

That's why he did not want me to keep releasing my classics! The pages of evidence were damning! No wonder he quickly switched his accusations from me biting coogs verses to now being 17 and jobless! Lmfao!!!

Loading X files...................................
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m):
Classsyalabolas:
Personals is only 1 point... miküz & co had all the personals & they almost got mummified like my late shina rambo of a daddy who molested me like an egyptian pharaoh..



The wack MC here is me..look at what i write & even you that is not a rapper decoded my liar schemes..my verses are so wack, that I pray for only 3 likes on this forum..one from elymax, second one from Jason & the last one from your ghost account ...I am a fool sha grin

Only a lunatic like myself with an IQ of 0.00001 who cannot write like this
would hate for no reason
I ain't made for this art or criticism..I need to stick to fooling myself all around nl

I need to Stop running...my frustrations only began....please LORD! Forgive me grin
I CONCUR! But your request is declined!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:40am On Oct 20, 2015
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ELYMAXiimus:
you this demented son of a b1tch thief! I thought I warned you to get yourself out of my mentions?I see you can't sleep. funlord dealt you a very big blow. he really crushed you emotionally.

gerrarrahere b1tch!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:15am On Oct 20, 2015
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Nigga is so pained that he's not making any sense! Fagrebel try harder na! Search for embarrassing stuff like yours! You know, things that stick! You look stupid right now! Lol! Football arguments and politics! Jesu! To read Fine arts no good oh? It costs people brain cells!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:10am On Oct 20, 2015
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Classsyalabolas:
This is trolling..the purpose is to wear you out ..brainlesa vermin..

If you don't gimme 5 million words today, your mother is a bastard .. grin

fool thinks I'm gonna engage him...you don't quench madness with madness ... grin
I've CAST you FOREVER on NL! If you are still so _stupid that you have not noticed that since you were hiding and viewing your demise yesterday then sorry, I can't save you kid! If you think you still matter here try and battle the wackest mc on this section tommorow!

You may lose on the 1st page of voting through personals alone! He he! Dude stick a fork in yourself cuz like a steak, your done! I delivered on my promise gbadegbo! I HAVE STAINED YOU 4EVER ! In your next lifetime when you see a moniker like mine, just run! And run fast! Bye biatch!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:00am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
Do your worst. All i need is 5 million words of disses
social recluse grin.
Erm skank I've seen that you've run out of ammo! Abeg go sleep! I told you earlier your boring! I've added more shame to your game! You tried slander and it has failed you! Hala me when you grow sum balls! Your DONE on NL boy! Thank your LORD!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:55am On Oct 20, 2015
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ELYMAXiimus:
it was a double post. So shut your bacteria-filled mouth, and f*ck off my mentions.
Go suck cooger's balls, he's waiting.
Gadddemitt!!! Lol
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:54am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
The cretin only registered in March, & his posts is already above 3000k

I thought Ambode said he was gonna provide jobs for the youths grin
So? Is that the best you can do? Weak? Just like your impotent _cock! Is this how you want to deviate? You don't want me to release the remaining hot verses I served you on derailers? You are now a politician? Coward! Fear is your job son! We know you die? Lmfao!!!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m):
Classsyalabolas:
Fundog ..your father is a bastard if you go to sleep tonight ..

your frustration just dey start...you must give me 5 milliin words & you must keep typing grin grin grin
All your enemies are viewing this thread! I thought you made accusations? Prove them na? Shame don hold you abi? You are speechless? You don't know which other point to make it is words you are looking for? DUDE! Chance me as I AM CHANCING YOU? You can't abi? Your afraid of what I'm going to drop next? Nigga your shook! Just like mobb depp said! SHOOK 1 FAGREBEL! Choii? See ending!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:46am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
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The goat has realised that he has been caught in another LIE! So now you are flipping my words? Kai! Michael? You are really a sorry excuse for a man! I'm sure your on your period right now!

Where are the screen shots? Or coogs verses? That anus you call a mouth is shut abi? Men this is grade A bullying! Look @ the way I'm toying with you all over NL! The so called SHAWAMA! Your ego must look like a used condom by now! God forbid! You are PATHETIC! Go to bed son! Ha ha ha ...........
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:42am On Oct 20, 2015
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Season 2; the gbadegbo warning of fury:

My friend will you shut the _fuckup and stop mentioning supreme monikers like those of mine and sinzus? Using your leprosy, eczema and scabies infected fingers to type nonsense! Are we responsible for your unending desire to be a foolish, gossiping, tampon wearing snitch? Are we the ones that caused you in your blinding _stupidity to expose your turkeys ass for the whole world to see? Dumb, scuzzy, _retarded bastard! You better face the son of mark and stop trying to curry favour or pity from those viewing your decapitation! I have already buried you forever online so others are allowed to also have sex with your rotten corpse! I'm only sorry for the sharonnn girl, because when you inevitably _shit on her reputation as you always do, we would all "gladly tell her we told you so biatch!" And when you finally pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll always say your world class _stupidity! Hare brained nincompoop!



Still no lines _fuckboy? No screen shots? All I'm seeing is your head on a stick! Lol
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:38am On Oct 20, 2015
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Classsyalabolas:
Agapecharis stole 9 paragraphs from cooger to reply me, & got exposed..so how does that vindicate you..
Lunatics & thiefs always digress from the topic after they have been exposed

You stole cooger's words & got exposed with screen shots ..accept it.....dementia must have eaten up your senses..the .spastic is so confused he doesn't even know what he is doing again. He keeps tagging people to his moronic posts so they can like his comments.. What a bïtch...all you that for is cos you want emotional support. grin
we'd be talking A, the tool would be posting links for Z or talking offpoint.
See as i don useless your life.... Obsessed failure

Funlord the thief...Ole Barawo..if he is not stealing from cooger, he is stealing from ikechukwu.. ;
jobless failure...Are you not gonna be late for your car wash job tomorrow? ..oops i forgot again- you ain,'t got a job..still mommy's boy grin
Chaii! My nigga does not know what else to say now coogar has turned into ikechukwu? Abeg add jay z. And kanye west!

Lol! All these my classics that I had forgotten are going to get a brand new audience! Oh rebel! Stop crying! And enjoy the final stage of your demise! All my merciless attacks are going to exist on this thread forever! Hurry go and provide the screen shots! Or you will be viewed as a bastard the same way we view your demented. Dead THIEF of a daddy! SHOW US COOGS VERSES OH?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:34am On Oct 20, 2015
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Gbadegoat disses season 1: the carnage...

Yes I know your late father was a boderline _fool! Dats what led to his early demise! Unfortunately that "N500 rated prostitute and part time chibok girl you call a mother" had no option than to settle for a frustrated keke napep driver that you now refer to as your step dad even when he penetrates your anus night after night in some sort of incestuous dundees _orgy involving you and your harlot mummy!

These days you name drop salawa abeni a lot in your deluded posts? Is that the soundtrack that the 3 of you listen to during your deranged sexual healings? Billy goat! After the last verbal assassination I gave your dummy ass you ran to the religion section for over 2 weeks, then out of pity we allowed you some breathing space to come back to derailers only for you to come back and try and open that your cancerous dirty mouth to try and tell ladyboss1 about grime hip hop and london life? Have you even been to ibadan before? Poverty deluded rat! Then you attempted to diss jacksparrow and truckpusher and we still let you feel among!

Then you created 1 senseless thread to tell us you met 1 sharonnn? Who gives a _fuck? Olodo! A girl dat is just probably pitying you due to the fact dat she noticed everyone disses or hates you due to your mind numbing displays of complete oafishness! Beast of no nation like you! Rap section dey diss you! Romance section dey diss you! Derailers your laughed at! Even celebrities section that is filled with dimwits like you dey dissed you! What else is there to say about you darkgirl? Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you working so hard to give us another?

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion, but now she even believes in infanticide. Anyway yours was an unnatural birth, since you came from an animal. Your parents must have thought you were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet. I believe in respect for the dead, so in in fact I would only respect you if you WERE dead! Your a bombastic turd, a pillow biting fanatic, a cosmic dimwit and a fully functional _IMBECILE! Now bow down and offer your lord a prayer! You owe me you akward sounding bastard _twat!!!


Start proving yourself _faggot! Lmfao!!!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:24am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
you stole coogar's words just to reply me months ago after I crucified you in romance section.. You are nothing but a biter..your psuedo-intelligence has been exposed overtime...

Ole barawo grin
If e dey pain you,.just look for the nearest wet transformers in your locale to go give a warm embrace ..


You are a bad clone of cooger & darkrebel. That's a fact..it was when you met me, you started jacking ma style..big thief...
Word on the street is that you studied all ma 200 secret rap & dissing techniques just to be like me..unfortunately your IQ wasn't sufficient in mastering em' ...


why are your words getting shorter though?...i need you to type out 5 million words ..fool .. It's your job..so do it
Come on, like peak milk, i believe in you grin
These were the same accusations you made against agapecharis and everyone else that you can't stand sorry I've soiled your name forever so your wack accusations won't stick!

This was the night we exposed the fact that you have 10 or more accounts and that you wait for people to crash before coming back with tears in your eyes to start liking your own posts! We also caught you in your sharonnn lie dat day!

https://www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/1392#36016797


He he! You suffered for close to 4 hours that day and guess who was behind it all? The Boss! Your lord! Don't forget to show coogar his rhymes in all the evil words I gave you that day skank! Syke!

Cc: dklef,elymaxiimus,ibime! Kai rebel! Even me sef dey pity you! Ha ha ha ha..........
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:03am On Oct 20, 2015
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Classsyalabolas:
You are not in ma echelon..i beat you so bad months ago in romance section, to the point you had to go steal cooger's words just to make a worthy rebuttal..

Like i said, yous a carrion to me..& i don't battle zombies..

All i will give you now is deadpan trolling.. You don't quench fire with fire..or madness with madness ..

Make sure your next post is 5 million words..you are really dissapointing us.. grin
Ayah! Your so scared that coogar would expose you for being a liar that you mispelled his name abi? Your ashamed to admit to all this rappers that a non rapper slapped you so silly, you had to run away from the derailers thread!

You accused everyone that slaps the taste out of your gob of being coogar prolly because your his number 1 _dick rider! Anyone that embarrases you is automatically coogar! Listen boy, my disses gave you tears becuz dey were factual, coogar sympathises with you so he can never diss you the way I can! And so that your lies would be exposed once and for all let me drop the line that had you run away from derailers that night! Let's see how you can spin these lies to hide your shame again! FUNLORD is a wordsmith! Nobody does it like me biatch! Shalom slut!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 11:38pm On Oct 19, 2015
Alexpissu:
I believe in the fundamental truth ....No one is smarter than all of us.The "Syria" atmosphere in this section shows there was never a philosophy.

Alot of members are criticizing what they don't understand...We all have to think about peace and not condemnation. I understand that Rebel's character has been worrisome lately... but the 3 weeks ban is uncalled for( shey him thief ni).... Many a people have committed that same act voting and derailing battle threads. Mikus, I would have suggested you placed Rebel on 2 days ban....You are a MOD and that doesn't warrant you doing things at your own WILL not applying wisdom.

Coogar, have you ever talked to Rebel about self-control? You were in a rush to highlight Mikus weakness with bias statement. This section is not about Rebel alone ...Lets call a spade a spade.

Mikus, knowing others is true intelligence but when you prefer to laugh in between tantrums ....That gives audience headaches.There is a limit to tolerance ...even a gentle man has anger.`Battle threads are on-going but people stroll in here just to have a laugh ....There is no limit to learning in life. I will suggest you adopt a policy that every members must pledge to.


Funlord, yesterday is history, but we all know that darkness cannot drive away Darkrebel....Rebel , thinks highly of himself and that is un-human being. We can't change anybody here ....Please hold on to him like a brother when he makes mistakes. Funlord, just kill the noise , is Okay.

Ibime, we all have a duty to share , learn and grow . This a moment of despair ...but sometimes the cure for some problems is to smile and not respond.


ELYMAXiimus, you can do better than that. All these strokes talks not charming .


Hmmm, Rebel you not the only member here ...Peace begins with a smile.Stop letting members think of you having this survival value on virtual world. You need to work on your character ...expose yourself to the light.


#Respect
I concur! The boy will learn "eventually"!

I'm out!!!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 11:33pm On Oct 19, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
Unemployment....Unemployment....Unemployment


But seriously dude, why are you losing steam, you usually type 5 million words, why is it only 200 this time around? grin
Come on, you can do better son...continue...afterall you no get work tomorrow..opps i forgot, you never pass jamb sef...
But make it 5 million words next time..come one, don't be tired..that's my boy dog...keep it up, you are really reallty trying..your parents would be proud of you.. abeg someone give this guy cold pepsi..typing 5 million words per post from section to section no easy na....make una clap for guy. .he's really trying grin
Local content! And very dry! Try harder maybe another pattern would work! This 1 na epic fail!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 11:16pm On Oct 19, 2015
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Classsyalabolas:
what a day..goodnight folks..

My enemies should go to bed..since yesterday you've been typing out 2 million words in every single post you make. ..or should i say rants.. Joblessness at its apex.. . ..while niggas were out hustling this monday, bïtches were busy throwing tantrums from section to section all day...sëun don ruin some people future with NL grin
Hypertension is on its way...even when the dude is not quoted, he still quotes to rant..is this attention-seeking, bi-polar or obsession? Since April or May...i say this guy is sick...he belongs in Aro mental asylum.. grin
May Your Step papas balls everly remain cursed! Dirty Robeast! When you normally spend the entire week here tormenting innocent mc's just because they are not impressed by your wack "jack bauer and game of throne" pun filled rhymes, it was "jobfullness" that you were displaying then abi?

Hopeless _moron! I'm teaching you about career ending injuries and what it means to really beef with niggas! I want you to get a lump in your throat whenever you see my moniker appear on a thread that you are lying on! I want you to forever remain perplexed about what type of palaver you got yourself in the day you mistakenly came into contact with your Lords moniker!

I want everyone on NL to realise that you are actually an IMP with no guts! Your just similar to your states governor that makes a lot of noise but whose brain actually contains nothing but noxious fumes! Michael gbadegoat! DENY and DIE!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m):
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Classsyalabolas:
Haba I'm not...but it is wrong...we are all grown ups here..posting of photos is way too creepy...

i'm even searching for some of my old photos sef..if i see i would post here....the tool just brought back some old memories...i had this crazy afro one time..lemme search for it..just chill grin
EHN! What am I seeing YOU type out so? You are complaining about jason21 putting those your horrendous simian shots on the thread? May lucifer further punish you and further cause those talons you call fingers to curve inwards even more than they currently are!

Are you not the same hybrid monkey that took that your indonesian phone that uses kerosene to upload "traplords" and "thesonofmarks" pictures and edited them to look worse when I and they were beating you up like an ekiti conga drum?

Are you not also the same _cocksmoker that uploaded the private chats and private pictures sent to you by your supposed friend "lala247" and "ladyboss1" on the derailers thread because she deleted you from bbm and refused to credit that your account that has a bank balance that looks like a JAMB score? Did she deactivate because of that or not?

If dem born you well deny these facts and you would see the speed at which I will make those threads magically reappear in order to catch you in another LIE! You think because you deleted all your shame in your old account Its gone forever? You don't know the forces your dealing with I swear! On 2nd thoughts I think you do! After all you have seen how we take people out of the NL matrix with alacrity! Oya I dey wait you! Ekiti born cursed orangutan!

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