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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:20pm On Oct 18, 2015
shocked

“Some players cannot adapt to the team
philosophy, That you cannot know in advance. You have to see that. Because you see a lot of qualities in a player, but he has to put that quality in service of your team.

That also happened with Ángel di María
and Falcao, both great players but you have to fit in with the philosophy. Not only with "Memphis" but with
every player that we have bought.

I have seen a lot of individual players today who are playing very good but that is also because the result is very good, but if I have to mention one name, I have to mention "Ander Herrera". He played very well and had a great contribution with the
goals. It’s difficult to drop him now, but I can do it.”

Van gaal on sky sports!


Wtf?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:56pm On Oct 18, 2015
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UniqueGem:
Hazard more decorated with individual award than man utds entire squad?
Bros! Are you minding this "mumuholic"? No need to bury him with this 1 sef? Let him just answer the honest query @ the top of the page as we always answer theirs! Lol!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:37pm On Oct 18, 2015
Wtf?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2015
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Dumb _Wanker!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:13pm On Oct 18, 2015
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Mourinholic:
Obviously you are a fool from the pit of hell
When the line up was released,no one made a fuss about it on our thread...... We accepted the decision to drop him because we thought it was because of his form he was dropped...........
You ask a question, I ask a question in return.....Then you wrote the story of your life



He was dropped,where was Depay yesterday?... No one is looking for an excuse for hazard,unlike Depay who his son claimed was rested because of International duties....A guy that was nowhere to be found during the INT break......

This is a player more decorated with individual awards than your entire squad.......
You need to wash out that sperm bowl you refer to as a skull once in a while! It has cost you your ability to comprehend the simplest questions in life! No wonder you were a VIP customer for WAEC in your youth! I would really love to engage you in an intellectual battle but I don't want to be seen as a bully by battling an unarmed person!

Maybe you need to read "adelana1's post" in order to further decipher where your _stupidity began its journey that is yet to end! I know to a _retard like you, a fellow moniker clearly defining points/evidence in relation to ongoing banter with you seems like an epistle! Reading that amount of logical typo eloquence must be amazing to an obtuse ape like you! Answer or forever shut the_fuck up! Mumuholic..............
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:59pm On Oct 18, 2015
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AdeLaNa1:
Simple question really....
Why was Hazard dropped for yesterday's game??

Answer....
Explain to us why Hazard has more nominations and awards than United squad..
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh


And yet when i said understanding simple English is a problem for Chelsea fans, they disagreed....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:40pm On Oct 18, 2015
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Mourinholic:
Explain to us why Hazard has more player of the year nominations and award than your entire squad has for player of the month
Mr man! When some your fellow mongs came here to query "rooneys form" I and some other mancs here proudly stated he was pathetic and needed to be dropped!

When some of your other bus parking soccer lovers came here and daily lambasted "depay", I and many others here also stated that even though depay has quality, he has been struggling in the prem even with the few goals and assists he has had! Some mancs here even lashed him out right! Check "nihilists" signature for proof of that!

As of friday night I also posted about " marcus rojos" pathetic form in a discussion with "nihilist" and happily came back here to eat my humble pie after "uniquegem" and "weedtaker" asked me about how I would rate his performance after yesterday!

Your bitter and angry reply is pregnant with meaning anyway and has already answered my valid query! YOU, your fellow shekpites and the rest of planet earth knows that the reason that he was dropped like a sack of potatoes was because of his (self admitted by the way) "pathetic and dismal form all season long"! No wonder you could not answer my query on "matters arising this season" before resorting to asking me about senseless crap from years gone by! I know your next move will be to start crying about quoting abi? 1, 2, 3..........Lmfao!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:06pm On Oct 18, 2015
undecided

Na wa oh? Please can any shekpite come and give us an explanation as to why their "outgoing player of the year" was benched yesterday? After all he has been "JAMMING" according to some of y'all!

Nihilist? Airfag? Anyone? Please!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:45am On Oct 18, 2015
cool
By the way _fuck the mods! No justice no peace! United for life............
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:27am On Oct 18, 2015
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coogar:
it's very obvious the average chelsea fan is not only born idiotic but he's also naive, clumsy, self righteous, confused, egocentric, bossy, complex, two-faced, hypocritical, nosy, pest-natured, opportunist, somehow tribalist, ,overzealous, exaggerated, unmannered, unsophisticated, classless, ill-tempered, bad-natured, uncivilised, superficial, shallow, trivial, psychotic, obsessive, half witted, simple minded, bird-brained, sensitive for the sake of it, pseudo-authoritative, arrogant, ignorant, inexcusable, self-affected, priggish, over-winning, self-opiniated, reactionary for the sake of it, self-important, conceited, verbose, vacant, sad, misconducted, wildly and wrongly imaginative, thoughtless, unlogical, pseudo-moral & a picky donkey-stubborn charlatan.

so daley blind wasn't nominated alongside martial? in this technological age of information, a sheep-fùcker like you would accuse lord coogar of lying without actually checking your own facts? you are a disgrace to formal education. another chelsea fan shot himself in the foot......as usual! airfart, if you have any decorum left in you, then you should deactivate. it's humanly impossible for an individual to be as brainless as you are.
Chaaii! Sorry AIRMONG!

Rap Battles › Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by funlord(m): 10:28am On Oct 18, 2015
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This battle was nice! No body bagging took place but there where slaps aplenty! IT WAS CLOSE!

007bruce went in hard with the personals, witty methapors and a sort of languid flow, but nigga? Its was a weekend , your Ish was just too short! You had an opportunity to flip numerous styles and you were in the zone!

Ibime on the other hand started slow, but by the time he got to that 9th paragraph, even without personals he had attained a sort of clarity of flow! He took that momentum and flipped it across the finish line!


MVGT: IBIME!
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by funlord(m):
angry

The reason why the slut above me was named kitten paws?/
Is cuz she's lived her whole life getting stuck by _cocks while on all fours...............
Family › Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by funlord(m): 9:10am On Oct 17, 2015
mayorkyzo:
http://www.primepuzzle.com/leesnewest/one-wave-short.html
Stale _shit! Why are you such a thief of other peoples concepts and threads op? Kindly explain!



www.nairaland.com/2661486/no-sex-tonight

Cc: 5minsmadness
Crime › Re: PHOTO: Man Gets Electrocuted While Trying To Steal From A Shop In Rivers by funlord(m): 8:43am On Oct 17, 2015
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_FUCK HIM and this story!!!
Politics › Re: Presidential Interview: Buhari Roasted By Mehdi Hassan Of Aljazeera! by funlord(m): 8:29am On Oct 17, 2015
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Just the way "christiane amanpour" of CNN also fired "ebele" during his time! Naija leaders always under pressure!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 1:52am On Oct 17, 2015
TrapLORD:
Nice. Did you saw what i see?gringringrin
I don see oh!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 1:46am On Oct 17, 2015
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TrapLORD:
Nice! grin. Is Barcode coming to the east??
Maybe after next hammer! Lol! Make we _fuck northside up 1st! We go plot am!!!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 1:36am On Oct 17, 2015
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TrapLORD:
Ur spot nkor? Running simultaneously right?
Yep! My number 2 dey run covering fire 4 me this weekend! Have a massive wedding 2day! Govt links tins!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 1:26am On Oct 17, 2015
cool
TrapLORD:
LOL. Na him waygrin.


Hows the turn up tonight?
Men in abuja this weekend! Not bad! we just dey do karaoke for 1 spot called sofa lounge!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 1:15am On Oct 17, 2015
cheesy
TrapLORD:
Looks more like a sex starved dimwits followers list to me. undecided i go soon cc those gals wey him dey follow up nd down make dem come watch grin
This nigga must be gay? Na the whole girls 4 NL him dey follow like fly wey see fresh cow dung! Those girls profile pictures and babyoil go don suffer for this rentboy bathroom! Choii!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 1:10am On Oct 17, 2015
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pbs4real:
STFU! And swerve, u lucky am not in the mood tonyt,wld have dealt with u
A cankerworm like you! Bro please just give your salt sized IQ and those leprosy afflicted fingers of yours a rest and get lost from this thread!

I would like to engage you in some form of intellectual sparring but I don't like beating up an unarmed victim such as yourself! Your too much of a dunce! You don't want beef with your lord because you still have baby teeth! Plonker!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 1:00am On Oct 17, 2015
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pbs4real:
and u tink u could jez spew thrash cos u wna tak sides,doesnt make u any btr so take a hike
Do you have no shame? Even the pink girl is laughing at your pathetic situation now! If you no take time you go dey hear reach 6AM dey try defend your shameful disgrace but at the end of the day it will make no difference! See how the 2nd guy took off and abandoned you here? Just log out and come back tomorrow ehn? And learn to stop living a LIE! The truth shall always set you free! Olodo rabata! Ha ha ha .................
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:53am On Oct 17, 2015
cheesy
STFUareyouGod:
is this all about you? angry
Chaii! You sef don miss the bus! No be about her oh? Na some useless boys wey dey try slander person say the person na fraud! Na him dem wan use our peeps names complete the scam before I come show like efcc scatter the transaction! Lol!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:50am On Oct 17, 2015
angry
STFUareyouGod:
Bros relax
Nna these small boys just waste my popcorn 4 nothing come wan claim my niggas levels on top! I gats vex small na! Lol
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:48am On Oct 17, 2015
angry
pbs4real:
mumu man,follow follow u and ur master are retards trust me, go Tru that post very well, u would see wat went down grin
_FUCK OFF you beast! You and that _cunt wanted 2 take some glory for things you know nothing about while also trying to slander an innocent girl maybe because she did not give 1 of you attention or probably because your egos got pricked in some way!


Who cares anyway? We run this matrix! We expose fake _fucks, liars, bullies and dogs like you and darven 4 kicks so deal with it! If you keep fucking around some of your personal shite may soon start appearing on this thread like magic so I would suggest you quietly run away like darven did! PRIDE ALWAYS COMES BEFORE A FALL!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:35am On Oct 17, 2015
TrapLORD:
Approached. I see no wankers still bro.

Hows all that KD punna treating ya? undecided
Men! You sabi friday things na! Ol boy check out me and son of marks mentions and you will get the story so far? 2 _fucktards called "pbs4real and darven" are the culprits!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:32am On Oct 17, 2015
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TheSonOfMark:
www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/962#35175983







www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/962#35175983

I am Nigerianium. Well, everyone knows that already. I attacked you for being a butt-licker.

Now that's what the real "we" do - we present FACTS.
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Chaiii! Pbs4real? See nabbing?

I heard the full meaning of his moniker is "PUTRID BUTT SUCKER 4 REAL"!!! Lolz
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:22am On Oct 17, 2015
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Cc: TRAPLORD! A _wanker is searching 4 U sir! Approach the bench if you will!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:16am On Oct 17, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Really? Pbs4real, do agree to deactivate your moniker if I post a link to me chastising you for incessantly downgrading yourself by butt-licking random females who dot no even care about your existence, in the DERAILERS' PARADISE precisely? smiley
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The piglet does not seem to realise that his NL destiny is in our palms! Obtuse ape!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:13am On Oct 17, 2015
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pbs4real:
who's this schizophrenic psycopathhuh
Look at this world class _sperm drinking _idiot with his lying ass trying to ask questions after being exposed for the fradulent goat that you are! You must be high off your expired medication to be asking your lord such asinine questions!

I thought you were about to expose some one? Or all of a sudden you no sabi expose again? Bloody mong!
Romance › Re: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by funlord(m): 12:00am On Oct 17, 2015
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TheSonOfMark:
On second thought: Pbs4real,really? "WE"? When did we become "WE"? I remember launching a lexical assault against you in the Derailers' Paradise for being a dimwitted, servile butt-licker.

Supposedly, busting monikers and being touted as "detectives" is the 'in-thing' and, like a leech ,you want to partake of the supposed spotlight by basking in the euphoria of what you never were?

You wouldn't even recognize Alvan Ikoku if he were in front of you.! When we (the real "we" ) bust monikers, we provide FACTS and analyze the obvious and not-so-obvious CONVINCINGLY and not just baseless accusations. Get it, Mr. Detective-wannabe?
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Cc: pinkbarbie!!!

"Darvens" buttlicking partner in fraud just got busted! Lmfao!!!

_Stupid lying sacks of _shit!!!

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