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Politics › Re: 10 Captivating Comments By Ex-governor, Fashola During Ministerial Screening by funlord(m): 3:52pm On Oct 15, 2015
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Political Verbatim @ play!
Politics › Re: Top Boko Haram Secret Revealed!!!!!!!!!!!!! by funlord(m): 3:48pm On Oct 15, 2015
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Kenneth4u205:
Am about to reveal a high level secret to Nigerians which might put my life in danger.but I must revealed this truth and allow nature to take it course. IBB is not even aware that He was the one that brought about what is called boko haram today.most Nigerians are not aware that He was a homosexual during his military rule.men were used like women during his days. in his quest for more power, He sold Nigeria to Satan and even secretly registered Nigeria as an Islamic country.Satan then went up before God in haven to claim the ownership of nigeria due to the convenant He went onto with this man.this are spiritual laws.I was there spiritually watching, for I was about to be born into Nigeria as a prophet. Satan request for complete ownership of Nigeria wasn't fully granted by God.Satan was given only TWELVE YEARS to afflict Nigeria starting from 2002.those that are spiritually enlighten know the class of demons called Babylonian demons. this are those demons that prompted mankind to build that tower of Babel in the Bible. those demons have been in prison ever since.so when Satan was granted 12 years due to the atrocity of our homosexual president,some of those babel demons were released to Help him carry out his task. this Babylon demon now in the year 2002 possessed a group of wayward individuals who came together and called themselves BOKO. HARAM. guns can't stop boko haram. if you kill a boko harm,that demons inside of him will only come out and enter another person.so what did you achieve?.nothing. the more you kill boko haram,the more those demons enter more people to continue there task. and at the end of the twelve years,Satan will once again appear before God and the fate of boko haram will be decided. whether to continue or stop.our soldiers can't defeat the demons boko haram. only seven men in the whole of Nigeria can defeat boko haram. but those seven men have to come together and work as one to achieve it.I wouldn't reveal who the are or what the ought to do.this the much I can say for now.below is an article that was written about IBB. back in those days





That former military ruler Ibrahim
Badamasi Babangida is corruption
personified and brutal is no longer
news. What many people didn't
know, however, is that aside from
this and several other grave
allegations levelled against the
man, he is also alleged to be
homosexual.
Those who know alleged that IBB
has been indulging in the habit a
long way back. It was said then
that aside from his alleged
involvement in drug business he
also had several male friends. And
to show his appreciation to these
men of easy virtue he
compensated many of them with
juicy contracts and appointments
when he forced his way to
become the military president on
August 27th 1985.
It was even alleged that his late
wife Maryam, during her lifetime
knew about this dirty habit of her
husband of many years but she
couldn't do anything about it
because she was in charge of the
drug business of the family.
This habit of IBB, according to a
source, was known among the
junior and senior officers in the
military but nobody dared say it
but rather discussed it in hushed
tones because of the influence he
wielded in the military circle. He
was said to have gone so deep
into it that he used money, juicy
contracts and promises of
appointment to lure those who
were ready to do his bidding.
Bros! Say NO to DRUGS! E don wound YOU no be small!
Celebrities › Re: Fela Kuti's 77th Birthday (posthumous) Is Today by funlord(m): 9:54am On Oct 15, 2015
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Met him once backstage after he had blown up the stage @ Lekki sunsplash! He also signed my autograph book! Correct niggy!................................. FELA the BOSS!
Romance › Re: Why Women Cheating Is Worse Than Men by funlord(m): 9:45am On Oct 15, 2015
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misspicy:
Here we are cheesy.....
One man cannot handle us na tongue
Since you have admitted to this, why do you now start barking whenever the homies call you a SLUT?
Family › Re: Help! My Father Inlaw Bite My Mum by funlord(m): 9:34am On Oct 15, 2015
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lawanson2k3:
hello house, please i urgently need your discretions on the subject matter. I met my wife who had a three months old baby for me fighting my mum. she held her tightly on her hair , pinched her severally in her chest and she was shouting on top of her voice that she can not accept this, that she's tired of d whole relationship,. in the presence of the whole family, i personally called her parent to come and settle the dispute, what he said outrightly was that he's coming to take her daughter from our house. when they reached my house, all they did was that they both started fighting with my mum to the extent that my father in law bite my mum on her face. insisting that they want to take home their daughter which they did. we are already planning our wedding for next year. please advise, they already have my three months old baby.
E be like say both of una families get rabies?
Politics › Re: Messages From Mtn Dyaccount (diamond Yellow Account) Are Driving Me Crazy by funlord(m): 9:06am On Oct 15, 2015
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cocaineaddict:
I mistakenly subscribed to the DYAccount. Since then they've been pestering me with numerous unwanted text messages. I want to opt out now, please does anyone know how I can go about this?
It must be the "crack cocaine" that you smoke that is actually driving you crazy and not the "dy account messages"! Does this look like the right section for this tripe you posted to YOU? Plonker!
Politics › Re: A Slap To Nigerian Youths? by funlord(m): 8:57am On Oct 15, 2015
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temitemi1:
Let our commissioner VP shut his mouth n face his commissioner work! They promised us 'change' bt Nothing has changed!!
It is always easy to spot "apes in the midst" of humans!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:30pm On Oct 14, 2015
cool

In summer 91 "epmd" was judging a rap battle competition in which a then unknown "das efx" were also competing against an unknown band who eventually won the $500 cash price @ stake!

But "epmd" saw the potential in "das efx" and instead of rolling with the eventual winners of the battle they called the 2 members of "das efx" aside and asked them a very important question.."Do you niggas want $500 or a record deal?"... They rolled with the latter option and a year later they had a platinum number 1 album on the charts and so began their journey on the road to riches!

The moral of the story is this:" a LOSS is not the end of the world and a WIN does not mean that you are guaranteed to never suffer another LOSS"! Stop the whining, bitching and excuse making when y'all lose and keep it humble when you win! Shalom!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:33am On Oct 14, 2015
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Heywhizzy:
Diego has been played with Costa,maradona why play forlan..the set up had nothing to do with forlan aside the "the ego"..so dude you're a foolish dikk sucker..anyways sin and dark are always meant to be 5 & 6 but I wonder why you're giving him a 69
Chaii!
Politics › Re: Kashamu Live @the Ongoing Ministerial Screening (Photos) by funlord(m): 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2015
Guyman02:
Continue with your smearing campaign as if he sold drugs to your father. hediot without occur, imbe without cile
Who is this bastard? Will you _fuck off with your inconsequential opinion! Olodo!
Politics › Re: Kashamu Live @the Ongoing Ministerial Screening (Photos) by funlord(m): 12:41pm On Oct 13, 2015
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Maybe dem never tell am say dem no dey ask "drug dealing questions" 4 senate screening! Scarface kashamu!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 10:39am On Oct 13, 2015
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coogar:
no, it's not.
typo itself means error.

so you either type "typographical error" or typo! nothing like typo error. that's just horribly wrong!

take it from me - i have written for chief execs and PRIME MINISTERS.
Oi.. bros! Wait 1st .......huh

Politics › Re: Senate Insists, No More Bow And Go For Ministerial Nominees by funlord(m): 9:18am On Oct 13, 2015
angry
lagmostkuit:
Source?
MUMU! You no read wetin the o.p write put for the final paragraph?

"Source:http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/
senate-insists-no-more-bow-and-go-for-
ministerial-nominees/"

Go find bread and tea chop make your eye clear abeg!
Politics › Re: ‘we Kidnapped Falae To Get Money To Celebrate Salah’ -suspects by funlord(m): 9:01am On Oct 13, 2015
shocked

Sallah? So na N5 million this 2 bullet hole fore headed apes wan use celebrate sallah? Haba mallam! Abi dem been wan host jay-z and beyonce?
Family › Re: No Sex Tonight by funlord(m): 1:14am On Oct 13, 2015
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You both Seem petty 2 me! The worst part is none of ya'll is getting shagged so you both lose! SOUR!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:03am On Oct 13, 2015
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Choi!!! Had it been "Ely my nigga" been just use dis my red button, E 4 no better 4 am so?

Politics › Re: Former Vice President Namadi Sambo Hospitalized In The US by funlord(m): 10:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
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E good! At least let him be able to be walking to court consistently! No excuses!
Politics › Re: Picture:vice President Namadi Sambo Hospitalized by funlord(m): 10:09pm On Oct 12, 2015
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Na him sabi! After your treatment then you SHOW back 4 your query! Nonsense!
Politics › Re: EFCC Chairman Lamorde Sues The Sun Newspaper For N1billion by funlord(m): 9:41pm On Oct 12, 2015
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OZAOEKPE:
"Hypocrisy is when you support your own
criminals(amaechi, atiku, tinubu etc), and when
I support my own criminals(mimiko, saraki etc)
you begin to condemn me. Is amaechi different
from mimiko? We are not ready for change at
all in this country". Quote me anywhere







@topic, its a season of 'sueing', only the legal sector is enjoying prosperity. PMB is a step ahead of 'cluelessness'. Quote me to insult me and witness recession in this world and in the next
This OLODO never fails to dissapoint with the toilet bowl quality texts he always spills on threads !

As for lamorde? All na dry raking! The end is nigh officer so quietly park well!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
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kr0ne:
You're a very silly kid. An empty barrel feeling funky. Don't you know a better way of passing an idea without opening the foul-smelling pulp you call mouth to insult people? Are you mad. . .abi na so dem train you? Jreyez too is an audio head, but how many times have you seen him badmouth people here for sticking to text? Aside Obainojazz, you're not doper than anybody here in audio. So why are you feeling proud and making yourself look bigger than you're supposed to be? Na internet save you. Na your type I dey hang upside down as punishment.
Silly thing!
Singing..." oh lord have mercy mercy mercy"...**in diana kings voice!**

Romance › Re: Are There Ladies Here Who Regret Losing Their Virginity by funlord(m): 9:13pm On Oct 12, 2015
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LaraiBoluwaji:
Wow, he is also a stalker. How typical.

Get a job and stop stalking females, creep.
When your crybaby ass keeps stinking up my circumference with your pained and bitter mentions, I owe it to the mods to notify them of your idiocy!

By the way, not everyone needs a job like your broke chibok ass! Keep on growing old waiting for buharis N5k and praying for your blue collar salvation, while younger girls are busy stacking mad chips! Bloody pleb!!! SWERVE!!!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:32pm On Oct 12, 2015
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GIYAZZ:
Because of you, I will just download the aforementioned.

But I'd like to advice you to stop bumping Weezy's materials. He can never make you grow lyrically.

For a nigga who wanna grow, these are ninjas you should be blasting:

Masta Ace(metaphor - rhyme - storytelling)

Big L(Flow, compound rhymes, humor, wordplay)

Nas(Hyberboles, metaphors, bragging right)

Eminem(allos parakletos with Big L)

Chino XL(Complexity, puns)

Canibus(Allos parakletos with Chino XL)

Slick rick(Storytelling)

Talib Kweli(Story telling, poetry, flow, political rap)

Rakim(Rhymes aplenty)

Devin The Dude (Mumuness) grin

Bump these ninjas instead!
Erm.....why are them KRS ONE, Truth Enola, Sean price, Buckshot, Flawless, Mos def, Fat lip, Posdnuos, Andre 3000 and co. not on your list of suggestions?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:03pm On Oct 12, 2015
sosiqdude:
Y'all should check this my audio rap

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/61a54a70

Ksslib

Njokusboy

Funlord

Coogar

007bruce

emaprince

limerick

Desmondessi

Ibime

Cherryice

youngdanaval

mikuz

kr0ne

teddybiyasi

Jigsawkillah

iceskidd

muhdg

danbrowndmf

jreyez

obesemf

alexpissu

gottoboy

sinizia

kinglahkay

dj5naira

airmark

sosiqdude

Supermiy

Warriblood

Reygenius

Emaprince

Elymaxiimus

Llaykorn

Liricyst

Softvio

Obainojazz
p

Safarigirl

Joywendy

Sirshymexx
Make I use" old skool lingua" take give u Mad Props from ova hia! But that your mic na cordless abi na cordfull? Lol!
Politics › Re: PDP Discovered NNPC GMD, Kachikwu - Olisa Metuh by funlord(m): 3:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
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nwanwaoge:
with all due respect chief...pdp did discover him, by TY danjuma and otedola...dey took him to Jonathan to replace d okpolo eye and save nigeria.....but jona was already soaked in okpolo eyes poo....we r happy he is here now..
As we continue to witness changes.
Haba! Den make the shakitibobo continue abeg! No shaking!
Romance › Re: Are There Ladies Here Who Regret Losing Their Virginity by funlord(m): 2:54pm On Oct 12, 2015
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www.nairaland.com/laraiboluwaji/posts

Cc: SEUN! Lalasticlala! Obinoscopy! Royalroy! Dominique!

I think you would all be interested in the contents of our "cowardly little miss deceptively innocents" dairy! So much for her goody 2 shoes act of pretence!
Romance › Re: Are There Ladies Here Who Regret Losing Their Virginity by funlord(m): 2:47pm On Oct 12, 2015
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LaraiBoluwaji:
You think you made sense in this post? huh
My job is to type out the message! If your lack of comprehension skills can't help you decipher it, sorry! Go and meet every english tutor you have ever had in your life for a refund! Its not my business that you are naturally slow! Take care
Romance › Re: Are There Ladies Here Who Regret Losing Their Virginity by funlord(m):
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LaraiBoluwaji:
Usually your posts are liberally spiced with terms like 'slut' and 'hag', but now it is cleaner. The fear of ban is the beginning of wisdom.

Keep insulting, but the day I will have your time, both of us will be banned till 2050.
Call me a name na, and I will call you 19 names in succession! It is YOU that has a fear of bans not me! They ban me weekly here! But does it affect the hairs on my head? Not 1 bit! I have battled countless mods, exposed fraudsters, scammers, silenced online bullies and I still remain! Untouched by scandal and never taking prisoners!

The funlord moniker guarantees massive traffic on nl so even the owner knows I'm a cash point! After all he was here earlier and noticed you had no case! So because your attempts at lies have failed you, you have now become contrite! Smh!

Babe you are a learner as far as I'm concerned! Please let me give you some advice, look for your job in peace and move on with your life, we don't post in the same circles so I don't know why you keep worrying my moniker? I post in politics and sports, 2 things I'm sure you know nothing about so kindly NEVER disturb me again with your unnecessary mentions! But @ the same time on that day that YOU are ready? Please hala @ your boy! Experience will be your best teacher! Shalom!!!
Romance › Re: Are There Ladies Here Who Regret Losing Their Virginity by funlord(m): 2:01pm On Oct 12, 2015
LaraiBoluwaji:
Seun, how long will you and your mods allow a user like funlord to go around abusing people's mothers?

In a previous thread in the job section, he jumped in and began abusing his mother, not mine. Now he is at it again, calling his female relations sluts, not me.

Farano, Rocktation, Lalasticlala, Dominique do the needful and cage this "psycho".

Go through his posts and see how he goes around breaking rule 2 with impunity.
You think because you are an old forum member you can use your closeness to the mods to incite them against me? Seun is a pragmatic owner and he will see through your lies! All this your emotional blackmail won't work! I was banned a few days ago because of you and you still came and quoted me for no reason while I was on a ban? So how did I post when I was banned? You have caught yourself! I guess in your hometown the title of "psycho is an award"?

Cc: seun! Lalasticlala! Obinoscopy! Royalroy!
Romance › Re: Are There Ladies Here Who Regret Losing Their Virginity by funlord(m): 1:58pm On Oct 12, 2015
LaraiBoluwaji:
Seun, he edited his posts.
You are a BLOODY LIAR! Thay have all the records and you shall be exposed for your lies! I was never on this thread till you called me out! Keep lying you can't escape!
Romance › Re: Are There Ladies Here Who Regret Losing Their Virginity by funlord(m): 1:53pm On Oct 12, 2015
LaraiBoluwaji:
Dominique, Lalasticlala. Rocktation, farano, this PSYCOPATH is abusing his parents again. Please do the needful
Cc: dominique! Lalsticlala! Farano! Rocktation! Obinoscopy! Royalroy

I believe the bolded is quite visible! Even after slander and incitement! Do the needful!!!

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