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Politics › Re: President Buhari Meets With US Delegates Ahead Of Meeting With Obama.. Photos by funlord(m): 7:42am On Jul 09, 2015
grin See as "PMB and Osi baba" give dem presidential stylee and Obama boys just dey look very bam! All man join wella!!! Unlike those days when the president go just dey look drunk and high come wear 1 kind cowboy X hat join am! Tufiakwa! Never again!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:08am On Jul 09, 2015
Sinnzu:
Morning guyssmiley
grin
Sinnzu:
Morning guyssmiley
Abeg where is dat biatch mc dat we raped on sunday! The ting has been quiet lately?
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Mocks Tinubu Over NASS Crisis by funlord(m): 6:38am On Jul 09, 2015
ZUBY77:
Africans are very close to animals in reasoning - Lord Lugard.
grin
ZUBY77:
Africans are very close to animals in reasoning - Lord Lugard.
"while your family tree must be a cactus, because everybody on it is a senseless prick"- Lord Funlord!
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Mocks Tinubu Over NASS Crisis by funlord(m): 5:48am On Jul 09, 2015
Tonylyte:
Tinubu knows what ffk is saying. dead-brained molluscs like my father will not crack the code.
Is that so? I did not know that was your "fathers" guy name oh? No wonder even jesus also thinks of you as a dumb rodent! Sorry ehn!
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Response To Chibok Girls’ Kidnap Poor – Buhari by funlord(m): 5:43am On Jul 09, 2015
grin grin So in short the translation of pmb's statement is this..."Kai! That Ebele na world class mumu sha! God forbid! Shi Dan masanin Wawa ke nan! Tufiakwa!!!**spits***!!!"
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Mocks Tinubu Over NASS Crisis by funlord(m): 5:35am On Jul 09, 2015
Candyrain:
So you've seen "pig's anus" before. What were you looking for? grin
grin
Candyrain:
So you've seen "pig's anus" before. What were you looking for? grin
When you are slaughtering such livestock before roasting, your eyes must make contact with all parts of their anatomy! Ask any correct butcher!!!
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Mocks Tinubu Over NASS Crisis by funlord(m): 5:10am On Jul 09, 2015
grin Femola! See him mouth like a "pigs anus" abeg! Nobody takes your drug induced rants seriously anymore so just GET LOST!
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Seeks Stiffer Penalties For Rapists-punch by funlord(m): 5:04am On Jul 09, 2015
grin Comrade Oshi! Dat means you also have 2 arrest yaself 4 statutory rape against all those secondary school girls wey you don dey nack 4 benin since abeg! No Forming!
Politics › Re: Agbaje’ll Soon Be Declared Lagos Gov – PDP by funlord(m): 5:01am On Jul 09, 2015
grin When I told this dunce called taofiki gani 2 stop smoking" crack" he refused! Now see as the mumu is always talking hot garbage in public? Make I hala him mama sef!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Want To Marry Farano. by funlord(m): 3:15am On Jul 09, 2015
grin Aha! Idi amin 1 or should I say Patient 666 from ward 1 @ yaba left infirmary! So this is where you have been hiding? Good thing I have finally nabbed you before you could do some more severe damage to members of the public! Come with me, you have missed almost a week of electric shock theraphy and countless anti viral injections! You must be cured IJN!
Politics › Re: "Nigerians Deserves Boko Haram Bombings" FFK by funlord(m): 4:21pm On Jul 08, 2015
Utchgirl:
Usu michapu kwa gi onu dia !

My post can not and wil neva make sense 2 u cos u cant comprehend.
It can neva make sense 2 u because u r one of e warrior dt attack Biafra here.U dnt expect us to fold our hands while u guys talk rubbish. Biafra hv nt bin actualised yet u guys r having sleepless nite.

Tnk God i evn hv apology letter 4rm my skul bc it's nt easy 2 get.

Biafra wil ctnue 2 giv u headache unless u steer clear.

Anu mpana
grin
Utchgirl:
Usu michapu kwa gi onu dia !

My post can not and wil neva make sense 2 u cos u cant comprehend.
It can neva make sense 2 u because u r one of e warrior dt attack Biafra here.U dnt expect us to fold our hands while u guys talk rubbish. Biafra hv nt bin actualised yet u guys r having sleepless nite.

Tnk God i evn hv apology letter 4rm my skul bc it's nt easy 2 get.

Biafra wil ctnue 2 giv u headache unless u steer clear.

Anu mpana
Because I have made you reason you think I am an e-warrior?You are a DULLARD! Read your statement, post and message and shake your head in shame! Biafra my ass! My gibberish is your entire intellect! Nonsense!!!
Politics › Re: SEE How Abacha’s Personal Doctor Shed Light On How General Really Died by funlord(m): 3:39pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin Na abacha sabi! After all die die no dey 4 dictionary! After all you bin chill die so park well abeg and let the living carry on hustling!
Politics › Re: I Never Said Nigeria Deserves Boko Haram For Rejecting Jonathan- FFK Disclaims by funlord(m): 3:33pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin OLODO fani kai-ODE!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Offers To Swap Detainees For Kidnapped Girls by funlord(m): 3:30pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin boko haram should calm down ! It is their own Lives and corpses We want!
Politics › Re: Tension At The Villa As Buhari Rejects NSA Sabo Dasuki's Resignation Letter by funlord(m): 3:27pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin As my guy wan cut out, na him bone hook am 4 neck? Mallam Sambo explain yaself! See him eye abeg!
Romance › Re: I'm In Love!!! • But How Do I Keep It by funlord(m): 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin Abeg hurry do go back school make I continue 2 dey _fuck dat your biatch ass joor! Love kor!
Romance › Re: Sex Tips by funlord(m): 1:34pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin Which kind thread be dis? Na everyday pattern be dis na? See as person just wast mb on top "colonial flows!" Abeg Next!!!!
Politics › Re: El-rufai’s Son Calls Fayose A ''VAGABOND'' (photo) by funlord(m): 1:26pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin No op this is the incomplete version! He called him a LOCAL, LOOTING, RIGGING, FOOLISH VAGABOND!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Security Expert Recommends Service Chiefs’ Sacking by funlord(m): 1:23pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin Superb Advice! Buhari draw ya ear well well!
Romance › Re: Women Need Only Two Things From Men by funlord(m): 10:45am On Jul 08, 2015
londongal03:
D!ck & Cash!
grin
londongal03:
D!ck & Cash!
Wetin dis MAN dey type like dis?
Romance › Re: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by funlord(m): 10:40am On Jul 08, 2015
grin The bros sef na Olodo! If na me before we even start 2 price ticket, I go don lash her _pussy like 8 times so that ginger go dey!
Romance › Re: Why Men Sleep After Sex by funlord(m): 10:37am On Jul 08, 2015
grin It is called a "power nap"! It occurs from time to time but is not a regular occurrence! It helps sha 2 recharge your ball batteries! And it affects babes too!
Romance › Re: Woman Looking For A Stranger She Kissed But Forgot To Get Contact Details.photos by funlord(m): 8:45am On Jul 08, 2015
Freemanan:
That's How they lie here and there to package a story....
Cheap!
grin
Freemanan:
That's How they lie here and there to package a story....
Cheap!
You dey mind the _stupid billy goat? She know sabi say na guru she dey try defend her runs girl ass 4 yesterday! You no she as she don cut out! Lmfao!!!
Romance › Re: Woman Looking For A Stranger She Kissed But Forgot To Get Contact Details.photos by funlord(m): 8:38am On Jul 08, 2015
Jollyjoy:
my brain turn as i cari ur sperm go drink, I be benin gal?abeg make I just park wel if i no want make u change am 4 me.
grin
Jollyjoy:
my brain turn as i cari ur sperm go drink, i be benin gal?abeg make I just park wel if i no want make u change am 4 me.
E be like say you never hear of me abi? Ok so which NONSENSE you dey talk for this thread yesterday say na your "school and state?" Or you don high that time abi?

www.nairaland.com/2434394/opinion-uniben-girls-most-endowed#35597922
Romance › Re: Woman Looking For A Stranger She Kissed But Forgot To Get Contact Details.photos by funlord(m): 8:28am On Jul 08, 2015
Jollyjoy:
are u jobless?
grin
Jollyjoy:
are u jobless?
This benin wahala girl don show again?
Romance › Re: A Word For The Ladies. by funlord(m): 8:21am On Jul 08, 2015
grin Abeg una big stout cold 4 hia?
Politics › Re: Gbajabiamila Threatens More Violence If Not Made House Leader – Hon. Ahmad by funlord(m): 8:18am On Jul 08, 2015
grin Who gives a flying _fuck?
Romance › Re: Guys How Many Of You Have Experienced This??? by funlord(m): 6:40am On Jul 08, 2015
grin Religion? The "crack cocaine" of the masses! SMH!
Politics › Re: APC Expels Ex Gov Danjuma Goje by funlord(m): 6:30am On Jul 08, 2015
grin Abeg Man U never sign "sergio ramos" till now?

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