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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 8:10pm On May 07, 2015
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Borrussia:
That's my dog, I knew you were gonna bark, and how on earth will I be consequential to you when your parents aren't; go swallow a scorpion bro.
this hoe ass black nigga still getting his ass kicked from thread 2 thread I see! Lmfao!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 8:04pm On May 07, 2015
angry Attention all contestants! Hire me and my crew for a small fee and be CERTAIN of victory and NO bye election!
Cc: Funlords flipmode squad

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 7:43pm On May 07, 2015
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 6:56pm On May 07, 2015
angry Am I the only one noticing the political thuggery going on with some candidates agents?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 6:45pm On May 07, 2015
Borrussia:
Missclasssy you're an alienangry
Or a godmother with private interests!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 6:27pm On May 07, 2015
tongue After the voting Aggrieved Candidates should not forget 2 come and lodge their complaints on the "post election petitions tribunal thread", don't forget to come with your brown envelopes sha, IF NOT the outcome fit no pure!!!
Family › Re: Married Women Vs Single Ladies Vs Single Men by funlord(m): 6:18pm On May 07, 2015
wink after digesting dis epistles, I think all the groups need 2 keep fvcking, it makes the world go round! @op that includes U
Family › Re: Why We Cheat On Our Husbands - Nigerian Women Open Up by funlord(m): 6:12pm On May 07, 2015
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 6:08pm On May 07, 2015
stephenqueen:
What's this one saying?
"Ethnic xenophobic jingoist" voter loading! Beware!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 5:49pm On May 07, 2015
grin e be like say this topahz campaign team don run out of funds! See una promos like nta own!

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 5:44pm On May 07, 2015
Lala247:
Nothing dirty about it its part her champaign smiley
Ok! Carry go!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 5:40pm On May 07, 2015
Lala247:
Even those that are not that well educated too have a chance nah only education we go chop .. Lol #team twaci U dont have to be a nurse or doctor to be a winner wink
This is a sign of dirty politics! Leave her profession out of it!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 5:38pm On May 07, 2015
grin I'm now 100% sure they banned that rokiatun girl! If not she and her party would have been here campaigning vigorously 4 votes like Dame Piss!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 5:22pm On May 07, 2015
MizMyColi:
Sure.
Put your money where your mouth is.

Until then, and even after, please don't talk down those who have offered even the tiniest of their widow's mite.
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MizMyColi:
Sure.
Put your money where your mouth is.

Until then, and even after, please don't talk down those who have offered even the tiniest of their widow's mite.
FINISHING!

Romance › Re: ''UGLINESS'' Advantages by funlord(m): 5:11pm On May 07, 2015
grin op from your pic, I can see why U have no hope, but don't despair, hustle REAL HARD and get lots of cash and U will see how even all this MGBEKES commenting trash on your thread about YOUR type not having hope will start 2 flood your inbox with pm's! Shalom!
Health › Re: MouthAction Is ‘bigger Cause Of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco’ by funlord(m): 5:05pm On May 07, 2015
LIAR of the YEAR @op!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 1:04pm On May 07, 2015
Justfollowit:
I haven't got too much in my hands today, you could try again some other time. ;S
Try? Lol! Listen child, take note of my moniker! Whenever U feel the need, holler at me and see if you can go the distance!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 1:00pm On May 07, 2015
Lilimax:
A woman beater alert shocked shocked shocked smiley
....Haba sister! Bedroom beating dey sweet na! No be bruce lee type I talk say I wan give U oh?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 12:57pm On May 07, 2015
RapLawd:
Just Kiip Kalm and vote







T~ Talented W~Witty A~ Admirable C~ Charming I~ Intelligent









Vote Twaci For Miss Nairaland
wink
RapLawd:
Just Kiip Kalm and vote







T~ Talented W~Witty A~ Admirable C~ Charming I~ Intelligent









Vote Twaci For Miss Nairaland
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 12:49pm On May 07, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
i find that highly offensive!! angry angry......everyone has a reason for being on NL....so stop this talk.
grin who gives a FLYING FVCK about what U find offensive? Listen BOY, concentrate on your baby competition and don't erroneously write a check wit yur opinion dat yur ass can't cash!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 12:44pm On May 07, 2015
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Justfollowit:
I haven't got too much in my hands today, you could try again some other time. ;S
Try? Against a child! Lmfao! Take note of the moniker dear when next u feel lucky u can holler!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 12:15pm On May 07, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
its not too late for them to carry their "beautiful and objective" selves to come and contest,cos as you can see its an open contest and there is still time for new additions.
. Ok oh, but Maybe them dey fear rigging, because this romance section is quite partisan in everything they do! I have a running battle wit some mods over it presently sef!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 12:11pm On May 07, 2015
Borrussia:
Seriously, cos she's a romancelander.

Dygeasy, this thread should be moved to either fashion or celebs section, Twaci has oceans of followers in here and this is cheating.

Do something 'bout it.
Bruv I'm telling U! This is why if u see the way other threads talk down on these romancelanders u go wan cry 4 them! Very parochial way of doing tins! See someone was even calling her tribe as a criteria 2 endorse her 4 gods sake! Na wa 4 all dis secondary school students oh!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 12:03pm On May 07, 2015
cool There are more beautiful and objective girls on nl than this girl abeg? Wetin be dis? Nigerians and mediocrity sef!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 11:36am On May 07, 2015
[quote author=Justfollowit post=33503618]Who are you again? undecided[/quote Your likely UNDERTAKER if u don't stop asking dumb questions on my mentions child! Now swerve 2 the left like beyonce!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 11:15am On May 07, 2015
icedbeatz:
really?!?! hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha how? why? you don't mean it.
I don yarn u oh vickybee is GONE! She even open thread 4 her herself 2 tell us say she don cut out 4 life! Ask her followers!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 11:12am On May 07, 2015
Justfollowit:
In his holy books, especially the Qur'an which I am familiar with. God stressed the equality of men, he enjoins us to act in fairness and To REMEMBER THAT we would one day give account to him yet he recognize the fact that some men are not men neither are they animals. As a representative of God on earth, if I see a man who act in a despicable (inhumane) manner because of an advantage he has over others, I am at liberty to send him to God.
So all the atrocities dat arabs and even muslim men in nigeria do 2 you women Based on the same religious ideology looks like equality 2 U? Abeg leave this your religious angle by the roadside!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 11:08am On May 07, 2015
queebeediva:
How can a grown up man bit a grown up woman who he claimed he love? Just how? This is why you must not encourage any sort of harsh relationship.
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queebeediva:
How can a grown up man bit a grown up woman who he claimed he love? Just how? This is why you must not encourage any sort of harsh relationship.
2 beat U for bedroom dey hungry me!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 11:02am On May 07, 2015
icedbeatz:
no bro don't be sentimental here, that man messed up how can a man take his wife's bag away from her just to give it to his sister as a gift?!? he's supposed to be buying things for his wife and not taking things away from wrong, that's totally wrong.

@vickybee rose2014 oyah finish him, (nairaland feminists team)
cheesy
icedbeatz:
no bro don't be sentimental here, that man messed up how can a man take his wife's bag away from her just to give it to his sister as a gift?!? he's supposed to be buying things for his wife and not taking things away from wrong, that's totally wrong.

@vickybee rose2014 oyah finish him, (nairaland feminists team)
vickybee wey don run from nl since last week? And I saw sum guys hunting 4 dis rosie yesterday sef! Na ending get her Oh!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 10:55am On May 07, 2015
Gboliwe:
Beat your wife? Is she a drum?
angry
Gboliwe:
Beat your wife? Is she a drum?
Til the day wey U go jam 1 cynthia rothrock, wey go almost end U with karate! You go know whether na drum or guitar!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 10:43am On May 07, 2015
Lilimax:
Not! No matter what a woman does, she must not be beaten smiley
Any man that beats a woman is a pig embarassed
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Lilimax:
Not! No matter what a woman does, she must not be beaten smiley
Any man that beats a woman is a pig embarassed
Quiet! If u comment again I will come and give u a SAVAGE BEDROOM BEATING!
Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 10:30am On May 07, 2015
MojiDelano:
My very intimate friend was recently at the rough end of a physical assault from her husband. This has been going on for a while and as usual she found it very difficult to tell me because she knows I won't take it well. Her hubby was due to travel back to NIGERIA from the UK and as usual he was packing her designer bags as gifts to his younger sister who by the way was not on speaking terms with my friend. Her mild rejection of his plan which was all the more insulting since he did not take permission from her before just invading her closet got him mad and the beating and blows commenced.

She said this time, she was sure that he meant to kill her. He grabbed tight her throat, planning to choke her, scratched at her face all the while raining blows on her repeatedly screaming, the intervention of her kids and her father could not save her from this hell. When he was done, he left her utterly humiliated and headed for the airport.

To make matters worse, her parents not wanting the humiliation of a divorce are insisting that she should remain a good wife and even go and apologise to the beast for verbally and physically assaulting her.

I love her and remain deeply helpless as I see that this will not end. So I ask, when is it justifiable to beat up a woman or is it ever justifiable to do that?

What advise can I give her. I plan to rescue her but would she be alive by the time I am ready? I am afraid.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/05/when-is-it-justifiable-to-beat-woman.html

Seun Ishilove TheRealMrStan, Lalasticlala
grin
MojiDelano:
My very intimate friend was recently at the rough end of a physical assault from her husband. This has been going on for a while and as usual she found it very difficult to tell me because she knows I won't take it well. Her hubby was due to travel back to NIGERIA from the UK and as usual he was packing her designer bags as gifts to his younger sister who by the way was not on speaking terms with my friend. Her mild rejection of his plan which was all the more insulting since he did not take permission from her before just invading her closet got him mad and the beating and blows commenced.

She said this time, she was sure that he meant to kill her. He grabbed tight her throat, planning to choke her, scratched at her face all the while raining blows on her repeatedly screaming, the intervention of her kids and her father could not save her from this hell. When he was done, he left her utterly humiliated and headed for the airport.

To make matters worse, her parents not wanting the humiliation of a divorce are insisting that she should remain a good wife and even go and apologise to the beast for verbally and physically assaulting her.

I love her and remain deeply helpless as I see that this will not end. So I ask, when is it justifiable to beat up a woman or is it ever justifiable to do that?

What advise can I give her. I plan to rescue her but would she be alive by the time I am ready? I am afraid.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/05/when-is-it-justifiable-to-beat-woman.html

Seun Ishilove TheRealMrStan, Lalasticlala
Ask those jobless NL feminists and their god mother chiamanda!

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