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Family › Re: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by funlord(m): 10:29am On May 07, 2015
falconey:
leave those uncircumcized dumbtards.
grin
falconey:
leave those uncircumcized dumbtards.
Romance › Re: Virgin Guys Are Mostly Ugly. True Or False? by funlord(m): 9:34am On May 07, 2015
clevvermind:
it is hard to see handsome guys who are still virgin between the age of 23-30 for instance. Any guy who is still a virgin at the above age range must be an ugly guy. do you agree with this?
grin
clevvermind:
it is hard to see handsome guys who are still virgin between the age of 23-30 for instance. Any guy who is still a virgin at the above age range must be an ugly guy. do you agree with this?
U dey try console yaself with this thread op?
Crime › Re: Student Of University Of Benin Caught In Attempted Rape! by funlord(m): 9:23am On May 07, 2015
Cryxtal:
shocked Thou soundest scary.
cool
Cryxtal:
shocked Thou soundest scary.
Romance › Re: Should He Go On With The Wedding??? by funlord(m): 9:20am On May 07, 2015
sinizia:
1. I'm not a female. I'm a male. Judge my post devoid of any gender bias inclinations.

2. I don't know if you lack comprehension abilities, no offense intended. Didn't you see the clause "if ONLY" in that my post? I asked him to go ahead and marry her IF ONLY he can forgive and forget, and won't use the past act to judge her for every single mistake she will do. What's wrong in what i said? If he can't forgive and forget, he should end it. That's what i said. And just because you can't forgive and forget, doesn't mean others can't. We all are different. If it's me, i will forgive but I'm not sure i can't forget, so i'll end the wedding plans. But another person can forgive and forget, so i had to make that option available in my posts.

I wonder why women forgive men more easily when they cheat, but men will have none of it when the women cheat.
Answer = "Because we MEN don't do tins as stupid as 2 go dey lash their mamas! That is disrespecting the family! Better 2 lash members of her crew or gbovos!"
Crime › Re: Student Of University Of Benin Caught In Attempted Rape! by funlord(m): 9:15am On May 07, 2015
Cryxtal:
Very good. Instead of learning, they choose to be nuisance. Can't count how many times we were robbed back then. He n the others should be taught a lesson. 100l for that matter!
grin
Cryxtal:
Very good. Instead of learning, they choose to be nuisance. Can't count how many times we were robbed back then. He n the others should be taught a lesson. 100l for that matter!
Thou art looketh quite tasty in thy dp, o descendant of cleopatra!
Romance › Re: How To Be A Good Boyfriend – The 10 Most Important Traits Of A Good Boyfriend by funlord(m): 9:07am On May 07, 2015
grin
Chiam55:
No it's simple men just don't LIE or CHEAT and we are happy. angry
So if I can't LIE next 2 U in bed, how else do i get advise from U about how not 2 CHEAT my customers and make U even happier?
Romance › Re: Should He Go On With The Wedding??? by funlord(m): 8:58am On May 07, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
Like many guys he had seen the wicked side of love but it never stopped him from giving it his all. 2 months to his wedding he found out she wasn't the girl he always thought she was. I won't bore you with the details but advice is needed.

2 moths to his wedding he found out his wife to be had been sleeping with his father even before he met her and though she claims it ended the minute they got serious but he doesn't know if continuing with the wedding would be a good idea..
grin
Mzflexydeeva:
Like many guys he had seen the wicked side of love but it never stopped him from giving it his all. 2 months to his wedding he found out she wasn't the girl he always thought she was. I won't bore you with the details but advice is needed.

2 moths to his wedding he found out his wife to be had been sleeping with his father even before he met her and though she claims it ended the minute they got serious but he doesn't know if continuing with the wedding would be a good idea..
even though this your thread tori be like film op, I go tell popsie and the girl say na only 3sum wit the 2 of us go settle the matter! After me and my popsie don lash her life finish na her papa and mama I go send her sack letter 2! Aint no fun if my daddy and I can't get sum!
Crime › Re: Student Of University Of Benin Caught In Attempted Rape! by funlord(m): 8:49am On May 07, 2015
grin Uniben boys? E don tay wey those ones don attain jungle dweller status! If no be cultism na rape,kidnap or murder! BUHARI is coming 2 clean up una Janja.weed fvck ups!
Romance › Re: Help!!! She Withdrew All His Money Through Atm And Ran Away. by funlord(m): 7:13pm On May 06, 2015
sweetorgasm:
do u want me to use my influence to ban u?
....U MUST BE ON CHEAP DRUGS?
Family › Re: Judge This Case by funlord(m): 7:03pm On May 06, 2015
angry so she no fit even taste one of my mama meat with style? This mgbeke carry something 4 mind be dat O?
Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Know She's Got Your "Mumu Button" by funlord(m): 6:47pm On May 06, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
1. When you don't see anything wrong in her spending nights with another guy because she says they are just friends.

2. When you send card but she never calls & you keep sending.

3. When you give her a breakdown of how every penny of your salary is spent.

4. When you don't go out without her approval.

5. When her food taste like crap and you finish it & still do the dishes.

6. When she can send nude pictures to other guys but you've never see her without clothes.

7. When she takes your car to see friends and you enter bus for your business meeting.

8. When she only calls to tell you she's broke & you credit her account.

9. When you pay her school fees while she's living with a guy in school.

10. When she knows every detail on your phone but you have no idea what her pass word is. grin grin

If the girl with the control to your. Mumu button finds you, guy you are finished grin
....madam! No man can be this stoopid, unless U are dating ONE sha?
Romance › Re: Help!!! She Withdrew All His Money Through Atm And Ran Away. by funlord(m): 6:37pm On May 06, 2015
IamOdin:
When will this stu.pid orgasm of a boy create a meaningful thread??.Always fabricating sickening rubbish!!
...it seems the ITI is the child of one of the mods!
Romance › Re: Help!!! She Withdrew All His Money Through Atm And Ran Away. by funlord(m): 6:32pm On May 06, 2015
Lala247:
Exactly

Op oya modify the story at least lets blive it grin
grin
Lala247:
Exactly

Op oya modify the story at least lets blive it grin
....Disneys the LYING KING! U have been Nabbed!

Romance › Re: Help!!! She Withdrew All His Money Through Atm And Ran Away. by funlord(m): 5:58pm On May 06, 2015
sweetorgasm:
she is gone
grin
sweetorgasm:
she is gone
....Na your sister? She is gone? Abi na gone with the wind?
Romance › Re: Is It Adviseable To Discuss Your Private Relationship With Your Friends? by funlord(m): 5:52pm On May 06, 2015
lipsrsealed silence is GOLDEN in relation 2 matters of the heart!
Romance › Re: Quote Of The Day From A Female Facebook User. Ladies, Do You Agree? by funlord(m): 5:49pm On May 06, 2015
grin this is a facebook update from a recently rewarded RUNS QUEEN!
Family › Re: Must We Bury People With Fanfare? , Rantings allowed. by funlord(m): 5:04pm On May 06, 2015
grin U should only bury family members wit much gbedu and fanfare only if u have done these 2 tins:
1: used the family member 4 ritualistic purposes only known 2 U?
2: or if U have stolen Vast sums of government,state or local govt. Money!
NOW U KNOW!
Family › Re: My Husband Denied Me Sex For 8 Years, Woman Tells Court by funlord(m): 4:59pm On May 06, 2015
Consultville:
A housewife, Mrs Adeolu Adelani, on Tuesday told an Igando Customary Court in Lagos to dissolve her marriage to Olajide for allegedly refusing to make love to her for 8 years.

Adeolu, 39, told the court she was married to Olajide about 14 years ago and had a 12-year-old son.

“My husband refused to make love to me since eight years now and I want to have another baby because our son is 12-year-old.

“I am not satisfied with only one child,’’ she told the President of the court, Mr Hakeen Oyekan.

The petitioner accused her husband of abandoning her and their child for an unknown destination since 2013.

She added that her husband had refused to disclose where he lives and where he works, but sends his son’s school fees and house rent through her bank account.

Adeolu said her husband told her pastor that he had married another woman and had children and that she should find herself another husband.

She said she was always sad anytime her neighbours call her “rejected and abandoned property’’.

She begged the court to dissolve the marriage because she wanted to move on with her life.

Defending the allegations, Olajide, 45, a businessman, did not deny of starving his wife of sex.

He said that he refused to make love to his wife because he did not want her to have another child through Caesarean section.

“I don’t want to risk her life, this is why I have distanced myself from her because I want her to take care of our child.

“Besides, I did not abandon my wife but I decided to move closer to my work place due to the distance from my house.

“I did not abandoned her, I always squat with my friends and I come home once in a while,’’ he said.

He claimed that he had no other wife nor children elsewhere.

Olajide, however, conceded to the dissolution of the marriage because he was also fed up with the union.

He appealed to the court to grant him the custody of his son.

Oyekan adjourned the case to May 13 for further hearing. (NAN)

Source: http://leadership.ng/news/431069/my-husband-denied-me-sex-for-8-years-woman-tells-court
....abi her vagii dey produce aboniki effect on my guy tin?
Family › Re: ... by funlord(m): 4:55pm On May 06, 2015
OluMighty01:
I am tired of being broke, and am planning to kill myself by weekend if I am still broke.
smiley
OluMighty01:
I am tired of being broke, and am planning to kill myself by weekend if I am still broke.
....Bros! U never die?
Family › Re: The Best Place To Meet A Spouse by funlord(m): 4:51pm On May 06, 2015
U fit jam her when next u go 2 buy kosei sef! Omoges brekete all around!
Family › Re: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by funlord(m):
The answer to the question of this thread is to divorce her stubborn ass! Single dads rock!
Romance › Re: Guys....dont You Miss Doing This? by funlord(m): 4:30pm On May 06, 2015
E no dey happen to me oh @op! No be me say make u go dey date "old cargo" wey be fan of emulsion paint 4 face grin
Romance › Re: Questions You Never Need To Ask A Man That Loves You by funlord(m): 3:52pm On May 06, 2015
clara472:
Love they say is a beautiful thing, it may however be confusing especially when you are deeply in love with someone. No matter the extent of fall, here are 12 questions you should never have to ask a man that loves you.

1. Do you love me?

2. Do I make you happy?

3. Am I worth it?

4. Do we have a future together?

5. Do you care about my past?

6. Do you think I’m the one?

7. Do you care about my flaws?

8. Am I the best you ever had?

9. Do you admire me?

10. Do you think I’m beautiful?

11. Do you want to know the things nobody else hears?

12. Will you still love me tomorrow?

Getting answers to the above from a man that loves you should not be a difficult task. You don't have to ask as his actions will be enough to convince you.

Source: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/lifestyle/item/702-12-questions-you-never-need-to-ask-a-man-that-loves-you


FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS
.....let me run through the answers 4 u like a boss:
1: more than life itself
2: for now
3: not really, cuz U are not my mom!
4: yes! Until I HAMMER! Then its deuces
5: not @ all
6: are U beyonce? Hell no!
7: Only after I cu.m
8: wait till after I lash amber rose 4 this answer!
9: are you in the military?
10: yes oh?( Always so that I can keep lashing )
11: I've already heard it all watching telemundo with u na?
12: if U see me, til then!

Politics › Re: Pwc Full Forensic Report On NNPC Download Here by funlord(m): 2:27pm On May 06, 2015
shocked I wonder why una wan download or read this SCAM report? That cash don enter voice mail since last year oh!
Politics › Re: Soyinka Denies Blasting The Igbos, Says Whoever Believes He Did Is A slowpoke by funlord(m): 2:24pm On May 06, 2015
grin Only a DUNCE, suffering from neurological damage mixed in with a little dash of psychosis would ever ascribe such a statement to "Kongi the boss"! Nigerians are the easiest set of people to deceive on earth!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Is A Disappointment – Ex-militant Leader, Boyloaf by funlord(m): 2:14pm On May 06, 2015
undecided who send the views of this mbgeke? Abeg journalists should find reasonable human beings to interview not this baker!
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Boys And Girls Can Be Friends by funlord(m): 2:09pm On May 06, 2015
grin of course women and men can be the best of friends! Especially if the woman is ugly! That makes it extremely easy!
Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Habits Ladies Exhibit Immediately You Toast Them by funlord(m):
grin na wa oh! Goons still dey toast? Any girl that can't get with the program in one hour is instantly sent to the recycle bin! No time! As for slaps, the law remains SLAP AND DIE!
Romance › Re: (photo) Can Nigerian Men Be This Romantic?? by funlord(m): 12:28pm On May 06, 2015
If I had not been romantic 9 and a half months ago? How would this little tike have been able 2 see chance 2 ask the question? Ode!!!
Mariecakes:
Sooo cute
angry
Mariecakes:
Sooo cute
Romance › Re: I Am Actually The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by funlord(m): 12:00pm On May 06, 2015
Mrinquisitive:
No body here is as handsome as me tho...with proof
.... Mr F.B.I! Pm me so that I can send some forms for the next "m-net face of africa" competition to your inbox!

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