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Politics › Re: Yoruba Citizens Sent To South East To Learn Trade And Business Skill (pictures) by Funlordjnr: 1:35pm On Oct 22, 2016
There is no way in hell that this thread will not turn into a battle ground for ipob olodos and afonja destitutes very soon! The narrative in the thread is just too tempting...make I wait for them!




**parks keke**



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 10:53am On Oct 22, 2016
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Spy360:
Sadly, he exchanged his BLISTERING TROPHYLESS CAREER for an EPL title. If that is better I don't know. For right now he is in a state of oblivion.

I believe IF HE HAD STAYED he would have helped Arsenal WIN THE LEAGUE, EVEN TWICE and still be relevant, playing only UCL KNOCKOUT STAGE every season.
Such wonderful nonsense!
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Buys Coconut From A Road Side Seller(photos) by Funlordjnr: 10:20am On Oct 22, 2016
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Hollawaley:
As seen on IG.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BL0vr11hOB3/?taken-by=chidinmaekile
I just buy groundnut finish....abeg help me announce am with new thread....e dey my I.g page already!
Celebrities › Re: All They Can Do Is Speak Phonetics- Segun Arinze Slams Nollywood Actors(pic) by Funlordjnr: 10:04am On Oct 22, 2016
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They can also cry and shout a lot!
Celebrities › Re: Inem Peter Flaunts Body In New Pics And Video by Funlordjnr: 10:01am On Oct 22, 2016
This one go sweet to _fuck for the other room!

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**swallows viagra**
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 9:49am On Oct 22, 2016
TRUE DAT!




"To be sacked is football. Many of the best managers have had their moment to be sacked. Of course there are exceptions, but in modern football especially, it can happen to anyone. If it was a club where I gave nothing, I think it would have been more difficult. When I leave a club when in two different periods I gave titles and gave the fans some of the best moments that they have had then you
leave with the feeling 'I have done my job'.




"I don't think they want to, but even if they
want to, they couldn't delete me from
Chelsea history. They belong to my history too. No bad feelings. The owner, he decided to sack me, the fans, they have no power. They show day by day, match after match, that they wanted me, but in this profile of club, the fans have no power. In some clubs, especially in some Latin countries the format of the club, the fans have real power on the board and with the president and owners, but here they have no power so Mr Abramovich decided to sack me, but I left with not one bad word about anyone or anybody at the club.





"Then I waited for what I would prefer which was to stay in England in the Premier League and then I was lucky to have a BIG CLUB like Manchester United." Would I go back to Chelsea for a third spell in charge? "I HOPE NOT, HONESTLY. Because I would like to stay at United for many many years. That would mean probably that I would not be searching for another club in the Premier League, so I HOPE NOT." As for the fans, I don't expect a negative reaction, even going with a United badge and going to fight for points. There is no reason for a bad reaction. If they give me a good reception, I don't know. I'm not their manager anymore. I represent a rival
club.




"It doesn't matter their reaction. I'll be grateful
always. We started so many happy moments,
historical moments for the club. When people
talked about me being sacked, they always sung
my name. I could walk home from games and
never had a bad word said to me.
When the game starts, I'm going to forget it,
the fans will forget it. They'll focus on the
match."





Jose Mourinho.........www.skysports.com







wink. He also added that... " I can only promise those blue sperm _suckers that they shall die tomorrow".........but sky sports no gree include am due to legal reasons!
Politics › Re: Obanikoro Offers To Refund N785m Slush Fund by Funlordjnr: 9:10am On Oct 22, 2016
anonimi:
No one needs to hate your DullardPoo.
He is doing all the self-hate very well all by himself with the corrupt people he surrounds himself with as the grand master capo di tutti capo of all corrupt people.



www.nairaland.com/attachments/3040085_abachaaa_jpegb9b6ace1c002846314b86b3375f466a0


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3441929_img20160227001458_jpeg3fecf627d6b5447631b348f011e59b5a
Apart from defending thieves who no send you, spreading falsehood, making no sense with your out of point posts and posting senseless memes all over nairaland?



What else can you actually do?
Politics › Re: IPOB Wants Buhari's Sack By NAAS by Funlordjnr: 8:58am On Oct 22, 2016
What ipob wants they shall never get! Amen!
Politics › Re: Buhari Is No Hater Of Women – Adeosun, Finance Minister by Funlordjnr: 8:55am On Oct 22, 2016
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SamuelAnyawu:
Confused Government

We THE CORRUPTION LOVING IPOB YOUTHS All Miss GEJ cry cry cry
Fixed!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlordjnr:
Wingback:
mAybe I need glasses but the baby is ugly angry angry angry
I'm not suprised.....the other day when I busted you for your "ibadan lies" in the sexuality section you got my main handle banned....now I'm trying to defend another mans baby and you have also got my "boss kratos" handle banned!


Notice a pattern?



Keep reporting like cnn....I've already made my point! Hopeless Otondo!
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr: 7:22pm On Oct 17, 2016
blues20:
@funlordjnr, do you still wanna go for a ride? I can still bore your impish ass to hell.... waiting for your weak strike. Sub-humans every fucking where. cheesy cheesy cheesy
You are too weak to _fuck with a cyber jaguda such as myself! You and your fellow _morons are all babies in the game of e-life....when the 2 mods came here and saw all the carnage they both left...you know why?.. because they knew that all you ipob beasts of burden were in big trouble! Even after another of your band of brothers in homosexuality called them here in a failed attempt to rescue you from the hangmans noose.....but alas.. it was too late...





Listen kid...go and read through all the adventures of funlord on my real banned account...you shall find all my victims who have been consigned to the dustbin of history, you shall find the cracked ribs and dusty bones of a lot of better equipped warlords...some have deactivated and some always take off once they see my moniker approaching.....you remind me of a housefly...small, dirty, insipid and worthless!



Take your L like a man and get lost from my mentions! You are not worth my shaved pubic hairs...after all you were already robbed by the angels in heaven, since they allowed you to be born into this earth as a lowly, criminally insane, village dwelling, uneducated IPOB BASTARD!



Now..with all due disrespect.._FUCK OFF!
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr: 7:06pm On Oct 17, 2016
So this "demented, _sperm drinking, testes sucking ipob thief" is still here wailing and gnashing his rotten teeth?


What a sad lonely troll! Lmfao...






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Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr:
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ObiofOnitsha:
You stole coogars post word for word. You guys dey fall hand seriously. Na waooo
Are you minding that young idiot? Na me dey even give am small shine..let me put the useless thief on ignore mode till when he fully develops balls like a REAL MAN...
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr:
OwodaRitualist:
progressive01 come here and see how to turn your gods into bush rats.

Lolzzzz cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Will you shut up that public toilet you refer to as a mouth....foolish he goat..you have been caught stealing disses from the internet and you are still bringing more to the table?




This type of your own stupidity must be the post modern version! Maybe all those years of swallowing rotten akpu and getting high on fermented rat piss has finally clogged your faulty brain and caused it to congeal! Anyway your brain is actually a polyp so your severe stupidity can actually be excused atimes! Have you eaten today at all mongrel?




You are so unoriginal and boring! A vapid creature with talons and hooks for fingers that you use in looting ideas! Sorry to disapoint you but I hardly engage plagiarists and vandals....after all I never expected you to know much...you are only an expert when it comes to _penile arguments!



Your pride has been piqued so too bad! Kindly go back to your eastern piggery since I know you live in a pig sty close to the onithsha main market!


Whiny, witless, senseless, thieving wimp!
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr:
OwodaRitualist:
says the bastärd that was conceived by 12 ugly vigilante men. you are a product of a levirate marriage. the man you think is your real dad inherited your mother from his brother. grin grin

this is why your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams. you had to be shovelled out by 12-able bodied men cos you clung to the vagińal wall as you fear the poverty-stricken environment you were about to be born into. cheesy cheesy

Shut up there, your mother was the village witch stationed at the shrine to service all the babalawos when nature calls

Do you know your father. You were belched out of a smelly puksy as big as a well. grin grin


you must have been conceived via anäl sėx and that explains how much of an arsëhole you are. cheesy cheesy
Look at this extremely well trained _moron trying to come at me with lame, tired and photocopied insults from google and past e wars?



I'm not suprised anyway! The ability to use ones wits and affording a sound education are viewed as luxuries in your poverty filled existence! You are a direct descendant of a clan of child rapists, drug smugglers, thieves, rotten akpu eaters and incest lovers! How would one expect you to know anything?


You are so _stupid that even at this your old age your parents still show you how to breathe! Look at all the nonsensical crap you just typed out for christs sake! Always rambling and typing like a completely sozzled idiot!



You are an intellectual pygmy! Your brain is actually a protozoan! In fact when it comes to having wits, deductive reasoning or knowledge you are actually a pauper!



You have no hope child! Just as it was during your childhood as well as your adult life! You are destined to fail! Go and copy some more and come back to view a copy of your obituary!



Good for nothing, disease ridden, scraggly scoundrel!
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr: 12:40pm On Oct 17, 2016
blues20:
See your life. Digging on your mother, no respect for the cursed old man. Sorry.
Now you have resorted to the classic loser technique of using my own posts to spar against me? To probably make up for the intellectual deficiencies you suffer from due to having an expired brain stuck inside that your cone head I guess?




Battling with an award winning _dunce like you is always soporific! You are nothing but a by product of an accidental meeting of the sex organs of your olosho of a mother and one out of your over 1000 fathers!




You are a stupid sod! Just go and sell some gala in traffic and don't allow your cabin chested bravery cause you to deactivate your account later! I will eviscerate you like the wind does to your farts!


Useless ipob jungle bunny
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr: 12:23pm On Oct 17, 2016
blues20:
Why not bury your head inside your mama puna so you can get the satifsaction you looking for. Son of a bastard. A triple bastard.[b][/b] cool
I know you are pained? Just like the same pain your harlot of a mother is currently experiencing due to the savage rogering I gave to her asshole last night... Yes...mission accomplished




Now keep crying over this small lashing I just gave you and after you are done drying your coal particle containing tears, you can go back to making your own anus act as a spitoon for the _cocks of kidnappers, ritualists and drug smugglers!



Useless, good for nothing, gay idiot!
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr: 12:14pm On Oct 17, 2016
OwodaRitualist:
Who is this cursed savage son of a wild beast?
I am what your mother wished she had married instead of that glorified chibok boy you refer to as daddy in your family cave at ogbunike!



Obi pererempe obi? I'm sure you have your own strain of syphillis? After all you are a well known beast from the east that apart from engaging in bestiality with wild animals is also a descendant from a clan of cantankerous cowards!



Now read carefully you this accursed basic _idiot.....come at me with something worthwhile before I decide whether to bury your online persona feet 1st or in an unmarked grave close to okija shrine!




Try again after texting your mummy my new number you washed up stinking ipob warthog!
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr: 11:59am On Oct 17, 2016
blues20:
Sub-Human cheesy grin
You are a weak opponent! Impotent and flaccid just like your _penis and those of your forefathers!


I have been observing you get your nose bloodied and now you are resorting to posting memes? You are definitely a witless bonobo monkey not fit for e sparring!


This Is your lord showing you some candour, go and munch on some ugwu, swallow some akpu or wail somewhere else because you seem literally too stupid to even be alive talkless of to engage in an intellectual discussion with your mental gods!


Now get out of my sight and go and sit in one of the many potholes that your erosion ravaged land has blessed you with! Ipob bastard.........
Politics › Re: Flashback: Enugu Shoa Throws Out Gender Equality Bill by Funlordjnr: 11:36am On Oct 17, 2016
HydrogenForest:
We rule this place.

Any dumb animal out there wana roforofo with me?
The only dumb animal I can spot on this thread is you!


Time to get back into your cage!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Makes Peace With Former Political Foes by Funlordjnr: 5:27am On Oct 09, 2016
Na him sabi........
Politics › Re: James Ibori Leaves UK Prison In December - The Nation by Funlordjnr: 5:23am On Oct 09, 2016
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NgeneUkwenu:
I expect IPOb Yoots to roll out the drums and celebrate one of their own on his arrival from Jail!


Ndi ara!
You are fond of making this mistake all the time! They are not to be called IPOB YOUTHS but rather IPOB BASTARDS!


Comprende?
Politics › Re: Buhari To Hand Over Presidential Jets To NAF by Funlordjnr: 5:19am On Oct 09, 2016
NAF ogas go just fling am........
Politics › Re: Full Details Of Nigerian Secret Police Raid On Federal Judges Revealed by Funlordjnr: 8:51pm On Oct 08, 2016
Abeg the dss should end them completely!

Useless corrupt bastards that only live to deny our country justice!



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 7:44pm On Oct 08, 2016
See as rooney don go embarrass himself again today? Not even funny anymore....



Anyway make I await the review of the blindfolded british press 1st as well as those of our resident "edo m.o.d (rooney affairs)" so that I go see which version of both their spin cycles to know the one wey I go laff pass!



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Politics › Re: Why We Arrested High Ranking Judges – DSS by Funlordjnr: 4:54pm On Oct 08, 2016
Chai!



Did the judge want to buy the supreme court? Which kind of money be dis?


And see that he goat wike trying to jelp them evade justice! No wonder rivers state still looks like zamfara even with all their cash!




shocked
Politics › Re: "I Have No Intentions Of Joining APC'' - Obiano by Funlordjnr: 2:57pm On Oct 08, 2016
I wonder wetin dey pepper this one for body sef?

Abi na "notice me"?


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Politics › Re: Buhari Often Skipped School And Was Always Flogged By Schoolmaster - John Paden by Funlordjnr: 2:48pm On Oct 08, 2016
And so what? Na wa oh..............






By the way who are all those pained frustrated wailers writing crap above me? Na new set?



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Politics › Re: I Don’t Belong To Any Political Party – Obasanjo by Funlordjnr: 7:03pm On Oct 07, 2016
lipsrsealed


Yes....and that is only because you belong to the ogboni party of whatever!
Politics › Re: Flash:Enugu Gets New Female Chief Judge After NJC Suspends Former Chief Judge by Funlordjnr: 7:01pm On Oct 07, 2016
And so what?

sad
Politics › Re: Atiku Hails Withdrawal Of Forgery Case Against Saraki by Funlordjnr: 7:00pm On Oct 07, 2016
Did anyone expect anything less from atiku? He has always been a mega supporter of all forms of corruption!


Otondo!


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