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We send am?



Just quickly lose to hilary and then quietly _fuck off with your out of point assessments!

Abati? Was he not jonathans media abobaku?

I'm not even shocked! Looter vandross........

Otueke ogogoro at work?

If you like die sef, just make sure those yam tubers are returned before you cut out!

See vision wey pass superman own abeg?




This otueke man must have been sipping massive amounts of ogogoro before coming out with this sort of "shackment"(not "statement". !

weedtaker:
no midget no ororo, whick kyn yeye list be dis?



Edited-: taught it was the final 10men to win the award.

Yep...here is the comprehensive list from sky sports.......



2016 balloon d'or short list........







Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)



Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Borussia
Dortmund)



Gareth Bale (Real Madrid)




Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus)




Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)



Kevin De Bruyne (Manchester City)




Paulo Dybala (Juventus)




Diego Godin (Atletico Madrid)





Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid)





Gonzalo Higuain (Juventus)





Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Manchester United)





Andres Iniesta (Barcelona)




Koke (Atletico Madrid)



Toni Kroos (Real Madrid)



Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)



Thomas Muller (Bayern Munich)



Luka Modric (Real Madrid)



Riyad Mahrez (Leicester)



Lionel Messi (Barcelona)



Hugo Lloris (Tottenham)



Dimitri Payet (West Ham)




Paul Pogba (Manchester United)



Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich)



Pepe (Real Madrid)



Neymar (Barcelona)



Rui Patricio (Sporting Lisbon)



Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid)



Luis Suarez (Barcelona)



Jamie Vardy (Leicester)



Arturo Vidal (Bayern Munich)




www.skysports.com

BALOON D'OR SHORTLIST:




The Final 10 on the shortlist :


1 Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich)

2 Neymar (Barcelona)

3 Dimitri Payet (West Ham)

4 Pepe (Real Madrid)

5 Paul Pogba (Manchester United)

6 Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid)

7 Rui Patricio (Sporting Portugal)

8 Jamie Vardy (Leicester City)

9 Arturo Vidal ( Bayern Munich)

10 Luis Suarez (FC Barcelona)





Any complaints by any others here?
Because some strange names dey here oh?

........what the _fuck?

eph12:
All Mourinho had to do was to sharpen our attack. LVG already taught the team how to DOMINATE AND RECYCLE PASSES. Mourinho had one task, make us score goals dazzal. Now everything has collapsed.

BiafraudExposed:
They even said Mr IBU is supporting them. I have the post here

If dey like they should include MR BEAN and mama gee! They shall still remain as a bunch of ignorant bastards that even reasonable igbo people can never take seriously!

Hmmm....integrity!



She is my past project supervisors elder sister so I'm not suprised!


In my university days even her brother professor tallen had the same traits! Their mama and papa born dem well!

I always laugh when I see all these senseless ipob bastardly youths deceiving themselves with their ridiculous and false posts all over social media!



Russia? Na even isis them for say dey back them sef....people that are going to remain and die in nigeria...long live igboland but _fuck biafraland!


If e pain any of una then cry and then die!!!

In a mans life only 3 women are allowed to caution you when you are clearly _fucking up!




1: your mother

2: your sister

3: your wife



Aisha buhari is qualified as his wife and buhari is clearly _fucking up! If he likes he can put his so called "cold war soup" in a deep freezer, na him sabi!



Aisha is a woman with his best interests at heart! Take it or leave it....I don't give a _fuck!

ikp120:
Let me use this opportunity to appeal to my fellow guys in the house, please stop spending money on girlfriend o... Most naija girls of nowadays are out for money, not love... Please let's discourage it.

As for sex and romance. Abeg which day did sex and romance become exclusive to guys... Both guys and girls enjoy it... If tomorrow she say she no dey do again, you will be able to boldly tell her "Okay"... Was it not my Philippine gf that was eager to send me an iPhone, even when I was like I didn't care?

My guys wise up... Relationship is not a career... When a guy tells me that his girlfriend just jilted him, the only thing I ask him is "Did you spend money on her?". If he says "Yes", me myself go sack the guy sharp sharp. My opinion though.

And what the _fuck has this your epistle got to do with the content of this thread?



Abeg just take this sort of trash back to the romance section!

Lana1:
Guy eh!! I think that Kante's goal was the most embarrarssing. As a defender, how "ordinary" Kante go just waste u lai dat?? Smalling disappoint yesterday no be small(no pun intended ).

Anyway's i'm guilty of the "had i known analysis" and i promise to stop . Wont stop lambasting Mourinho if he keeps fuckiing us up tho. That man needs someone to knock sense into his head

Meen.....we no try abeg! And to make matters worse eric bailly don cop knee injury...if its a bad one that may keep him out for months!



Where that bagger wey dey always defend fellaini for here sef? I wan hear wetin him wan talk again....as from now we need to see morgan, bastian, shaw, depay and miki given a chance to impress....all dis blind, fellaini and lingard nonsense has to stop! That lingard na god go punish am!

Man useless......4-0?



What sort of horrendous performance was that for zeus sake?



Abeg abeg....everybody should just park well with all this "had I known analysis" till next weekend and stew in their anger at this embarrassment! Nonsense.......

Hmmmm....no be small wozing we collect for chelsea hand yesterday sha! But such is life, they were the BETTER TEAM and fully deserved those 3 points! That was pathetic from man united! Totally!



We have a lot of work to do, but I still trust jose and the boys to get us back into the champions league! At the same time beatdowns like this can sometimes inspire something in a squad and then they kick on and do big things, I hope this is the case...




Anyway nihilist your papa there!










**continues munching humble shawarma**

"Sell rooney? No, never. I will never make that decision. A player of his stature, a player of his history in the club will never get to the point where club or manager want to
make that decision for him. I put him [Rooney] on the bench for 3 matches in a row. That is hard for him, hard for me, so that is being ruthless, to put in my mind the interests of the team in front of the players prestige and status. In this case even legend.





To put on the bench a player with the numbers he has for club and country is hard. But as we were saying before, this is an industry where the people who lead, sometimes in a correct decision, sometimes not correct decisions, but in our mind the decisions we think is the best for the team."





His constant changing of positions? I think it then created a bit of a doubt in relation to his role, to his position, to his future and I think players especially in moments of less confidence, they need to be clear in his head. He cannot be jumping from No 6 to No 9, or No 9 to No 10, or No 9 to No 6. For me, he is an attacking player. What is an attacking player for me? For him, a 9 or 10. Play No 6, play in midfield, not with me unless we need it and unless we ask him to do that, but with me, I want the ideas completely clear. He is a second striker, plays behind the striker or as a striker. That's what I think is Wayne Rooney."




I also think he's paying for his success. He had so many successes in his career. He brought
his expectation levels to such a level that people probably think he has to perform in every match, every week, every month, every season at the same level. For me, that's a problem. I think in this country it happens to everyone, it is just your nature, you build people, you kill people, you build again and you destroy again! And I think it is just the nature of the business, especially in football."






Jose Mourinho.............www.skysports.com










**All Na wash!**

_Fuck chelsea!



Since revenge is a dish best served cold then I expect jose should be rummaging through his fridge of doom right now to search for what type of icy poundo or jollof to use in force feeding those blue _twats


Its 3 points or nothing! This one is personal so the lads need to do it for the boss!


United 4 life..................................

Abati and his boss jonathan are just 2 big idiots!

No be only spirits na gandolf been dey run the villa sef.....Nonsense!

anonimi:
WHEN will you publicly share the asset declaration form of your corruption-fighting "only saviour"
Almost two years gone and STILL WAITING for the fulfilment of a campaign PROMISE that will cost him nothing!

So what is contained in this report?

www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-34150508

You have an excellent way of fooling yourself on this nairaland with all these your senseless memes, spread of lies, propaganda and misinformation and constant ebele the buffoon inspired bad belle!



Unfortunately for your ipob confused ilk there are some of us here that can help you to cure such post modern displays of brazen stupidity with cold hard facts!




Oya, start to cry and begin to call me zombie as usual instead of defending your pathetic self and your penchant for lying!


Award winning _Wanker!

modath:
Paid for what exactly?

Speaking eloquent "TIAOWNGLISH"

Even me sef don dey fear, and I been no even see 1500 recharge card from all those billions oh?


PMB........End them one time!

We also don't believe you did not partake in the looting of over 4.9 billion with your fellow bandits like obanikoro!


Or how you see am?

satelliteDISH:
What evil did our neighbours do to Nigeria. If it were France or Germany, Buhari would've sent a message to them in less than one hour to offer support to them, but beside us here a tradegy with over 100 lives lost happen and our government is behaving as if they are not aware of it.

Nna sharrap and go and baff and go to church!









***Knocks the Otimkpus skull....***

I must end the careers of those ungrateful blue bastards today! There is no love lost between us so me and the lads are going to be extremely brutal in our approach to the game at stamford bridge.
In fact I can as well say that the bridge is over!


Its 3 points or nothing....and lest I forget...its united for life!


Jose mourinho...............cnn.com

blues20:
My wife.....

Sorry I'm not gay like you so stop confusing me with your real wife in faggotry!


You must be mistaking me for your lover "oworitualist" or whatever the _fuck you call him!


Kindly go back to drinking your _sperm shake in peace! I have already buried you once this week so I don't need to exhume your rotten ipob corpse again! That would be animal cruelty!


Get lost!

Nbote:
And wen some of una likes came online to testify how he now has to switch off his fridge most of U were quick to jump on the buttlicking and praise singing. Anoda pesin don talk as e dey do am and all u came up with is dis crap? Since it's his _fucking business why u run com comment _fucking rubbish?

Wetin dis bonobo monkey dey yarn abeg?


Mechionu there!

BUHARImyDOG:
ZOMBIE

your left nyash there you voted a senile old enough to be your great grand father who has destroyed everything within a twinkle of an eye.

The thing don pain you sha?


Lmfao!!!

BUHARImyDOG:
SEE AS I USED 2G TO GRAB FTC WHAT A MIRACLE




The Dog called #za oza rum is fighting opposition s with effc and dss ,Nigerians are suffering yet people are pretending as if everything is ok.

The value of Naira you are holding dropped by 70% over one year yet you are still blaming
GEJ. We kept complaining of bad economic policies ,
nepotism and massive corruption within the powers
that be , they said our mouth is smelling. 21 girls were
hurriedly released to avert the impact of Aisha's wailing.
No, we are not fools . Senate should do the right thing
and give Nigeria another leader. Good morning into
realty.

Mr man shut up if you have nothing reasonable to say abeg! You just used your ftc status to infect this thread with pure unadulterated nonsense!



Has ffk ever even bought you a N200 recharge card? Or it was obama that credited his account and those of all the other bandits with 4.9 billion just for fun? Using your almost expired mb to defend the same people that are responsible for you surviving on gala and coke while they will be eating lobster after _fucking your girlfriend......



Wailing otondo!

NaijaEfcc:
after comatic and worst form of epileptic power supply, my fridge became useless, in other to make useful again, I had to do the needful!! am still thinking of what to do with my electric bulbs, iron and other stuffs, especial thanks to minister of darkness babatunde fashola and our hard working president Buhari and his faithful Zombies, to all Zombies may God handle your life the way Buhari is handling Nigeria!

Go and hustle hard like your mates and go and buy a generator or an inverter and stop posting crap! Has there been constant light in naija since the 80's?



By they way your fridge.... your _fucking business how you utilise it!