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sinizia:
Funlordmaniac looks only at his goals but not his misses, lack of pace or his laziness. If we succeed in coming to UCL next season, when we meet elite defenders Zlatan will easily be subdued.

For where? I'm also looking at his output...assists for team mates, through passes, hold up play, goals! By the way which striker no dey miss....no one can play at 10 over 10 in every match! Without zlatan we would actually be 11th by now....all the other strikers at the club have failed us more than he has....there is no I in TEAM! Zlatan till 2019 sef

chrisley024:
He should be a backup not the main CF

A backup that scores 20 goals by febuary? He should even be given a partner on his level that would ease the burden..Abeg no make me pour my gulder for body!

Where is that siniza dat was saying zlatan should be sold? That's his 20th goal of the season.....

ZLATI GOOOOAL!

2-0....

SUPREME GOALISIMOOO!!!!

Dis Mata is mad! That could have easily been a red card!

Very tepid start!

Nihilist:
I'm not sure I do.

Can you mention the name please?

Never!!!

Oasis007:
Who do prefer as LWF between him and Rashford?!

Neither! I would prefer Jose just let's martial or rashford play next to Zlatan and also look for goals...I don't really feel them on the wings! I think they can both do better searching for goals rather than putting in crosses from the wings which they hardly do anyway! Martial even has that Luis suarez type of unpredictability factor..and can dribble!

Nihilist:
Who is this you're talking about?

You know who! I am honest in all my assessments as you know! Where is the martial from last season? Where is the focus, goals, skill moves etc? I'm not the one that told him to get caught _fucking skanks...let him leave all that _shit in the closet aand get back to what he was!

Oasis007:


But he's not playing bad?!

He has not played well enough to warrant a starting spot and his attitude in private has also started getting on everyone's nerves!

prince9851:
Yusuf abubakar Usman aka funlordmaniac my fellow Yoruba Muslim, I tank u for wat u are doing, we must keep trying to discourage dis ipob touts from leaving our bulletproof Yoruba skulls behind..they must give up and stay with us by fire by force..masha Allah!

I am not a yoruba muslim and I don't find anything wrong in being yoruba or igbo but I know you are definitely an akpu muncher from the lost tribe of jewish ipob Ugandans afraid to identify himself in public! Try to stop being a coward and be proud to identify with your tribe okay boy? Goodbye nwokem!

cstr55:
Get off me, you stinking afonja.
You expect me to enter a convo with your amala addled self. ? This is my last reply to you.

Why is this frustrated and pained ipob tout always crying all over nairalands politics section? I hope you are on some form of medication? Ndo....

asuustrike2009:
GEJ is far better than PMB. The Igbo's were not foolish to support him

Yes they may not have been foolish to support him but why are the Igbos always happy to support foolish candidates or foolish political decisions?

Biafraordeath:
DSS director Chiranchi who publicly manhandled Nnamdi Kanu in 2015 is dead, due to prayers of Biafrans



The Kano state Director of the Department of State Services, Abdullahi Chiranchi who was seen publicly assaulting the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra during his first court appearance in 2015 suddenly and mysteriously died on Saturday in Kano.

Abdullahi who died at the age of 56, suddenly collapsed and died on Saturday, there were no signs of prior illness, his body was taken to Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital where he was confirmed dead by doctors.

Mr. Abdullajhi's remains has been taken away from the hospital and transported to his hometown, Chiranchi in Katsina state for burial.

Source http://www.freennamdikanu.com/2017/02/dss-director-chiranchi-who-publicly.html?m=1
Our website owner by Uche Mefor.


Please umu nnem make sure u like my profile photo

So it normally takes 2 years for most "senseless ipob death wishes" to come true! Mumu.....

BabaCommander:
CONGRATULATIONS TO LAURETTA ONOCHIE ON HER TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE.

At 69, Personal Assistant to President Buhari ties the nuptial for the 5th time.
Lauretta Onochie is definitely a lady with a unique style. She does things her own way all the time.
Even her own traditional wine-carrying was different. She bought the wine herself.
And she took it to the man's house in Eva water bottles.
She then poured out the wine for herself and the man.
And they drank happily to their marriage.
The picture below shows Onochie drinking the wine she served herself, while the groom stood by totally confused, yet happy.
Whether you like it or not, you have to respect this woman's unique style.
We must all congratulate her on her new marriage and we pray this is her last marriage.

Are you paid to lie and fool yourself everyday on nairaland? Because you are quite good at your job....you deserve some form of compensation!

MonPro:
yoruba muslims pro-dullards will lament this.

Was your heart broken by one ewedu eating yoruba muslim babe with big ass called folake?

Because the eternal painment you have over these oduduwa people no be for here! Abeg take heart.....

rafhell:
Is the president finally back? The suffering in the land is too much.

Why don't you just ask amadioha? Or una no be friends again?

Why the hell has benfica paid this "Victor lindelhof" guy to remove a minimum release clause from his current contract? Or have they finally agreed to sell him to us for £50m?

Strange!

prahcetomi:
Wen Dis match go start nau...

5pm

Oasis007:
I think United should go for AGUERO or IHENACHO in the Summer! I'm kinda sure their Days are numbered at City!

Abeg pm me that your dealer number....

elampiro:
. Maybe Mourinho benches Martial because he doesn't want the lad to meeting his scoring target when we will pay more money to Monaco

And this will help mourinho how exactly?

Fedayeen02:
Our Police is more corrupt than any police on earth and Hell fire since buhari came in and used selective justice and nepotism to destroy it.


Buhari you will suffer for the pains you are inflicting on Nigerians

Ride on Wike because you refused to allow them to USURP you through the back door

A man that was caught threatening to kill government officials? ( you will soon call it audio shop) Trying to save a corrupt judge from arrest? Caught bribing state house of reps officials? Is currently under investigation by the dss with a litany of corruption allegations against him is who you think they are trying to usurp through the back door? Do these crimes and the behaviour of this lunatic governor sound as if they should be allowed to go on for 2 terms?

Receive sense small boy!

He is at someone's office but nairaland o.p's have remixed it into being at the u.s house of Representatives? Odiegwu....

When these loot loving bastards are caught that's when we start to discover that they have AIDS, are actually cripples or were being forced to return money that they did not steal just because the efcc's office had no dstv or ac! The bastard should take it take it that the interest they collected from him was part of the interest the cash generated when it was lying in his account and also for the stress the govt has faced in trying to catch them all! Bloody lying rogue...

Best president that was voted out by 90 percent of his country men and women for being the BEST? Anyway the op and most the people who agree with his logic that commented above me are well known _morons so I'm not suprised!

No reasonable person even takes whatever that drunkard from otueke even says anymore...including his kids!

makydee:
I was going to type an epistle to you, but I was like is this sh¡t worth it?

You need to stop making fundamental mistakes. I'm not your sister or gf so dont mistake me as one. Trying to form smart do you even know the worth of 500 cedis?!
Mr dumbo, I don't blame you honestly, I BLAME YOUR ANCESTORS WHO DECIDED TO BLESS YOU WITH THE FOOLISHNESS OF A COMMUNITY. Don't bother displaying your stupidity on my mention cos I won't grace your stupidity with a reply. Asshole!

Daddy come and see oh?

Hmmm matic and co again? When shall it end?....well it seems this weekend is finally it for you blue _twats...beat those gayner ex wives of yours and cruise to the title! Lose to them and spark some more life into the title race for the top 3 at least....the choice is yours...although I for one would be rooting for you all since you have actually been the most consistent mofos out of the lot and deserve it! Suprisingly it was the loss to arsenal that led conte to discover the current working formation for his players so it's only right to at least try to return the favour to Arsene and hope a similar spanking may help them finish 4th at least!

Roll on supreme Saturday!