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At last our super Falcons can prove to Mikel and oda species of snail that Nigeria still has well talented stars capable of winning the World Cup!!!

Great talent!!! But wait o, una no wan make I chop water mellon again?

Proud to be an African. But Op, did u say Algeria is the largest country in Africa? I think say na Naija o

O boy ye! Na front page be this *Dancing azonto on Lagos-Badagry express way*

Gosh!!! Na im be say Our Girls {Super Falcons} no go play U-20 world cup be that oo, Fifa why na Pls remove the ban oooo, diaris God oooo

Mehn! This is both educative and hilarious

Mehn na front page be this? *Dancing azonto on Lagos-Kotonou express way*

Man still dey find food to chop u come dey ask am which kind food im prefer make im dog dey chop!!!. Dey there dey na, as for my neighbours bingo, our pit latrine na him second house be that oo. The dog is just independent when ever it comes to feeding, eating wateva it sees sotey d dog name don turn O-Y-O. Infact if u see where d dog dey bark ba, chai, if u get money u go gv d owner make e go buy am fud cus u dnt want to be responsible 4 d death of a dog!!!

When you been the chop oyel money, nobody hear ur voice, now whey oyel money wan swell ur stomach, u come remember say nairaland dey exist!! Am sure when he was wit u, most of ur status reads "I'VE GOT D BEST GUY". "YOU BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME", e.t.c, well, if ur brain stil dey function, then follow wat u feel is the best for u. *my 2 cents*

Brazil will unleash its anger on Netherlands today, they will wipe tears off the face of their fans today. Watchout for Brazil. Brazil 2:1 Netherlands in the second half!

matify: You must be deluded or on some adulterated anti-psychotic medications.

You can not sit in the comfort of your room far from any of the states under the current state of emergency and be spewing such quantum of ignorance and profligacy.

I feel it and I know what I am succinctly trying to make your atrophic grey matter assimilate before you incur the wrath of other Nairalanders who will ruin your Saturday for you .

If you have nothing better to contribute other than to deny the obvious, and hibernate in a" fool's paradise",please leave this thread because the next time you reply me with such invective , you will hate the arsenal of innuendo I will unleash on you.

FACE REALITY MAN !!!

. O boy see finishing!!! Chai! There is God o

Wetin concern me? Mtcheeew *continues sipping my kwunu*

If Mikel leaves Chelsea, belheve u me, he wuld become one of the best midfielders in the world!!!. The fact that Mikel had a bad world cup does not mean he cant improve, am sure if he goes to a team where he is celebrated, mark my words, he wuld later be bought by a very big team in England!!!

Cortana don carry F9 for this prediction oooooo, who wan bet me? If Argentina no win this world cup, make Seun ban me!!! Quote me on sunday by 10pm

Omou see as that black guy for right just dey copys copys that oda guy works, chai there is God o! Bauchi state governor, there is God o, all those state allocation fund u are choping, there is God o, now the J.s.s3 students who are supposed to be writin dia Jssce, are writtin on the floor and u are quiet You were nt informed too Chai governor there is God ooooo

Argentina wins!!!!!

Netherlands begin pack ur loads oooo

Roben!!!

Messi!!!!!

Shout outs to all those who are already catching high blood pressure!!!

And the match goes into penalty shoot outs.... Like if u want Argentina to win.

Off target

See the way Netherland players dey mark Messi like waec script!!!

This keeper there is God ooooo

15 minutes left...... Argentine's time

So far, so good!!! Kudos to d way d Argentines are controlling d game...... Like if u want Argentina to win

Wetin be d answer?

Hahahahahahaha

*I didnt miss church through out this semester, I never missed church* What even brought church matter into this? I think he is still strongly under the influence of dat grass {igbo} he took. Lock him up in a rum {jail} through out his life!!! Simple

My dad asked me if it was handball or basketball Hahaha

O boy laff wan tear my belle oooo