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1. The way Brazil is going down, they will soon discover oil. 2. Now I know why gals that wear Brazilian hair dont have goals in life. 3. I dreamt last night that Germany wined Brazil 7-1, but thank God it was just a dream, so when will the real match start today. 4. Am glad Super Eagles didnt qualify cus if the Germans spelt "SCOLARI" with goals, then they wuld have spelt "STEPHEN OKECHUKW KESHI". And u know wat dat means!!!. 5. I think this cup shuld be given to Brazil's fan for endurin the hotness of dia seats for full ninety minutes...... Laff wan tear my belle oooo

Front page after 3 weeks on nairaland? *dancing skelewu on Lagos-Kotonou express road*

Germany there is God ooo, all this goals whey u dey wipe Brazil for their home, hmmm, there is God o

Soloter: 1.If a drug addict becomes a lunatic - we can then conclude that his destination is Hellfire. why? the Bible has warned us against polluting the temple of God, "Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are. 1 Corinthians 3:16,17(KJV)." , therefore, one who refused to accept this injunction when insaned, shall rot in hell.
2. insanity is occasioned by demon- possession and demons will only possess those who have rejected the Son of God- Christ. for the Bible says "You are of God, my little children, and you have overcome them because he who is in you is greater than he who is in the world" 1John 4:4.
Conclusively, one's believe and state before madness will determine where he'll spend eternity.

. Guy u are just on point! Infact come collect dis kwunu finish am!

Muslims, dance nd end the music u so much wanted played na!! Child marriage- u marry a gal u are old enough to be his grandfada, u bang her day nd night, she sees her mate going to skul nd all she does is wear her hijab like an Abakaliki masquerade, cook 4 u, wash ur clothes nd most annoying, get beaten up wen she commits d slightest offence. And u expect her to accept it? Just fold her hands nd watch u turn her to slave in d 21st century Well, am not sayin wat she did was right, rada am just saying dat muslims shuld enjoy their music of child marriage!! Simple. Happy sunday pals

50 terrorists and 12 soldiers feared killed in a gun battle? Well, was SheCOW among d killed terrorists? Our gallant men are dying evryday, and our oga at d top are busy chopping d money meant to use in equiping this guys!!! There really was a country!. #Biafra tins on ma mind.

Nigerians wetin be una own sef When he does nothing, u call him clueless, when he is doing, u bring forth all manner of criticisms. As far as am concerned, GEJ has done and is doing what no president in dis country has ever done, despite all d massive bombing and killing goin on dis country, Gej's govrnment has recorded a lot of development, progress and a lot of goodies which has raised dis country from dust and slavery, to the richest country in Africa!!! So my dear, criticising him wont help matters, rather, let us praise him so he can feel happy doing others 4 us. All thesame, GEJ till 2019!!

So I made front page Unbelievable!! *dancing azonto on Lagos-Kotonou express way*

This is amazing!!!! Looks like its a magic..... Cant believe its true

U have twenty four hours, u use 20 to type this poo and I take two minutes to read it, JOBLESSNESS CAPITALISM!

Ofcourse, but if nods head nko I go win 2 million abi?

And the shit made front page I tink nairaland has not fully recovered from that attack!!!

Go and tell ur brodas to release our gals, also tell Buhari, Atiku, Tinubu and Babangida to stop sponsoring those demons. Dont forget to also tell them Jonathan will not only win 2015 elections, but will continue to lead Nigeria till 2019 after which he would happily hand the power to an Igbo man. No candidate of the "Association of Past Criminals will ever hold power in this country again, never!!! You uneducated nincompoos thought that by taking away 276 gals to a nice house, locking them up there and feeding them till ur selfish nd demonic aims wil be achieved, will make Nigerians to ever tink of voting an aboki into power to enslave them like they were doing b4 2011 again? I advise u to wake up from ur dream cus the day has broken. Taaaaaa me vote an aboki into power again Tufiakwa!!! Me vote a man that vowed to make Nigeria ungovernable?? God forbid!. GEJ till 2019!!

The circumstances surroundin dis abduction saga has loop-holes, I mean, one wuld not be wrong if he says that no gal was abducted in the first place. For example; 1. Till date, the actual number of gals kidnapped is not yet known. 2. Till date, the almighty u.s.a hasnt even known where these gals are. 3. It took bokoharam about 2 weeks to claim responsibility of d abduction saga. 4. It took bokoharam just one night to transport nearly 300 gals into sambisa forest, yet its taking our gallant soldiers who fought nd restored peace in many countries, more than two months to enter same forest. Why. 5. How come even after the abduction saga {even when d state is under SOE}, the bokoharam stil parade and killed more than 300 ppl in Ngala near Chibok without the military intervening? Killing more than 300 ppl and burning houses wuld take not less than 2 hours, how come the military didnt know about it In a state under S.O.E?? All thesame, if truelly these gals were abducted, I pray that b4 the end of dis month, we wuld celebrate dia return in Jesus name amen!!! Like if u also wish their return.

Incase u wuld like to go, just come over to Nyanya park and stand at exactly d place where dat bomb exploded, wait there 4 a bus which wuld take u straight to Chibok skul where u wuld sleep 4 two days rest, then the next bus which is arranged to take u straight to sambisa forest wuld come there, driven by Shekau himself. Happy journey!!!

Na my leg you dey pull abi na my hand?? Na my leg I use dey scroll am? Annointed mugu!

#On a mission to ensure u are banned for making me waste my mb!!!

Mine was that type whey resemble punk. Back then, they wuld barb evrytin whey resemble hair 4 our head, nd then leave a smal portion of it on d front, mehn, come see niggar for those days na!!!

I think that "said man" shuld raped by two homosexuals who have been starved frm sex for fifteen years. Maybe after then, he wuld undastand that Rome was not built in a day!!

Gud information, but they say; dont go about telling people ur problems cus 70% of the people dont care, and 27% are glad u have them. Only 3% are ready to hear u out. Well, as 4 me, I tink I dont even know if online shopin wil ever come to my mind after all the 419 evrywhere. Tufia! Am I no longer a Nigerian

71% for real Who did that calculation?? Was it with ruler or tape they u used in measuring it Is it the FG roads in all the states or the ones in Abuja?? Besides, picture or......... You know na!:-)

Nice move by China, Islam is the worst calamity dat has befallen dis earth!

How does this change d fact that kuli kuli is the best wen it comes to garri drinking?? Park well jare, "seriously siping ma kwunu"*

Lighter ke?? Bomb ni

Nice but dried joke!! Next....

R.i.p to the deceased

Full time. Argentina wins!!

Last hope 4 Switzerland!!

Goal!!!!!

Wao!

Nice shot!!

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