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Christianity Etc › Re: Spiritual Digest For The Day 17th Of August 2014 by Funniez: 8:56am On Aug 17, 2014
Make I book space first, make I digest am b4 I go comment.
Culture › Re: Culture Shock: Have You Ever Experienced It? by Funniez: 7:26am On Aug 16, 2014
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Culture › Re: Why Are You Proud To Be Nigerian? by Funniez: 6:08am On Aug 15, 2014
Like if u are proud of Nigeria yet cant find d reason behind it.
Education › Re: OOU Students On Protest Over The Reduction Of School Fee by Funniez: 4:39pm On Aug 14, 2014
I comment my reserve
Agriculture › Re: Dame Jonathan Commissions Nigeria’s Newly Acquired Fishing Vessel by Funniez: 6:09am On Aug 14, 2014
Where is her speech na, I dey miss am. Like if u also want d op to include her speech.
Fashion › Re: What Is The Name Of Your Body Cream? by Funniez: 6:02am On Aug 14, 2014
Like if u dey use vaseline like me.
Family › Re: Right Handedness VS Left Handedness. by Funniez: 5:46am On Aug 12, 2014
I dey come, make I finish this my dream whey I become president of Nigeria, first b4 I go come comment.
Family › Re: Is Unconditional Love Practical In Marriage by Funniez: 5:37am On Aug 12, 2014
Unconditional love in naija? *yawns nd goes bak to sleep*
Health › Re: Ebola: FG To Employ 490 E.h.officers To Man Border Comm. by Funniez:
O boy! I almost made it today, chai, no wahala, I must get there someday.
Politics › Re: Four Rail Lines’ll Be Completed This Year –FG by Funniez: 9:08am On Aug 11, 2014
GEJ is working, Haters are hating, Apc is loosing, FG is impeaching, ebola is killing, bokoharam bombing and u are there typing jagons. GEJ TILL TINUBU BECOMES THE U.S PRESIDENT.
Sports › Re: FIFA U-20 Women : Nigeria Score Fastest Goal by Funniez: 7:11am On Aug 10, 2014
murimoney: .
o boy u wicked o
Sports › Re: FIFA U-20 Women : Nigeria Score Fastest Goal by Funniez: 7:10am On Aug 10, 2014
Omou na Front page be dis?? *running round Alaba market unclad*
Health › Re: Before You Continue To Drink The Rumoured Salt & Water Ebola Cure - READ This.. by Funniez: 4:46am On Aug 09, 2014
Joining Nairaland is one of the great achievements I've made dis year. Learning new tins evryday
Business › Re: MTN Makes $6.7bn In Six Months With A 21.5% Rise In Nig, 7% Loss In South Africa by Funniez: 4:42am On Aug 09, 2014
So this is how they do it ooo chai. Them go send u one mumu text say make u send just ordinary "WIN TO 3880 AND WIN AN AEROPLANE". Chai empty-hen, diaris God o
Politics › Re: Osun Poll Today, What Is Happening In Your Area? by Funniez: 4:34am On Aug 09, 2014
Make I book space first. *goes bak to sleep*
Politics › Re: Fashola Inspects Isolation Unit For Ebola Virus Patients. PICS by Funniez: 4:32am On Aug 09, 2014
Mehn na front page be thishuh Chai!. Who say me nd u no go make am 4 dis life?? Make e go hug transformer jare
Politics › Re: Fashola Inspects Isolation Unit For Ebola Virus Patients. PICS by Funniez: 4:31am On Aug 09, 2014
Mehn na front page be thishuh Chai!. Who say I wont make it in life?? Make e go hug transformer jare
Jokes Etc › Re: Ebola Madness by Funniez: 12:18pm On Aug 05, 2014
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Health › Re: Ebola Virus Scare in Ogun State by Funniez: 11:26am On Aug 04, 2014
To be frank, I am very grateful to God for making me discover this website called nairaland, evryday am updated abt d latest news nd important informations in Naija. Tanx to God nd to Seun. Back to d topic, what can I say that have not being said? Wel, God help us
Politics › Re: FG Adds 370m Gas Supply To Generate 5,000MW By December by Funniez: 7:23am On Aug 03, 2014
I go comment by december, when they wuld have done it. *tap me when they have generated it*
Business › Re: Bombs From Abuja To Nairobi Fail To Slow Africa’s Markets by Funniez: 5:57pm On Aug 01, 2014
date1816: 2.These are Verses of the manifest Book (that makes clear truth from falsehood, good from evil, etc.).
3.We recite to you some of the news of Musa (Moses) and Fir'aun (Pharaoh) in truth, for a people who believe (those who believe in this Qur'an, and in the Oneness of Allah).
4.Verily, Fir'aun (Pharaoh) exalted himself in the land and made its people sects, weakening (oppressing) a group (i.e. Children of Israel) among them, killing their sons, and letting their females live. Verily, he was of theMufsidun(i.e. those who commit great sins and crimes, oppressors, tyrants, etc.).
5.And We wished to do a favour to those who were weak (and oppressed) in the land, and to make them rulers and to make them the inheritors,
6.And to establish them in the land, and We let Fir'aun (Pharaoh) and Haman and their hosts receive from them that which they feared.
7.And We inspired the mother of Musa (Moses), (saying): "Suckle him [Musa (Moses)], but when you fear for him, then cast him into the river and fear not, nor grieve. Verily! We shall bring him back to you, and shall make him one of (Our) Messengers."
8.Then the household of Fir'aun (Pharaoh) picked him up, that he might become for them an enemy and a (cause of) grief. Verily! Fir'aun (Pharaoh), Haman and their hosts were sinners.
9.And the wife of Fir'aun (Pharaoh) said: "A comfort of the eye for me and for you. Kill him not, perhaps he may be of benefit to us, or we may adopt him as a son." And they perceive not (the result of that).
10.And the heart of the mother of Musa (Moses) became empty [from every thought, except the thought of Musa (Moses)]. She was very near to disclose his (case, i.e. the child is her son), had We not strengthened her heart (with Faith), so that she might remain as one of the believers.
11.And she said to his [Musa's (Moses)] sister: "Follow him." So she (his sister) watched him from a far place secretly, while they perceived not.
12.And We had already forbidden (other) foster suckling mothers for him, until she (his sister came up and) said: "Shall I direct you to a household who will rear him for you, and sincerely they will look after him in a good manner?"
13.So did We restore him to his mother, that she might be delighted, and that she might not grieve, and that she might know that the Promise of Allah is true. But most of them know not.
14.And when he attained his full strength, and was perfect (in manhood), We bestowed on himHukman(Prophethood, right judgement of the affairs) and religious knowledge [of the religion of his forefathers i.e. Islamic Monotheism]. And thus do We reward theMuhsinun(i.e. good doers - see the footnote of V.9:120).
15.And he entered the city at a time of unawareness of its people, and he found there two men fighting, - one of his party (his religion - from the Children of Israel), and the other of his foes. The man of his (own) party asked him for help against his foe, so Musa (Moses) struck him with his fist and killed him. He said: "This is ofShaitan's (Satan) doing, verily, he is a plain misleading enemy."
16.He said: "My Lord! Verily, I have wronged myself, so forgive me." Then He forgave him. Verily, He is the Oft-Forgiving, the Most Merciful.
17.He said: "My Lord! For that with which You have favoured me, I will never more be a helper for theMujrimun(criminals, disobedient to Allah, polytheists, sinners, etc.)!"
18.So he became afraid, looking about in the city (waiting as to what will be the result of his crime of killing), when behold, the man who had sought his help the day before, called for his help (again). Musa (Moses) said to him: "Verily, you are a plain misleader!"
19.Then when he decided to seize the man who was an enemy to both of them, the man said: "O Musa (Moses)! Is it your intention to kill me as you killed a man yesterday? Your aim is nothing but to become a tyrant in the land, and not to be one of those who do right."
. If you dont know what to comment, just read and leave than spew this rubbish.
Business › Re: Bombs From Abuja To Nairobi Fail To Slow Africa’s Markets by Funniez: 5:47pm On Aug 01, 2014
Abeg there is a reason why SUMMARY was included in waec corriculumn.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS : Jonathan Appoints AIG Suleiman Abba As New Inspector General Of Police by Funniez: 6:38am On Aug 01, 2014
I dey come, make I book space first................thislandisnot4sale
Jokes Etc › Re: Racism............ by Funniez: 11:54pm On Jul 31, 2014
Seun u see wetin u cause ba?? Well, ass, why not go with ur black ass like my grandma's pot to a Ghanian website nd show ur stupidity there. Atleast this is a Nigerian website
Business › Re: Entrepreneurs Going To NYSC Camps For Business by Funniez: 8:17pm On Jul 31, 2014
Front page after visiting nairaland for d 106th time todayhuh Chai! Dancing skelewu on Lagos-Kotonou express way"
Travel › Re: Guangzhou Nan (south) Railway Station: An Architectural Masterpiece by Funniez: 6:26pm On Jul 31, 2014
I feel like weeping for this country called Nigeria
Politics › Re: Benue State Workers To Begin Strike Over Salary Deduction. by Funniez: 7:14am On Jul 30, 2014
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Politics › Re: Arrested Suspect Reveals That Dokubo Asari Paid Them To Kill Buhari by Funniez: 4:42pm On Jul 29, 2014
Chai! Greatest lie of the century!! So d so-called suspect survived d bomb blasthuh Chai! So d guy don become Bruce-lee abi?? After detonating a bomb, you survived without even any wound while abt 80 persons diedhuh Chai! And even after ur survival, u culdnt even get away frm d scene, but hanged around and was caughthuh And then after being beaten by old police men, u quicky chose Asari Dokubu who is in far away south-south as ur sponsorerhuh Now pls answer d folowin: 1. What is ur relationship with Dokubo?. 2. Who are the other four persons and where did he give u guys d money?. How did u survive d blast? I mean a BOMB blasted by yourselfhuh And b4 I forget, I tink this is d kind of ppl we want on our front line troops so dat they can survive bokoharam bomb blasts nd move on into Sambisa forest... My 2 cents
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Pastor Boasts Of Ebola Cure! by Funniez:
Well, give to Ceaser what is Ceasers and to God what is God's.. We bliv that with God all tins are possible, but Jesus always say: by your faith, you are healed". So, what if the person to be healed doesnt have enof faith?? You wuld only be endagerin d lives of ur church members and the nation at large..... My 2 cents.
Health › Re: No Nigerian Infected With Ebola Virus - Health Ministry by Funniez: 3:27pm On Jul 29, 2014
Well hope its true, cus if na lie..... Well make e just be true.

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