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Celebrities › Re: Pics: Linda Ikeji's Kid Brother, Peks, Poses In Front Of Sister's Mansion by funnynation(m): 5:20pm On Dec 11, 2015
Small pikin dressin like me.. Though maybe he still dey bed-bug her sister
Romance › Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn Ons And Offs In A Lady? by funnynation(m): 5:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
Na money dey turn me on.. No bi only naija babes
Romance › Re: Meet The 10 Nollywood Acts Who Are University Lecturers by funnynation(m): 5:11pm On Dec 11, 2015
Wey d rest? Sam Dede
Computers › Re: 15 Keyboard Shortcuts Every Computer Geek Should Know by funnynation(m): 5:08pm On Dec 11, 2015
2rutalk1:
Ctrl + D = Duplicate Ctrl + Enter = page break Shift + F3 = Change case (capital or small letters) ctrl + 1 = single line spacing ctrl + 5 = 1 1/2 line spacing ctrl + 2 = double line spacing ctrl + i = italics ctrl + o = open saved documents ctrl + u = underline ctrl + G = To group
ctrl+G= Go to
Computers › Re: 15 Keyboard Shortcuts Every Computer Geek Should Know by funnynation(m): 5:04pm On Dec 11, 2015
Op pls ctrl +D is not for Delete.. We use it to dublicate object and also to bring out "font dialogue box". I can beat my chest that I ve 100 keyboard shortcut off-hand
Crime › Re: Rev. King Will Know Whether He Will Live Or Die On Feb. 26 by funnynation(op): 11:11pm On Dec 10, 2015
Good one
Crime › Rev. King Will Know Whether He Will Live Or Die On Feb. 26 by funnynation(op): 11:10pm On Dec 10, 2015
The Supreme Court, sitting in Abuja on Thursday, December 10, 2015, fixed February 26, 2016 for judgment in the appeal filed by the General Overseer of the Christian Praying Assembly, Rev. Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, a.k.a Reverend King, challenging the judgement of a Lagos High Court sentencing him to death by hanging.
The apex court presided over by Justice Walter Onoghen adjourned for judgment after entertaining arguments from counsels to the prosecution and defence in the matter.
Lagos State Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Mr. Adeniji Kazeem, who appeared before the Supreme Court alongside Mrs. Idowu Alakija, the Director of Public Prosecution and other Senior Counsels in the State, urged the court to dismiss the appeal and uphold the judgment of the lower courts.
Ezeugo was arraigned on September 26, 2006 on a six-count charge of attempted murder and murder.
He pleaded not guilty to the allegation, but was sentenced to death by the then Justice Joseph Oyewole of Lagos State High Court, Ikeja, on January 11, 2007 for the murder of one of his church members, Ann Uzoh.
Justice Oyewole is now a Judge of Appeal Court sitting in the Calabar division.
The Lagos State Government had said that the convict poured petrol on the deceased and five other persons and that Uzoh died on August 2, 2006; 11 days after the act was perpetrated on her.
Specifically, Ezeugo was convicted and sentenced to 20 years imprisonment for the attempted murder and death by hanging for the offence of murder.
Dissatisfied, Ezeugo challenged the verdict before the Court of Appeal in Lagos, but the appeal was thrown out.
’’I hereby rule that the prosecution effectively discharged the burden of proof on it. This appeal is devoid of any basis and accordingly fails.
“The judgment of the High Court is hereby affirmed, and the conviction imposed on the appellant, (which is death by hanging) is also affirmed,” Justice Fatimo Akinbami who read the judgement held. The two other members of the panel of Justices, Amina Augie and Ibrahim Saulawa, concurred with the lead judgement.
Again, Ezeugo not satisfied with the verdict, approached the Supreme Court, and urged that the judgment be upturned.
The apex court has now reserved judgment to February 26, 2016.

source: www.theyesng.com/breaking-rev-king-will-know-whether-he-will-live-or-die-on-feb-26/

Politics › Re: Why We’re Yet To Defeat Boko Haram, By Air Force Chief by funnynation(m): 10:00am On Dec 10, 2015
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Nairaland General › Re: PICS: As Seen In Abuja This Morning by funnynation(m): 9:58am On Dec 10, 2015
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Politics › Re: #‎notosocialmediabill‬ Protest Commence In Abuja To Fight The Nigerian Senate by funnynation(m): 3:13pm On Dec 08, 2015
Na w oo
Politics › Re: No Missing Girls Among Freed Boko Haram Hostages – Cameroon by funnynation(m): 2:08pm On Dec 08, 2015
DuchessLily:
Yeah! because there are no missing girls in d 1st place
Help me ask them oooo
Celebrities › Re: PICS: Singer/music Producer, Cobhams Asuquo And Wife Stun In New Romantic Photo by funnynation(m): 2:05pm On Dec 08, 2015
very beautiful wife
Celebrities › Re: Fans Blast Upcoming Music Artiste Ijemba Humblesmith On Facebook (pics) by funnynation(op): 12:51pm On Dec 08, 2015
I been dey explain give my guy say dat guy no try as he take abadon his guys b4 I see oda ppl dey complain... If he dey form busy now, wetin celebrities go dey form?
Celebrities › Re: Fans Blast Upcoming Music Artiste Ijemba Humblesmith On Facebook (pics) by funnynation(op): 10:55am On Dec 08, 2015
A lesson for the upcoming artiste..
Celebrities › Fans Blast Upcoming Music Artiste Ijemba Humblesmith On Facebook (pics) by funnynation(op): 10:54am On Dec 08, 2015
The Osinachi crooner asked his fans to vote for him for the Best Gospel Nigeria Music Award but his fans used the opportunity to express their disatisfaction of his bad attitude.. See the post and comment below..
co.. Lalastica, Obinoscopy, Ishilove

Jokes Etc › Re: See The Weird Cake Design That Got People Talking (photos) by funnynation(m): 8:43am On Dec 06, 2015
end time cake
Jokes Etc › Re: This Is How People Take Their Bath During Harmattan by funnynation(m): 8:42am On Dec 06, 2015
somwhere in jos
Family › Re: How do I solve this problem? by funnynation(m): 8:38am On Dec 06, 2015
Aurelius1:
My parents are late. I have only bros and sis. They are all telling same thing: they have xmas problem to sort out.
what about ur wife parents?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives Nigeria From South Africa(photos) by funnynation(m): 8:27am On Dec 06, 2015
He come visist abi? When he dey go bak to Peru?
Celebrities › Re: ★ Omotola Looks In Awe As Harrysong Sings To Her (photo) by funnynation(m): 8:25am On Dec 06, 2015
queen why u dey call lala?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Difference Between Being A Christian And A Born Again Christian. by funnynation(m): 8:18am On Dec 06, 2015
Typical example ''like and love'' ''Teen and Adult'''
Romance › Re: Pls, At What Age Can A Girl Tell Her Parents She Has A Boyfriend by funnynation(m): 8:12am On Dec 06, 2015
I saw one ten yrs old girl crying and I asked her what happen, she said her boy friend dumped her.. You dey craze? When I was 10, only thing that made me 2 cry is the day i misplace my tire...
Crime › Re: Police Uncover 23 Baby Factories, Rescue Six Babies In Delta(pictured) by funnynation(m): 8:05am On Dec 06, 2015
Na wa ooo.. So those boys wey dey there dey serve as he-goat.. Just for cat-killing.. Na wa ooo... End time boys
Family › Re: How do I solve this problem? by funnynation(m): 8:04am On Dec 06, 2015
Indicating your contact info is not a bad idea.. God will suprise you soon.. Anyway try and put call across ur relations so that they will keep ur children. Go to your village, I mean ur parents home.. Moreover ur wife can stay in her parents house for the main time... So sorry man... Life can be cruel sometime
Politics › Re: #kogidecides Supplementary Elections Results As Announced By INEC by funnynation(m): 7:58am On Dec 06, 2015
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Celebrities › Re: Adunni Ade And The Aneke Twins Cover House Of Maliq Magazine’s Latest Issue by funnynation(m): 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2015
Adim oyi.. Idi aga?
purityval:
Imeaga nwannem?
Celebrities › Re: Adunni Ade And The Aneke Twins Cover House Of Maliq Magazine’s Latest Issue by funnynation(m): 8:06pm On Dec 03, 2015
obum88:
2ndTC is trying to be funny.

Please lets support his ministry by contributing laugh for him. Kikikikikikikikikikiki
Is dat how u laf? Thank u very much
Politics › Re: Biafra:why Can't The Military Opt For Tear Gas Instead Of Lead Bullet E.t.c by funnynation(m): 5:49pm On Dec 03, 2015
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Nairaland General › Re: See Real Photos Of Nkiru Ikeayionwu,The 21yr Old Killed In Onitsha IPOB Protest by funnynation(m): 5:39pm On Dec 03, 2015
RIP
Jokes Etc › Update jokes With Funnynation Comedian by funnynation(op): 5:36pm On Dec 03, 2015
If animals and insects were on facebook,
we'll be
having posts and comments like:
1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking
things.
COMMENTS:
(a).Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end. (b)
.Abeg bros which area you dey? My people
don fleet house.
2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins,
all
these calabar people don dey eye me.
*Ghost
mode activated them no go see me*
escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS: My neighbour na calabar too.
The
man eyes no good for where dogs dey... I
go bite
am soo.
3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my
master kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am
nah. Ehn
think say I come ehm house to watch Tv
abi?
COMMENT: Your master stingy oo, abeg tidy
him
certificates and leather bags joor. Dis Tiv man sef dey target me..
4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one
month, if you need my attention,enter bush
I no
fit shout. All these Xtians no be em at all.
COMMENT: No be only you oh, I dey migrate
too. *winks*
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated, any she-goat online
for sex
chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG
fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you
no
dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling
backside
comot for post jor. End time she goat.
6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey no
wan do..Na only do I wan do no bi kill oo, una run pass Usain Bolt now, But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly,
set
for doggy style.
COMMENT: Your own better nah, you dey
catch
them. The ones for my area na fast and
furious. I don pursue tire....
7. RAM WALL POST:
As Salah don dey reach, na church things
from now on. (blood of Jesus go cover me).
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