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i will tell her d reasons only when she need it

prince123:
Quess you don't have reasons then.

cute..
I expect 2 celebrate mine with one nairalander soon.. Is like we go dey do welfare for nairaland wey wan marry nairaland.. E neva reach wey seun go dey give nairalan award? The rich keep getting richer whil the other ppl keep....
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we go enter ibari-ogwa 2da..

prince123:
Give us 5 reasons why you love Choocolateme

na u be her parents? Abi na u go be my best man?

I will take this mosque seriox only when they start teaching their followers the right thing.. Nothing like 72 virgins.. Only when they start to preach against Boko Haram.. Na the building we go chop? Abi na fashion building go save us?
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I think na sign of respect.. E make sense though.. How u (wife) go answer one small boy wey be ur boss for office ''sir'' while ur husband wey be ur second God no go dey receive am.. No bi by force sha..
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In my own view, ''Girl friends can cheat as they like''. Am even happy when my girl friend begin dey cheat bcs she go make expenses lesser for me.. In as much as she dey give me kpomo chop at due time, why I go complain? One told me last time say that thing be like elastic, so if u enter 2da, anoda man enter 2moro, d size still remain dsame. How u expect ur gf to hook up with only u and when she ask u for 50k u no fit afford am? But if una dey five boys wey dey chop her, una go divide d amount, that's division of labour. No woman is single, either u collect her from sombody or u're sharing her with person but the importand part is to be th highest shareholder. I can only stop cheating wife but no gf..
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These 15 reasons no go stop my love for ''Chocolateme''. Op make u write 15 reasons why why go marry, only den I wil take is seriox..
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engrrichie92:
can you please help suitable suggest title please..

Remove that pleeeeeaaaasse..

I alway dey tell people, If God no punish u 4ur evil... I bet u Devil no allow u go free.. Both of them dey dsame league.. Na hustlers dem bi.. Ekpele! So u get 750k for ur room.. I go check Ekaite room dis evening though she dey charge 6k per nite..
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engrrichie92:
Amen..if you buoyant enough, you can open the account anywhere in Nigeria..all i would be needing is the account name, number and branch sir
and i really dont get, by matured you mean?

the title or subject of the thread is poor..

Try smoke Osogbo weed.. I bet u, d girl will never leave u.. No dey smoke Aspen and co..
A teacher asked his students,
1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A
man passing by overhead the response, he
shook his head and said: " they will kill us
in this country. Everything has increased,
transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer,...
everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has
now gone up to 4.
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Nice conversation between the kids..
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engrrichie92:
like i said, before coming here, i have tried every other means ...I actually considered nairaland when i ran out of options
who knows, my helper can come from here

God will see u tru.. Am not in Lagos, so I can't help but surely God will suprise u. Make the thread look matured!

That girl na otondo.. Yes.. If u fail to plan, make sure u plan to fail.. You get belle first...second and third time but e no teach u lesson.. D guy joystick carry honey? You no fit plan ur life? Now u don get belle come dey sick for advice.. when u dey chop d koboko by different style u ask for advice? After una don flex the whole town finish
. In as much as killing na sin, i no go advice u make u do abortion.. Stay with the belle and suffer for once maybe na dat child be d only pikin wey remain for ur belle. I no go advice the guy make he leave his source of income.
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The phone just refuse to power on or charge. But the screen is still intact and the casing still very neat.08054684535

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A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A man passing by overhead the response, he shook his head and said: " they will kill us in this country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4. Please like my facebook fan page for more jokes and update.. m.facebook.com/funnyNation1

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Nice one

A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A man passing by overhead the response, he shook his head and said: " they will kill us in this country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4. Please like my facebook fan page for more jokes and update.. m.facebook.com/funnyNation1

Nice one man! A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A man passing by overhead the response, he shook his head and said: " they will kill us in this country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4. Please like my facebook fan page for more jokes and update.. m.facebook.com/funnyNation1