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AshiwajuFoward:
In Reminisce voice:

[size=15pt]"Oh Lord, ba mi Dari jin won... K'an f'enu ton fi pemini LOCAL pemi' NUMBER 1..!!!!! "[/size]

help me translate am abeg.. Wetin e mean??

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mysticgal:
[b] Good morning Nairalanders and People who Believe in Mysticgal.
I am speechless but speech - full, I want to give my heart felt gratitude to every single person that voted for me, every single one. Thank you for taking me to the finals, you translated my ideas into success do its like been part of my success story (you might not understand) all I want is to say thank you.
I want to also solicit your votes at the next level. And know, I believe I can make it because I am too optimistic to be defeated. Thank you.
To my campaign group..... I love you guys
EzePromoe
TamedWolf90
Odunharry
Photoshoots
Sexytemi
Kaboninc
Bobo65
Glowstone
Fynestboi
Finalboss1
Donbenedict
Lifezone247
EIDeeVee
PresVa
KINGinVAHALA2
TeamMysticgal16..............

Madcow1, I was in a serious downmood but your message really uplifted my spirits. Thank you

To my fellow contestants :
Refiner
Lanicky
Mimzy
Ivvy
You all deserve what you have, yea you do. Congratulations and we'll done

To MissGdope and optional1, ChubbyT, Daisyluv and KRYSTALKLEAR,. I wanted to tell you congratulations too, because you just passed a stage in life that leads to success. I admire your courage and fighting spirit. I wish you well in your life endeavours.

To you all that voted me, thank you, and please, I did not mention all but to you there that voted me, thank you.

Andyanders, Angeldepedro, naijaboy, Naijainform, abbiboy, wasspord, cherrybrown, mrjangaweed ibidun07, gifttracy, Princezzlolly, Akinkunmi0777, Lyntiffany, Negroqee, Handsam, Librate, Peacefulgold, kleppur, Rilwayne001, Graviton2, harnnarh, Dr obum, Danska3yaro, joshuamoses101, transit 4, Wailingwailer, TheGoodJoe, Amareto, Coolguy89, Bigkoboko, ijaw1stson,Honeygirl17, TeGaTeGa1, Evidence1000, iamord, geraldgiz, Barackodam, zenayia, Yielding, osusumustflow, fadedjeans, Laveda, twaci, mattonnairaland, monalisa185,UyiIredia, 3rdlegxxx, unapapadeycraze, anigbajumo, Issacmacdon, torqque7, Hresso, emsheddy, G8Arthur, agrovick, finalboss1, GuDErboY, Nelxxy,DeeTus, Maleeks, Afrok, Edbor, Rexhenrex, Sweetylicious, kaboninc, Ishilove, xynerise, cococandy, jaybee3, princeakins, jeloser, leystra, cfcman, thedarknight, emsco, phame, paragon40, sonya4all, yomzle, nwaberibe, feranchek, G3n3sis, Acidosis, sunbellar, yungryce, favolly , caseless, Rastafara, caramel, Ebig21, kentula Savy, Ekrizz, Eldav, Ozoigbondu, Koppa, johsown, Missyetty, Ezeego, Bobo65, Glowstone, Elfibar, Mucokey, Cherryice, Adeaks, Ratello, Iyke926, tomakint, madcow1, ujzeez, yessi, redcapchief, claroo, funnynation,,Ezeego, Slimberry, Jaelz, neyoor, Ademipeju, Ranchhoddas, Xclusivegrin007, Lonelydora, Lirusehn, DaveP, Semitunde, Nixiepie. Fancylife, Gunvi, AlphaDex, flinspier, Dongata, giyazz, Ebukav, Drtwist, kentuta, Driand, swissheart, sheddo619,amzee, Zettyzin, ijeshababe, codedrock, mrstomike1, mrImole, coolabbie, Engineerboat, Agabal23,ffo, kikies, strictlynaija, eels, IAmCharis, kinglekan, monfizzy and the others I might remember. Thank you all

Also Thank you in anticipation as you vote mysticgal for the next round. kiss [/b]

We hope you win.. We keep supporting.. what are friends for?
Lets join hands together to make you a celebtrity..




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kwontinu

hmmm

nice

zealot4me:
What is this one saying

u be slim girl?

This her water melon chest na die.. Too fresh... Kudos self acclaim Mama Africa.




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hmmm

Adaowerri111:
This freezer abi freeze is trying to be too relevant recently

your monicker reminds me of bracket music ''ada owerre''

I swear dis girl must be a slim lady, na so slim girls dey do.. She dey form champion now abi? She don date like four or five diff men.. I swear when she date confirm warri or Ibo boy wey be hustler.. Her story go change.. After the boy don wipe her like four hot rounds wey be like MFM prayer session.. Her voice go change ''Naija men are wicked'' Na so she go talk.. If she come date person like lalasticlala .. He go leave injury for her body..



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Is like trap don catch the person wey set am.. We expected you guys to deny nah.. Na change we dey nah..



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ok

still adding

Hello guys.. I still remain MC FunnyNation.. Nairaland official comedian.. You can join my comedy forum on watsapp now.. I will be giving comic relief and other ''goodies''. I still remain your host MC FunnyNation. How to join.. Comment ur watsapp number or add me on watsapp in this format. Send join space your monicker to my watsapp number 08066679200. EG Join FunnyNation to 08066679200. Thats my watsapp number. Come and laugh... I swear nite of thousands laf na play..

bigdaddy4:
0803479263

ur number is not complete

the thing dey work if u use am as cream.. Rub am for face and wait like 10mins before u wash it off.. Repeat it like 3 times but not same day oo. It will clear the pimple. If the guy wan vomit akamu jahova make he do what we call sperm out.. But na guy wey dey chop well oo.. No be person wey dey soak garri and osogbo weed.




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hmmmm

7 sign that op is under osogbo weed..


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Nna mehn.. God abeg if u no wan call me...try pick my call nah? Sombody dey use machine dey spray money make I see the money chop b4 I talk of popping with machine. But dis guy source of income is something that beat my imagination.. Na wa oo. Ibo boys and their way sha..
*Broke ass niggaz go be like ''who he epp''...''all dis na vanity''.* my brother no be vanity.. Hustle ur way out...





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SeverusSnape:
I like your moniker 'funny-nation', This country is indeed funny, A country where pipelines are more important than humans, A country where oil is more sacred than blood.

no go there bcs if i begin dey talk about dis nation.. My brother u go laf tire ooo

Foolanii again? Buhari talk 2ur boys nah?



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I vote for 1. Optional1 2. Mysticgal 3. Daisyluv Cc NLJega


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nice one

Dotmax53:
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amaechi1:
Nice joke! What a way to diffuse stress without insulting anyone. Well done.

thanks for supporting my ministry

Fayose no mind them.. Maybe they wan use your money threat ear. Na so EFFC bin wan freeze my account last week but after series of argument they left the account. Only for me to wake up and see that na dream I dey..




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I wanted to voted in the morning but the Thread is locked and I checked back this evening, it was closed.. Ok na..




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