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chocolateme:
True .. But do u mind arranging your work dear?

you don start again?

looters just come my mind

that kid na something else.. #Dopest

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abeg bring linda and wizzy news.

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olarhtunji:
wey
slap1
and
funnynation

op dey learn work

tochimas:
leave Mata. Mikel ga adara awo, he is not the first. No matter how long it takes, he will cone hone and pick a wife. No be today yansh dey back. He might not come now but he will surely come, it might even be after raising these kids who won't even know his father's house.i have seen it happen countless time to be wrong. That's how they all behave as young men till obodooyinbo teach them lesson.

hahahahaa..
How are u my dear?

ogunronbi18:
lol na u go come do MC for my wedding wen i marry my childhood girlfriend....bro be prepare

Hahaha.... no problem. I fit do that one even if u wake me up from sleep

nxt

i dey come

Appland:
Congratulation @suen which day u go marry and make we see ur face

no mind suen.. Untill his money go bost like pipe-line.

Question for the gods..

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bigtt76:
Ogbonna nor go face him football eh? Issssorite! BTW how come all Linda and siblings plus dem papa and mama black only Laura yellow .....Darwin laws nor work here o!

they need to ask their former landlord question

her own na play

Congrat! To marry just dey hungry me now..


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tochimas:
no need to waste words on mikel, my people say aku fechaa yadara awoh. Mikel we are waiting.

Nwanne mu nwanyi.. biko wake up from sleep. Mikel aga-ghi adara awo. Na oyinbo marriage dey his mind

Dallazday:
After him don play nonsense finish today against man city. Mikel ,just visit goal.com and think about your life

hahahahahahaha... I swear goal.com no dey help Mikel career. I know say KDB use Mikel shine but goal.com pundit add jara

Second half on point. If care is taken, Aguero will still be England top scorer..

when they got admitted into northern universities with 120 as JAMB cut off mark, plus some special preference names from Emir of Kano, Sultana of Skoto through the back door to VCs, what do you expect?

abeg lalasticlala na ur g.f be dis? abi na cruzita sister..

HateU2:
I seriously don't believe this

Trace the facebook account before she delete the post

See another reply......

"Congregation" indeed




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See what a female corper "Batch A" posted online.




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Rtopzy:
whatsapp 08036007647 facebook Rita Ugwoke

Imela

The Chilean's side have the edge after a 2-2 draw in the first leg at Parc des Princes as they bid to make the last four of the tournament for the first time in their history
Manuel Pellegrini insists Manchester City can make Champions League history as they prepare for their quarter-final second leg with Paris Saint-Germain.
City, who have reached the last eight of Europe's top tournament for the first time, secured a slender advantage from the first leg in France as Kevin De Bruyne and Fernandinho away goals earned a 2-2 draw.
Pellegrini has been criticised at times during his spell in charge at Etihad Stadium for failing to deliver continental success, with City having been eliminated by Barcelona in the previous two seasons and yet to win a knockout game at home.
But the Chilean manager is adamant his side have shown they have the quality to compete with the very best, saying on Saturday: "Of course I think they can do it. We're improving. In the first season we deserved to be at least in the semi-finals.
"We were a good team and beat good teams. That is why we won the Premier League and the Capital One Cup.
"Why can't we believe? Why would the players not believe, because they are feeling every season they are doing better? We have received a lot of criticism that we don't know how to play in Europe but we know how to play in Europe."
PSG responded to last week's draw with a comfortable 2-0 Ligue 1 win over Guingamp, Laurent Blanc opting to rest a number of first-team players ahead of the trip to Manchester, including Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Angel Di Maria, Edinson Cavani, Thiago Motta and Thiago Silva.
Blanc is still seething that his side could not build on the 2-1 lead they held in the second half against City but remains confident in their chances of going through, even though only two of the last 11 teams to draw a Champions League knockout tie 2-2 at home in the first leg have progressed.
"This morning, I've watched it once again and I assure you that we should have won that game," he said. "But we didn't. We should stop talking about this.
"We have to plan the next game, a second leg that will be as difficult as the first one, but I think we are able to do something."
PSG hope to have goalkeeper Kevin Trapp available after he was substituted with a knee problem on Saturday, but Marco Verratti (groin) and Javier Pastore (calf) will not be fit. David Luiz and Blaise Matuidi both miss out due to suspension.
The home side could welcome back captain Vincent Kompany from a calf problem, while David Silva is expected to return after being rested for Saturday's 2-1 win over West Brom. Raheem Sterling (groin) is still out but Sergio Aguero should be fit despite picking up a knock.
Samir Nasri, who scored the winner on his comeback from injury against Tony Pulis' side, is ineligible.

Line up: Manchester City.
1 J. Hart, 20 E. Mangala, 30 N. Otamendi, 22 G. Clichy, 3 B. Sagna, 6 Fernando, 15 Jesús Navas, 17 K. De Bruyne, 21 David Silva, 25 Fernandinho, 10 S. Agüero

Substitutes
13 W. Caballero, 11 A. Kolarov, 5 P. Zabaleta, 42 Y. Touré, 18 F. Delph, 14 W. Bony, 72 K. Iheanacho

Paris Saint-Germain.
16 K. Trapp, 19 S. Aurier, 23 G. van der Wiel, 17 Maxwell, 5 Marquinhos, 2 Thiago Silva, 11 Á. di María, 25 A. Rabiot, 8 Thiago Motta, 9 E. Cavani, 10 Z. Ibrahimovic
Substitutes

30 S. Sirigu, 20 L. Kurzawa, 3 P. Kimpembe, 27 J. Pastore, 7 Lucas, 4 B. Stambouli, 35 H. Ongenda

Referee: Carlos Velasco Carballo
Location: Etihad Stadium, Manchester

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abeg nah

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No allawee... No PPA.. Imagine some corpers never get their February and March salary. Wetin dey happen nah? Buhari help us do something nah.. Although person wey no go school how he wan take know the value of Education. Make hungry no kill this corpers them oo.
NYSC- Now Your Suffering Continue.

E go better! The era of ''change''.



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I smell empty threat again..



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