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Nairaland official comedian

arrange ur work well

lanxlot:
Abeg make una no vex o... ever sinx I cum here...I de hear pple de say OP me no knw d meaning o...na im I folo de talk OP from den till now. make jux 1 sensible pson wen no go insult me tell me d meaning...

op... original poster

thats my stage and industry name ''funnynation''


nairaland official comedian

The day wey I go celebrate my birthday... If the picture no make front page make wetin cause am. Nice pictures though. Aunty dem.



Nairaland official comedian

good work..

*lubbish* who den sponsor it?

Nairaland official comedian

[quote author=NigerianScholar post=44971217][/quote]no problm

money dey increase bobbyy?

buharisbae:
ANd Now
see boobs that was dry b4 is now full
poverty issa bastard

I swear am here with you! I have been searching for you. I don't want all this KFC girls. You are the one my heart has chosen, you are my everything. I feel so good when I see your post..that's why I want to have you. I cherish you

rubsaphy:
MY HONEY BUNNY, I don't know if you exist, but if you do. PLEASE, find me on time, before I lose my head in this crazy world. Here are my sincere and honest promises to you.

I promise to support you financially, morally and even spiritually .

I promise to love you fiercely, as I would love our kids.

I promise to always remember your birthdays and all our anniversaries .

I promise to give you a massage whenever you want.

I promise to always try to look sexy for you.

I promise to tell silly jokes, just to make you laugh .

I promise to cook you continental dishes.

I promise to have sex with you, at least three times a week.

I promise to always plan our romantic getaway every two months

I promise to shave my legs, armpits and even my head(If you want me to) twice a week.

I promise to love your family and always welcome them.

I promise to be loyal and ever truthful.

I promise to be the best woman you ever dreamt of

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF YOU WOULD READ THIS AND LAUGH ABOUT "THE CRAZY CHICK" TALKING TO HER IMAGINARY HUSBAND...

DrayZee:
That is not the actual story. Does that piece look like what someone who dropped out of school at primary 3 can compose?

is possible nah.. Moreover they go edit the story b4 publishing it

[quote author=deplay24 post=44950519][/quote]we are waiting

Ok.. Thank you bro. I will start contesting for Small post.

Nairadays:
Our teachers meant probable leaders of tomorrow.

Nairaland official comedian, am sorry to say but becoming a leader takes more than self imposed comedian status, you need to go beyond that level and impact people with governmental style policies. A case study to help you is @omojuwa on Twitter. It's clear that he is most likely a leader of tomorrow.

You must start small and grow through the ranks, from been a member of your political party's Ward, to counsellor level, be involved in youth activities, let party leaders know you, contest elections at miniature levels then grow, if these is too much then read books and be a motivational speaker, be involved in philanthropy and the leader in you will be born.

Our teachers didn't lie, neither did they teach us nonsense, but certainly didn't say we should wait and hope for leadership status.

madridguy:
laughing in CONGO, Man City too small.

remember chelsea 0-aguero 3. Remember kick psg ass- off. Lets wait till tuesday nite.

nice one op

Gentle and rich

ladies ti take over... I also want 2 learn.
*but ur post no suppoz be under politics*
Nairaland official comedian

Hahahaha o boy ur monicker and ur comment na enemy oo

HolyHero:
Let's just quit all this bullshit_


lemme give you my own piece of mind... The only thing that can make me not to engage in pre marital banging with my prospective WIVES is and only if, the day i saw her was the same day i asked her out, was the same day i proposed, was the same day i paid her bride price, was the same day i did introduction.. And finally was the same day i did marriage... Infact even if it happen like that... It is still very unlikely

So for ur mind now?

Rexhenrex:
Nice op. even though the reasons to avoid sex before marriage is very enormous the aforementioned are very valid. but the problem is that we are in a very carefree generation that celebrates sex i used to think that all girls are virgin till i saw some post by female nairalanders who are proud of having sex before marriage even some dim-witted guys that are always eager to narrate there sexcapedes. its a pity i know they will still use there fav word "who virginity Epp"e no help anybody o but if you keep it you won't die the bible condemns it so why not flee from youthful lust...your body is christs temple why not make it a living sacrifice so he will use you
christ is watching us lets use the chance to entertain him.

My thoughts tho!

DanceVille:
Hmm! What's your view on this?

True or false.

To aviod problem with God, you need to keep off..apart from the that. Mehn the thing for make sense make u know the capability of ur partner for bed oo.

pic-sure

DanceVille:
Baba! You and this your funny comments.

no bi my fault nah

madridguy:
k

keep writing ''k'' until my lovely man city 'k'nock you of ucl

mosco world wide but now funnynation

Exprience driver still remain one of the best..
*Only Badoosneh dem go fit interpret my comment*


Nairaland official comedian

When I dey primary school, my teacher told me that we are the leaders of 2moro, at secondary school they still repeat thesame thing, at University we were told that we are the leaders of 2moro but those that starting ruling this country since 1990 are still in power 2day. (David Mark, GMB etc). Abeg na my teacher lied for me abi the 2moro no dey come?

*Nice work op.. Lets hope for better 2moro*


Nairaland official comedian

Anyway, this guy story no pure.. I know say police dey misbehave but ur own case don't pass be carefull. ''we were thinking what to do with the gun''. If you no get evil mind, why una dey run?...but I no say u be thief oo but your story get ''k'' leg.

*Moral Lesson*
Always obey, huslte and listen to your parents especially your mum. She will never mean bad for you.


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