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Thank God Spicylate and Manxity02 never xprience heart break.. I no go worry sha..


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Gud one..
Nairaland official comedian

After una go tell me say vampire no be real.. Wetin u go call dis now? They no need kill the woman.. Use hot knife and remove her tongue..



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Spicylate:
Facebook Id = Facebook.com/Frances.ogbu

thank u dearie.. I ve sent u a request.. Moonstone rite?

nelcliff:
My brother, I wonder why they include GEJ in every issued concerning this Country as if he is still the president. Someone should pls tell them to focus more energy on their CHANGE agenda. Nigerians are watching... this time we are not using 3D program again, we are watching from our black and white program.....

bro u know it all...

layla129:
Thank you

can we chat?

layla129:
Just a few questions

Why didn't you end it properly with the former? Why didn't you tell her you already moved on when she came back?
From your write up, its clear you prefer this new chic... so why are you still holding on the former?

ur dp make sense... I swear

Spicylate:
it's allowed my brother. I appreciate your love.

pls dear.. I need 2 have private chat with u.. I will appreciate ur facebook id or ur watsapp number..

Hi Funnynation.. Wetin u dey do for house.. Me: Bae I dey lonely oo. Ok.. I dey come keep u busy but buy something wey I go cook.. Me: Na to locate my bitter kola, ground nut and Alomo bitter ASAP.


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Let me call dis babe wey i dey crush for and ask her... Manxity02

no girl wey no like money... But true love dey sha but u still need money to compliment it

Jaymima:
Easy kiddo. Your rantings won't stop banks from sending her credit alert.

Neither will it stop Wizkid from balling with Akon and receiving bank alert.

femi4:
indomie pikin

i know say u be his elder brother.. When are u celebrating ur own 78 birthday?

ladies oya nah...

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Kommen:
The glasses dey my Ex girlfriend house

send me her number make i call her.. Make she fit bring am come here..

Kommen:
Mod why man utd match no dey FP

why u 4get ur glasses?

so far so good for both team

RichYoungNigga:
If Manchester united loses this game, i will give out $3,000 random people here on Nairaland

can u count dat money?

If Everton continue like dis.. Dey fit do Man U strong thing

Sempumping:
Here to learn ...keep the comments coming



Transportation cost in Abuja isn't as expensive as in lagos but you need to know your routes because all the roads are similar ,I missed my way several times ,....



Always try to cook ,avoid eating out

Be security concious, always check the boot of the cab you are about to take .

Sharp girl.. Na so dey bin carry me pass my bus-stop for AYA, heading towards Abacha Barrack.. I come make fake call as if i dey call army.. Na so dey drop me

Spicylate:

Babe shey u know say I dey trip for u?

udo!

ok

I think say dis their *beef* don end..
Eyaa! So one guy dey chop dis baby kitten? But the girl plumb nah.. How come her honey pot no sweet? Just saying but WizKID no try..

FTC again! I dedicate this page to Spicylate, Manxity02 and daddysprincess. The kind of love wey I get for these babes no be here..




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Congrat 2 her.. Dagrin! The word in my mind is evergreen.. Pop pon pon master.. I miss ur rap even though I no be Yoruba. What about his younger brother M-Flow?


Spicylate , manxity02 , varagous I hail oo. I dey trip 4 una.

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irriatting

only in naija

Varagous:
Lol. Same to you!

happy to hear from u.. Which side do u stay in suleja?