Technology Market › Re: 4G LTE Mifi For Smile,swift,spectranet,ntel,mtn,etisalat,airtel And Glo by funsowilliams(m): 10:15am On Feb 25, 2019 |
How much is it?? and can you sell in Ibadan |
Politics › Re: 5 Nigerian Companies Bigger And Richer Than Lagos and Ogun State by funsowilliams(m): 5:18am On Jan 04, 2018 |
I think the O.P did a shallow work laced with tribalism of the highest order. Why can't you compare the companies with Anambra state and Enugu state  Must you pinpoint the tribe each entrepreneur belongs to  What do you stand to gain from this? For your information a state is not set up to make profit.....How can someone be comparing a company 's profit with a state revenue and even comparing the work force...I don't just understand this urge to always compare things in the most abysmal manner in order to massage your pump up tribal fired up guts.See I admire the courage and guts of entrepreneur irrespective of their tribe............Unless I am dreaming M.T.N belongs to S.A |
Health › Re: Help! My Sister Has Been Spiting Out Blood Since Yesterday by funsowilliams(m): 8:52pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
funmisticqueen: tell them. The average nigreian patient is a liar and a fraud, that girl could have a broken rib, leading to some form of hemothorax or if she has been coughing for a while probably tuberculosis. Ulcers would make people vomit blood not cough blood I am damn sure, it wasn't ordinary a slap. She must have kicked and abused the girl physically in a terrible manner. Please I know you did out of anger but you still care about her. Take the poor girl to a hospital and get her treated. If the girl should die the blood will be on your head and neck. REMEMBER TO SAY SORRY TO HER...Beating Beating Madam  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: UN Jerusalem resolution: How each country voted by funsowilliams(m): 7:11am On Dec 22, 2017 |
Instead of Nigeria to tactically abstain from voting,you voted against U.S.A....Buhari should be afraid of the influence of American on Nigeria election. If you are still doubting, please ask oga jona |
Education › Re: 24 Hours After Graduation, This Pretty Lady was Brutally Murdered - pictures by funsowilliams(m): 6:48pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
Kkposky: wetin she find go party..
so after graduation, the next thing na party. people are just so clueless. now her life is wasted, her family lost their investment. what a pity . Boss.....Haba! Is it a crime to celebrate again? |
Politics › Re: Press Release: President Buhari Congratulates Chinese Leader On Re-election by funsowilliams(m): 6:16pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
Newbiee: He will reciprocate in 2019. Sai Baba till 2023!
IF NOT FOR PMB. . How would you know that Patience Jonathan mama is currently spending billions of dollars even while in the grave? How would you know that Saraki kept N1.4b to himself from Paris Club refunds and is richer than Kwara state? How would you know that $2.1b was shared by ATM Dasuki among ranks and files? How would you know that Wale Oke hide N4b raw cash at Ikoyi's apartment? How would you know that someone abandoned N400m at Kaduna's Airport without looking back for the fear of EFCC? How would you know that over N1trillion was shared every year by the subsidy cabals yet you still had fuel scarcity? How would you know that Tompolo was paid over N43b to protect our water ways by Jonathan? Tell me, how would you know that over N240b was spent to import rice every year thereby leaving the local farmers poor as church rats? How would you know that Deziani embezzled billion of dollars not to talk of the 56 choice property recently forfeited to the Federal Government through the court? How would you know that Jamb who had over the years remitted N3million now remitted N8billion to the Federation account within one year? How would you know that Fayose collected N4.7billion from Jonathan through Obanikoro to fund his Ekiti state election? How would you know that Nigeria Customs can generate over N300b within first quarter of 2017 compared to N3b remitted over the years? How would you know that Atiku and company (Intel) has been stealing from Nigeria government through the NPA for past 17years? How would you know that some judges and lawyers are encouraging corruption through perpetual injunctions and what have you? How would you know that Stella Oduah used her maids to launder N2.4b? How would you know that Patience Jonathan also used her maids to launder over N13b even own Hotel worth N11b in Bayelsa? How would you know that the unscrupulous ones hide billions of dollars on farms, grave hards, suckaway pits, tanks etc.? How would you know that Deziani bribed INEC officials with N23b in the last 2015 elections to achieve victory for Jonathan and his cronies. How would you know that Femi Aluko (Deziani's boy boy) bought a Yatch (Boat) worth N32b. Hmmm, how would you know, how would you know...? if not for the Best President of our time. .
Like Oliver Twist, we are surely waiting to know more even if the National Assembly refused to pass the bill you sent to them (The Anti Corruption and Special Court bill) to Prosecute the corrupt elements in our midst besides our constitution which shelter the unscrupulous elites... the high and mighty ones in our society. We all know that the House of Assembly/House of Legislatives are part of the rots in our country and we are eagerly waiting for them comes 2019. We also know that their end is near because the lives of innocent people that died as a result of their callous ways will hunt them down. . PMB, God bless and guide you for us. . Share and let them know that we know everything.. Complete Bull shit.......How would you this....How would you that.........If not for Buhari How would you have known that it is possible for selected group of people forming cabals to be controlling the affairs of the people..... If not Buhari would the country would have been polarized if not for the ethnic jingoistic charlatan If not for Buhari you wouldn't have known that Aso clinic with eyes watering allocation been given year in year out is nothing but a mere clinic If not for Buhari we wouldn't have known what selective fight against corruption is If not for Buhari the prices of things wont have skyrocketed like the way it did If not for Buhari we wouldn't have known what is Medical tourism If not for Buhari we wouldn't have known that the almighty association of rats in Nigeria is mightier than the so called Mr president If not for Buhari we wouldn't have known that it is possible to massacre people based on their religion belief - shittes( el zakyzaky) If not for Buhari we wouldn't have known that it is possible to pursue the agenda of the North against the one of the entire nation If not for Buhari we wouldn't have known that it is possible to be minister for petroleum and president of the nation and you are not aware of billion dollars contract been awarded without due process If not for Buhari we wouldn't have known that it is flagrantly obey anything from the court of law and national assembly..... Nigeria deserves a better leader 2019 |
Politics › Re: See List Of Nigerian Governors And Their Ages As At 2017 by funsowilliams(m): 9:35pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
So Yahya Bello is that young....How come he is so dumb like that |
Sports › Re: 10 Footballers Whose Greed And Lifestyle Ruined Their Career by funsowilliams(m): 2:23pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
With all due respect please remove Nikolas Anelka....He had fulfilled career |
Politics › Re: Mugabe Writes Rochas: I Deserve A Statue More Than Jacob Zuma by funsowilliams(m): 8:35am On Oct 21, 2017 |
aolawale025: Dear Rochas,
My hatred for the Western media is a global secret. I have personally boycotted them for over two decades. I would have maintained my blissful presumption that their flagship cable television has long gone extinct, if it were not for a recent event that had to do with your person.
You may not know but I discovered ‘’fake news’’. I discerned the West’s practice of fact-bending journalism and outed them long before the internet emerged and popularized ‘’fake news’’. This is the real reason they portray me as a buffoon, the humanoid baboon that reduced Zimbabwe from a food basket to a banana republic.
Notwithstanding my aversion for the Western press, some of my aides insisted, even at the risk of their jobs, that I permit them to monitor the enemy channels so they can serve me more useful briefing papers. I demurred at first, but later indulged them: I reckoned them well-meaning, naïve youths who would have to grow up to appreciate that ‘’world news’’ are essentially the neocolonialists’ propaganda.
In hindsight, I think my staffers were right to suggest that good things can come from Western newswires sometimes. Few days ago, those diligent aides highlighted a paragraph in my briefing papers in bright green. Not because my vision has dimmed. But because they said they wanted me to pay particular attention to some information in the colour-shaded part that was certain to interest me.
They were right. I had them read the paragraph to me. And I found it very important. The paragraph summarized a CNN story of your aesthetic pageant in your state. You erected a 6-feet high, life-sized statue of Jacob Zuma, invited him to witness an elaborate ceremony for the unveiling and bestowed on him a chieftaincy title.
I am compelled to advise you that I should have been gifted the statue. I am Jacob’s elder, in age and in power. I am 93 and in my 30th year in office as president. Jacob is only 75 and in his 8th year in office. You shouldn’t have passed me over to immortalize him with a statue.
In Africa, we allocate things according to the abundance of gray hairs. We prioritize the child when sharing trivial things like pieces of meat in the common soup. But in matters as weighty and lasting as erecting statues in the heart of the city, the elder comes first.
You must not construe my concern as a complaint motivated by jealousy. I am actually actuated by a sense of sagely responsibility. I am the most renowned elder statesman in Africa. It is my sacred duty to point out your inadvertent breach of cultural protocol and counsel you to take urgent steps to remedy it.
Part of the exclusive privilege of my ripe age is that I occasionally hear fragments of the discussions of our fathers in the spiritworld. I regret to inform you that those patron saints feel offended that you passed me by in favour of Jacob. They take it personally because I am just a mournful rite away from joining their society.
But I am willing to bend over backwards to accept the honour of a runner up. My intimates compliment me on my uncommon humility. They often wish aloud that the rest of the world had the chance to encounter me in person. They swear that the meekness at the core of my being will move those pilgrims to tears.
So, don’t be amazed, my dear Rochas, that I propose to stoop to accept the honour of a statue after Jacob has had the first taste of the glory.
The honour will cause my shy and self-effacing self a lot of embarrassment. The Western press will give me wall-to-wall caricature coverage for, at least, one whole week. But I am prepared to make the sacrifice of absorbing the scorn. I am eager to fly over seven seas and seven forests to see my modest statue for the sake of redeeming the African elder’s right of first refusal in matters of monuments and memorials.
A part of me believes that you know about the preeminence of the elder in African culture and probably desired to give me my due. But I suspect that you may have been discouraged by the presumed protocol nightmare that my trip and ‘working visit’ would cause you.
Let me quickly relieve you of that treacherous fear: my senility and frailty are exaggerated. I am stronger than the Western press can ever admit.
I still walk unaided. And for caution, I travel with a personal assistant who carries my portable, special wheelchair. My virtuous wife, Grace (the most solicitous first lady on the continent) is always by my side. She will be available to push the wheelchair in case gravity pulls my legs.
I am told that some of your countrymen and South Africans insinuated that you built the statue for Jacob in acknowledgement of his fabled record as the African president with the longest list of corruption charges.
If capacity for corruption informed your choice of Jacob, I am a more deserving candidate for the honour of a statue. Jacob’s corruption cannot hold a candle to mine. I am associated with uncountable corruption charges compared to his 783 charges.
I have tarried in power for so long that my formidable aura, on its own, destroyed all the public institutions that would have investigated or kept count of my acts of corruption. I am a modest man. So, I will not exalt myself unduly by asking you to imagine how much corruption I have possibly packed in the 30 years of my one-man rulership of Zimbabwe if Jacob managed to cram his short 8 years tenure with 783 misdeeds.
My aides told me one state governor built a 20-feet statue for one of your country’s greatest leaders. But the followers of the late legend disavowed the figure and said the sculpture was an excrescence shaped by mistaken identity. The generous governor was rewarded with censure instead of praise.
I guarantee that my ever-loyal ZANU-PF supporters would not speak ill of the statue you shall make for me. They will not reward your benevolence with bitter criticism.
Whether you build me the statue of a seated Mugabe, a squatting Mugabe, or a prostrate Mugabe, I shall love it. Whether it bears the closest resemblance to my features or the farthest similitude to my evolutionary forebears, I shall celebrate it. Whether the statue is gold, silver or bronze, I shall delight myself in its sight for it shall validate my significance. The honour from a distant land will establish that I am a prophet of Biblical stature.
I am also told that Jacob’s xenophobic profile may have endeared him to you. I boast a more sterling record. I am a humane xenophobe. While his people kill Nigerians, I evicted only whites from my country.
I am a true African. I am guided by the spirit of black brotherhood. I am hospitable to my fellow black brethren.
I am glad that you told the taxpayers in your state that you cannot descend to apologize to them for building Jacob a statue at their expense. I am sure you will give them the same reply if they chide you for building an idol after my image and likeness.
Written by Comrade Robert Mugabe
President of the Republic of Zimbabwe
http://www.tori.ng/news/77547/mugabe-writes-rochas-i-deserve-a-statue-more-than.html You should be charged to court of law. This is nothing but mere fiction and imagination....when you are trying to build a brand (blog), be very careful to find out if it is quality you are giving out. This is not right!!! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Virgin Mary Appears In Edo State During Catholic Conference - CBCN (Photos) by funsowilliams(m): 6:58pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
How quite sure are you guys that the image is that of Mary....it could be UFO'S |
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Arrives Onitsha For The Obi Of Onitsha Ofala Festival- PICTURES by funsowilliams(m): 5:38pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
Nigeria kings with flamboyancy is like 6 and 7... Who is funding this flamboyant lifestyle  |
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency : Fayose’s Game Plan by funsowilliams(m): 5:35pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
Fayose is very good in calculating Nigeria politics. The only Nigerian politician to ever fought OBJ and still be relevant up till today. Deep down Fayose is only calculating how to put a stop to harassment and arraignment he is going to receive from Buhari led federal government. In terms of quality leadership, Fayose does not really offer much than unnecessary noise. As for Buhari, he is a classic definition of nepotism, he has successfully divided the country along tribal and religion lines....If you look around people surrounding Buhari they were majorly former PDP key players. There is no difference between this APC led government and the one of PDP. The dearth of quality leadership in this country is so alarming... |
TV/Movies › Re: TSTV Lunch Live On AIT by funsowilliams(m): 7:11pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: A Rejoinder On Why I Left Christ Embassy Church By Marchman by funsowilliams(m): 1:26pm On Jul 09, 2017 |
After carefully reading your write up, i think you have done a good job when it comes to damage control but may i ask you sir, where you get your facts concerning Muslim are more united than Christians from  Have you heard of the word Shia vs shittes  ...one thing you should always put at the back of your mind is that no system is perfect.... |
Crime › Re: Buccaneers, Vikings, Cult Groups In Ikorodu Gather For Peace Meeting (Pics) by funsowilliams(m): 8:56pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
What the hell is going on with Nigeria |
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Politics › Re: #PMBFailuresAt2 Trending On Twitter As Nigerians Rate President Buhari by funsowilliams(m): 3:52pm On May 29, 2017 |
Buhari and bad policies is like 5 and 6 |
Politics › Re: #PMBFailuresAt2 Trending On Twitter As Nigerians Rate President Buhari by funsowilliams(m): 3:50pm On May 29, 2017 |
Pritypussi: God bless president Buhari.. we in the SW will gladly vote you in again like we did in 2015.
I hope the North are seeing these igbos.. Don't form any useless alliance with them later when they come to beg. I don't just understand, are you still living in Nigeria  Don't you buy things outside  What give you the audacity to talk on behalf of millions of people  |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Ordered Me Out Of The Church During Sunday Service by funsowilliams(m): 2:34pm On May 28, 2017 |
edidiongmichael: What Happened To Me On Sunday Service In Church
What's your candid view on this?
Recently I joined a church, I know how to play piano but not really well. The church has a standard pianist that plays literally on every church's event. When they discovered I knew how to play, they gave me the opportunity to be playing at least 2 times a month. Honestly, I didn't see myself as a church worker because I've never been to their meeting before. I only play when they tell me to otherwise I stay at the congregation. Last Sunday, I wore a shirt with a suit trouser and a sandals to church, then I wasn't expected to tuck in my shirt with a sandals. When I got to church, the pastor ordered me out of the church to tuck in before coming inside and instructed the ushers to not let me in until I tucked in my shirt. The church was still on and I got so ashamed and embarrassed. Everybody's eyes were on me during that time.
As confused as I was, I angrily left the church that moment to another nearby church.
Then I started thinking, Do we really have to tuck in our shirts to show how holy we are in church? What do you think had prompted the pastor to order me out? Do Christians have a dressing code? Will I be judged on the final day for letting loose my shirt to church? What's your view on this? Go back to that church and grow spiritually |
Politics › Re: Ogun 2019 Governorship Tears Amosun, Osoba & Tinubu Apart - Daily Trust by funsowilliams(m): 8:18pm On May 21, 2017 |
EWAagoyin: Amosun romance with the abuja cabal will make nothing but total irrelevant come 2019... same path fashola and fayemi are following ... tinubu hates people forcing candidates on the masses he believes in inter party democracy. ...I laugh in Chinese....who is the chairman of imposing their candidate on others if not tinubu.... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Paralyzed Two Days After Returning From His Village In Edo State. Photos by funsowilliams(m): 10:25am On May 13, 2017 |
Go fo deliverance, go to mfm prayer city Lagos... |
Health › Re: Dirty Water Coming Out Of A Tap In Zamfara State (Photo) by funsowilliams(m): 1:10pm On May 07, 2017 |
dis natral kunu
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Politics › Re: A Closer Look At Ibrahim Babangida's Latest Picture by funsowilliams(m): 9:13am On May 07, 2017 |
How time flies, d only Maradona of Africa so you can be weak like this.I thought you are untouchable, hope you make it to heaven.Only redefined corruption in Nigeria [b][/b] |
Romance › Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated A Woman by funsowilliams(m): 3:02pm On May 05, 2017 |
You gave her 458 missed calls, meeeeeeeeen...The girl still went ahead to dish out lies to you.....There is only one fact here you are the only one in love and she has your mumu button.Because you deflowered her that doesn't mean she is not a runs girl... Play along with the family drama till d baby is out then get a DNA 4 d baby....I am 60% sure that the girl has other package than you ...goodluck |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (4 - 2) On 25th April 2017 by funsowilliams(m): 8:49pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
costa is just another thing entirely, Is he on the field to fight or score...Can't wait for this guy to leave d club |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (4 - 2) On 25th April 2017 by funsowilliams(m): 7:18pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: 12 States Owe Salaries Despite Bailout Funds From FG by funsowilliams(m): 9:15am On Apr 25, 2017 |
chloedogie: You must think most of us here don't know what is happening in that state. A state where i had my primary and secondary education? A state where my father and mother retired as civil servants. A state where I go to once every month. A state where I must transact a business or make a call to someone living there minimum of once a day. And you opened your mouth to say Osun doesn't owe salaries? And you opened your mouth to say GEJ drew Osun into debt? Where were you when he was busy boasting when he just came into office that with or without fed govt allocations, he will run the state better than most oil rich states? Do you think we that read your comments here don't know what's going on in that state? Can you tell me one IGF Aregbesola has erected in the state in his few years in office? That he didn't do anything is a foolish talk. He did his bit but he's a bad administrator. He lacks the skills for running a state. Abeg no just vex me this morning. MY BROTHER GOD GO BLESS YOU.SEE, I DON'T JUST UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE WILL BE SO HEARTLESS TO DEFEND A BAD LEADER LIKE AREGBE...HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE WELFARE OF HIS CIVIL SERVANTS..... |
Politics › Re: 12 States Owe Salaries Despite Bailout Funds From FG by funsowilliams(m): 9:09am On Apr 25, 2017 |
Justuceleague2: Osun does not owe basic salary it's owing arrears
But I do agree, bad leaders, GEJ forced aregbe into debt by cutting allocation in half claiming there's no money but spending 2 trillion for campaign and dashing Dasuki $2M What kind of nonsense is this  Are you claiming that you know better than the labour people  guy your case weak someone.......let the facts be said Aregbe neglected the civil servants to starve to death while embarking on some no added value project |
Investment › Re: Do You Need A REAL INVESTMENT PACKAGE? We Just Might Have It..... by funsowilliams(m): 7:01pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
foluwasobabalola@gmail.com |
Celebrities › Re: Opeyemi Olarinde Blasts Daddy Freeze In An Interview With Bellanaija by funsowilliams(m): 8:07pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Daddy freeze thought you are a saint with the way you castigate others.How could you maltreated a woman that gave you a son and daughter like that. Indeed 52 demons are within you..Go for deliverance, u need help |
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attacking Benue Village Now - Facebook User by funsowilliams(m): 8:00pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
This turning to another thing entirely, the way Buhari led government is showing i don't care attitude towards this Fulani's herdsmen palaver is quite disheartening.Atleast they are human beings and they are also Nigerians....Gov ortom this is not fair..Remember whatever you do today it is going to be part of history tomorrow |
Politics › Re: 11 Most Influential Nigerian Women By Ovoko.com (Photos) by funsowilliams(m): 6:46pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Whoever compute dis list needs to check d meaning of influential...Do you know what it takes to be the wife of a president?? Or d richest black woman in Africa  There are like five names that shouldn't be on the list ..do your research properly before churning article of no value to the public |