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RomanceRe: See How This Maid Watches TV Only When Oga Is At Home Alone by funstufz(m): 11:45am On Jun 02, 2016
This is dangerly dangerous.... the man below never lies, so you either correct her of the posture and the revealing dress without underlay or do the needful(yeah, that depends embarassed embarassed embarassed)

cogbuagu:
Someone posted this on Facebook and I quote

"This how my maid watches tv everyday and I am at home alone with her and my wife is away on 3-5 days trips. This is very tempting people. What do I do...? "
PoliticsRe: Nobody Can Stop The Herdsmen From Grazing Other Parts Of Nigeria –ango Abdullahi by funstufz(m): 10:56am On Jun 02, 2016
grin grin grin grin

Prof. Prof...

["the former Vice Chancellor described herdsmen as businessmen who like other people can’t be denied access to the resources they need"

"Abdullahi said, “If for any reason, somebody in one section of this country will deny him access then we have to take measures to response to that. We are not saying that if a herdsman encroaches on a farm land . . . and this has been the tradition here for years; when they do some crops get damaged and an assessment is made and they pay. So why all the petty attitude?"]

What a statement from a learned proffessorr

With due respect Sir, is it possible for southerner businessmen to come over to your side, demolish and build Plaza/Complex in your existing Plaza without your permission and when you challenge them, they took turn to rape your wife, children and if possible kidnap or kill you own very self....

(Committee report about the attack on your household will determine whether you are entitled to any compensation or it was as a result of your hostility to defend your land that warranted the attack on your household, Sir)

(All based on your analogy/analysis, Sir) undecided undecided
PropertiesRe: I Want To Sell My 3bed Room Bungalow by funstufz(m): 10:45am On Jun 02, 2016
Where are the pix huh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Cancels Niger Delta Visit, Sends Osinbajo by funstufz(m): 10:36am On Jun 02, 2016
Need confirmation from Lai Mohammed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: . by funstufz(m): 9:40am On Jun 02, 2016
Please get me right,

Make known your direction via dialogue, the State is still called Nigeria and let the Elders decide before further destruction....

theDEVILisHERE:
What I meant was


FFUUUCCKKK DIALOGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!


We have no time for such nonsensical nonsense

We have a direction and that is where things must go

No time for unnecessary side talk
PoliticsRe: Guardian Of Chibok Girls In US Lambasts Nigeria For Taking Over Girls By Fiat by funstufz(m): 9:30am On Jun 02, 2016
This government again...

Why taking the girls from their benefactor...

The girls doesn't look happy to leave America...

The one under sponsorship abi na scholarship are there needing help, so I don't know the reason why (if this is true) the government is retrieving and taking over the girls this time around....

Leave the girls alone (cajole not the parent to sign what they knew not the meaning and implications)
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Campaign Promise Of Defeating Boko Haram About To Be Delivered by funstufz(m): 4:43pm On Jun 01, 2016
Nice reminder
EducationRe: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by funstufz(m): 4:25pm On Jun 01, 2016
I doubt if the picture of the yansh was as a result of beating...

Abi were the teachers pressing her buttocks with pressing iron or what...

No traces of cane lashes....

Of course, I don't support overbearing teachers but I don't think this was in line with what the intent of the post meant....
CelebritiesRe: See The Giant Cobra Snake Found In A Toilet Closet In Adamawa (photo) by funstufz(m): 4:21pm On Jun 01, 2016
Wonderment...

Abeg, we need this on FP as a warning to our people from that part of the country...

But, wait ooo, hope this is not photoshoped sha

Need lalasticlala for verification before further actions grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Dethroned Beauty Queen| "He Stole From Us" Another Queen Reacts(recording) by funstufz(m): 4:13pm On Jun 01, 2016
Is it by force to organize beauty pageant or 'crown' beauty Queen when your organisation might not be able to foot the bill.... embarassed embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Sammyhat Pamilerin Weds (Dejo Tunfulu's Daughter) by funstufz(m): 3:14pm On Jun 01, 2016
what a man can do, a dejian girl can.....
CrimeRe: 5 Men Beaten For Raping An 8-Year-Old Girl In Imo State by funstufz(m): 2:53pm On Jun 01, 2016
Ewo, you mean these hefty men took turn to defile a girl of 8years old...................

haaaaaaaaa, this is just too much

A full grown lady/woman can not even withstand them talk less of a minor... undecided undecided undecided
HealthRe: Sachet Water Turned Juice by funstufz(m): 1:31pm On Jun 01, 2016
A mistake when packing the water.... the factory also produces sachet juice and those ones was mistakenly placed in your pack as secret advertisement for their next product....

Bro, run for ya laifu
PoliticsRe: Atiku Proffers Solution To The Agitation Of A Biafra Republic by funstufz(m): 1:03pm On Jun 01, 2016
One of Nigerians problem.... do or die ambitionist
PoliticsRe: . by funstufz(m): 12:53pm On Jun 01, 2016
Don't Bleep Dialogue this time, Nobody ever envisaged it could get to this level, Who knows Dialogue might work this time around...


theDEVILisHERE:
Bleep DIALOGUE !!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: 40 Alleged Quotes From President ROBERT MUGABE That Will Make Your Day by funstufz(m): 12:40pm On Jun 01, 2016
Speak the truth and shame the devil, Are they really his wordshuhhuh
FoodRe: Top Ten Most Expensive Bottled Water. by funstufz(m): 12:22pm On Jun 01, 2016
After consuming one capfull of the most expensive bottled water on earth, what will I get afterwards...

Abi I no go chop again

Na to dey sip am with teaspoon be that ooo
CrimeRe: Sidechic Gets Bathed With Acid In Abuja By Man's Wife by funstufz(m): 12:08pm On Jun 01, 2016
Seriously you were lucky....

Next time you might not be that lucky...

Security consciousness is a must for you...
FoodRe: When You Cook With Tomato These Days (Funny Photo) by funstufz(m): 12:07pm On Jun 01, 2016
I cannot but laugh......

Wisdom demand full fledged security over soup with tomatoes inside....
FashionRe: Blessing Ogar Resigns After The Dethronement Of Her Colleague by funstufz(m): 10:59am On Jun 01, 2016
Injury/injustice to one.............
PoliticsRe: Bill On Loans For Undergraduates Passes Second Reading by funstufz(m): 10:42am On Jun 01, 2016
This is good development...

The next bill shall be Bill on Loans for the 'over-graduates'
PoliticsRe: Could This Be Why @Niger Delta Avengers Are Blowing Up Pipelines?(Pic by funstufz(m): 10:23am On Jun 01, 2016
Enemies without are best fought cause you could identify them with ease but how do we identify enemies withinhuhhuhhuhhuh??
PoliticsRe: . by funstufz(m): 9:53am On Jun 01, 2016
Look before you leap sis, this is not America and the reason are very glaring if we care to look at them...

During past regimes in Nigeria, how many innocent lives were spared when going after the perpetrators....

African sense indeed....

freshvine:
Some American Presidents had been assassinated have you read where Americans were treated as fatality? Why don't you think the appropriate thing to do is to fish out the perpetrators and make them face the full weight of the law?

It bothers me why Africans don't want to develop common sense
AgricultureRe: Two Nigerians Go Into Agriculture Because Of Economic Hardship. Pictures by funstufz(m): 8:57am On Jun 01, 2016
This is encouraging seriously..

But Op, you mean you made those heaps manually because I initially thought they were tipper loads of sand converted to heaps...

You really tried, God bless the works of your hands

Happy New Month
PoliticsRe: . by funstufz(m): 8:43am On Jun 01, 2016
Even though I don't support killing innocent people of the Niger Delta, I think these people are biting more than they could chew....

the reason is not far fetched, agitation for Sovereignty aside but killing a reigning/ruling president is another thing. Should these people try it, we all knew it would be on the neck of the innocents and law abiding people of that region while the main characters will surely find their ways out of the region leaving their people behind....

No misquote is allowed, just saying that they should thread softly in their agitation....dialogue at this time will surely work because everybody can see your seriousness...

Dialogue first...
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati Remarries Wife, Lara (Photos) by funstufz(m): 8:21am On Jun 01, 2016
Why secret re-marry....

It is a thing of pride and joy nah

Wait ooh, is that a new wife or the old wife in a new attire...

You are seeing what am sawing grin grin grin grin, the woman fine and beautiful oooo cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Photos Of President Buhari Greeting Everyone At The Presidential Villa by funstufz(m): 4:32pm On May 31, 2016
Were they not supposed to line up when greeting Mr. President grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Niger State: Blasphemy About Prophet Muhammed Sparks Violence by funstufz(m): 4:15pm On May 31, 2016
Respect and tolerance goes together my brother

I am not supporting religious extremism but they have done worse often and often....

2sexycom:
Learn to respect their religion, I am not a muslim.

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