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PoliticsRe: I Want To Sell My PVC by funstufz(m): 7:41pm On Mar 26, 2015
EgusiSoup:
Which future of unborn children?

Do you think your vote has ever counted in Nigeria since we started having elections?

Lets tell ourselves the truth.

I'm not an hypocrite undecided
Little droppings here and there must not be overlooked or underestimated my broda...
Technology MarketRe: Buy Cheapest LG Washing Machine by funstufz(m): 2:12pm On Mar 26, 2015
If you can inform us about your product, you can as well quote the price also instead of this link link stuff.
PoliticsRe: Why I Owe Osun Workers 5 Months Salary – Aregbesola by funstufz(m): 2:00pm On Mar 26, 2015
You can do better by ensuring that workers enjoy from the 'rice'and other electoral gifts also, afterall its not sourced freely.


[quote author=omoakin111 post=32023926]Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun on Wednesday opened up on his inability to pay the salaries of workers in the state for five months, blaming it on “declining federal allocation.”

He said he was deeply pained and unhappy that he had not been able to pay workers salaries.

“I have found it hard to pay the wage bills owing to the declining federal allocation

“Federal allocation to the state has reduced by 40 per cent since 2013, making it difficult for government to meet up its responsibilities,” he said.

Aregbesola said the situation became so bad at a time that he resorted to the state’s reserves and exhausted it on payment of salaries.

The governor added that the government went ahead to accumulate debt of N12 billion in its bid to ensure that salaries were paid.

He said that he would not mind to borrow more “just
PoliticsRe: GEJ Will Use Chief Of Army Staff To Retain Power-APC by funstufz(m): 1:48pm On Mar 26, 2015
This election will go a long way in the history of Nigeria... "like a pendulum, its unpredictable, can swing on any side even at the last moment"
Give Peace a chance
PoliticsRe: I Want To Sell My PVC by funstufz(m): 1:34pm On Mar 26, 2015
EgusiSoup:
Interested buyers and political paid agents should please PM me.

I'm very serious please. undecided
Before you give your 'final answer' to any party agents, please bear in mind fate of the unborn child. Peace
PoliticsRe: IS Buhari Star Dimming by funstufz(m): 1:30pm On Mar 26, 2015
It is not 'uhuru' yet, lets us all wait till saturday. May the Almigthy give us peace.
TravelRe: My Experience At US Embassy In Lagos Today by funstufz(m): 8:28am On Mar 26, 2015
maestroz:
...when GMB is elected president
Whether its GMB or GEJ, it all bothers on Value Re-orientation my broda...
AgricultureRe: Growing The Red Stark Apple. by funstufz(m): 10:47pm On Mar 25, 2015
Well done Sir, Please give details on weather/region for growing this type of fruit. Tanx
PoliticsRe: Prof Osinbajo Documentary (Video) - An Eye Opener by funstufz(m): 10:24pm On Mar 25, 2015
Is that the new campaign trend now?

What PDP is now saying is that they ALL ARE Saints forgetting that these people are NIGERIANS

Bring something better on achievements instead of all these propaganda jare

Haba undecided undecided undecided
Technology MarketRe: Clean Black Sony vaio laptop For Sale by funstufz(m): 9:56pm On Mar 25, 2015
pinkyruledworld:
I have got Black LG 1TB external HDD loaded with contents for sale @cheapey price.
Get yours now. Quote Me Whatsapp/call 08091030087 ,08169699225
Whats inside the HDD? Lets have have an idea of its contents

Thank you
TravelRe: My Experience At US Embassy In Lagos Today by funstufz(m): 9:54pm On Mar 25, 2015
Royals1:
This is ny experience at us embassy in lagos today. At window 1
VO: where are u going in Us
Response: am going to Chicago in illinios
VO: what are you going there for
Resp: I want to visit ny cousin over there.
VO:how long are u staying there
Resp : just for 2 weeks
VO: what do u do heere
Respo: I work as a manager in a cleaning compaany
VO: how much do u earn
Resp: 180k afta tax
VO: are u married
Resp: Yes with a kid
VO: have u travelled before
Respon: No
VO: put ur fingerprint there
VO: thank you for coming u can reapply someother time take dis paper and read it thank u
Resp: thank you
eewoooooooo, sorry ooo
Just like that in less than 5minutes..........
Money don go be that undecided undecided
When will the Green Passport get respect again my people....
AgricultureRe: Get Thailand Dwarf Hybrid F1 Pawpaw Seeds And Seedlings by funstufz(m): 3:41pm On Mar 24, 2015
PapaBrowne:
Different people value themselves and their services differently. We are not in a communist country where prices are fixed. If @world1 chooses to sell at N50 and he has a reputation for delivery as well as maybe would offer free advice, then naturally I'd rather buy from him than buy from a complete stranger who is offering same for 10 Naira.

All hotel rooms sell space for you to sleep for the night. They offer a bed, toilet space, maybe an air conditioner and a few other pecks. Now if you go to some, you'll be offered for 5000 Naira per nite while there are others who would offer for 40,000 Naira per nite. Now its up to the buyer to choose from the various services which best suits him!!
All the same let be reasonable with pricing and endeavour not to scare would-be farmer with pricing. From your analysis, isnt dat the reason why many of their rooms are empty...
AgricultureRe: Get Thailand Dwarf Hybrid F1 Pawpaw Seeds And Seedlings by funstufz(m): 10:00am On Mar 24, 2015
nikaShow:
For whatever reason, I think the 'cheaper options' should also put theirselves 'out there'...
I didn't even know of this kind of pawpaw till I saw this thread, if he says he wants to sell his own at 50, leave him to sell his own at 50 na...and let him handle his own 'market',
And let the 13,20 people also advertise and get their own market, enough space for everybody under the sun,
We don't have to pull anybody down to make it, let's face our own work and prosper in it!
Yeah everybody is allowed to advertise products as deem fit but should also be reasonable. Nobody is pulling anybody down...
AgricultureRe: Get Thailand Dwarf Hybrid F1 Pawpaw Seeds And Seedlings by funstufz(m): 8:44am On Mar 24, 2015
jethro2:
Gbam.
I concured
There are lot of people that trade Songhai's product at reasonable price. I know a Songhai contact that sells for N13 per seed. Thank God East West Seed International and Continental Seed are now in Nigeria. People can even buy cheaper.
13, 20, 50. Price difference on the latter is much maybe as a result of sourcinghuhhuh?
Please encourage new farmers with good and reasonable prices
AgricultureRe: Practical Farmers Pls Share Ur Bitter Experience, Let Learn From Your Mistakes. by funstufz(m): 11:47am On Mar 23, 2015
[quote author=jethro2 post=3188104
Yes. Agriculture is profitable but one has got to learn the rope.
There is no short cut in agric.
Meanwhile an Agribusiness On Farm Practical Training "Grow Your Own Vegetables" is starting in April.
Minimum attendance is a month stay on the farm in Saki.
Participation fee is N20,000 per month,accommodation inclusive.
Time to get your hand dirty
Learn from experience hands on the farm
08064688501, 08188540096[/quote]Nice way to go before one venture into agribusiness. I need more info, is it weekend inclusive, time schedule per day, wat types of vegetables are we learning with?....
PoliticsRe: SSS Forced Me To Deny N7b Bribe Allegation Against Jonathan – Borno Pastor by funstufz(m): 11:07pm On Mar 21, 2015
What next?
PoliticsRe: INEC Chairman And Prof Osibanjo In Sacret Meeting by funstufz(m): 11:04pm On Mar 21, 2015
What's the relevance of your topic and the posthuhhuhhuh
HealthRe: Good life awaits me by funstufz(m): 11:01pm On Mar 19, 2015
try ketofung cream
Nairaland GeneralRe: Stay In This Bathroom For A Day And Get 75 Million Dollars us. Yay Or Nah? by funstufz(m): 9:48pm On Mar 19, 2015
rokiatu:
Yay or nah?
Let me know when the money will be ready because No Credit Job Allowed........

I will bless the roaches with Anointed Baygon and 'O npa ayan" grin

BTW, that $75M small sha, u fit increase am to $100M, never mind, you are in thought also grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan'll Declare A Marshal Plan To Rebuild North East When Re-elected- Mu’azu by funstufz(m): 9:42pm On Mar 19, 2015
nagoma:
BELIEVE HIM AT YOUR PERIL ( You deceive me once shame on you, you deceive me twice shame on me)

PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN’S 91 CAMPAIGN PROMISES IN 2011 – HELP IDENTIFY THOSE HE HAS DELIVERED

GEJ made 91 campaign promises, has delivered on any of them?

Between February and March, 2011, President Goodluck Jonathan, as the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), toured the entire nation on campaign. Each stopover he made, he dropped at least two campaign promises.

National dailies reported them as he unleashed the promises. The International Press Centre (IPC), Lagos-Nigeria, in partnership with the Institute for War and Peace Reporting documented them – 91 of them!

IPC documented the promises under 13 subtitles including infrastructural development, power, economy, energy and gas and security. Others are agriculture, education, women, water resources, mineral resources, national question, reforms and Niger-Delta.

IPC sourced the campaign promises from the February and March 2011 editions of Daily Trust, Champion, Punch, Thisday, Vanguard and The Guardian newspapers; the February and March 2011 editions of The News, Tell and Newswatch magazines; the transcript of Goodluck Jonathan lone TV debate as obtained from the African Independent Television (AIT) and the inaugural Presidential address of Goodluck Jonathan.

The full report is available online at www.ipcng.org. Hard copies of the report are also available at IPC’s office in Lagos but below are the promises tabulated for you to identify those he has delivered.

Infrastructural development
To revive the rail system in the country
To complete Lagos to Jebba rail project
To intervene and revitalize the moribund Nigeria Machine Tools and other infrastructure owned by the federal government.
Government has budgeted N50b for job development and infrastructure
To modernize the ports
To complete the second River Niger bridge before the expiration of the tenure
To make the Minister of Works to immediately start repairs of the road leading to Murtala Mohammed International Airport
To transform all major routes in Damaturu to federal roads
To assist in resuscitating all the collapsed industries in Kano state
To work towards making Akanu Ibiam airport in Enugu an international airport
To seek alternative funding means to repair the Benin-Ore road.
To set up a committee to review Federal government landed properties in Lagos, hand over those that should and retain those that should be in possession of the Federal Government.
To give Sokoto-Kotangora road unfettered attention
Power
To deliver stable, constant supply of electricity
To provide stable power supply by the year 2015 so that small and medium scale industries can thrive again.
To ensure that Nigerians do not use generators more than two times in a week
To explore the coal deposits in Benue and Kogi states for improved power supply
To construct more dams to build more hydro-power stations.
To reduce the importation of generators at least 90 percent in the next four years.
To raise power generation to about 4,747 megawatts by December 2011
To put an end to epileptic power supply in the country just as fuel queues at petrol stations were ended
Economy
To work with the private sector and all the relevant agencies to stimulate industrial growth”
To introduce 5-year term budgeting
To diversify the economy
To strive to revive the Ajaokuta Steel complex and Itakpe Iron ore company
To address the issues of unemployment through diversification of the nation’s economy to that of sustainable agricultural development across the 36 states of federation
To reduce production cost by inviting manufacturers of high demand commodities in the country to set up production factories in the country
To get industries in Lagos up and running, also bring industries to the Niger Delta
To in the next 2 years create 1.5 million jobs
To transform the economy within four years
To constitute a special committee drawing experts from the MAN, NACCIMA and related bodies as well as key government officials to deliberate regularly on policies that will improve the nation’s economy; committee to be coordinated by the chief economic adviser to the President.
To review importation rules and regulations to encourage local manufacturers
To create wealth through the transformation of the economy by intervening in several areas
To revitalise all the Federal government properties that have been abandoned in Lagos State, through privatisation in conjunction with the state government.
To have a deliberate policy to create jobs by funding SMEs
To create an enabling environment for the transformation of the country through the creation of job opportunities for youth and empowerment of the women
To deliver Nigeria from poverty, promote agriculture, create employment, create wealth, work on irrigation farming to provide food
Energy & Gas
To facilitate the Petroleum Industry Law with emphasis on local content such that jobs are created for Nigerians.
To construct 2 world scale petrochemical plants, 2 fertilizer plants and 2 fertilizer blending plants.
To make investment under the gas-driven economic roadmap result in foreign direct investment of about $10 billion over the next three years.
To establish petrochemical plant around Koko Free Trade Zone in Delta State
To build a $3 billion central gas processing facility by 2012 to be sited in Obiaruku Delta State.
To attract $25 billion worth of investment into developing the country’s gas infrastructure
To in four years, make Nigeria go beyond producing and exporting crude oil to exporting refined petroleum products because Nigeria has no reason to keep importing kerosene
To create 600,000 new jobs in the gas industry
To boost gas supply from 1.0 billion cubic feet per day to 10 billion cubic feet by the year 2020.
To invest in petrol chemicals, mining, research and development
been trying to get the report oooo, could you help put it in Word or pdf as attachment for easy download
PoliticsRe: Jonathan'll Declare A Marshal Plan To Rebuild North East When Re-elected- Mu’azu by funstufz(m): 9:34pm On Mar 19, 2015
nagoma:
Jonathan's 2011 Election Promises (continued) HELP IN IDENTIFYING THOSE HE FULFILLED.

To make anyone caught breaching the public peace to face the full wrath of the law.
To make sure that no part of the country is allowed to be a sanctuary for criminals anymore be they armed robbers or kidnappers
To make a complete transformation of national security architecture
To confront headlong ethno-religious violence in the country
To ensure there is no sacred cow in the fight against corruption; all crimes will be investigated as security is key.
Not to interfere with corruption cases
To strengthen EFCC and ICPC to fight crime
To eradicate kidnappings impeding entrepreneurship in Eastern Zone
To pursue all bombers and terrorists
To adopt modern method to tackle the problem of political violence
Agriculture
To boost agriculture through irrigation and maximizing vast mineral resources in the country
To revive the marketing boards to ensure that farmers are no longer cheated on the sales of their farm products and produce while more silos would be built to help farmers preserve their products
To provide farmers with information on agricultural production and move towards mechanized agriculture.
To make each state to specialize in two crops; cash and local crop
Has earmarked some money to revitalize ailing industries and give loans to framers
To emback on irrigation project to boost production; to start two projects in Kwara State
To boost farming activities by providing power and water
Education
To establish at least one Federal University in each state of the federation by the end of 2012
To improve on hostel facilities across the nation
To revamp Almajiri system of education
To work towards improving the education sector as a prelude to transforming economy and as means of empowering the people
To improve on teaching and learning environment while the new universities are structured
To make every Nigerian of school age to have access to education
Women
To give 35% of political appointments at both ministerial and ambassadorial levels to women
Water Resources
To re-build Ilesa water scheme
To complete Ife/Ijesa dam
To provide sufficient water to the people of Taraba;
the design work for Mambilla dam has been completed To make dam resuscitation to result in Agric boom, reduce poverty in Taraba state
Mineral Resources
To ensure that Hydro carbon deposits in some parts of the North are fully exploited
To revamp mining activities in Jos, Plateau State
To make solid mineral key revenue source in Nigeria
National Question
To not discriminate based on ethnicity or religion
To run an all inclusive government without discrimination
To conduct a free and fair election
To run an open government
To stand for national unity and wealth creation
To make Nigeria a single indivisible entity and bring development to every part of the country
To compensate communities affected by dam construction in Niger state
To fight corruption regardless of the position of the person involved”
To commit to politics without bitterness.
To build a new economy that is strong and dynamic and underpinned by a patriotic work ethic’; to run a government that is committed to fairness, equity and justice for all.
Reforms
To reform and ensure that the Customs conform to global practices
To facilitate a bill to National Assembly to give constitutional backing to traditional rulers as custodians of the traditions and customs of the people
To make the new tax policy to address the multiple taxation and related issues and make it become a thing of the past
To lead by example; strengthen the anti-graft agencies, not interfere and give free hand on all matters of investigation against any government official.
To build a new economy that is strong and dynamic and underpinned by a patriotic work ethic’.
To continue to run a government that is committed to fairness, equity and justice for all.
Niger Delta
To put in place a four-year development plan for the Niger Delta region that will create coastal roads, railways and mechanised agriculture and look for ways of exporting our produce; set up committees on their execution.
To work together with the Cross River State Government to make sure Tinapa is vibrant and productive.
To ensure that the National Boundary Development Agencies are funded to tackle the challenges that arose out of the ceding of Bakassi to Cameroun
To bring investors to establish petrochemical industries in Niger Delta
U see my bloda, he will start the implementation immediately his 2nd tenure kick off, all he is doing now is warming up grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan'll Declare A Marshal Plan To Rebuild North East When Re-elected- Mu’azu by funstufz(m): 9:30pm On Mar 19, 2015
lalasticlala:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/19/jonathan-will-rebuild-north-east-muazu/
peradventure he made it to 2nd term, he will start the implementation 2months to the end of his tenure..............
AgricultureRe: Cost Of Mechanised Land Clearing in Ogbomosho With Pictures by funstufz(m): 4:51pm On Mar 19, 2015
jasper7:
I must say, you have acted maturely. I like people who appreciate good things when they see one.

As for your doubts about Hotmas911. I believe that with time, you realise the doubts are unwarranted.

I mean, someone doubted Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates and the rest of them.

I think with the wisdom and aggression of hotmas, he is heading that line.

Am talking like this because I have sat down to discuss extensively with him. And you just perceive those qualities in him.

Nevertheless. some people are made of that same ilk and never achieve greatness. I pray God grants my brother and friend Hotmas911 the Grace to sustain and build on his qualities.
Yeah, building on quality takes time but its achieveable.
Welldone hotmas1, Jasper & co. Others too
Christianity EtcRe: ‘how I Slept With Prominent Pastors And Ministers’ – International Prostitute by funstufz(m): 3:40pm On Mar 19, 2015
lalasticlala:
http://www.thetrentonline.com/shocking-confession-international-prostitute/
Which pastor dey give you phone number during altar call, that can only happen in Ghana and not in Naija........ Yeye people

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