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PoliticsRe: Nurses Bring Sick 85-year-old Voter To Polling Booth by funstufz(m): 6:03am On Mar 29, 2015
So much for the aged exercising their rights...
There is light at the end of this tunnel for us all in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Bode George Loses Polling Unit To APC by funstufz(m): 5:26am On Mar 29, 2015
1 vote, that was very challenging...
PoliticsRe: My Finger Was Recognised At 11 Th Try – Gov. Aliyu by funstufz(m): 5:22am On Mar 29, 2015
And he voted at the 12th attempt
(no insult intended)
PoliticsRe: HELP!!!!!!!!! Buhari Or Goodluck, Which Will You Name Your New Born Child? by funstufz(m): 5:01am On Mar 29, 2015
As the Lord help me, will name my child after righteousness
PoliticsRe: Policeman Kills Youth For Insisting On Sighting Election Result Sheet by funstufz(m): 4:54am On Mar 29, 2015
Asking for the result sheet should not have resulted in the killing of a Nigerian.
No crime commited in asking, the refusal and the subsequent killing is unjustifiable at all. Haba, killing a man because he asked to sight the result sheet. We are never told if he wanted it for his private use?
No sane man will support delibrate killing of his own people by the same people in charge of their protection. IRMC
PoliticsRe: APC Chairmanship Aspirant, Others Die In Boat Accident On Way To Vote by funstufz(m): 10:00pm On Mar 28, 2015
What a loss.
RIP to the dead
May the Almigthy God comfort their families
CrimeRe: ‘the Police Arrested Me, Tied Me To Their Van And Shot Me Over N40' by funstufz(m): 9:10pm On Mar 28, 2015
CrimeRe: ‘the Police Arrested Me, Tied Me To Their Van And Shot Me Over N40' by funstufz(m): 9:08pm On Mar 28, 2015
PoliticsRe: Buses & Polling Units Reportedly Burnt, Corps Members Injured In Imo State by funstufz(m): 8:42pm On Mar 28, 2015
PoliticsRe: Just In:polling Unit Result by funstufz(m): 5:58pm On Mar 28, 2015
Keep it rolling, even though INEC site was hacked...
PoliticsRe: INEC Okays Manual Accreditation Due To Issues With Card Reader by funstufz(m): 5:36pm On Mar 28, 2015
Jamming jammers...
Nigeria we hail thee
Jokes EtcRe: Annoying 8years Old Son..please Read It.. by funstufz(m): 5:22pm On Mar 28, 2015
8year old crook...
Foreign AffairsRe: Result Sheet Missing In Rivers State: Amaechi Not Accredited by funstufz(m): 5:15pm On Mar 28, 2015
nestkojex:
Na wa o. PDP is currently trying to use INEC officer assigned to Rivers state to rig elections there for GEJ. The female INEC officer is an indigene of Bayelsa. The situation is that many polling units don't have result sheet. This means that PDP will make the woman use the missing result sheet to declare false result for PDP. As a result, governor Amaechi refused to vote because he cannot allow his vote to the counted as vote for PDP. The report sheet is with PDP and they will use it to record that all the people in the ward voted for PDP. This is unacceptable. That INEC woman needs to be probed.
This year election in Nigeria is one of a kind...
PoliticsRe: It Is Raining Yet Nigerians Are Patiently Voting (photos) by funstufz(m): 4:57pm On Mar 28, 2015
Today na today ooo
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Bola Tinubu Sends Out Mass Text Mgs Urging Supporters To Vote GEJ by funstufz(m): 4:53pm On Mar 28, 2015
carzola:
The former governor of Lagos State, has through this message, called on all APC members to join hands in re-electing President Jonathan as this will be in the best interest of the people of the south-west and Nigeria.
See snap shots in link.
Source

http://www.thetrentonline.com/breaking-news-bola-tinubu-sends-out-mass-text-messages-urging-supporters-to-vote-goodluck-jonathan-look/
Impossibly imporsicant
PoliticsRe: What Is President Jonathan Wearing Underneath His Cloth? by funstufz(m): 4:39pm On Mar 28, 2015
na1raland:
Though, I envy that PEJ Versace Baroque sunglasses, can't retail less than $5,000 but Abeg make Una help me ooo.... grin Is that a regular men's singlet abi na "shimmy" wey Oga Jona dey wear?
Abeg give the man a break jare...
Otuoke is home, so he is allowed
RomanceRe: Know Why Ladies Do Not Shave Their Private Part by funstufz(m): 4:29pm On Mar 28, 2015
OMG, 90% fah, must be long since you started taking female pubic hair census oooo

[quote author=TK16 post=32079221] Why ladies love leaving hairs on their lower dichotomy?

This is exclusively for the ladies, but if you are a male and you are reading this, you are so much welcome to this topic. I believe you (male) have being wondering if the ladies do shave their private part’s (vagina as meant in this article) hair.

Shaving is the removal of hair, by the use of a razor, knife or any other bladed equipment, to slice it down to the level of the skin or as most preferred.

The truth about this is that many ladies do not shave their private part’s hair, they prefer it bushy, while some others like it shaved so they can fell the cool air that penetrates through the minuscule openings on their dresses.

As neat and good looking as the ladies you see well dressed, well make-up and looking juicy are, 90% of those ladies have their pubic regions unshaven I mean very bushy.
HealthRe: .. by funstufz(m): 4:16pm On Mar 28, 2015
Pix...

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-It calms the nerves
-It aids digestion
-Eases constipation
-It helps in cell build up (Good for children)
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PoliticsRe: INEC Extends Voting Till Sunday by funstufz(m): 4:12pm On Mar 28, 2015
I guess that was network problem...just saying
PoliticsRe: INEC Website Hacked by funstufz(m): 12:43pm On Mar 28, 2015
Nigeria and fire brigade approach sha
RomanceRe: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by funstufz(m): 12:31pm On Mar 28, 2015
One round, then she repuested for another round and thereafter, bobo no gree again, baby dey spit fire...yawahappens
PoliticsRe: The Card Reader Failure. One Solution Found. (pls Share) by funstufz(m): 12:22pm On Mar 28, 2015
adrianstylez:
Card readers were apparently failing often at a polling booth near an Accenture staff's home. And the guy couldn't understand why...cos the readers were all new. So he approached the INEC woman. Inspected the reader. Only to find the protective film on the lense of the reader had not been removed. After a protracted argument he convinced the woman to remove it. The reader not only read the prior rejected cards, it was reading with even faster response time. Please share n let's reclaim Naija together. Mods do the needful
I did mine in less than 1minute but I think this should be given wider publicity ooo.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Will Decide Presidential Election – Poll by funstufz(m): 8:34pm On Mar 27, 2015
Less than 12hours to vote...
PoliticsRe: Curfew by funstufz(m): 6:26pm On Mar 27, 2015
Where?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Kingdom Of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Has Been Destroy by funstufz(m): 8:16pm On Mar 26, 2015
Saul we knew, where is David?

dammieking1:
Saul did not want to be king.....he was only
looking for his
father's lost sheep... when he met OBJ.....sorry,
when he
met Samuel....and Samuel told him to stop looking
looking
for what is lost...He has been chosen to become
the first
Ijaw man to lead the nation.....Saulreplied Samuel
and said
"I am too small to do this, I belong to the family of
Benjamin, the least among the tribes of Israel...I
have no
shoes......bla bla bla..."
Samuel told him 'arise, you are the king....'
Saul became the king.....but ran out of the glory of
God.
HOWhuh
Saul stole properties like sheep, cattle, money etc
as against
the instruction of God.....He kept them in his
palace where
he thought the eyes of God cannot reach.....Then
Samuel
appeared to him and asked him "did you keep the
instruction
of God?"......"yes, I did.....I am a christian, I go to
Jerusalem every year, redemption camp is my
favorite,
Winners chapel is my choice, Oritsajafor can
confirm to
you!".....Samuel then smelt the odour of $20b
inside the
palace...he asked Saul immediately...."but your
Excellency,
What of these dollars smelling from your room?"
Saul
replied "I kept them for God, infact, I will give CAN
7B, the
obas emirs and igwes.....I will visit churches and
mosques,
even I will use part of it for evangelism to win
more souls
for God, souls like Gani, Fasheun, Tompolo...asari
etc..."
Samuel replied....."You cannot fool God, the God
that
created the entire world including America cannot
lack
dollars....He is the ever sufficient God....did He ask
you for
anything before you became king?.....Saul,the
LORD has
rejected you because of your corruption.....your
government
has been destroyed, the kingdom has been given
to your
neighbour who is better than you..."
God selected David to succeed Saul.....
Saul fought David
David refused to be dragged into any fight with
Saul
Saul attempted to kill David in Kaduna...David
escaped
The house of David waxed stronger and
stronger....
The house of Saul got weaker and weaker...
At last......God won.
David became king after the demise of Saul.......
May God bless the studying of His word for the
salvation of
our souls...
A M E N
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A Bad Market - Tinubu by funstufz(m): 7:55pm On Mar 26, 2015
Anoda evening wonderment,
u try sha
u have succeeded in creating a thread even though its a joke
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls Finally Rescued In Gwoza by funstufz(m): 7:50pm On Mar 26, 2015
Ofcourse we all are waiting for the news but let them not forget to rescue/resusitate the victims of the bomb blasts...or they don't matter at allhuhhuh??

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