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Nigeria seemed to have problem with Mu'azus'.
Am sure 'the ogas at the top' would call this one to order quickly.
They will not dare the repeat of what this action could cause without extension. Boko haram menace would be child's play.

I trust CBN sha or I could be wrong.

[quote author=mohince post=35286415]Leadership reports that Ibrahim Mu’azu, director,corporate communications, CBN, confirmed that the deadline for registration is tomorrow, Tuesday, June 30, 2015.

Contrary to the speculation that customers who do not have BVN will be prevented from making transactions, such as payments and withdrawals, Mu’azu said only customers using remote access services: internet banking,Automated Teller Machines (ATMs) and other on-line services would not be able to transact.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Ok, governors needs to pay their workers on time, they are taking time.

But apart from that we are still waiting for buhari promises
1) 1 dollar = 1 naira
2) he will stabilise the prise of oil
3) petrol would be sold at 20 naira
4) nigeria would become a super power
5) boko haram will end in one month time
6) pregnant chicken would be taken in a good hospital for safe delivery
7) all the cows would have a good helipad, incase of exportation
8 Ashawos would further their education in italy
9) 24 hours light
10) tap would be running everyday
11) all mosquitoes would be given subsidy so that they would stop biting and causing malaria

infact the list is too much, buhari what is happening nitori olorun.
Ok na continue

Oh boy, you badt ehn, where you get this epistle from?........

Invisibleye:
If you have to be ugly, you might as well be the best at it. A 10-year old, hunchbacked, mixed breed dog named “Quasi Modo” was awarded first place at the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition on Friday, according to a press release for the Petaluma, California, event. Quasi, whose short spine makes her resemble a hyena, “epitomized excellence in ugliness” Chief Judge Brian Sobel said. The designation won $1,500 for her owner.



SOURCE:
Twitter:- @360jamng

This is 'Dugly'

Still remember his 'Net' holding goal... God be with his families, friends, fans...

Only 'secret member'... He must have collected his membership form when PHCN gave no light

Is Anambra the 'next' target for Boko Haram because I see no reason that info should be maee public if at all it was true...

Nigeria we hail thee

debolly:
Just thinking..if the bed for married couples is called matrimonial bed. What then do you call bed for those dating?

Testimonial Bed nahh

mysweetnina:
Nairalanders, I need mature and real people opinion here.

I am a banker, 32, married with two kids, boy and girl.
I cheat on her but i dont see it as cheating but rather caring for my emotional needs.
I have talked her into coming to stay in lafia with me before but i noticed she is very comfortable with her job and i dont want to be the reason for career truncation/ dissatisfaction in her life.

to live my life in my own way;
strategically sleeping with other ladies as need be.
recently, i asked my colleague out. a lady banker, same level.
for 3 months now, we have been hot
and
i can no longer touch or tolerate my wife.
my colleague recently took in for me but we took care of it.

i am scared as she is madly in love with me and she is available.

I am also madly in love with her.

i am choosing her over my wife right now.

how can I solve this.

Guys I love her, dont tell me to leave her.

we enjoy sex together in a way I dont with my wife.

Just give your honest opinion to help those that may find themselves in my place someday.

Thank u.

By the time your eyes cleared, you would discover that not ONLY you dey shine her 'congo' but by then, she would be FAR ahead of you........

Even if you don't want to leave her then, she would definitely LEAVE you.

Think this through before you put your FAT on fire waiting for it to DRY

niggereyez:
yeye dey smell!
*strolls out*

modified...
FTC bragging rights is dedicated to my dog (chelsea) who just had 4 bouncing baby puppies
*pardon d english*
*so excited*

U fit lend them one of the puppies make them rear am to become their 'lover'

Udstar:
By Adeyemi Adepetun

• Compulsory for passport, bank accounts,
others







http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/06/national-identity-number-mandatory-from-september/

How many times person will have to register per REGIME for the UNRECOVERABLE National Identity Card/Number...........

nairo:
you just need to tell us ahead of time so we too can work towards being available for you because we don't stay in a particular farm. you can chose any day that suits you it's ok

Is that ALL?

boluwajokosegun:
What are your plans this year to make agriculture an additional sources of income.
You dont have to be a 24/7 days farmer to do this

This year by 4thquarter to first quarter of 2016 plantain flour will become a stable food in most nigeria homes.

It is by far better than Garri, semovita, Fufu, amala, loiloi, pounded yam.....please check it out

So if you want a stress free agric venture i recomend PLANTAIN FARMING.


Remember we help our clients to buy land at N55k per acre, set up & manage farm at a reseanable fee.

We can go a step further to sell for our client but terms & conditions apply.

On the bolded above, where is the land located? Any other hidden charges?

Thank you

Kasiem2:
see things like the tallest drum or odourless fufu?

for the least, you will enjoy the beat of the drum while you are eating the odourless fufu on top

Luvdmx:

Food for Thought

nairo:
book for inspection today

How?

Do you have special days you take clients or is clients based; or either way.

What are the modalities involved?

Thank you.

Kasiem2:
There are some of friends that want to share their monthly stipend with the people of osun but don't really know how to get it across to them. Please, is there any public account opened for this innocent workers that have been turned refugees by their government?

Get down to Osun and see things for yasef.

Not online stuff

acunon:
Popular singer, African China took to his Instagram account to show off his massive Television.
See photos below!

Source:https://instagram.com/p/3_oprHj2o4/

The place sef looks like Timaya's House.........

Streamsyjd:
I attended my sister's church today in Arepo, Ogun-State. I attend the church whenever am around.
I noticed this morning that there was a very loud speaker playing different kind of Muslim songs so I asked my brother in law when the mosque started and he said theres no mosque. That the man that owns the house opposite the church (a strong muslim) complained severely that MFM church were disturbing him that they r not the only church around. So since they did not do anything about it he decided to teach them a lesson by putting a loud speaker directly in front of them.
The funny thing is the man sat inside his compound pressing phone.
My sister's church is beside the MFM church, RCCG, Peace and Godwin Parish.
We got to church 7am so I saw everything and moreover I always stay in the children's church upstairs
Kind of funny... It is well cos I Dnt know what to say...
Happy Sunday...

Check the pix below

What is sane about all these? In less than Five (5) days now, the muslims will start their annual fasting, so who gets the blame on their disturbing tafsirs, ramadan lectures, midnight/dawn wake-up callsssssssss.

Haba, there are better ways to resolve issues other than this act of his.

Fem60:
Do you believe that you can make over $50 daily on fiverr. That I too small, I believe that is what many people will say. Well! $50 is not too small in a day, that is $1500 every single month (300,000). Is not money, when we are talking about fiverr, many Nigerian make more than that. Am here to help you with my two weeks online fiverr training. We guarantee you $50 before the end of the training. Just follow here to read more about this offer: www.nairaland.com/2350151/two-weesks-step-step-fiverr

tried to view your thread but its "its removed or hidden".
Any other link?

All these things wey this man dey display, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, he is just showing us the preview, VERY SOOOOOOON, Charly Boy will show his TRUE COLOR

Its just a matter of time.....

Deleting Jonathan's Late response administration 99.45%.......

Whether na quiet, low-key, 'no-key' or by slow motion, let him come oo.

Tomorrow is the D-Day.

#president-electnowMrPresident

Good morning sir, thank you for sharing the info, but am still waiting for the info on the simple test ooo.
Welldone

This man 'fall' peoples hand jare. Has he forgotten his senior broda who won a seat inside prison. He served 'time' to get on his seat but with no option of another seat.
Let this man face his own options: serve now and extradiction later or vice versa...

nairo:
acres sir

Any other hidden charge(s) Tanx

satelliteDISH:
@mukhtara446, 4661X decoder is an mpeg2 decoder and it will not b able to receive multi tv channels which houses TV3. SO if u want to watch live match on tv3, go and buy an mpeg4 or HD decoder.

Morning op, please am new to fta thread, kindly help on how to enjoy the services.
Type of dish, size of dish, name of decoder, type and model and other tins like lnb, cable type, length and other accessories.
If possible, their prices.
Thanks

nairo:
Our hectares of land is now available for sell,

#very nice soil for agriculture
#good road network
#electricity
#No omo onile wahala
#proper documentation.

There are a lot to benefits from this golden Opportunity as you can drive and stop right in from of your farm. Don't be left behind because people are already buying.
We sell #80,000 per acre as it may go up anytime because of the newly constructed road in the area. So hurry and contact us on:

Call/whatsapp: 07038990406
Bbm: 7F70082A

Hectares or Acres,
Kindly clarify, Thanks

uviesa:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/05/18/five-men-to-trek-from-nigeria-to-mecca-for-buhari/

When it is time to trek to Jerusalem for Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, kindly inform me...
After Mecca and Jerusalem, the next destination shall be USA/CHINA, depending on which of the Presidents will attend Buhari's swearing-in ceremony in-person.
South Africa treking shall commence after 1month in office.
Never knew this would be a 'trekking' government.

#trekkingalltheway

nwonufestus:
To mark the cultural day at the Rivers state University of
Science and Technology ,this female student took the
occasion to the next level when she showed up braless. She
was channelling a King's wife..
According to myfrnd who sent the pics,
students from respective tribes wore different traditional
attires to showcase their culture.
Well, this doesn't look raunchy because this is how African
queens dressed back in the day ..
Kudos to her

Whats her name please, I think she deserve an Award on Africa Cultural Heritage... IMO