₦airaland Forum

Mahsums:
una go defend am wit all available resources cos he's Nathaniel

There's NO Christian terrorist. Terrorism is an exclusive preserve of Muslims.

BabyApple:
Please i am one of the tricycle rider that work from Oyingbo to Yaba.. Since we have banned i have not been able to get something to do .. keke is just there doing nothing.. please i need a job ooo.. I can wash clothes , cars. I need a job to do for God sake.. I have been sitting down idle for days. i follow trekked from Sabo to Alausa Ikeja On Monday.. Not Knowing that Ikeja Keke Rider has engaged the police earlier that day.. on getting to ikeja we were hint that we should not go near Government House If we not wan end up in jail.. Na Leg walk i take leg am reach Anthony before i later see Bus to Yaba .. Please I need a Job... Any Job as long as it is not illegal.. My keke is just 5 months Old.. If you have Mini Bus , I can Drive it for you..

Sell your Keke and buy a mini bus

Africonji:
They should move to Abia State. We are very conducive for business. OVI has made the state investor friendly.

Where will the okadas ply? Umuahia or Aba?

Exmilitant:
As I was stepping out of my compound to get bread for breakfast this morning, I saw two girls, stark naked running towards me. Behind them were a group of young men and women with sticks, stones and machetes hotly pursuing these girls.

The force with which these girls grabbed me begging me to save them eh, where it not for the gate i would have somersaulted and crashed on the ground. The crowd on seeing me mellowed, and started chorusing 'oga those girls na lesbians'. I tactfully dismissed the mob and promised to handle the issue.

I am with them in a pharmacy getting their wounds treated. There is a nagging question I want answers to as I watch these beautiful harmless girls:

Why are Africans vehemently opposed towards these kind of people and LGBTQ people in general? Is religion or culture the reason? What is wrong in loving a person of the same sex? Is it the greatest of evil? Is evil categorized? I need answers to these questions in order to know what decision to make on these girls...

Amidst all these, it never occurred to you that we feed on pictures in this Nairaland

On behalf of other concerned Nairalanders, I ask you show us pictures or GTFOH!

zelgiusdigby:
LMAO! Doesnt matter, slave army or not you lot are toast. Heck we may not even have to pick up a single weapon, we will just let you lot kill yourselves into extinction. Thats how much smarter than you we are. All muslims are circumcised, dunce! And what is your business with another mans willy? f-ggot!

Which bloody Muslims are circumcized? The ones that carry kettle around to wash off filth after urinating? When did Muslims start circumcising themselves?

PapalsBull:
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Osazerudeen atanda, you have been running amok every thread that has to do with this issue with your Juliusmalema and maneszenawi to cause confusion and pitch yorubas and igbos.
Ngadaawo, who's this guy?

He's a Northerner and most possibly Fulani. I've been on his trail for a while now.

citizenY:
I forgive you.

Anti-Balaka is the code word.

citizenY:
I forgive you.

Anti-Balaka is the code word.

citizenY:
Forgive them for they know not what they are doing.

Another Fulani terrorist

MalcoImX:
Which Hausa did you see complaining to you about, say for e.g., the rulership of the Fulani when in most cases they're not considered as outsiders, and many speak only Hausa? Which Hausaman have you seen complaining about the Emir of Kano or any other Fulani monarch? And, would the Hausaman fight the Emirs when in many cases you find those you complained about have Hausa great-grandparents running into generations.

Fulani terrorist

aumeehn:
buahahaha i have 24hrs Electricity. Continue wallowing in Your hate filled life! You will die of heart attack very soon. Allah has blessed the Fulani People. Nothing you and your likes can do about it.

What befell the Fulani in the Central African Republic will also befall them in Nigeria. Una cup is gradually getting filled up. It's now a question of time. Go and familiarize yourself with the word ANTI-BALAKA

shariff84:
it will never happen because its not even part of our dream,we never complaint even for onces.

It's obvious you're a Fulani impostor. You're not Hausa and can never be.

Shege banza!

CharlotteFlair:
This is the position of even the unborn almajiri.

My question is, why are you guys afraid? Hausa-fulani are not the only strangers in SW.

Only the guilty are afraid.

What's up? It's been a long time!

victorian:
Because im an easygoing lady .

Some come looking for me in my office, eithr begging for forgiveness or they feel i would want to date again.

I behave calm so they can say whats in their mind .

Before showing them the door.

I dont bite or flare up when some come knocking at my door while.working . Negative attitudes take so much energy from me and i dont need it. They dont even deserve my flaring up or insults . Na headache to me.

If u like quote okafor law from now till next year.

After leaving, they somehow manage to come crawling back on their knees. How come? Why would they always leave in the first place?

victorian:
Keep in touch with him on regular basis?

God forbid !

*spits*

Pouring spit everywhere doesn't change anything. How come your married ex still feels cool to ask you to come and cook for him? I mean, he didn't just pop out from the blues to make such a request... Okafor's Law seems to be in play here.

victorian:
Well all girls cant be the same .

I dont feel i should cook for the first time of going on date with a guy , and the date most times is ,his home .
I have not even made up my mind fully that i want to date him. We are still trying to get to know each other..
Its not like im starving and its not like im going for cooking auditon in the guy's house to clinch a prize of knowing if i can cook first day of hanging out with him.

Cmon? Cooking on first date is just too much!

My brain is still trying to figure out if we can start a relationship or not? He is alreadu jumping the gun ,by saying i should go cook?

On first date, i dont stay for long hours . Few hours with him, i have already known if i want something serious or not , and i must get back to my own home that same evening . No matter how gushingly attractive his home looks like , even if he stays in a duplex. Im going home that day and i aint cooking .

Thats me anyways .


Inbetween the ones i bend my rules for and cook for? Where did it take me?
Nowhere . After sweating and all.
To see how annoying it is
One of my stupid ex said he misses my stew and soups , that can he give me money to prepare different pot of soups and stews every week. That his newly married wife dont know how to cook.

I look this guy with hate . But i calmly replied , im busy in weekends cooking for my man .sorry i no send u marry woman wey no sabi cook. Thats your cross.

He doesnt even think i can poison his pots of stews and possibly wipe out his new family .

No wonder one gets to see storyline of family of 5, wiped off after taking dinner

Anyways , i dont cook on first date ! Thank God that era of my life is over!!!

Chai! Thank you Jesus! I thanK God o!

What a treatise! So long a letter... Because of cooking God epp us!

Despite your exceptional culinary skills your ex still went to find someone else to marry... Obviously there are plenty things you need to fix about yourself. It's not just about knowing how to cook.

Despite leaving you for someone else, you still manage to keep in touch with him on a regular... God epp us!

victorian:
But how do a babe visit for the first time and u want her to cook?

I know plenty of girls that happily volunteered to do the cooking on their first visit. So what exactly is your point?

Zikora1000:
true talk ezigbo nwanem. Adadike n'ekene gi

Nne kedu? It's been a while. Check your email

Toroso:
I care little about your opinion but I know for a fact Buhari will not pay one $1 from that money. You or cabal can wail or you want.

Not when they begin confiscating national assets. No be here we dey? Good for all Biafrans though. The rotten Zoo is gradually falling apart

FarahAideed:
Damn they almost fooled me

Why won't they fool you? When they already already succeeded in telling you Nnamdi Kanu is the bad guy and not them. You dey fall hand big time!

Zikora1000:
you see why I dey follow you, you are a real man. Don't mind this 'my mama say I be igbo' boy. True Igbos believe in ' never abandon your brethren ' onye agha Na nwane ya'.

Most of those idiots were born and bred in Lagos and hardly travel home. Technically they're not Igbos. Who joins the enemy to throw stones into his father's compound? Who does that? If not a wasted efulefu?

Oyindidi:
I wish my own flat like this

Not when you've been busy drinking beer upandan

LillyVal:
Tribalist.

Because I asked for a breakdown of the information you posted

LillyVal:
Bigot!

Is that your final answer?

LillyVal:
96 graduating Med Students of Howard, 46 of them, Nigerians who made the University proud. Yet, you'll never hear news like this on MAINSTREAM media. All you'll hear is how all Nigerians are scammers or how a Nigerian fraudster was apprehended by the FBI.

This kind of news piece will not go viral, no. It is good news. The world is more interested in bad news when it comes to some target nations. Nigerians themselves won't talk widely about this, no. The west isn't, so they won't. You hate to hear it.

May the Almighty strengthen and shower with Grace all Nigerian Queens and Kings home and abroad, fighting tooth and nail to give this nation a name worth celebrating even amidst the atrocious acts of our leaders past and present.

Can you imagine the immense contributions those 46 Nigerians would make to the American health sector and larger economy?

46 out of 96? That's almost 50%!!!

When I tell us not to accept unfair stereotyping of Nigeria/Nigerians, this is why. We're a great and incredible people. Nigerians doing well across different sectors of the US, in particular, are just too many

You can help us to further break down the heroic 46 into Igbo, Yoruba and Awusa-Fulani. It isn't only the FBI 78 that should be ethnic-profiled

seanfer:
Then you will know that the most Gentle person in Pitakwa get craze pass the most strongest in Biafra.

But na Biafrans full Pitakwa... Abi oil dey leak for ya head?

Pitakwa is Biafra and Biafra is Pitakwa

MelesZenawi:
Op I don't blame you, I blame data and your reasoning.

Your reasoning is way below zero.

Is obvious ortom went on his own and hook up with them there.


Go back to school.

Your line of thought is very nauseating and shameful.

This Awusa-Fulani miscreant claiming Igbo... Why the thing dey pepper you like this? Where is Buhari?

str8talk1:
Guy, this is typo error.
It is daff.

What is DAFF?

str8talk1:
I guess you are so darf to conduct a research on me using my previous posts on this forum. You would have find out that I am a social critique, a strategic writer and obviously no friend of this current administration.
Unfortunately, ur likes and those that click likes are just forming boyscout.

What do you mean by DARF?

QuotaSystem:
Except you're being insincere, several statements and efforts to stem the tide of insecurity and other vices have been made by Northern leaders, the most recent being at the meeting of Northern traditional leaders with the President on these same issues.

Besides have IPOB agitated on issues that affect them directly like the #IgboYahooBoys incident that is bringing so much shame and embarrassment to Nigeria and Igbos in general? Is that also the fault of Northern leaders or Ekwemeradu? Why are they mute if they're sincerely concerned about the welfare of Ndigbo/Nigeria?

Ekwemeradu's attack did serious damage to the perception of Igbos by Nigerians particularly in the North as it said a lot about their loyalty to Nigeria, their disregard for authority, contempt for our coat of arms, loyalty to separatist IPOB among others.

The stubborn, obstinate and rigid attitude that has been displayed by the majority of you regarding this is also not helping matters and is doing a lot to shape 2023 (even among those Nigerians who genuinely want a SE president) even if you aren't aware or disagree. There are more civil and unabrasive ways to go about any agitations (ask Oto ge Kwarans).

That's the essence of their position.

Keep quiet. There's no how an Igbo man can become president in Nigeria. The hatred didn't start today. Even you writing nonsense here can NEVER thumbprint for an Ekweremadu candidacy.