₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
I will never understand how this rape thing works because how can a man be having erection inside violence?

How will the penis gain erection during struggle and force needed to carry out rape.

Lastly I don't think I can be raped kos there'll never be that moment I'll open my legs, I will just be shouting, fighting, biting, rolling and turning everywhere so how will he now enter?

Na so...

Rose how you dey?

Zxcvbnmghtr:
It is owned by someone who used to be a supporter of Biafra. YOUR ONE TIME HERO AND CHAMPION. Reno Omokiri..

Irony of life.

How far with the Peter Obi -El Rufai colabo for 2027. Hope you guys are working hard towards it's manifestation. El-Rufai is no more an enemy. Another irony of life.

Hadiza, rest in Jesus name!

PulaPower:
Aba made shoe, not expecting less..

Did Aba shoe makers ask you not to buy Suede spray?

SalamRushdie:
Please who owns this Shoe ?

The miscreant goes by the moniker TheBillyonaire on Nairaland. That's a billionaire's shoe right there. Show some respect

TheBillyonaire:
What the Bleep, and I know this guy oh.

Reno O'mockery, of course I expect that you would know him. Immorality has never been far from you. Your brother is a child rapist... You yourself is a wife beater and a deadbeat dad.

Of what use are you to the society, Mr Stomach Infrastructure 'influencer'... Anywhere belle face

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Be careful Racoon. It's no longer like it used to be. A word is enough for the wise.

Hadiza, it appears the latest strategy from una WhatsApp group is to employ the use of subtle threats.

Your incompetent principal is a criminal certificate forger, drug kingpin and a man with no known family lineage.

KEVIND:
This is Reno Omokri nairaland account & profile:
@Mushmush & @Anonpoet

He has another account - TheBillyonaire

SWATMan:

The moment I saw UK,.........

NCAN over to you.

This is how they develop the UK. I want to japa for the future of my children... Na him be this

femi4:
If are lazy to do research then your existence is a waste of space. Lazy youth

Islamic terrorists are always quick to throw abuses left right and center... Yet they're the most ignorant and dense set of human beings on the surface of the earth.

If the current Israelis aren't from the same stock as the Jews of old, then it behoves on your ignorant arse to tell us what happened to the Jews of old and where the current Jews come from.

My target today is to embarrass you publicly. You probably need a lot of history lessons

femi4:
use Google

Do I need to use Google when you the accuser is still here? The burden of proof lies on you.

femi4:
FYI, this Israel isn't related to the one in the Bible cos I know your thinking capability

Tell us more about this. These current Israelis are related to who?

Offpointng:
Only an Idiot will type like this without research tho

You and your Zoo country are such a big joke.

Is this your Air Defense System?

Offpointng:
What Country on Earth doesn't have Air Defence System? What Country??

Nigeria has no single Air Defense Systems... Looks like you've been living inside your own bubble. Your extremely corrupt country is a joke

naptu2:
The usual suspects that are (as usual) trying to troll should know that it's just a waste of time. I don't have time for nonsense.

Stop being emotional and allow people to make their contributions. How on earth can you play Precious Dede as a reserve goalkeeper? How on earth did Stella Mbachu missed the starting 11? She was the best ever number 11 and she lasted for more than a decade

IyaTola:
How is she on the reserve? It obvious you are a genz

He might not be Gen Z but he thinks everything started with the Gen Z

naptu2:
🤣 Anyone that thinks that Anne Agumanu only had 20 appearances for the Super Falcons was probably only born yesterday.

(Maybe he's using google )

I've been following the Falcons from their very first game ever. Anne had very limited appearances for the Falcons. She got married, left the team and returned after a few years. Her form dropped thereafter and she eventually retired from the team.

Maybe it was her flamboyant appearance on the pitch that made it look like she was always there. Her appearances were very few.

ChristineC:
who is Anne Agumanu though? I only know Ann Chiejina.

Agumanu before she got married and became Chiejine

How can someone that claims to know football play Anne Agumanu (with less than 20 appearances for the Falcons) ahead of Precious Dede. That is the height of comedy. What a joke!

The only reason I'll play Chiamaka ahead of Precious Dede is because Chiamaka is a goalkeeping genius.

FalseProphet1:
Favor found me this morning as I was driving out to meet a client at my spiritual center.

Behold, this "Bush meat" was running towards me. Na him I march am.

See am! I don put am for Booth. Meat don sure for me today.

I enjoy doing the Lord's work.

All romancelanders are invited to have a taste of this divine Bush meat.

This I have seen.

Favour found you with this gutter rat? May we not be located by Ebin Pawa favour

Trizyd:
balance not looking like a milli dropped there

Balance shorter in length than credit alert. Na market she wan sell. She doesn't have up to N100k in that account

Floky215:
Is it the enemy that told them to be stealing the country blind?

What we need now is a complete reset back to default mode...!!

All these politicians needs to be arrested and our money retrieve from them...!!

If we retrieve what has been stolen from 1999 till now and make good use of it, trust me Nigeria would be competing with European countries.

Darkandhandsom:
Fear Umuahia people

What do you know about Umuahia people?

ecolime:
DSS1335

Guy, you are sleeping with that woman. You can't tell me otherwise.

He's very likely the child's father

DomPerignon:
And you loved me back then.

What you should ask is why I switched hard right on you hypocrites.

Like play like play you don crase enter inside market. Who did this to you? Who did you offend in your village?

DSS1335:
A very good young woman whom her husband abandoned last year lost her 1 year old child this morning. They jovial baby was very healthy on Sunday, by Monday morning, the baby was suffering from diarrhea and vomiting. According to the mum, she was prescribed pediatric antibiotic Amoxicillin along with antimalarial (Lonart susp), paracetamol syrup and Rophegan. I was alarmed on why she gave her child Rophegan 5ml, normally this antiemetic drug is not recommended for children under 2 years of age. Unfortunately this early morning the child was gasping for breath while crying loudly and died few hours later.

The issue now is that she is from far away east. She doesn't want to travel home. I have a very large space in my compound, and want to bury the child there. I consulted my kins, they objected it that I should never allow such to happen that it's against our tradition. That a child should be buried in his father's home or public cemetery. This tenant have already made up her mind to Park out few months after her rent expires due to the scandals of separating from her husband. Should I go ahead and allow her or alternatively raise funds for her to travel to the east to bury the child there. Though she isn't forthcoming with my alternative.

N/B
I am of Rivers state, Ikwerre to be precise, the lady from Umuahia

Update:
The mother of the lady came late in the afternoon from Abia state and pleaded I should allow them bury the baby in my compound. After considering some notable advice from here coupled with the warning from my kinsmen, I declined. The lady's mother contacted their branch pastor and they made arrangements to bury her in a place provided by their church. Later this evening the woman came back insulting my family that we are very wicked for not allowing their baby to be buried in my compound.
If not for the sympathy I had for the mother mourning her loss, I would have lost my cool.
This was the same woman responsible for the breakdown of her daughter's marriage. After marriage, she came to live with the new couple who parked into my apartment newly. Instigating her daughter against her husband. Using her daughter as a proxy to siphon off her husband's wealth, a Dubai-based businessman. Controlling the man forcefully, preventing him from socializing with others because of her insecurity complexes. The last straw that broke the marriage was when the lady and her mother teamed up to lock the husband indoors for 4 days and transferred all his money to the wife's account. That whenever he needs his own money, he should tell the wife. In short, the marriage broke down irreconcilably and the husband relocated to another state and never came back, he was neither interested in the child that was born 3 months after nor care to inquire about their wellbeing

Why won't she travel to her place to bury her child? Umuahia is less than 2 hours drive from PortHarcourt. Why does she want to bury her child inside your compound? It is not done anywhere even in Umuahia. I'm from Umuahia by the way. You did the right thing by not allowing that sacrilege inside your compound.

I have a feeling you've been having sexual relations with that woman since her husband left. Nothing else could have given her such boldness and sense of entitlement to attempt burying her child inside your compound. Ikwerre man no dey carry eye see woman and free fvck

You sure say no be you born that pikin? Her husband has been based in Dubai... Hmmmnnnnn. And he left without bothering about mother and child. E be like say he know say no be him get that pikin

SwissMass:
King thinks splendors and glamor, Pauper thinks of hunger, congratulations on your "ebi npiawa azu" in your family

Ebi Mpiawa Azu

blacknp:
Because a nonentity like you on Nairaland knows more than all the economist advising the government?

Nonsense buffalo.

You have seen the result of the advise your economic whizkids have been giving to your certificate forger

Ebi Mpiawa Azu 2024

On his mandate we will all stand until leg begin pain us

chiagozien:
Ebi pa wa oooo

No time!