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The SIMPLETON who bought the bread and Fanta for them isn't eating anything. Dude prefers to starve himself and waste his money on a Nigerian hoe.

My sympathy to SIMPLETONs in advance

Auxtan:
I sha know that I can get sex anytime I want it. That is why I am sure is not about sex.

You're a confirm simp and a pussy as$ man.

I can bet my balls that you've invested so much on that girl hence you can't move on. The girl has been busy riding various Dicks even while you were dating her hence she no send you.

WTF is wrong with you emotional pussy ass weak men?

I have never a girl running to nairaland and start writing bullshit on how she missed her ex boyfriend etc, na mainly guys dey do this thing. Grow TF up dude and stop SIMPing like a an emotional weak pussy asssss

dontrulee:
Guy, I've been in your shoes and even worse before.
I have cried and couldn't sleep overnight because one girl that I really loved broke up with me. Lol.
One thing that will help you is that there are billions of ladies in the world and there are definitely some who are better than your current or future girlfriend.

Then, I thought I would never meet a girl like my ex, mumu me... Now that I've grown, I've met countless ladies better than my ex. Guy, move on and improve yourself, you'll be glad you did

Advising weak emotional men like that op is a complete waste of time.

Leave the guy to keep wailing and regretting while the so called ex is probably mounting and riding a good hard dickk right now.

Auxtan:
If I can pay to totally forget she exists, I will do so. Is causing me lots of emotional issues.

You're emotionally attached to her, sadly she wasn't emotionally attached to you hence she found it very easy to move on, while you're still stuck thinking about her.

It'll interest you to know that while you're dating her, she already had another guy in the picture should in case anything goes wrong she'll easily move on with the guy. Dey play!

She calculated everything before it happened meanwhile you weren't smart enough to discover this.

Men don't love with emotions, you love with your senses. A girl with entitlement mentality ought to be avoided completely! Move on oga there are lots of girls outside

Kyng1:
I will do exactly as you've said, I will begin taking them on an empty stomach as from now henceforth. Thank you so very much, I greatly appreciate, thank you 🙏

When it heals, go back to the ashawo and continue knacking her.

We wey dey avoid oloshos and Hookup girls so we don't know what we're doing? And if you must knack them, triple your condom.

Once she's for the streets with condemned kpekpus, count me out

Ekaette1621990:
And poor kids like Obasanjo, Goodluck Jonathan and Buhari and Tinubu will come and rule them as president of Nigeria.


Stupidity at it's peak.

Anyway I laugh in Swahili 😂😂😂

You call the above mentioned names "poor" ?

ruggedtimi:
trump or biden..

Trump!

Ain't no fan of Biden

Imagine trump's wife going to commission US naval ship! America would have exploded and trump would have resigned.

But over here, seeing some fools praising and defending Tinubu for this is grossly stupifing. Was remi Tinubu elected?

By the time the okpolor eyes is done with SW people their eyes go clear

A305:
Your 734k is actually less than 1k dollars. Fine you doing well for yourself and can save don't mean all men has to be like you.

There are many young guys living on trust fund that they won't be able to exhaust the money till they die — such a guy would not be able to relate to your messages. Even a well off guy won't be able to relate as well.

My point is — your financial status determines your capabilities in life. Even if a simp throws all his money at women, when the money gets exhausted, he would learn his lesson. Now will a trust fund kid who isn't likely to run out money learn that same lesson. No.

You're the simp here.

Dude, a woman can be eating your money and still be fcking a guy who isn't spending a dime on her.

If all you give to a girl is money, then you're less valuable to her. She's just using you to pass time because of the money involved.

Namaster:
I pity people raising female kids nowadays. They are DUMB and promiscuous. You cannot stop them.

I ALWAYS offer my condolences to a man with a newborn daughter.

I weep whenever I see a man with a newborn daughter. It's really a sad thing to behold

Jewessgratitud3:
Show us your investments and achievements.. until then never you talk down on Nigerian girls cos Many of them can feed you everyday 24/7.

Excuse me!

You mistake me for your father and brothers?

Go and hustle and make your own money. Nobody owes you a dime!

How a full grown adult is expecting another adult to go and make money and bring to her is extremely stupid. Are you handicap? Are you crippled?

Jewessgratitud3:
A counter thread but your specs are so unrealistic and ridiculous.

What lady will be rich and educated and still remain a humble virgin? Will you men allow her? You're living in lalaland Please snap out of it!

There are rich and educated women doing exceedingly well and her still humble Virgins in our society today, sadly non Virgins like you cannot comprehend this. My prayers are with you. I hope your kpekpus and fallen dilapidated body heals quickly

Jewessgratitud3:
Spot on.

Men are Made to till the ground. Assume your position and stop trying to switch roles.

He asked you a simple question, you are screaming spot on?

A broke girl doesn't think she's broke, she just thinks she's dating the wrong guy, wtf is Spot on?

Sadly, Nigeria girls are nothing to write home about

Holluwhakemmy:
Try and close to her mother you may win her heart later, you can't stop your girlfriend not to post her mum picture she's her mother and want the best for her. May God prosper the work of your hand

OP, in all you do, avoid the above advice. Life no be nollywood.

Flew from that family and never look back.

If her mother wants the best for her, then she should tell her daughter to hustle and make money, not going around looking for a rich man she and her entire family can leech on.

Dear men, avoid broke Women, esp those ones from poverty stricken broken homes

Holluwhakemmy:
I'm not talking to you, you don't know more than insulting girls.

Simple question you started misyarning dust.

Why can't she and that her poverty stricken family surprise the guy too? Or are they crippled? So the guy doesn't deserve to be surprised bah?

Sadly, the foolishness of an average Nigerian girl is mixed with stewwpidity

muykem:
I hope you are OK. Where is propaganda here? Is rice price not going down?

Have you been to the market recently? Oga stop this propaganda. A bag of rice is currently 72k now. How is the price dropping?

You can knack any Nigerian girl of your choice with your indomie and eggs with fanta!

Holluwhakemmy:
I know she's after money she should have allowed you to grow in your business before asking for money now afterall you haven't marry her daughter yet. You can surprise her once in a while too

Why can't she surprise him too once in a while? Is she crippled? Abi she dey handicap? What is wrong with you Nigerian girls?

I blame the foolish op for not dumping that poverty stricken low life family.

Let her and her family surprised the guy too for once! Entitlement mentality in the highest level

Agozskey:
... Seriously, like I owe her anything

Bro, you owe them nothing! That's poverty speaking in that family and they're looking for a scapegoat they'll use to escape poverty using their daughter as a cash tool.

I am even more shocked that you haven't dumped the girl yet, oga what are you still doing with such a family filled with entitlement mentality? The only avenue they're currently waiting to escape poverty is their daughter! Dump them now and move on. Girls full everywhere!

Prechgold1180:
Is that enough reason to open fire

As your friend dey hurry reach, did he finally get to his destination?

A simple stop and search at the checkpoint your friend dey fire speed, to where abeg?

Dude, any car that passes a checkpoint with such speed automatically tells the idiotic policemen that you're a criminal and they will stupidly shoot you to death and labell you a thief. Only a police, military, or powerful person can pass the checkpoint with such speed without being stopped.

Any man that kneels down to propose to a problem is a Fool.

He needs to have his sanity checked.

Dating a Nigerian girl is the third most foolish thing on earth 🌍

You don't date them, you bang them and move on to the next hoe to knack

If a guy could say he can't enter a relationship because he is broke, why then would a very broke girl feel and think she would be or enter into a relationship?

The audacity of broke Nigeria girls is alarming. You'll see a broke girl broke shaming her fellow broke guy

herkeem:
Say no to war.....

God bless Israel

Dear seun,

Why is it that everyone can comment on a Christian thread but one has to be forced and converted to Islam before one can comment on a Muslim thread? What kind of religious war is this?

frog12:
no. that's not it. she is a beauty model. she has always been around bad guys. that's the reason. these types of women only loves money.
its like robin givens that married mike tyson because of money

You just arrived at my point too.

OKOATA:
I don't think she meant it that way, I think kaka isn't manly enough, kaka is just a very simple man, guy man na even pastor. Kaka no dey yell for him woman, no dey correct am or be in charge as a man. I think she got pissed about it all. Some women will purposely do something to make their man angry at them or even beat them but kaka will even be the one to say sorry. Need to say kaka is a simp and his ex hate simps..

Women hate SIMPs with passion!

Forget all these ones ranting everyday on nairaland. they all wished and preferred the tough, adamant and hard guy. A guy they cannot control. Kaka lack those qualities hence he was a rich simp

my sympathy to simpletons in advance

This is a clear example that women hates Nice guys with passion!

If you're still the Mr. Nice guy out there, accept my sympathy in advance!

While you're acting and playing the Mr nice script, a rough bad dude is seriously destructing and manhandling her kpekus

dear men,

Avoid broke girls. If a broke girl says she can't date a broke guy (someone in the same category as her), why would you a normal guy date a broke girl? Broke girls are parasitic and liabilities and must be avoided by all means necessary

flokii:
Exactly my thoughts too.. Nigeria girls tend to fall for Rich and successful guys all of the time. Like Chioma, like Chidinma.
Just one question, she already assumed Wizkid had feelings for her same way.

Fixed

Reverse is the case here, the girl liked wizkid but because of her pride and ego she couldn't admit it. Reverse psychology is at work here!

Believe this trash she said at your own peril. A girl would be highly interested in you but would want to play hard to get, of course a real man would dump her ASAP and go for another kpekus. Men, you're the prize! Let them die to have you.

Wizkid will ignore this one!

Makunahatata:
Sorry oo..den pour u acid u still dey adjust camera to get good view...lol crazily stupid and funny at d same time...una sure na real acid den pour her or Sapele water?😂

The ediotic girl just wants to trend