₦airaland Forum

ThisMeansWAR:
hahahahaha you spoke like a true coward ... So heboes knew what they call diplomacy when they allow nmadi and the rest of his dogs to go on rampage, inciting violence and insulting other tribes ..
Hahahaha flat head no go kill me with laugh

Movic1:
Who will set it on fire? Cowards?

naijapips02:
Following the arrest by DSS officers of Nnmadi Kanu, the director of Radio
Biafra (UK) Ltd, on Wednesday 14/10/2015, in a Lagos hotel, we at CUPS
decided to investigate the corporate history of Radio Biafra Ltd. What we
discovered is amazing.
Our investigation shows that despite the fact that Radio Biafra Ltd has been
operating, and Nnamdi Kanu has been collecting hundreds of thousands of
pounds or even millions from misled donors around the world, his company
Radio Biafra Ltd is still registered with the authorities as a DORMANT
company. A dormant company is an inactive company that is exempted from
paying taxes. Here are some more facts that we discovered about Radio Biafra
Ltd:
1. Radio Biafra Ltd is a dormant company as of 31/8/2015.
2. Company registration number is 08635030.
3. Company was incorporated on 2/8/2013.
4. Company has only 2 shares, with each share worth one pound.
5. Company Director is Mr. Kenny Okwu-Kanu. Born on 25/09/1967. His
address is given as: 30 Sandlings Close, Pilkington Road, London, SE15 3SY.
6. Company Secretary is Mr. Alphonsus Uche Okafor-Mefor. His address is
given as: 44 Crispe House, 72 Dovenhouse Mead, Barking, Essex, 1G11 7EB.
Our investigation also led us to a key witness called Chioma Amaryllis, who
was the former PR Coordinator for Radio Biafra. She produced a startling
video, posted on Youtube, in which she alleged that Nnamdi Kanu is a
fraudster and a fake. In her testament, she alleged that Mr. Kanu is misleading
gullible Igbos around the world by collecting huge sums of money from them
to sustain his playboy lifestyle. She further alleged that Mr. Kanu is the
company director, treasurer, and accountant of Radio Biafra. He is in total
control of all the money coming in.
By all accounts, Mr. Kanu truly is a fraudster who has been breaking UK
company laws and evading tax. He is also a traitor who has been using the
Radio Biafra platform from London, under the aegis of Indigenous People of
Biafra (IPOB), to incite hatred, violence, and unrest in Nigeria. This is the
reason why the DSS arrested him. He may be charged for treason.

Movic1:
Back to sender. ode. Translate that shit to english if U re a man!

mrjangaweed:
Ikpu nne i

mrjangaweed:
Nkita lacha nne i anya ebea

Er0ticAngela:
Chukwu abiama okike will scatter the intestine of any Heeebo man that does not want to go back to Biafra

All Heeebos are going back to Heeeboland

eyeon:
I don't know why shaa... But why are the good looking guys or should I say, the handsome guys the most single/misunderstood ones amongst us. And most girls they approach or are with mistake them for players... I no too fine shaa but I try, plus, I'm a victim, plus some friends that I know too, plus, girls tag me 'player'.
So, why are good looking guys being mistaken for players?
I'm just tryna know why shaa.

kstadaura:
The following are behaviours exhibited mostly by irresponsible men and Boys.

1) Sagging:This is a manner of wearing trousers or jeans which sag so that the top of the trousers or jeans are significantly below the waist, sometimes revealing much of the underwear.Although there are guys that still do this in their 30s but its a big sign that shows you are irresponsible and a boy.

2)Stepping on trousers:Some guys will intentionally wear trousers thats not their size so that they will be stepping on them,this is a clear sign of irresponsibility and immaturity.

3)He bites his lowe-lips or wink the first time you sees him,whistle to get your attention : This not mature way of approaching a lady,the responsible men will just walk to you and tell you their mind.

4)He tells you his worth:When he start telling you he has this and that,he works here,he owns this, dont give him room,he is the irresponsible type.

5)Making calls when he is with you:When he makes unnecessary calls that takes long when you are together dump him.....you know what i mean he is trying to impress you.

6)If he wear earpiece while walking on the street:This is for boys,whith the exception of joggers in the morning,this is a complete sign of immaturity.

7)He wants you to tell him wether you love him or not:Love is not something that develop overnight...boy.

He looks at your boobs alot: He is after your body.....
...........

joshuajazzy:
She is the joy in my heart...

lurlah2014:
This BLACK Africans wey won turn oyinbo by force by fire please oooo remember MICHEAL JACKSON'S LIFE @ the end of his journey in this world ooo









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Esthersblog:
I started dating in 2001, I guess you know how it is when it comes to first love. He ends up becoming your first everything, we broke up two years later. Four months after we broke up, I started dating another guy who I found out about six months later that he was my ex’s cousin. Well, we broke up shortly afterwards.

I decided to go on a break and after which my cousin hooked me up with a guy who was studying abroad. After a few months, on Christmas day to be precise, we started dating online because he was sure of coming back to Nigeria after his studies. And I was also cool with it because we really liked each other and couldn’t wait to be together physically, I could say we were already falling in love online. The shocker after his return to Nigeria was, my boyfriend at that time was very close friends with my two ex-boyfriends. They were childhood friends right from when they were living in Lagos before they all moved to different locations in Nigeria, before he travelled out, but they still kept their friendship.

At this point I thought I was under a spell. I was living in Lagos at the time, which is the biggest city in Nigeria, I couldn’t believe my three boyfriends all knew each other. Trust guys now, because my exes had their cakes, my boyfriend decided to end the relationship because he could not bear the thoughts that his friends had slept with me. I was expecting it though, but it sure broke my heart. I cried, prayed and fasted for God to take away this curse.

Then I met this sweet guy after I was transferred to another city to work. His brothers did not like me, I have no idea why up till now, but who cares. I was doing all the wife duties to make sure I kept the relationship including all efforts made to make his brothers accept me but all to no avail, his brothers succeeded in breaking the relationship. That one gone.

I lost my job afterwards because the company closed down and I decided to go live with my aunty who resides in another state. I didn’t want to live in Lagos where my family was based because of the experiences I had in my previous relationships. I enrolled in a vocational training institute and started my own business shortly after I was through with it. I went for a wedding with a friend of mine one weekend and that when she introduced me to the sweetest guy. We kicked off immediately but was taking the relationship one step at a time. We travelled for a wedding to the state I resided before I moved in with my aunty and to my greatest surprise, his friend who was getting married was one of my ex’s brothers. I felt like entering under the ground.

One thing I always thank God for was the fact that I told my boyfriend every single thing about my relationship life except a few though, but I did not leave out the number of guys I dated and how it all ended. While I was with my boyfriend then, you know how some loud mouthed guys are, they started saying all sorts about me to my boyfriend, the stories that were true, and lies as well.

Do you know what he told them after they realized he wasn’t saying anything about it. He told them he already knows the whole story, that all was in the past and he wasn’t ready to give me up for anything in this world. My head swelled when he was coming towards me smiling and gave me a long kiss before he told me what he told them after they finished ranting. We finally got married a year later.

The message I am trying to pass across here is, do not let anyone or anything make you feel like all hope is lost in finding the right person. It might take a while but definitely, he will find you. This might not work for every lady but it definitely worked for me. Try to make sure you do not leave out the very important details about your past especially your dating life from your man, when you know the relationship is getting serious. You never know!!!

www.esther.com.ng

dovie002:
I doubt if girls like this really exist in Nigeria! Naija girls no vex ooooo! Lol

Kingsley1000:
American relationship:

Ist day= Date

2nd day =hug

3rd day= hug again

4th day= kiss

5th day= long kiss

6th day =sex .

African Relationship:

1st day = Toast

2nd day = Toast again

3rd day = Toast again

4th day = Agree

5th day =Date

6th day = Tried to hug but failed

7th day = Hug

8th day = Tried to kiss but failed

9th day = Kiss

10th day = Long kiss

11th day =Tried to have sex but failed

12th day = Tried to have sex but failed

13th day = Tried to have sex but failed again


14th day = RAPE !!!!!!
# TRUE_OR_FALSE !!!!!

eyeon:
Guys, we now have to understand a little, though some still appear late and ugly.

acecarter:
If you're in a situation where you meet a girl either your girlfriend or a fling.. Can you kiss her if she has sore on her lips?
... & for the doctors in the house how healthy is it?
Cc naijaboiy, faloney, Kingsley1000 kingtom

Realgana:
This is not only a rejoinder to Editor1's article about 'states with the most beautiful girls in Naija', but a rejoinder to all the Nairalanders who have lived all thier lives in one state or geo-political zone,only to come to Nairaland and start writing stuffs that talks about the entire nation which is full of biass.
I have been to over 20 states of the federation,from east to west,south to north,and I have seen alot.
Without wasting your time,lets get down to why I am here.
ADAMAWA
Nicknamed the land of beauty,is a state with a large concentration of Fulani.No matter how bias and hatefilled some one is in this country,he or she cant deny the fact that the Fulani girls are extremmly beautiful.
CROSS RIVER
The land is beautiful so is it's people,from Obudu down to Calabr all you will see is beautiful girls who would win Miss World contest without make up.Only God knows how beautiful Donald Duke's Mama is/was.
LAGOS
As a city/state that attracts people from every where,Lagos is like a home for all,the pretty and the not too pretty are in abundance in this city state.
GOMBE
Another state with a large concentration of Fulani is the jewel in the savannah,believe you me there are millions of 'JEWELS' in this small state.
KANO
What Lagos is to the south is what Kano is to the North,a home for all.Fulanis,Shuwa,Hausa,Kanuri,Tuaregs and even Yoruba are there.The intermarriage that goes in that city will soon make the not too pretty girls in the state to go extinct.
IMO
The heartland been the second samllest state in the country by landmass can also boost of having the highest number of pretty girls per square kilometres.ADA OWERRIs I de hail.
BORNO
It is not your eyes that is deceiving,it is the home of Boko Haram you saw up there.This state and Igboland have the most expensive bride price in the country due to the beauty and class of girls from this state.
KOGI
Call them villagers,bush or what ever,what you cant away from them is thier beauty.
AKWA IBOM
Related to Cross River in many things including plenty beautiful girls.
KWARA
Just as calm as the state is so is the beauty of thier ladies,they hardly make noise.The home of better by far uni is a dream destination to every sensible Nigerian due to it's calm nature and beautiful girls.
Honorable mentions.
ENUGU
OGUN
KATSINA
ABIA
BAUCHI
Note:Every body is created beautifully by God only that some are more beautifull.
Lets the criticism,bashing and bigotry begins.

emryxleena:
It was 3 days ago.. Thats on friday precisely.. It was my free day so i was home alone.. After watching some movie fr a couple of hours, it got boring so i picked up my phone hoping to have a fun chat with anyone online, i think it was around 10a.m.. So, i found a female friend of mine online.. We chat'd fr almost an hour..
Then she told me that she was hungry.. I was like "good and cook nah". She said she would av done dat but there is no food stuff available.. Jokingly , i told her "call ur bf naw.. Tell him u need some money"..
Then she said she doesnt have a boyfriend.. I laffed..
Then she asked if i can help her out.. I thought she was joking.. Then i said no problem. Will u come to my house?..
She said she will come if im serious about the money..honestly..i thought she was joking..
Then i gave her d directions.. I tidied up everywhere..
After some time.. I switched of my data connection..
Then she called that she is coming oo.. I said i will be expecting her..
When it was exactly 1pm.. She called nd told me she was at d nearest bus stop closest to my house.. I gave her d direction that leads exactly to my house, then she said i should come nd meet het at d bus stop with the stuff(d money) that she is in a hurry, she wants to go nd pick up her aunts children frm school..(it was friday..school closes at 1pm)..
So, i quickly dressed up.. Hoping to go on and convince her when i get to d bus stop..
When i got there.. She told me that she was in a hurry that i should give her d stuff.. I was like "are u not coming to my house?".. She said she is in a hurry that it should b next time.. She promised that she will visit me soon.. then i stopped a bike man..told her to get on d bike...she said.. Im nt goin to give her d stuff again?.. Then i asked her the total amount of her transport fare, she said #200..then i gave her d #200.. told her bye nd went away..


It wasnt funny cos i had many expectations..