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StephanieEzeh:
Majority of guys are very immature and unacceptable societal-wise by their attitude and appearance!

*Dirty boxers: Some guys wear boxers for weeks without changing them! Dirty pikin and u won toast babe. White boxers go turn to carton colour

*White singlet turns brown: I still wonder how some guys wear white singlet till it turns brown! Some guys' singlets have even turned to buba with a wide space under the arms. The skinny ones will look like hangers inside the singlet! abeg upgrade joor!!!

*Keeping bushy hairs: This is seriously a turn-off! Does it mean you can't afford 200 naira to cut your hair? Are you practicing madness? Some barbers even charge 150 naira! Guy, abeg go cut your hair make you look like human being.

*Wearing skinny Jeans: I don't mind seeing small boys do this but not when you have come of age. Do you know how you look? Over 30 and you still wear jeans that make you look like vulture that has been beaten by rain!

*Sagging: Exposing your cheap boxers that you bought from gbogbo at the rate of 150 naira! Continue to misbehave, there is a prize for you

*Wanting to sleep with a lady on a first date: This is the most annoying and dumbest! You just meet a girl and you want to sleep with her? Because of the 1000 naira you spent on refreshment? Well, only girls without class fall for that. One day, your uncontrollable appetite for sex will land you in Kirikiri Maximum Security!!! Akpa!

*Taking drugs and alcohol to make love: So you can really do this? You plan to destroy someone's daughter? I never knew you could be so serious to apply a lot of strength and energy with adequate planning for this ac! Yet, you have not been able to plan your life or think of putting in so much energy in your work or career! Nonsense!

The rate at which most guys post degrading stuffs about ladies is very high yet they don't critically evaluate their own lives! Adumadu body!

Skimpledawg:
Hello romancelanders.... I need help o.

My bae would be travellin outta d country on monday morning and i really want to be at the airport when she finally leaves the shores of this country.... Please what Lie would i tell my Director at the working place so as to b absent from work the said day. I skipped work on friday to be with her at least for the last time with excuses of health issues and i know it might not work this time. Please help, ah love dz babe much, want to do this last thing for her

PrettyHausaGirl:
I guess my ex felt insecured a lot cos he always got extremely angry at the sight of I and another man, no matter how trivial the discussion.

Lacomus:
I know many will shy away from this question because they don't want to be seen as people with self esteem issue, the fact still remain, humans are naturally insecure so whether you demonstrate the attribute or not, you still carry out unconscious comparison from time to time.

Personally I've never had this sort of fear in a relationship but I know a friend that checks on his girl friend evey now and then , He once confided in me that he's always suspecting his GF because she's too beautiful to be faithful. this sort of insecurity applies to females also, Nlders share your ordeal if you've felt you are not gorgeous enough for your GF or BF.

misayada:
The fact that you have to wait to get married before having sex is not the end of the world, it is going to be worth the wait. Sex in marriage is still going to be whatever you want it to be. (Chill and just see what I mean smiley

I know marriage can be deemed as boring for some after a while and the thought of it been the most exciting time for sex can be hilarious but there is so much more in marriage. If you love each other, there is no stopping you......Don't let the thought of children, bills, birth control and some other responsibilities fizzle all the excitement way.

Constant Upgrades
All the time you both have to get better is available, you are bound to be together for the rest of your life!! Imagine having to make much better improvements/upgrades to your system/phone every day! All the benefits you get to enjoy!! (Not talking 'Fifty Shades' kinda upgrade though....no judging if that's your thing though wink

The True Nature of Sex
My Dad says its the best feeling in the world, no body should tell you other wise; why not enjoy it with your own soul mate/your spouse/your best friend. It’s only in marriage that you can both enjoy the more than physical nature of sex. Sex is much more than your bodies, it’s an intimacy between two human beings (body and soul), what better way to enjoy this than in marriage.

http://allavosiyatalk..com.ng/2015/10/what-really-makes-sex-hotter.html

Agree or ?

osile2012:
[size=18pt]The kind of lies people dish out in this forum, especially this section will shock the devil. Therefore i have set up this thread to enable all these liars to come for confession like the catholics


Nairaland romance liars , come out now and confess your sins

i will use the following thread as an example.

https://www.nairaland.com/2622562/dads-cheating

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osile2012:
[size=18pt]The kind of lies people dish out in this forum, especially this section will shock the devil. Therefore i have set up this thread to enable all these liars to come for confession like the catholics


Nairaland romance liars , come out now and confess your sins

i will use the following thread as an example.

https://www.nairaland.com/2622562/dads-cheating

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Daniel058:
Who is a MAN?





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Er0ticAngela:
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swemzkid:
hey guys this made me curious so I decided to open a thread on this
a female neighbor of mine entered my room unannounced and met me unclad she stared at my 6 inches for almost a minute and then apologized but did not go out rather she went for the TV remote and started watching ...


so my question is how do you react when you mistakenly see somebody unclad in the room and how do u react when somebody mistakenly sees u unclad

honest and mature response pls

lalasticala and ishiluv come and do justice

Er0ticAngela:
I hereby enjoin all the governors of Niger, Kogi, Kwara, Plataeu, Benue, Nassarawa including Abuja, to deport all the Heeebos therein.

Deport the Heeebos. Chase the Heeebos away. Send the Heeebos back to Biafra.

funmijoyb:
have i lied?

olarhtunji:
your first comment was encouraging......but you ruined it all so gerrout of my thread

funmijoyb:
i guess is d ibo of Nigeria that they dislike. is easy 4 people to hate them

mabeni:
Armed robbers came into a couple's house. After robbing them, they handed over a pistol to the husband to shoot and kill his wife or they will shoot him dead.

The husband started pleading for mercy, that he could not shoot his wife because he loved her so much.

The robbers gave him a hot slap, took the gun from him and gave it to the wife to shoot the husband or she will die.

The wife without any hesitation shot straight at the husband but there was no bullet in the gun.

The robbers started laughing and left.

If u are the husband WHAT WILL U DO.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi guys, yesterday at work , one of my female coworkers looked at my stomach and asked me "Are you sure you're not carrying a baby in there?" and I said no and laughed it off and I wanted to ask her why she asked me that but I didn't get the chance to because it was rush hour.

Why would a coworker ask you that?[/color]

NinjaX:
Wicked man_witch

Jollyjoy:
what a mentality

fantazia:
what are u saying? hw can u even chyk one when ure in need of one? whats d meaning of ur post?