₦airaland Forum

Johnpaul2k2:
Smoke on, my President
It has stopped on Thisday, Punch, Saharareporter and some other hired Apcheat Media

Guy u "funny" die;Dlwkmd

alcmene:
Praise-singing cowardly youths that scampered for safety while Falae was being fed cow dung in captivity

My Broda scarcity of common sense they rampant in that region.
I just realise it.
The way they praise and worship a common "man" like there life depend on it.
mtcheeeew.

Tundeiab:
Nawa o.

No be small tin my broda"
That's why we have many almajiris that side.

Benignasweety:
tnx dear... E don evn pass to comot sef so I hope u wld help me wit diapers Loads of love buddy...

Sure!!sweetie "anytime"

Alihkizito:
Liked earlier said, this beautiful Endowed South African babe took to Facebook to Update her status little did she know that her post was going to turn into a debate forum after She posted a picture with the below caption on facebook:
#Got my own house…!
#Make my own money…!
#Have a beautiful daughter…!
so what would having a husband help me with,? Besides Companionship?… of which i have come to realize i don’t need it… i have been single for the past 6 to 7yrs and survived, so do i REALLY need a man and if i do what for
The post instantly went viral becoming a hit with thousands of shares comments and Likes…
So what do my fellow nairalanders think? Does a single mother with a house, a good steady income and a beautiful daughter need a husband?

What's there nh she should continue with her olosho business. mtchewww

ibkonekt:
eatery dey sell beer, pepper soup, nkwobi... guy easy with this lie

I fink say nh only me observed dah"

fabiaknow:
With the gibberish you spit this days, i conclude you are a confused dude.

"Alright"

Chelseafan1:
I read it man, I couldn't post mine here even tho I've got loads of pics I could post, I don too fight for sports section, its best I stay anonymous.

Alrigth bro yaa decision answer it all"

PPAngel:
[size=18pt]Militarization Of Energy Policy: U.S. Africa Command And Gulf Of Guinea[/size]

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At the beginning of the century, while the United States was still embroiled in military interventions in the Balkans and had launched what would become the longest war in its history in Afghanistan with the invasion of Iraq to follow, it was also laying the groundwork for subordinating the African continent to a new military command.

With 4.5 percent of the world’s population, the U.S. accounts for approximately 30 percent of crude oil consumption. Although the world’s third largest producer of crude, it imports over 60 percent of what it consumes (12.4 of 20.7 million barrels it uses daily). A decade ago 15 percent of those imports came from the Gulf of Guinea region on Africa’s Atlantic Ocean coast, mainly from Nigeria, and it is projected that the proportion will increase to 25 percent in the next four years.

The National Energy Policy Report issued by the Office of Vice President Richard Cheney on May 16, 2001 stated: “West Africa is expected to be one of the fastest-growing sources of oil and gas for the American market. African oil tends to be of high quality and low in sulfur…giving it a growing market share for refining centers on the East Coast of the U.S.”

The following year, the Washington, D.C.-based African Oil Policy Initiative Group conducted a symposium entitled “African Oil: A Priority for U. S. National Security and African Development,” with the participation of American legislators, policy advisers, the private sector and representatives of the State Department and Defense Department, at which Congressman William Jefferson said:

“African oil should be treated as a priority for U.S. national security post 9-11. I think that…post 9-11 it’s occurred to all of us that our traditional sources of oil are not as secure as we thought they were.”

As is customary in regards to American foreign policy objectives, the Pentagon was charged with taking responsibility. It immediately went to work on undertaking three initiatives to implement U.S. energy strategy in the Gulf of Guinea: U.S. Africa Command, the first overseas military command inaugurated since 1983. The U.S. Navy’s Africa Partnership Station as what has developed into the major component of the Global Fleet Station, linked with worldwide maritime operations like the 1,000-ship navy and the Proliferation Security Initiative and piloted in the area of responsibility of U.S. Southern Command and the U.S. Fourth Fleet reactivated in 2008: The Caribbean Sea and Central and South America. The NATO Response Force designed for rapid multi-service (army, air force, navy and marine) deployments outside of the bloc’s North American-European area of responsibility.

I love you and your view points"nice thread anyway.

Chelseafan1:
Did I tell you she's my babe.?

Hmmm you should have read the post tittle before u decide to upload dat.
Because from the post tittle I drive the conclusion that she is yaa babe.
"Anyway whatever not maa business."

joeprince23:
My name is Eze joseph timipre. I am from umusia afam OYIGBO LGA of rivers state(highest oil producing LGA and home of AFAM power plant). Why timipre(well my mum is okrika-ijaw from ogu in ogu-bolu LGA of rivers state. I am not speaking for the entire Niger Delta.1st nigeria boundry are purely political and never ethnic,the demacation between SE and SS are just concrete slabs,travellers coming to port harcourt from aba wil appreciate my argurment. Surprisingley aba is the closest major city to port harcourt both geographically and in proximity(not yenegoa,uyo or warri). What is ikwerre? Ikwerre is clan with closely bt not the same dialect (just like ngwa),with four lga: PHALGA,obio/akpor,emulga and ikwerre Lga. Ikwere is not homogenous and no one come to dis forum claiming to represent it,a 15mins drive from imo state polythecn along oweri-PH road wil lead u to elele in ikwerre LGA. I am igbo,and if nigeria disintergrate I wil wanna join biafra with my kith and kins from rivers state,their is no hatred between the real rivers indigene and SE people...infact after pigdin igbo is the secoond spoken langauge in PH and SE-igbos own many businesses in PH...SS-igbo and SE-igbo are one. I am a proud igbo man,a proud rivers-man,proud of my riverine linage and a proud nigerian Long live ndigbo. Long live wakrike(okrika nation).

Appreciated!!

Jman06:
I read with great "joy" the news about the attack on Igbo traders in Akure. Ordinarily, such news would have left me boiling in rage but I don't know why I did not feel any pity for the attacked traders. Rather I felt like even encouraging the Yoruba's to go for more attacks on the igbos .

An Igbo proverb says that "uku jie agu mgbada abia ya ugwo" , meaning that when a lion suffers from a broken leg, even the weakest animal comes to challenge him to a fight. Indeed, "uku e ji go ndigbo"!. The once brave ndigbo have turned cowards because of their insatiable desire for money.

Immediately Gowon deceived them with the "one Nigeria" nonsense, they became more Nigerian than even Gowon himself. That is why you see them in every nooks and crannies of Nigeria laboring so hard to develop their host communities. Yet what they get in return is frequent attacks from their hosts. They are attacked in the north and southwest on daily basis, yet they have refused to come to terms with the fact that they are not wanted in Nigeria.

Ndi Igbo! " e ji ogwu mee unu ife a"? (Are you people under a spell?). You have the money. You have the MEN. You have the connection. Yet you want to fold your arms and watch Yoruba and Awusa people turn you into a play thing in Nigeria

Ndi Igbo, wake up and militarize your youths and stop taking all sorts sh1t from "ndi ofe mmanu" and "ndi awusa". If you don't do this, be rest assured that all your much talked about "hard works" are in vein because a time would come when "ndi ofe" and "ndi oku isi'' might decide to annihilate you from the surface of this earth and take over all what you have labored to build.

"Otutu okwu a diro na uka mgbede". A word is enough for the wise.

Op all I can say,is that our problem lies on our hand to put to an end.
But instead we insist to to chase shadow'$.
I hate a country call Nigeria,because the one Nigeria our ansestors have ever wanted are being truacated every day all this so call awusa, and yorrobbers.
I just weep for maa pple, they have strife to make this entity to work with little to show for it.
In as much as we are still staged in this scamm called Nigeria,the story will forever be the same.
Nigeria are too old to exbitin all this tribal wars all over.
It is really a shame.
I onced like mine being a Nigerian,
But I cursed the day of the almagmation of this scamm call one Nigeria.
#pity#

MrRichy:
Senseless post. #Mtcheew....

What's senseless about this post now"
I will rather say senseless comment of yours.
Mtchewwww

johnydon22:
With boo of life . . .

Boo of life indeed"

Chelseafan1:
Cuties.

Guy yaa babe "rock" nah luck carry u to her.

ENIGMA24:
In othernews YOU WANT TO BE GAY abi??

maa post ain't an excuse to become one"
"So I reject that whole hearthedly"

There is this gurl she was my best friend.(Like best friend yaa" Everyone has a soul mate, and when I first met her, I'm like we have a lot in commons. We do everything together. I've never trusted someone that deep that it hurts to see her doing other stuff with someone else. She is always in club activities. I never think that the club would bother so much. Well, it did. I let her be what she wanted and what she loved. She loves finding new friends and hanging out in all sort of activities. But... I didn't thought that she put me as a 'friend' even a stranger now. She's always there for me in the past. Not anymore. She is always caring for her club members, and even her best friend now. I was so depressed, figuring out what have I done wrong. Until I saw the conversation between one of my best friend a (guy) and her. The time I read the conversation, tears fell from my eyes. It's been 4 months since I know everything. I can't focus on anything.I barely help my mum in her business which am here for. Those words haunts me everyday. All those words, stabbing through my heart, fake, annoying, immature, etc. She was complaining everything about me, to my best friend. 'All the girls here are so immature, (Infact all girls in this whole wide world) i can't stand them anymore, She is the first and the only girl that I would like to hangout with' I wasn't having a bad time when she told my friend this. Until these words came. 'including (me), I have a big issue with her attitude, oh well, they just need time to grow up' I was brokenhearted that time. I barely can breathe. And she started complaining. 'If you spend five days in a week, 8 hours a day, you'll know her, I have to face her everyday and I'm kinda fed up with her attitude.' I'm literally crying now. I always tell myself, no, she wouldn't do this. Maybe it's just some misunderstanding. But that's the proof. I can't deny it. She was lying all this time. It's been 4 months. I can't forget a thing she has said to me,girls are the worst I ave ever seen.All that she said to me it's all in my head, my heart. It's no using for me to shout and scold her here. I just wanted to tell everybody, my grandma is right, don't trust any girl, your friend too much, you can't even trust your own family, how can you trust a really close stranger? That's my story about why I hated her, no... it should be, I hated me...and hate all girls,they are all dhe same.Because I can't imagine that she will change a bit.

"Love will always remember"

IsiAbuncha:
Kashy I've got a few questions for you;
1) When are u finally coming home (i.e Africa/Nigeria)
2) When are we getting married?
3) How many kids are we gonna have?
4) Are You Gonna Say Yes or Yes to my proposal?
5) Are our kids gonna answer Filipino names or Nigerian names?


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lwkmd am solely behind this question.

Chasisco:
Though its happening to ma friend but am bringing it here to seek solution
There is this friend of mine who has one childhood very good female friend,day started secondary skull together and has been in d same class through out,though now we are all in ss3..wen we were rounding up ss2 ma friend started havin some feelings for this girl, after some time he jokingly told her buh she was forming "church girl"...after some he started liking som1 else, he asked d girl out n day are currently on a love thing
Now the problem here z dat the "church girl" z angry with ma Friend,she has waged malice between herself and ma friend, she told him Neva to talk to her again.... the question am asking z dat.why z she angry since she declined his request n he went for som1 else... I need solutions ASAP plzzz.....wah should he du plzzz

His life continues.

"Crushing down among humans"

Querty:
are u serious about dis??

plse am serious!!

plse how can I get in touch with u for more details

I have replied yaa mail.
You can whatsapp me with this number:08140540098
Your wlcm"

Op the truth is dat I ave crush on that woman too.
When she is still a minister.
I don't know how I go about it then,but am happy because I was able to come out from it.
I use to buy newspapers then just to be seen her all the time"
Jux a terrible experience though

Op come inyi in oji-river Enugu state on December
she always come by December and she interact with her inlaws a lot (villagers)
you can come as a villager she will accept u and u will get the chance to speak yaa mind.
Goodluck"

Debunk thread part1
I hope urs is for free;

wristbangle:
It beats my imagination on the way guys who are stingy to the core treat their girlfriend by getting cheap items which is not worthy of her personality.

Not that they lack money to stop them from being generous but since the dna of stinginess runs through their veins, they close their mind to quality Items and purchase the following cheap things as birthday gift for her.

1. Recharge Card

This is not some sort of exaggeration because it happens for real. If it was possible for our network providers to print N50 recharge card, some guys will offer it as birthday gift. It's not that they are poor or something, it's because stinginess runs in their blood. Sometime this year, Ishilove once said that Kingtom sent her N100 MTN Share and Sell as her birthday present.

2. Malam's Wristwatch

You won't believe that just because some guys have not gotten under the skirt of their girlfriends, they resort to buying her cheap gifts. These stingy dudes may seek Malam's consent to purchase fake sparkling wristwatch of N200 and will offer it as birthday present for her.

3. Ab0ki Fragrance

Few months ago, Tosyne2much told me he wanted to buy Aboki perfume for Omotayo123 as her birthday present, I was like "Tosin you don pass dis level nah". Despite the fact that these perfumes may last up to one month when on clothes, flies will be hovering around you. I don't think it's a good present for the one you truly love.

4. Cheap birthday card

The life of stingy guys can be so funny that they will go to supermarket and spend more time looking for cheap birthday cards. After buying it, they will write Shakespeare's captivating love quotes in the card.

5. They offer nothing

I have seen the case of a guy who sent sms birthday wishes to his girlfriend and switched off his phone till the next day, only to lie to her that he had a terrible accident. This shows his level of stinginess is at sky level.

6. Rendezvous at fast food

Yeah! this is a good place for guys to entertain their girlfriend during her birthday. Some of them will take her there and go straight to the counter just to order for doughnut and pepsi. If possible some of them will even order for zobo or kunu

7. Second hand wears

A lady once opened a thread on this forum complaining about her stingy boyfriend who got her okrika as birthday present. We are not saying you should rob bank to buy exotic gift, but at least, getting her a T-shirt worth of N2, 000, it's not too much to give.

8. Suya/Asun

As funny as it may sounds, some guys offer it as birthday present. I have once offered this before God delivered me from stinginess.

Feel Free To Add Yours

Some guys go to tailors to sow underwears (p*nts ) and present it as a birthday"

Aaaaarghmed:
I really enjoyed our time together princess, …..i knw u felt same way.u would forever remain indellible in my heart,I remember the day I told u not to leave me for any reason,but I never knew that day would come……u looked into my eyes and promised n,deep within my heart I knew time would tell,I remember how you stressed yourself to come to my house immediately after you closed from work,u were tired most times but u still made efforts to see me,i always knew I did not deserve you because my heart was too strong to feel emotional pain and pleasure,u tried to change me but some things cannot be changed.am really short of words my princess,I know I hurt u countlesss of times and u hurt me too but mine doesn’t matter,I wish I could reverse time,I wish I could make wrongs to rights,I wish I could see you one more time,I remember how I used to call you MADAM and you call me OGA. I wanted you to be my pillar and partner in life……you were igbo and I frm Edo. I feel your friends advised u wrongly against me.i know you were worried because I did not have an office job hence I still had cash to spend,u never knew what I did during the day to get money,I explained to you that I don’t need a job but I need a GOOD JOB.I tried hard to tell u what I did to get cash but the words cudnt come out,but here online it wud be easy for me to spill…..i dated older ladies for cash my princess,I dunno if u are on NL,I dnt knw if u wud ever read dis post…but my princess I understand why u had to go.i still feel ur fragrance on my sleeve u wore dat night,its not easy for me here in FCT,there is virtually no helper,I know I had a choice and I chose one.Anywhere u are hear me out,I wish my words echo in your ear and heart,today being 14th October I have stopped having affairs with older ladies for a price.i wanna start afresh ,I wana start frm scratch,I wanna start a biz or get a better job.

I kñw wen u have nothing, all we did then was to laugh.
Breaking every wall like heaven is ending.
"Love will surely remember"

datrailblazer:
Dear nlanders...I have this issue bothering me don't really knw how to go abt it so I decided to post it to get advice from fellow nairalanders... It goes lyk dis...
I'm currently dating a girl...(don't wanna mention names so I'd just go with ladyA and ladyB)...LadyA very good looking (sexy and all) we've been together for more than two yrs now...she doesn't seem to understand me I joke a lot and most time she misinterprets and we end up fighting...we once went for 3months without any form of communication until I had to break the silence then we reconciled...she doesn't inspire me to do anything she actually feels she loves me but I think she doesn't (not intentionally though)...LadyB however, not dat pretty (not too sexy and all) but we get along very well...we joke a lot, she seem to understand me quite well...the problem however is dat I don't knw mayb probably because we r not dating dats why I feel dat way. she always complain abt her bf and always trying to get me to ask her out but I always dodge it...however she inspires me a lot infact am having a job interview tomorrow all because of her encouragement....now the question am trying to ask is what you guys advice me to do abt this situation...LadyA gets very emotional...If at all am going to end it with her, don't knw how to go abt it cos I wouldn't wanna see a lady cry because of me or what I did...
I feel ladyB might change if we eventually start dating...because most girls tend to b nice until they get what they want...so am confuse here your advice will be appreciated thanks...

nurture and tolerate the one u have already girls ain't that perfect as yhu fink. The lady B migth be worst forget how she behaves right now.
"Girls are very complicated being""

Even if we try to forget"
(love we always remember)

Sanmel:
See us

Xo xo cutie!!""

deeprof123:
Hmmmmnnnnn....

Time to bell the cat, let us open can of worms...
Let that guy know his position is in your friendzone.
Let that babe know she is just a side chick.


Share a pic of your Bae/Boo...Can you?

Its a thread for the bold and the sincere.

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Benignasweety:
Am pregnant for my school boyfrnd who is in his finals and am in 300l. We wld really want to kip d bby bt our parents wld be madt at us nd they could stop my schoooling. We planned having the bby witout d knowledge of our both parents bt as it is now we are runnin outta cash. Pls advise, shld we abort d bby oda dan face our parents n every odd involved in keeping it AM SCARED.

Attempting the life of thaa innocent child will forever be a disaster to yaa life and yaa boo.
There are tins humans seems not to understand.
The time will come when dhe karma of this bullshit of ours will surface,then it will all over be a different story.
Innocent child's of yours are not one piece I'm God's eye.
So the almigthy is wachin u.
Face the mistake of yours. don't try to repeat yaa mistake again because this time it is going to course yaa life big time.
The look on your face then will be "f*ckin priceless"