₦airaland Forum

01emek:
She always look at me when ever i pass. Please i need your advice!

MizMyColi:
As will soon be floated across various news media.

Cc: Lalasticlala Obinoscopy

Buhari and APC led govnmt shall not No peace.
The Zoo has started falling; D

mulattoclaro:
see this fool. You think I'm like you that rants online. Try me and you'll see. Try disturbing the peace of this country and feel the strength and depth of the Edo nation.

spanishkid:
When is the war starting? I can't wait to start killing you igbo flàtheaded monkeys. If you guys don't do anything then I'll know that all of you are bastards. Mind you, don't expect support from the Niger Delta. You're on your own. Ethnic cleansing of the igbos loading.

prettythicksme:
No implication,tell him to continue!!

ur really funny!!! appie sundae??

PaulCI:
Yes, I am one of those. The permanent member of “The Singles” club and after reading lots of forwards titled something like “The virtues of being single” and all, I am still not convinced that I am not a l-o-s-e-r. I am one of those infinite men in the universe who end up being just friends with the girls rather than their respective boyfriends. I have some - job, my own place (which only guys visit to watch football on weekends, and one or two girls when they need to charge their phones), not bad looking. I don’t smoke and I drink socially, a drop or two. I don’t have any bad habits as such. I don’t bore people much (I know this because at times when I really bore them they ask me to shut up and this hasn’t happened many times). And yet for some unfathomable reasons I am single.

Things I often get to hear from girls are:

1) You are so sweet.

2) You are so cute.

3) You are my best friend.

4) It’s great to have you around.

And well, you have to be sweet when a girl calls you that and you have to be around (not with) because you are good if you are doing that.

Things I don’t get to hear are:

1) I love you.

2) You are so sexy.

3) I wish to spend my whole life with you.

4) You want to come visit me?

5) Kiss me! Now!

And now after so many years of not listening to these lines, I am beginning to believe that I will never ever get to hear them.

I don’t know what is wrong with me. Why do I always end up becoming friends with girls!? I have seen guys who are, well, “not-so-gentlemen”, to put mildly, going out with the best of the girls, having fun, ditching them or being ditched by them, still being happy and finding a new girl whom they can actually introduce as “my new girlfriend” without the girl feeling bad about it. And the only thing I end up saying is, “There goes another"

I remember there was this day I decided that I wont be a nice guy anymore and the very day a friend-girl broke with her boy-friend, she calls me up to meet me (that’s the exact time when girls actually remember me) and I am prepared to take my chances. So here is a girl, single and talking to a changed me. The new me. The straight-talking me.

“You deserve it”, I say, “for going out with a player” And I am about to say why she needs to be with a guy who can hold her and all when she says, “Oh! You are so nice. I wish my boyfriend was like you.” and starts crying on my shoulder.

I mean W-H-AT–T-H-E–H-E-L-L!!! I am being bad and still I am good and she wants the bad guy to be like me and doesn’t want me. And that’s when I actually understood the meaning of the song I had been listening to since I was in j.s.s 3

It was one of sisqo's. Old school!!


Its simply says “My life will be made if someone like you walks into it”. Get it? Like you – not YOU.

So that’s my story. I don’t believe in the posts that tell me why its great to be single but then there’s nothing I can do to actually compare the two modes of life: committed and single.

And I don’t think that my so-called friend-girls (not girlfriends) will ever realize that my friendship could actually be my love? But then, I can’t sulk about it, can I?, because I am the nice guy who is always around.

willbob:
Rate me on a scale of 10

prettythicksme:
lol,he's pained cos i dont give him attention!!

Durentt:
u are a prostitu.te, can u imagine at ur age! Hian

Er0ticAngela:
It is a lie. The report of him being arrested is just to make him look like some sort of hero. That guy is bloody scammer but he can only deceive his fellow Biafra nicompoops

IGBOSON1:
^^^Ain't it funny how you consider Biafra a fraud, yet believe Nigeria is a nation! Given your insane hatred for Igbos, one would have thought you'd be in the forefront of those agitating for the realization of the Biafran project!

alexistaiwo:
my present girlfriend has gone AWOL since Tuesday because of this issue www.nairaland.com/2663598/insult-what. my ex female friend who I used to have a friends with benefits relationship with that I created this thread for www.nairaland.com/2616782/how-exgirlfriend-almost-hooked-me is back begging for a second chance (screenshots below) and there is also the issue of this girl I created a thread about that wants to ruin my relationship so as to be my next girlfriend www.nairaland.com/2629092/how-friendzone-girl. am so confused that am thinking of cutting all ties with the opposite sex because I can't let them derail my life

Strahovski:
Misspicy must be mine or I will cut my wrist and bleed out to death.

I'm rich and young. I have everything an African woman needs!

Misspicy I want you for myself. I am very rich.. I can prove it and I want you to be my friend please.

Guy dat means u must go crazy for life dis time.
Because misspicy they the other thread they woo naijaboiy,and as I they see things now that nigga don obliged to her plea.
So start goin crazy!! and be fast about it

faith551:
No be only fok na Bleep.
I thought all this fake life styles where meant for ladies

MrCork:
...bro yor head is not correct becos yo head is not correct juss for today...if black is natural..is lightskin females not natural?..r u a homebase roadside mechanick? (No ofeense).

Bernoulli01:
this is my beautiful angel wakes up early in the morning was in this farm still wearing her night gown. isn't she looking natural and beautiful?

MrsPhyno:
Jaja of Opobo

I really love this name(king jaja of okpobo)

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You know that's what I like na [/color]