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Literature<I Am But A Boy>( An Adamawa story) by Gabrendo(op):
PROLOGUE:
I watched, as he was maimed and murdered. I didn't flinch. I couldn't cry. I couldn't struggle anymore. Been tightly held by two scrawny men. I was faint like air. I was dry like dust. I watched him rolled away. He's nice khaki scrubbed the floor. His body was heaved on top other dead bodies. It formed a pyramid. On the middle road. The pyramid was burnt down at the dusk of time.

Like the other boys I became an orphan. A slave. Driven like stray cows. To camps. Into thick forests. To borders. To nowhere. We watched as we became skeletal bones. We watched as we became smokes. Gone with the wind. Some of us were served meals. We watched as one of the captors ate a raw penis and the bulged eyes of a friend.

There were times we cried and prayed loud at night. No one heard us but the captors. They bruised our skin with Koboko. Nights I couldn't sleep I thought of Mama, of Papa, of Nimi, of home. Where I belong. I was but a boy when I became slave...

HealthRe: How To Whiten Teeth Without Seeing A Dentist. by Gabrendo(m): 8:49pm On May 25, 2016
Hah vry Helpful. Where can I get a baking soda?
HealthRe: Meet A Dentist by Gabrendo(m): 8:44pm On May 25, 2016
shigo20:
how much am i looking at here
It depends really. Ehm 40k. If u really want it white.
HealthRe: Meet A Dentist by Gabrendo(m): 8:30am On May 24, 2016
shigo20:
Pls I have sets of yellow teeth which is as a result of herbs that my parent gave to me when I was young coz I was seriously sick then.what can be done to make it white and like how much would it cost.thanks in advance.
You will have to bleach your teeth. The thing is its kind of expensive esp in Private dental clinics that wud give u the best of service.
HealthRe: Meet A Dentist by Gabrendo(m): 8:29am On May 24, 2016
esperiense:
Any interested person can drop his/her number for the whatsapp group. It promises to be educative
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NYSC#stopwastingourfuture @nysc_ng by Gabrendo(op): 7:47am On May 24, 2016
My fellow PCMs Batch A Stream 2. Enough is Enough. FG and NYSC should stop wasting our precious future. Let's result to an aggressive protest on social media (twitter). Kindly post and retweet hashtag #stopwastingourfuture @nysc_ng. Its time our voices are heard. Let's make it trend. Thanks All.
NYSCRe: Adamawa Taraba Batch A Stream 2 Fall In by Gabrendo(m): 3:43pm On May 18, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Why We Won't Protest Against The Fuel Price Hike - PIC by Gabrendo(m): 8:29pm On May 14, 2016
londoner:
Nigerians protested subsidy removal under GEJ because they were already used to disrespecting him so they feared no retaliation. They fear Buhari so not only will there be no protests against fuel subsidy removal but also not regarding the still missing Chibok girls or boko horam.

The truth is that Nigerians are too ashamed to admit that they fear protesting openly against Buhari....because he is Buhari.

I do however agree with subsidy removal now just as I agreed when Jonathan tried. The only issue is that it should be gradually phased out to allow reasonable adjustments.
Please Can You explain what the removal of fuel subsidy is abt? I am not the only one Who think its a Fraud. Buhari also in 2012. Maybe they explained to him. I want dsame.
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Nigerian’s React To The Fuel Price Hike by Gabrendo(m): 1:33pm On May 13, 2016
Snowflake002:
Sahara reporters, your question is wrong: the price wasn't increased. Subsidy was removed. By the way, now is the best time for that; if the price went higher and Nigeria survived it, I think we can cope with this. Just that the money realised from its removal should be judiciously utilised.
For where? Nigeria? U Be JJC for this Country. Removal of subsidy or no removal. There wud always be the greedy Nigerians who will embezzle it and smirk at Us. And everything wud be even worse.
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Nigerian’s React To The Fuel Price Hike by Gabrendo(m): 1:29pm On May 13, 2016
Mutuwa:
huh

Teacher to students: Write a sentence using the word "Dog"

Teacher to Okon: Why are you copying Musa's work?

Okon: Aunty,am not copying o! it happens that I know the particular Dog he is writing about.

The liberalization of the downstream sector will ensure that investments on the imports, jetties, farm tanks, depot to filling stations distribution network pay off.
Since time immemorial, none of government ran corporation has ever been profitable in Nigeria. Neither NITEL, NEPA, NNPC REFINERIES nor NNPC Retail Filling Stations has ever been run as profit-oriented corporations which had led to ineffective and inefficient service provisions for many years!
The Bold Step liberalization of the downstream sector is a Win Win for investors in the sectors and for Nigerians.
Unlike when government fixed fuel import volume allocation per fuel marketers, nothing of such any more.
Nigerians will henceforth enjoy unlimited Metric Tonnes of fuel imports that each and every oil marketers can afford at a competitive model.
New private refineries will spring up across different regions in Nigeria. The gateway for more and more corporate and financial institutions involvements will create tonnes of jobs in the downstream sectors through Local direct investments coupled with foreign direct investments".

OPINION BY Mayowa Michael Adeleye
All these Grammar would solve nothing Mr. I Loved the Way things were. Nothing is eveer right in Nigeria. Notin wud ever be. 145 Per litre would not solve Nigerian Problem. Got it?
CelebritiesRe: 10 Nigerian Rappers Who Should Quit Rapping And Go Into Trade. by Gabrendo(m): 9:56pm On May 11, 2016
I Smell Hate.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reacts David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by Gabrendo(m): 4:26pm On May 11, 2016
caleb404:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I dey naija now o. Buhari is really Godsent

Foodstuffs are cheaper now
Fuel dey everywhere and they all sell at government approved price
Light dey steady self
The whole Nigeria don really change finish.
When i dey Lagos, i see the smiles of people and how happy they are with the new Government oooo. Jonathan was really a failure cha. That man too dull. fuel e nor fit give us, light self nor dey, and foodstuffs really expensive during Jonathan time.

Thank God for Buhari ooooo, our messiah
grin grin grin
Guy Are You For Real. Wetin U Smoke? Or do U Mean It Ironical?
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reacts David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by Gabrendo(m): 4:22pm On May 11, 2016
tunaguy:
Is this not Cameroon d avatar guy
What Continent are You From? James Cameron is The Avatar Director U Hear. David Cameron Is UK Head of govt. Got It Small Brained pikin.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reacts David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by Gabrendo(m): 4:19pm On May 11, 2016
macherie1:
Freeze has said the truth. What David Cameron said is an embarrassment to his country and himself. Even if Nigeria is corrupt, the manner in which he spoke about it is completely ridiculous and unacceptable. He should have checked himself before opening his loud mouth to spew rubbish.
Freeze is a Terribly bleached, Fake accented, Small brained Fargot. Notin he says Is ever right. David camerom is ryt yesterday, today, tommorow about how Nigeria is ridiculously corrupt.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reacts David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by Gabrendo(m): 4:15pm On May 11, 2016
Oh this Badly Bleached Mouth Lickin Small Brained Man Again. Freeze Go and Sleep under a hot Pussy. Fucker. David Cameron Is Right. And I Fully support his Slander against Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Civil Servant Commits Suicide In Abia Over Unpaid Salaries by Gabrendo(m): 6:36pm On May 10, 2016
RichDad1:
Rest in pieces cowardice a§§hole. angry
Don't be tooo Quick To Judge. U sure avnt been depressed B4. Or Felt the hard nudge of a suicidal thought.
CelebritiesRe: J Martins Shares Photo With His Son by Gabrendo(m): 3:29pm On May 10, 2016
He Looks gayyyyy.
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Obesere And Pasuma On Stage Together by Gabrendo(m): 3:17pm On May 10, 2016
chiefolododo:
Are they gays?
Sometimes What U see, Is not what it seems.
PoliticsRe: 5 Categories Of People That won't feel The Country's current Inflation by Gabrendo(m): 6:43pm On May 09, 2016
I Disagree. Everyone will feel it. One way or the other.
SportsRe: Sesugh Uhaa, Nigerian WWE Wrestler Makes A Debut by Gabrendo(m): 6:32pm On May 09, 2016
franzis:
and urs is miserable as hell
Oh don't be offended. I thought I was dealing with Human Being.
SportsRe: Sesugh Uhaa, Nigerian WWE Wrestler Makes A Debut by Gabrendo(m): 10:59pm On May 08, 2016
franzis:
wrestling: the most boring sport i have ever watched
I bet Ur Life Borin as Bleep.
SportsRe: Sesugh Uhaa, Nigerian WWE Wrestler Makes A Debut by Gabrendo(m): 10:56pm On May 08, 2016
Oh He Has Been Drafted to the Main roster. Didn't Know He's Nigerian. He's Very athletic I swear.
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Be A Christian And Not Go To Church? by Gabrendo(m): 1:14pm On May 08, 2016
lordyugo:
the idea of church is to reaffirm ur faith in christ through the help of fellow Christians incase u falter as a human being, its not a pre requisite of being a Christian or makn Heaven cos its only U dat can take urself to heaven
be it a moslem ,Christian, atheist , monk etc as long as u love ur neighbor as urself nd always forgive u r christ like.
some pple will say wat of offering and tithes.
tithes is meant for d jews but d pastors wont preach that and offering could translate to helpn d less privileged, motherless babies etc.
church is meant to create dat holistic atmosphere to reaffirm ur faith in christ.
I Do not agree With You On the Issue Of Tithes and Offerings. Tithes is Not for Jews Only. Except Christianity Is for Jews Only And Christianity is Not Judaism by the Way. Tithe Is Givin God a Portion (10 Percent) of Your income. If You Believe God made provision for that Income. Offerings are to foster the progression of the church. And All are not Compulsory. Out Of Your Volition and Sympathy You could give to the needy. Its has notin to do wit the Church.
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Be A Christian And Not Go To Church? by Gabrendo(m): 1:05pm On May 08, 2016
One Q For Your Friend. Are You a Footballer When You don't Play Football? Are You a Surgeon When You don't Perform Surgery? How Can You Be a christian When You don't Go to a Christian Place Of Worship? This Is Purely Deception. There are Atheists Who Live Moral Upright Life. You don't Need to Be a Christian to Be Moral. Religion aids Morality. Morality is not an offspring of Religion. However, In other not to judge, Since Christianity is main focused on Mind. He Could be a Christian In His Mind. But Bible says. Faith without works is death. And Brethren Do not forsake the gatherings of other brethrens. As Iron sharpens iron. Don't Forget Jesus Christ also worshipped in The Temple.
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello & Tania Omotayo In London- Says "Ï Love u" to her by Gabrendo(m): 3:55pm On May 05, 2016
tintingz:
Why will people call her(Tania) used product? Are you guys with brain at all?
What U Sayin? Are You Blind or deaf? You knw Tania. She no be Fairly Used sef.
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello & Tania Omotayo In London- Says "Ï Love u" to her by Gabrendo(m): 3:52pm On May 05, 2016
Korede sef Wan enter Public store house. Na Godwin.
FamilyRe: Husband Has Been Having Sex With His Father-In-Law by Gabrendo(m): 2:16pm On May 05, 2016
masonkz:
So rather than calling out the fact that bullying someone is bad, you'd rather the person "changes" so suit society's view of what the person should be? You've got to be kidding me.


Christianity is unafrican.

Islam is unafrican.

The damn suits we wear are unafrican.

The damn cars we drive are unafrican.

Every computer and technology you've ever used is unafrican.


At least I didn't learn to be this way. On the other hand, the abpve were all learned. So if you wanna talk to me about culture/society/blah blah, please time travel backwards to when we were still living in our villages surrounded by trees.



Now, that, would be the real African deal. cool
U re Right a Bit. Even the Internet is Unafrican. Are u trying to Say that in Otherwords U been homosexual is natural. God created U that Way. If He did why will he say its a sin in his Words. Are you Even Christian. Do You think Wat u re is unchangeable. I Bet science defilin a lot of Natural cause...
FamilyRe: Husband Has Been Having Sex With His Father-In-Law by Gabrendo(m): 2:11pm On May 05, 2016
golderah
FamilyRe: Husband Has Been Having Sex With His Father-In-Law by Gabrendo(m): 12:06pm On May 05, 2016
masonkz:
LOL@the bold grin grin grin Dude, what makes you think I'm not the one doing the yanshing? grin grin and how come you're already concluding that sex was involved. Not like I have any issue with that anyway.

Family members? Seriously?? Any family member that finds out and isn't ok with it should go all the way to the left. Infact, the less they stay out of my life, the better for me.

When you're independent and know your worth and people come to you to solve their problems, they don't have a choice but to accept who you are, gay or not cool . Infact i had to tell my brother at a point, and after he swore that he wouldn't regard me as a brother anymore, fast forward few months later, same brother is still bugging my life for one thing or the other. I make sure I work hard so I can mind my business while others mind theirs (I wish everyone would!!!)

About marriage, I don't have to live to the dictates of the society. cool


Peace.
Yah Afterall its Ur Life. Isn't it? I M jus tryin to Say U cud Change If U want. Weda U like it or not we are products of our society. And we need to conform the way our society is structured. This Is Nigeria. Homosexuality is Unafrican accordin to african traditionalist and a Sin from the Christian Perspective. I Know a Boy Years ago bak in sec. School. He's was bullied and harassed by Others because He was Feminine. B4 the end of ss2. We receivd news He commited suicide. To Cut Short, Africa is not Vry Conducive for Homosexual. So If u are goin to survive Yeah U av to Change.
FamilyRe: Husband Has Been Having Sex With His Father-In-Law by Gabrendo(m): 2:07pm On May 04, 2016
masonkz:
lol@ a lot grin grin . Nahhh

But yup I've messed around with one..back then in school, although I have to admit i didn't know he was married. grin


Some ladies are really oblivious of who their very nice husbands, really are sha cry
Jeez. Mehn. U Let Men Yanch U? Hah Where Do U see Ur Self In Years? When Ur Family Members start Raisin Eye Brows. When Days Comes When Every one Expects U to Marry. When You Get Old. Noones wld be Young Forever. Think of Tomorrow Man. I don't condemn U. I Think U hv to Change Ur Mind set Now.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Emmanuella Visits Igbinedion's Daughter & Grandson (photos) by Gabrendo(m): 6:58pm On May 03, 2016
Electroweb:
Its a good thng she is meeting people and going places, but let her education also go with her.
Some are Educated But Are Not Wise. Some are Uneducated but Wise. Education doesn't Make Huge differences These Days Especially In Nigeria Where the Standard Of Education has dropped immensely. Olodo With Fat Pocket Makes First Class. Do your Tin With or Without Education You will Be Who you are supposed to Be.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Emmanuella Visits Igbinedion's Daughter & Grandson (photos) by Gabrendo(m): 6:54pm On May 03, 2016
dominique:
This little girl is really going places, I hope she will be able to handle the pressure that comes with fame. wishing her more success.
Abeg Shut Up Jealousy

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