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CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba And Mary Celebrate 13th Wedding Anniversary (Throwback Pictures) by Gabrendo(m): 9:22am On Apr 16, 2019
What? He has only been married for 13 years? I thought he has been married for thirty years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A
TravelRe: This Train Passes Directly Through A 19 Storey Residential Building In China by Gabrendo(m): 9:16am On Apr 16, 2019
Nigeria can never get this far...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: Game Of Thrones Not Worth The Hype by Gabrendo(m): 9:14am On Apr 16, 2019
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Wearing Hijab In A Nightclub. Photos by Gabrendo(m): 9:12am On Apr 16, 2019
Those fana-tics would gun for her head o. Sha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress Adunniade Talk About Her Last Nite In The Awesome Dinner Dress by Gabrendo(m): 9:10am On Apr 16, 2019
Bollywood actress seriously?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Fights With Indian Police During Arrest (Photos) by Gabrendo(m): 9:08am On Apr 16, 2019
See what this next level shit is causing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A
PoliticsRe: Kingsley Moghalu Quits Partisan Politics by Gabrendo(m): 3:29am On Apr 13, 2019
RomanceRe: Seven Ways To Build Stronger Relationships by Gabrendo(m): 3:24am On Apr 13, 2019
CelebritiesI Can't Stop Laughing After Watching This Video by Gabrendo(op): 3:20am On Apr 13, 2019
Watch this very funny video. Adventures of Calistus.
Click the link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A

TV/MoviesRe: Watch The Coup Thief On Instagram (A Nigerian 2mins Crime Thriller Short Series) by Gabrendo(op): 4:08pm On Mar 13, 2019
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RomanceRe: Who Is Lalasticlala??? by Gabrendo(m): 11:34am On Mar 13, 2019
Agent Lauretta - special cyber unit - Nairaland
EntertainmentRe: Bloggers Introduce Yourselves! by Gabrendo(m): 11:25am On Mar 13, 2019
Humour, rants, fun..
http://naijaboyrants.com
RomanceRe: My Girl Is In Love With My Friend by Gabrendo(m): 11:22am On Mar 13, 2019
WiseStarr:
One thing I learned from girls is that they love great talkers,don't just sit with them and fold your arms,talk to them,play with them,crack jokes,show them the real love but all these won't make a girl who sees you as a,friend see you as a lover but this works almost on 95% of girls in the world



I proposed to so many girls,I just don't talk to them,guess what my friends date them and bleeped some.When i discovered myself,even the ones i don't proposed to want to be my friend
Not every one is a talkative joor...
RomanceRe: My Girl Is In Love With My Friend by Gabrendo(m): 11:20am On Mar 13, 2019
greatnaija01:
you do not need help

A GIRL, IS NOT DATING YOU, SHE IS JUST A REGULAR VISITOR.... and you are already calling her "MY GIRL" my friend will you go and sit down somewhere and think?

THE GIRL OWES YOU NOTHING.

rather than learn from your friend and learn why the girl is attracted to him... and practice it on yourself till you attract better girls... you are here calling for community support.

THE GIRL IS NOT A DUMMY... she knows what she wants and it clearly is NOT YOU.

The girl also does not owe you explanation, you do not own her.

YOU boys really are not ready for relationship... your are only trying to satisfy your HORNINESS. relationship is not about what you like or your choice... ITS ABOUT who u epp...
hear me.... YES YOU CLAIM YOU LOVE THE GIRL... but what is LOVE? is it a feeling? if she agree for you and refuses sex you will now come here and cry that she does not LOVE YOU.... imagine!!!

OK IMAGINE she ACCEPTS you and you have nothing tangible to offer apart from money and SEX.... but your broke friend is a good talker and can COMMUNICATE WITH HER IN A WAY THAT SHE FEELS IMPORTANT AND VALUED, then she will cheat on you with that friend... even without sleeping with him... IS THAT HOW YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE?

see. REJECTION is often RE-DIRECTION. Go and work on yourself... TILL LADIES BEG TO DATE YOU because you have 90% of what they want.... stop blabbing here about a girl you have no plans to marry.
Let them be joor... She's doesn't like you that way. Lock up and move on. In fact snub her.... So she stop coming to your house. If you treat girls too nicely they take you for granted.
TV/MoviesRe: Watch The Coup Thief On Instagram (A Nigerian 2mins Crime Thriller Short Series) by Gabrendo(op): 5:46pm On Feb 26, 2019
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TV/MoviesWatch The Coup Thief On Instagram (A Nigerian 2mins Crime Thriller Short Series) by Gabrendo(op): 5:43pm On Feb 26, 2019
Profile media Tv in association with Kyoobox presents this thrilling 2 mins crime thriller series that would wow your mind.

Watch it on Instagram...
Follow, comment and repost...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuUjoRUHZMS/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=495l478nh14x
LiteratureAna our Housegirl (erotica) by Gabrendo(op): 11:21pm On Feb 18, 2019
Hello. My name is Tobi. I am the only child of my parents. Ana is our new housegirl and she is very sexy...
And I think I might lose my virginity to her.
Read below how it all started and leave a comment...

Thanks... Click the link below
https://hintsmag.com/ana-episode-1/
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Romance6 amazing facts about 2face and Annie you might not know by Gabrendo(op):
Following the rumoured split of 2baba and his wife of eight years Annie. The social media was on raze for this as sources posed that the split was because Annie was done dealing with 2face's promiscuous lifestyle.

But with the recent report, it has been revealed that all of this was a big joke.

If you are a fan of the couple Click below five amazing facts you might not have known about the couple.
https://hintsmag.com/6-amazing-facts-about-the-idibias/

Celebrities5 Interesting Facts About 2face And His Wife Annie You Never Knew by Gabrendo(op):
Following the rumoured split of 2baba and his wife of eight years Annie. The social media was on raze for this as sources posed that the split was because Annie was done dealing with 2face's promiscuous lifestyle.

But with the recent report, it has been revealed that all of this was a big joke.

If you are a fan of the couple Click below five amazing facts you might not have known about the couple.
https://hintsmag.com/6-amazing-facts-about-the-idibias/

CrimeFor 21 Savage Fans, Here Are 7 Things You May Not Know About Him by Gabrendo(op): 6:56pm On Feb 07, 2019
We all woke to the news of 21 Savage, the 'Rockstar' crooner been deported days ago from America but nothing is more shocking than the 7 savage facts.

If you are a rap fan, you should know this about the rapper.

Click the link https://hintsmag.com/seven-savage-facts-about-21-savage/

CelebritiesRe: Mr Spell Dede Nne Goes Back To School by Gabrendo(m): 6:39pm On Dec 11, 2018
SUCKABLE88:
Na the guy Fresh like this? It shall not be well with poverty
No. He is at the back.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Most Painful/hurtful Thing Your Boss Has Ever Said To You? by Gabrendo(m): 2:56am On Oct 18, 2018
My boss actually made me believe I am a slowpoke but I dealt with him sha. He will never underestimate anyone in his life again.
CareerRe: Groundnut Hawker Wearing Suit And Tie (Photos) by Gabrendo(m): 2:55am On Oct 18, 2018
Naija no dey carry last.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Gabrendo(m): 10:10pm On Mar 02, 2018
Need a job... Even if is a sales person's job at supermarkets. Please help this Abuja no easy at all. For the records I'm a graduate. Been job hunting like no man's business since I arrived Abuja.
LiteratureRe: Hotel Sex by Gabrendo(op): 11:55am On Jan 19, 2018
(1) MARY

Sex. A three letter word with the ability to stop time. To stop motion, rationality, every sense of righteousness... It makes the strong weak and turns men to heroes even for that very meager time. Sex is like magnet it attracts, it draws and it can't be cheated. Sex doesn't abide by the law of attraction, it is the law of attraction. Sex is the epitome of our existence. Every battle, every war, every challenge, sex always win. It is a force. It has a power of his own. Whoever masters how to wield its power controls all. Controls the world.

I was eleven. Life was just starting for me when it ended. A still moonless night. He came in the dark. I was asleep, oblivious of the contingent world. He pressed me to the bed, covered my mouth, ripped off my night gown. I screamed till my voice was mute. I fought till there was no strength left in me. He took away my innocence and left me in the dark, beaten and violated.

It happened again and again. Days went by. Months strolled away. Years passed. I became ingrained to it. No one believed me, even Ma. One day, I stopped sulking and ran into the night. I never looked back from that night. I made a decision that I was never going to be weak again, I was going to wield the power of sex till the end of my futile existence.

ITA VENUS became my new home. I became anew. I was sixteen, tall, fair and voluptuous. The men liked me. They like to pound me. I didn't scream the roof to embers like the other girls would. At seventeen I was a mistress of sex. Sometimes I lose count of the number of men that climbed me in a day. It felt good to be in control of my body and I was making cents from it.

Today is my tenth year at HOTEL VENUS. Every one knows Pretty Mary. My name never leaves the lips of the men that had entered me. Married men. Politicians. Pastors. Business men. Travelling men. White men. The list is long. Inside me there is a deep hole, no one has reached the base.

Today I will meet him again, I call him Mr. X. Unlike other men I have been with. He is the most esoteric. He comes at night when spirits walks the earth. He is tall, charming and taciturn. If he is a ghost, I presume in his previous life he was a soldier or a serial killer. But I love my men that way. I love the dark.

Tonight the light would be off again and I will attempt to kiss him.
LiteratureHotel Sex by Gabrendo(op): 11:08am On Jan 18, 2018
Hotel Sex

written by: Gabriel G Odigiri

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real events are merely coincidences.

No parts of this work should be reproduced in any form without the writer's consent.

All right reserved ©Gabriel G Odigiri

Science/TechnologyRe: Just Killed A Snake In Our Living Room by Gabrendo(op): 12:50am On Dec 07, 2017
MORE PHOTOS >>>>>>>
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Science/TechnologyJust Killed A Snake In Our Living Room by Gabrendo(op): 12:43am On Dec 07, 2017
MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS

Help me thank our God. For he said in his word that thou we walk through the valley or shadow of death, we should fear no evil for he is with us.

With the Yuletide in the air, the enemies are fervent in turning happiness to sadness but the God that we serve answers to no one. Thousands may fall at our side but they shall not come near us.

Oblivious of a lurking havoc in our dim lit living room. The whole of my being was invested in a late night movie showing on TV. Only to be jostled up by the voice of my brother after a minute of dozing off on the couch. My sleepy eyes rolled in fright seeing this BIG BLACK SNAKE in our living room, on the tile, close to the couch I laid. With no weapon in my hand, impulse got the best of me and the snake went into hiding.

To cut the story short, after several attempts of trying to uncover the snake's hideout. It finally met its end under our refrigerator.

PRAISE GOD...

WE MUST ENJOY THIS YULETIDE WHETHER THE ENEMIES LIKE IT OR NOT.

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