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What? He has only been married for 13 years? I thought he has been married for thirty years? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A |
Watch this very funny video. Adventures of Calistus. Click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A
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Humour, rants, fun.. http://naijaboyrants.com |
WiseStarr:Not every one is a talkative joor... |
greatnaija01:Let them be joor... She's doesn't like you that way. Lock up and move on. In fact snub her.... So she stop coming to your house. If you treat girls too nicely they take you for granted. |
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Hello. My name is Tobi. I am the only child of my parents. Ana is our new housegirl and she is very sexy... And I think I might lose my virginity to her. Read below how it all started and leave a comment... Thanks... Click the link below https://hintsmag.com/ana-episode-1/
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Following the rumoured split of 2baba and his wife of eight years Annie. The social media was on raze for this as sources posed that the split was because Annie was done dealing with 2face's promiscuous lifestyle. But with the recent report, it has been revealed that all of this was a big joke. If you are a fan of the couple Click below five amazing facts you might not have known about the couple. https://hintsmag.com/6-amazing-facts-about-the-idibias/
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Following the rumoured split of 2baba and his wife of eight years Annie. The social media was on raze for this as sources posed that the split was because Annie was done dealing with 2face's promiscuous lifestyle. But with the recent report, it has been revealed that all of this was a big joke. If you are a fan of the couple Click below five amazing facts you might not have known about the couple. https://hintsmag.com/6-amazing-facts-about-the-idibias/
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We all woke to the news of 21 Savage, the 'Rockstar' crooner been deported days ago from America but nothing is more shocking than the 7 savage facts. If you are a rap fan, you should know this about the rapper. Click the link https://hintsmag.com/seven-savage-facts-about-21-savage/
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SUCKABLE88:No. He is at the back. |
My boss actually made me believe I am a slowpoke but I dealt with him sha. He will never underestimate anyone in his life again. |
Naija no dey carry last. |
Need a job... Even if is a sales person's job at supermarkets. Please help this Abuja no easy at all. For the records I'm a graduate. Been job hunting like no man's business since I arrived Abuja. |
(1) MARY Sex. A three letter word with the ability to stop time. To stop motion, rationality, every sense of righteousness... It makes the strong weak and turns men to heroes even for that very meager time. Sex is like magnet it attracts, it draws and it can't be cheated. Sex doesn't abide by the law of attraction, it is the law of attraction. Sex is the epitome of our existence. Every battle, every war, every challenge, sex always win. It is a force. It has a power of his own. Whoever masters how to wield its power controls all. Controls the world. I was eleven. Life was just starting for me when it ended. A still moonless night. He came in the dark. I was asleep, oblivious of the contingent world. He pressed me to the bed, covered my mouth, ripped off my night gown. I screamed till my voice was mute. I fought till there was no strength left in me. He took away my innocence and left me in the dark, beaten and violated. It happened again and again. Days went by. Months strolled away. Years passed. I became ingrained to it. No one believed me, even Ma. One day, I stopped sulking and ran into the night. I never looked back from that night. I made a decision that I was never going to be weak again, I was going to wield the power of sex till the end of my futile existence. ITA VENUS became my new home. I became anew. I was sixteen, tall, fair and voluptuous. The men liked me. They like to pound me. I didn't scream the roof to embers like the other girls would. At seventeen I was a mistress of sex. Sometimes I lose count of the number of men that climbed me in a day. It felt good to be in control of my body and I was making cents from it. Today is my tenth year at HOTEL VENUS. Every one knows Pretty Mary. My name never leaves the lips of the men that had entered me. Married men. Politicians. Pastors. Business men. Travelling men. White men. The list is long. Inside me there is a deep hole, no one has reached the base. Today I will meet him again, I call him Mr. X. Unlike other men I have been with. He is the most esoteric. He comes at night when spirits walks the earth. He is tall, charming and taciturn. If he is a ghost, I presume in his previous life he was a soldier or a serial killer. But I love my men that way. I love the dark. Tonight the light would be off again and I will attempt to kiss him. |
Hotel Sex written by: Gabriel G Odigiri This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real events are merely coincidences. No parts of this work should be reproduced in any form without the writer's consent. All right reserved ©Gabriel G Odigiri
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MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS Help me thank our God. For he said in his word that thou we walk through the valley or shadow of death, we should fear no evil for he is with us. With the Yuletide in the air, the enemies are fervent in turning happiness to sadness but the God that we serve answers to no one. Thousands may fall at our side but they shall not come near us. Oblivious of a lurking havoc in our dim lit living room. The whole of my being was invested in a late night movie showing on TV. Only to be jostled up by the voice of my brother after a minute of dozing off on the couch. My sleepy eyes rolled in fright seeing this BIG BLACK SNAKE in our living room, on the tile, close to the couch I laid. With no weapon in my hand, impulse got the best of me and the snake went into hiding. To cut the story short, after several attempts of trying to uncover the snake's hideout. It finally met its end under our refrigerator. PRAISE GOD... WE MUST ENJOY THIS YULETIDE WHETHER THE ENEMIES LIKE IT OR NOT.
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