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FamilyWhy Does Women Honor Their Pastors More Than Their Husbands? by Gabrendo(op):
This video is a proof that women honor their pastors more than their husbands.

The woman continuously served her husband stale foods but the day the pastor comes visiting, she prepares a fresh meal for him. What an irony! But what do you think?

Cc: lalasticla

Watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M098v7CGYss
TV/MoviesWomen Respect Their Pastors More Than Their Husbands by Gabrendo(op): 10:56pm On Mar 14, 2020
This video just proves that women respect their pastors more than their husbands.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M098v7CGYss
RomanceA Hilarious Video Of How Some Women Mistreat Their Husbands And Worship Pastors by Gabrendo(op): 6:39pm On Mar 12, 2020
This is hilarious video just shows how some women mistreat their husbands while they worship their pastors.

Watch below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M098v7CGYss
TV/MoviesThis Nigerian Horror Film Would Make You Have Nightmares by Gabrendo(op): 12:22am On Oct 01, 2019
Watch below if you aren't afraid of nightmares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQSYxhA7Mmo
EducationRe: Meet Lilliana Akah, A Talented 13-Year-Old Nigerian Who Has Written 9 Books by Gabrendo(m): 11:41pm On Aug 19, 2019
This use to be me then I grew up and lost my way.
LiteratureHotel 45 by Gabrendo(op):
The Lady met him at the spur of the moment. She needed the distraction at least --- sipping from a glass of cocktail and seated in the loop at the rooftop cocktail bar. He came to say hello. The first thing she noticed was his height --- 6 feet tall, broad shoulders fitted in his muscled arms, greasy dark brows complimenting a set beautiful auburn eyes...a charming boyish smile settled on his brown dimpled face. This man was all shades of temptation for her.

"Hi..." She purred, leaving a shade of red on her cheeks. His lips was hard to ignore too...full with the presence of a delicious red. What was this man doing sitting with her with his dark hairy chests and dark-blue nipples barely covered by his white transparent singlet.

"Are you alone?" He asked, the sound of his voice adding rhythm to the soul jazz floating in the frigid air of the bar. She took another sip, leaving him hanging on her silent gesture...the cocktail was a mix of the sweet taste of this fine specimen of a man.

Her reply had to follow soon, she thought. If there was any chance for them, her reply had to be…”Yes, I am alone…”

But she just smiled at him, a little suspense was no harm. She would want to flirt and paint one imaginary picture of herself but she only had a minute to spend in hotel 45 before all roads would lead to Lagos.

“Why do you want to know?” This did not come out as a dismissive reply, well that was what she had intended but the smile on his face said it all, his mind had registered it as a flirt.

“Why is a beautiful woman sitting alone?”

Sh-it. The seconds were running and it was almost passed a minute. Another flirty attempt and this man would be the end of her. The best option for her to avoid hazard was to say nothing…telling him off with a stern silence.

“I didn’t mean to bother you…”

The last one minute had been the most beautiful, she prepped these words in between her itching lips. She had come here for the most beautiful experience. She had heard about hotel 45 from a friend whom had her honeymoon here. Maybe somehow the beautiful scenery of the hotel would remind her of the beauty of life. She had booked for the penthouse suite on hotels.ng and was looking forward to having a dip in the blue bubbling pool even though she never did because somehow she had not yet overcame her phobia.

“I am Jake, ” He extended his hand to her and she was tempted to take it, feeling the softness of his palm but only her mind did. What if his touch on her palms spark a different feeling?

“How long have you been here?”

Two weeks but it was to end now. If only he was here on the first day then maybe her honeymoon would have been more beautiful.

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https://hotels.ng/top-hotels

This is a content writing challenge set up by hotels.ng
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CelebritiesRe: Serere: Broda Shaggi Dressed As A Lady, Sells Female Underwear In New Video by Gabrendo(m): 10:07pm On May 29, 2019
AccessME:
Its amazes me how people don't see that gays and lesbians are more plenty in the enterrainment industry than any other sector of Nigeria's economy. somethings i wonder what the world has turned into cause it's getting glaring and too open by the day that straight and muscular looking men prefer sleeping with their fellow men and the truth is not farfetched that gays are in every nook and cranny of this country at the moment even some married men these days are so thirsty for their fellow men boot and don't be surprise the rumour you've heared that some well known celebrities Ekubo, Uti nd recently Ik Ogbonah and the almihgty C. Ronaldo are gays. As they say, "atom truth lies in every rumour u hear" alll these all goes to resolves around the saying; the more you look, the less u see.
If I hear Ronaldo for your mouth again eeh. Idiot... Is your father that is gay
CelebritiesRe: Serere: Broda Shaggi Dressed As A Lady, Sells Female Underwear In New Video by Gabrendo(m): 10:04pm On May 29, 2019
Hmmm gay agbero... Na your yanch go hear am
HealthI Drank An Expired Coffee... Would I Die? by Gabrendo(op): 1:43pm On Apr 25, 2019
So this morning I felt like taking a warm cup of tea and the carton of coffee sitting in the kitchen cabinet came in handy. Without knowing how long it had been in the cabinet, I took one sachet and made a hot cup of coffee. I took it with cakes and was fine for some minutes before my stomach started rumbling and then it resulted to a stomach ache. I suspected the cake but it was the same cakes my colleagues took and they seem fine. So, I went back to the kitchen and checked the expiry date of the coffee and found out that it has been expired since 2017... What should I do? The stomach ache is getting worse. Am I going to die... Doctors and pharmacists in the house please help...
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Gay Boy, Nigel Shelby Committed Suicide Over Bullying In US by Gabrendo(m): 6:48pm On Apr 23, 2019
Oddsman:
Yeah. I am proudly bi. I am proudly bilingual
Lol
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Gay Boy, Nigel Shelby Committed Suicide Over Bullying In US by Gabrendo(m): 4:38pm On Apr 23, 2019
[quote author=Oddsman post=77791575]Biggest lie on earth? Just like you also may think God and demons doesn't exist but you're scared to go to a fetish place and have a feel of what negative spirituality looks like. I'm ready to come out of the closet after an experience with your babe if you have one. Also i hope you understand what vice versa means.[/quote

Why so worked up bro... You be bi... I mean. What your boyfriend broke your heart. So now you are a hard core straight guy? Pathetic.
CrimeRe: Smile Communications And Spectranet Are Under Attack by Gabrendo(m): 3:06pm On Apr 23, 2019
Mtchewwww abeg I am using smile...
Click the link to laugh your hearts out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A&t=14s
Foreign AffairsRe: Sri Lanka Explosion: Death Toll Rises To 290, 500 Injured by Gabrendo(m): 3:02pm On Apr 23, 2019
Rip to the dead
Click the link to cheer yourself up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A&t=14s
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Pretending, Not Loyal To Buhari – Dogara by Gabrendo(m): 3:01pm On Apr 23, 2019
Not a new news...
Abeg click the link to laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A&t=14s
RomanceRe: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by Gabrendo(m): 3:00pm On Apr 23, 2019
Lol... Hard luck.
To laugh click on the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A&t=14s
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Gay Boy, Nigel Shelby Committed Suicide Over Bullying In US by Gabrendo(m): 2:59pm On Apr 23, 2019
Fisiryorh:
and also for you...
Abi... I don't see any righteous person in this world sef
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Gay Boy, Nigel Shelby Committed Suicide Over Bullying In US by Gabrendo(m): 2:58pm On Apr 23, 2019
Kokaine:
abeg go sit down !!!
Say no to homosexuality.
Be there let the world be moving without you...
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Gay Boy, Nigel Shelby Committed Suicide Over Bullying In US by Gabrendo(m): 2:57pm On Apr 23, 2019
Oddsman:
I have being through feminity as a guy. While growing up, pink was my favorite color. But never for once did i imagine my bútt being penetrated or vice versa.
Liar.... Biggest liar on earth. Newsflash not all gay men likes penetration. Come out of the closet Sir...
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Gay Boy, Nigel Shelby Committed Suicide Over Bullying In US by Gabrendo(m): 2:40pm On Apr 23, 2019
Sasquatch:
Are you just realizing that?
And hypocritical. There are more gays in Nigeria than you think...
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Gay Boy, Nigel Shelby Committed Suicide Over Bullying In US by Gabrendo(m): 2:37pm On Apr 23, 2019
Oddsman:
Nobody is born gay. Homosexuality is a choice.
Perhaps... But do you think feminine guys choose to act feminine?
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Gay Boy, Nigel Shelby Committed Suicide Over Bullying In US by Gabrendo(m): 2:37pm On Apr 23, 2019
Fisiryorh:
well well,have fun in hell with the demon who pushed you to commit such act...
Same demons are waiting for you too.
CrimeGirlfriend Killed Her Boyfriend Because Of A Text Message by Gabrendo(op): 2:31pm On Apr 23, 2019
Wonders shall never end... See what this lady did to her boyfriend because of a text message she saw in his phone.
Click on the link to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iHx5VsH5Rg&t=87s
CelebritiesRe: David Oyelowo Talks About His Father Stephen Oyelowo, From Oyo State by Gabrendo(m): 8:07pm On Apr 16, 2019
ohem007:
Have you guys seen will smith latest movie trailer...

I don't remember the name buh he was acting the role of a nigerian

Mehnn that dude was wack as mess



Even dwanye johnson sef tried acting as one in one yeye gorilla movie like that.....rampage or something like that


He even changed his name to okoye just to blend in
What's this one saying?
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Leaves Abuja, Relocates To Imo by Gabrendo(m): 9:39am On Apr 16, 2019
So this is how our mumu don do group crashed and the end.
Watch this funny vid now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A

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