₦airaland Forum

Germandude30:
Mehn,this German weather is killing.bathed 8 times yesterday.cant even wear uniform anymore at work.shit

Enjoy the weather while it last. You think say na your father land you dey? Na who you come they tell here

Even if you dey pack shit and you look more stupid than this zezuh werrey guy with lots of money, the finest women go still run after you. Werrey + worry= vavulence child
Where (werrey)= Father werrey
Where (worry) = Mother worry, worry for claut chasing.

Where vavulence child
1. Apako head, coconut type them no dey
know book for school .
2. Jump fence during school hours .
3. Play gamble
4. Taste some of their father marijuana which
in turns adapt to it.
5. They beat teachers for school.
6. Fail test and exam.
7. You will never see them at front in
classroom, the are godfather for back in
classroom.
8. They never answer questions nor have a
suggested questions.
9. Thuggery.
10. They mostly do agbero. Etc

ikotunblog:
Good English is very important there is nothing like "How was your day" is either you say "How was your day" or rather say "How was your day" The "How" is supposed to come before "Was" then followed by "Day" so stop saying "How was your day" and start saying "How was your day"..period

Its quit obvio.. That sense is far from your thinking ooo

Where is Mr righteousness? Food don land ooo

chatinent:
Cubanna Cubanna.


I cannot forget the day I paid for the Vieille Bon Secours in Cubanna...ordered by my friend.

Omo, if you asked me too, I felt we saw N10,000....only for bill to come, and I am seeing N520k. And waiter was saying we
miscalculated the rows and columns.


What's going on here? Waiter, what's the meaning of this expensive joke? Like play like play, bouncers don come..bouncers don dey shake breast for us o.


You may begin to think I wanted to feel like a big boy. Baba, I no bi big boy. Na common Amarula and some minors we planned to order...and I no dey take alcohol...so it was supposed to be for the table.


See me dey swear say no bi wetin we order. My friend mah dey wan dey do like make dem hold me o say e no concern am.


Oga, wait let me explain..e come wan bi like we go collect. We paid o..and it pained me most that I paid the most and I drank next to nothing. It was his coursemates who even drank the most and left earlier before the bill. What's even inside this water water drink thays N520k! As I do the transfer, it was like my lifespan short. Omo, I was a student then o.. And till today, Nonso has not balanced me the remaining N50k.


If dem carry dorime dey bring anything for you...even if na toothpick, please interrogate!

I legitly drink all the kinds of styles of drinking garri. I deserve an award. I am a drinker!


Since that day, I don't keep friends!

I do my things in a one-man way.

Abeg no kill me with laughter jooor

Long epistle, who no get job they read that

etinanguy:
See Nigerian league table this morning. How come 49 points is greater than 51 points? Abi vuwulence don affect my eyes.

Na error, its 49- 48

abobote:
You de believe that foolish man that call himself pastor

Yes I do.. Why call him foolish? I think you need to change your ways of reasonings, he is a man of God for Christ sake.

I never doubt the prophecy of Apostle Sulaimon of Omega fire ministry which says OSINBAJO is our next president revealed to him by God... He has says this about gone president, present and never fails one.
They may collect dollars from the drugee but God will shame them last last nah ni. We awaits result.

Crixxx:
That must be an easterner. Rip Mr & Mrs Okezie

they are Yoruba's not easterners

Stupid Emefiele, that's more reasons why Igbo can never rule this Nation. Imagine this one ooo

That guy na comedy skit maker, I have watched several video of his skit alongside that girl too . No be real ooo, read the Op message wella to understand it not real.

Barims:
How much do you charge??

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BowlingTall:
Asiwaju oko Remi is one of the greatest politician ever. As it stands, he is the most mentioned politician in Africa. This man need to be studied by student of politics in our universities, we need to have a full syllabus on Asiwaju with reference to Nigerian politics

What of mumumadu buhari ? What will happen to his studies

Good leadership with bad intentions... God deal with buhari and his co-hort. Amen

Timekeeper452:
Notice how he made sure to warn perpetrators here, during the sokoto killing, did he threaten to deal with perpetrators?

You dey mind the zombie
Old malfunctioning person

The angels are singing brother japa to my earings

Bluezy13:
Eating out is more cost effective.

Additionally, you get to eat varieties.

For example,
You can use N3,000 to cook a restaurant standard soup minus Eba. Then you keep eating the same soup over and over.
But with that N2,000, you can eat rice, okro soup, eat melon, eat bitterleaf soup at different times plus garri in a restaurant or mamaput depending on your location...if we are to assume a plate of food to be N500. You can add extra if you want.

Notwithstanding the gas, water, stress and time used to cook that food. And imagine warming a pot of soup over and over for someone without a refrigerator or electricity let alone the cost of fuel and maintenance of generator if inclusive.

But if two or more persons are involved, cooking is preferable.

It is worthy of note that the criterion for judgement here is relating eating out to cooking considering a particular amount of money.

You get sense... Oil they your head professor.
If single..... Mama put
Two or more.... Cooking
Received and digested

jeff1993:
... Calm down ... Must u be stvpid all the time??

Like your mama always be, I follow your mama lead.. Omoale

Don Jazzy will be like which kind wahala be this .... No more hope of fucking this girl again oooooo shimooooo ooo

jeff1993:
See the boy head like Mango!!!!

Meanwhile ASAP Biko go and do DNA test ooo.... Na just advice!!!

Bad mouth like he heard you from your dirty enclave. Putting person wahala for head like headlamp, omoale!

The day i met this Mr as well as Mrs Bob along Ibadan/ife exp. road meeehn... The guy as well as madam fine ooo . Two yeyebrities mocking their shit days concerns no body. Them dey craze for head. Crazy set of people. KOlo mental GE ng

G, I, L till I die

Send me her number and thank me later

That's my nigga , Sogo Omo Osun.. My Classmate in school back then. I like this guy no be small. ... May your dreams comes true pal... Stay safe on politics.

graphics111:

What am I supposed to do with this piece of information?
I never chop since morning oh.

At least use that news take hold belle for time being
Make depression no go join am

Aroyjunior:
What exactly is your point,do you want us to praise you or what.

I wonder too oooo, is that not stupidity at the highest order . The most annoying part of his last words "Do I change her life with 2k?
How can you change the seller life with 2k? The guy is insane, I swear !

How i wish i can slot in my Rod of ages in her smelly Oloshoism viginal wall to suffer the best frictional force to ever liveth