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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo (white) Girlfriend (pics/video) by GabrielYulaw(m): 7:32pm On Oct 04, 2023
jedisco:
@seun @domique @farano

You all need to do something about the increasing number of misogynistic statements that are posted here without caution. Somethings should not be accepted in this day and age

You go cry tire, sir grin grin grin

The reality is that Seun himself is a b1got and as tribal1stic as the worst here. Just go to Twitter and see what he dey yarn. So, how can bad police bad?

Nairaland these days is a cesspit where the worst of the worst gather to gleefully deposit turds. I spend an hour on this site daily and each time I want to wash my eyeballs clean with bleach and cleanse my soul with molten lava. The only place I have seen the kind of comments I see on Nairaland is in the comment section of TheYNC
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Buy A Car For Your Man? by GabrielYulaw(m): 4:41pm On Oct 04, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
Of course.

But, he must have invested ×50 of the worth of that car on me first to get the dividends. You can't expect me to gift you a luxury car when you can only offer me a bicycle. wink

Don't expect to reap where you didn't sow. tongue

X50? So I need to get you a Gulfstream jet before you go buy me kabu kabu? That's a poor return on investment, my lovely.
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 4:39pm On Oct 04, 2023
GRACEGLORY:






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Seriously? When is the payoff though? Like in 2 years or 5 years?
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by GabrielYulaw(m): 5:10pm On Oct 01, 2023
jedisco:


Your problem is that manytimes you cannot compose your thoughts perhaps due to 'e go e come education you received'. When the mods give you a ban, you'd run to another thread threatening Seun and moaning on how NL is biased towards the South.

I've met folks like you multiple times, I know what peppers them. The Igbos are not your problem. If the generation who saw the war have come this far, you should be worried about what their offspring would achieve.

You don enter once chance today, sir grin grin grin grin

See oga Jedisco, there's a very frightening and increasing number of Nigerians that cannot be reasoned with and they tell easily disprovable lies with such boldness that you wonder if you are going crazy. It doesn't matter what you say to them, the caliber of the evidence you bring to an argument, or how kind you are to them. It does not even matter if you could somehow persuade the almighty to come down and speak for you to them. They think one way, believe one thing and nothing will move them from their position.

These kinds of people grew exponentially during and after the last presidential election, and like I said, they cannot be reasoned with and deep-rooted envy, genetic-level hate and soul-altering spite is what they know. It's both very sad and very frightening. Like very very very frightening, akin to seeing actual vampires and rabid wolves come within spitting distance of you.

Don't bother talking with them. Just conserve your energy sir and look on them like you would irremediably madt and utterly dangerous people who can potentially drag this country into all-out strife that would make the first and second Congo wars look like kindergarten tea parties.

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Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by GabrielYulaw(m): 1:38pm On Sep 29, 2023
buygala:


The ridgeline is outdated

Yahoo boys have bastardized the RX

The prestige of the GX is far above them both..all na my opinion of course


And no, I no be Governorship Aspirant.. A 2010 GX is a 13-year old SUV, and isn't that much of a big deal..... All in all, I dey pretend to cum till I actually cum grin... I am far poorer than I portray myself to be.

I actually love the first gen Ridgeline, sir. It is surprisingly capable offroad and a 2009-2012 model is on the wishlist I shoved up Santa's bvtt for this year. Yeah, it is technologically outdated, but that means less things that can break and despite its being produced in relatively modest numbers, it is one of the most reliable cars out there, as per Consumer Report.

As for the RX, I get what you are saying about it. The RX and the Venza na yahoo boy favorite rides and I hate how dem go take RX 2000-2005 model years and update it to 2020 model years and give the thing outsize grills that almost scrape the pavement.

And for your GX, I am just saying that there are newer SUVs out there that are more fuel efficient than it. An eminent personage like yourself who undoubtedly is on first name basis with Dangote and can tell Tony Elumelu to sit on his middle finger and sing the Nunc Dimittis, could get a late gen SUV that doesn't drink fuel like an alcoholic with delireum tremens.

As for you being poor, that's the kind of joke I love to hear on Night of a Thousand Laughs, sir. grin

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Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by GabrielYulaw(m): 12:27pm On Sep 29, 2023
Stormyweather:
please remove RX 350 from fuel efficient SUV. Looking away from the Lexus line, the Rav4 and highlander are doing great.

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Okay, sir.
Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by GabrielYulaw(m): 12:16pm On Sep 29, 2023
buygala:
2010 Lexus GX470...14mpg city.. Slightly more on highway

God wey give me moni buy the moto na im dey give me moni to fuel am..

Considering that I have previously owned a 1997, 2001, 2003, 2007 and a 2010 Honda accord, it took me quite a while to stop being heartbroken and suicidal by the GX's fuel consumption..

But considering my line of work, exuding a reasonable amount of prestige and financial stability is key to success... No one cares if you actually have the financial stability or not.. Just pretend to have it one way or the other grin.. So the GX it must be

But as e be now for my peace of mind, I have stopped participating in fuel Mpg discussions grin... My Mpg now na Insha Allah grin

If I remember correctly sir, there are more fuel efficient SUVs out there, like the Honda Ridgeline and the RX 330/350. Any specific reason you went for the GX?
And considering the prestige thing you are talking about, you be governorship aspirant, sir?

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Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 12:26am On Sep 28, 2023
bennyflipy:


All right, thank you.

You know where the OfferUp thread is, right? You can go there and ask for better tips on how to access OfferUp. Many will reply and their tips might be better than mine. Good luck.

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Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 10:39pm On Sep 27, 2023
bennyflipy:


I thought OfferUp is for Americans alone?

How do you access the site, VPN?

Well, you can access OfferUp in Nigeria. There are people who sell you verified phone numbers you can use to access the site, or you can use VPN.

There are also a lot of people whose main jobs consists of buying tech stuff on OfferUp and shipping these for sale here. Go to the OfferUp thread and see what they got ready for sale.
Or you can visit OfferUp yourself, buy what you like and have someone like Mikkyangel or Mikeljims pick it up and ship it to you.
Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 2:50pm On Sep 26, 2023
OHIsIManuEL:

It is too good to be true boss.
But no problem

It is a bit too good to be true. But go to the OfferUp thread and and you will see an unending list of tech products being sold at prices that are too good to be true.

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Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 2:04pm On Sep 24, 2023
OHIsIManuEL:

240k for pixel 6 pro??
Where abeg?

Check out Williams1000. Never bought from him though. So, ask for the heavies on the OfferUp thread to vouch for him before sending money.

Edit 1- I think I misspelled the name. Lemme just look for the post where the pixel I was talking about is being sold.

Edit2- https://www.nairaland.com/williams10000


That's the guy. But his post about the 6 Pro appears to have been deleted. Not sure why

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Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 12:13pm On Sep 23, 2023
fuckboys:
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Or he can get a mint 7a from me for 200k

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Yes sir
Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 11:43pm On Sep 22, 2023
Bright12660:

You wouldn't know the use of the refresh rate until you are under the sun

Wetin go carry me go under the sun? It's like you be plant that need sunrays and water to grow. grin
I be introvert o and if I step out, half of the people I meet will be saying they haven't seen me in weeks. Wetin I go carry my behind to be doing under the sun?
Anyway, the variable refresh rate on my Pixel 4XL is permanently off, because to me, that feature is as useful as a nipple in the b00ty crack would be. smiley
Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 2:02pm On Sep 22, 2023
BrickDevo:
Pixel 6a mint condition
6gb/128gb
Great cameras
Crisp display HDR
Underscreen fingerprint sensor
Stereo speakers
Android 14 beta
With little or no scratches

250k ~ Negotiable
07O61030782
Ajah, Lagos

Bros, here no be Jiji. I have seen new or open box Pixel 6a on sale at like 160-169K. I think na AdrianHillz get am.

Of course, you are free to sell at any price. And I am free to offer an opinion.

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Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 2:00pm On Sep 22, 2023
BrickDevo:

Wireless charger and Refresh rate is overrated.
Wireless that you can't use your phone while charging, like you have to drop your phone on a plate, there must be contact, for me that's not true wireless charging, unless they innovate a type of wireless charging where you stay some distance away and your phone will be charging like Bluetooth, then i won't be interested.

Refresh rate is nothing, it will take an advanced level of awareness and observation for you to notice that, don't mind all these YouTube tech reviewers, same as HDR10 feature,

All this are marketing gimmicks.

Latest phones are now returning to flat displays.... Lolz

True sir. I can't even understand what the refresh rate hoopla is all about. Maybe I am just going blind. cheesy

And by the way, the guy you dey reply na my personal oga. Na from him I got my first smartphone- a Xiaomi mi max 2. That fella is so honest and straightforward you could give him you virgin sister and he won't touch her till he don pay her bride price finish.
Him and Jboixx are top class men.
Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 1:52pm On Sep 22, 2023
OHIsIManuEL:

If you can, just get the 5.
Higher Screen RR
Symmetrical bezels
Bigger battery
Perfect size
More ram.

Ram? I am partial to asun, sir. wink

Dunno why, but the Pixel 5 and 5a 5G got bad reps on the GSMArena comment page. Folks curse the motherboard, battery scarcity and everything else.

The fella you are advising might be better off getting a Pixel 4XL. It has a dedicated telephoto zoom that I use to peep at the astronauts on the moon as they dem baff for backyard. Dem sure got big blokos that will be giving alien pusdy trouble grin

Sure, you can still zoom on the 5 and 5a 5G, but it is not the same thing. Or he can gather like 160K and get a Pixel 6a tokunbo. Or better still he can meet Williams1000 with 240K and get a tokunbo Pixel 6 pro.

Or even better still, he can wait till the Pixel 8 series drop next month and that will crash prices small.
Phones / Re: Google Pixel Discussion Thread by GabrielYulaw(m): 1:43pm On Sep 22, 2023
bennyflipy:


Na only Google pixel you get??

Dem nack am the Google logo for head grin grin

Seriously though, I guess he has a thing for Pixels, just like most of us on this thread.
Politics / Re: Abba Gida Of NNPP Was Sacked Because Of 165,663 Invalid Ballot Papers by GabrielYulaw(m): 6:14pm On Sep 20, 2023
Jlow2:
so what was the reason of spending 300billion of tax payers money on Bivas and irev? Common sense is not common.

You can never win an argument with these people. Don't try, because they will never see the point you are making. Their party is a cancer that renders them all brainless and incapable of feeling shame or guilt or having a conscience.
Just ignore them for your sanity.

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Ps4 Pro For Sale Giveaway Price by GabrielYulaw(m): 12:29pm On Sep 20, 2023
ShopNextDoor:
Used Playstation 4 Pro 1TB console
CUH 72** Improved model
1x Original followcome pad (V2 black)
Power cable
Working perfectly

Offline PSN games installed

CTR Crash Team Racing
UFC 3
Rayman Legends
Detroit: Become Human
Shadow of War
Horizon Zero Dawn Complete Edition
Ratchet and Clank
Life is Strange Complete Season
Life is Strange: Before The Storm Deluxe Edition
NBA2K19
Burnout Paradise Remastered

Price = 185k

DM


Hi! Is this hackable please?
Gaming / Re: Xbox One S 500gb 125k by GabrielYulaw(m): 7:14pm On Sep 19, 2023
Price and location?
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Inverter That Can Power Only 40inches Smart Tv by GabrielYulaw(m): 1:09pm On Sep 10, 2023
Herdamorlar:

Please how much did you spend on the one you are using now? And Can it power only smart tv 40inches only.


Well, I didn't buy the stuff for entertainment purposes. I bought it to power my laptop because I work as a writer and after that I bought another to power my DC fan because I hate, hate hate and hate feeling hot. Drop me in Iceland and I would feel very much at home. grin

Now, I have an MPS 3 and and MPS 2. The first cost me 210K exclusive of shipping and the latter cost 80K. But that was a while ago and due to inflation, like 20K has been added to the current prices. And oh, the MPS line ranges from the MPS2 to the MPS4 and there's installment payment plan if you wan buy and don't have the full money.

To answer your last question, yes, the MPS2 can power your smart TV for some hours. I can't say the exact hours because I don't know how much power your TV consumes.
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2008 -800k (Sold) ✔️ ✔️ by GabrielYulaw(m): 2:05am On Sep 09, 2023
MichaelSokoto:
800!
shocked

Op com closer...

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still come closer abeg....
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come small....










doh, ee remain small, come!
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hw much u say be the moto?
repeat d price again!
angry

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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Inverter That Can Power Only 40inches Smart Tv by GabrielYulaw(m): 4:07pm On Aug 30, 2023
CooldipoMPS:


Thanks for the mention Sir! Sure you are getting good value from your MPS?

I am getting very good value, sir. Only problem is deciding if I should get the MPS2 Pro or go for another MPS3.
Romance / Re: To My Fellow Stoners, How Much Do You Spend On Weed Weekly? by GabrielYulaw(m): 3:49am On Aug 28, 2023
Jakumo:


There are two broad categories of cannabis, namely the narrow-leafed sativa variant which typically produces a stimulant effect that energizes the user, as opposed to the broad-leafed indica family of marijuana that produces a narcotic and sedative effect. Cannabis breeders in the EU and USA crossbreed those two species of cannabis to produce a wide variety of hybrids that are characterized by a wide spectrum of psychoactive effects. Generally speaking, Sativa cannabis originates in the tropics, while Indica cannabis is native to cooler mountainous regions with temperate climates, where seasonal variations in daylight duration are more pronounced.

I suspect Oga Gabriel Yulaw experienced the effects of a cannabis indica variant, which typically induces a "couch-lock" effect that "locks" users to the "couch" in a state of deep relaxation that can border on a semi-comatose debilitation in extreme cases. My personal taste leans towards cannabis hybrids with about 75% Sativa content, cohabiting with a smaller 25% indica genetic lineage. These sativa-dominant hybrids energize users and intensify focus in weight lifting or other sports, with just a hint of the indica relaxation influence that still permits users to enjoy an active and productive day.

By the way, eating food products that have been prepared with cannabis-infused oil is a VERY bad idea, because the potency of even mediocre cannabis can increase by orders of magnitude when the THC active ingredient is concentrated into oil that is then used as a food ingredient. The best way to consume cannabis is NOT smoking or eating it, but by VAPORIZING it with a dedicated battery-operated vaporizer that does not burn weed, but merely heats it to a temperature whereby the THC content vaporizes without also generating poisonous by-products like carbon monoxide and tar which can coat the lungs and result in medical complications.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YdFgMA7INxA

Much thanks for the detailed explanation, sir.

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