Annahh:
Its from my spoon

Could I see the spoon, ma'am. Its been ages since I ate akara.

Do you live in Nigeria? If so, how do you grind the beans? If it's via blender, could I know the model or could you recommend a very excellent model.

Newborn27:



Oh! Really?
It's a norm here in Nigeria....I guess boiling it accurately kills the fungai in it?

.. it's been ages people had been eating that stuff here.

Boiling does not affect the fungus. It stays deadly regardless of if you ask Satan to go to hell and heat up the tomatoes for you.

Yeah, eating rotten tomatoes is a norm here, especially these days when people are very broke.

Newborn27:




I guess the expired are the ones we call *esha* in Nigeria language.


If fresh tomatoes stayed longer than the expected time... it'd become rotten and might taste sour when cooked.


You can make it into paste... boil and refrigerate...this might expand its longevity.

It becomes rotten and starts to grow fungus that's very dangerous to health. If you like your liver and other organs, then don't eat rotten tomatoes

Annahh:
Akara, checkers 3 in 1 custard loading in the background.

I have never seen akara with such a beautiful shape

Hello! Still available?

Hello! Is PS4 version 10.0 hackable at the present?

drey22:


Yes

Okay. I am interested. How do we communicate please?

drey22:


AVAILABLE

PS4 pro with pad - 160k

Google pixel 6 pro - 260k

Samsung watch 4 with charger - 70k

Samsung s21 ultra 5g - 300k

MacBook Air M1 8gb/256gb with charger - 410k

Whatsapp on my signature

Hello! Is the Ps4 Pro still available please?

bidexiii:



More

It's extremely amazing what the Chinese have done. They have built a blue water navy in like 20 years and have war equipment that's seriously competitive with the best that the US and the West can offer.
They sure have my utmost respect and ceaselessly march forwards in all fields, from tech to civil engineering. Rooting for them to develop their own chips and render Western sanctions null.

bidexiii:



Yeah their own planted IED

If they planted the IED, they must have known its location. Then how were they killed by it?

Or did it blow up as they were setting it up?

UyaiIncomparabl:


There will be no party. Don't bother.

UyaiIncomparabl:


In advance. Amen.

LOL. I go chop wedding jollof, amen

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. Won't you get tired of eating such meals everyday? 😁

Not really. Just mix it up. Like change the soups and eat semo rather than akpu.
I don't really think the OP is that serious because there's too many ways to gain weight out there. It doesn't take you long to get fat if you are serious about it.
By the way, you hitched?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Peanut butter, oats as the binder, greek yogurt, Horlick classic malt, bananas, protein powder (ensure powder will work). 😉

Can't the person just eat akpu and okro soup 5 times a day for a month?

seunny4lif:
Oh yeah while G.Bush and Tony Blair killed over 500K Iraqis and Afghan citizens and displaced millions.

Over 100K people were killed in Libya and millions displaced by N.Sarkozy led war on Libya.

B.Clinton destroyed Sudan, Serbia and Somalia were thousands of people killed and millions displaced.

Wrong. It is 1 million Iraqis at the very least, with thousands more raped. Dunno the casualty list for Afghanistan, but it is in the hundreds of thousands for sure.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. I quitted because I got admission into the University. I wanted to have something more tangible than working club jobs. And I had thought from school, I would be better off which was supposed to be so.

So funny how things overturned in a matter of months.

Oh! That was a bit stupid. But only in hindsight I guess.

I'm sorry about your family. Families can be shit and the worst part is that you are expected to always forgive and forget the sh1t your family members put you through and that's regardless of if they apologize or express regret. That never made any sense to me.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Leave am. Make e dey ask me questions like lawyer. . Maybe he doesn't know who Cubana or what Cubana club looks like.

I don't blame him, people will always doubt what they haven't experienced. For example, Hennessy VS in wholesale shops could cost 70-100k but clubs go sell for over 300-400k, and with other special features, could cost more. Me wey dey sell fit add 50k or 100k. No time for questions. They WILL pay! 🤣

Gotta ask, why did you quit the gig though? If it was such easy money, why not keep at it for like 4 years and get enough money to buy your own private island where I go be your personal masseur?

Jakumo:
Non-latex condoms are very easy on women especially if they are lubricated, unlike the cheaper latex condoms that are abrasive to women.

Unfortunately, most men are not ready to buy non-latex condoms at 20K naira per dozen, and instead, are going ahead and risking a horrible death from HIV/AIDS every time they have unprotected sex. I have THREE close friends who died of AIDS and the images of their final days are enough to keep me from risking unprotected sex, no matter how sexy the woman might be in appearance. AIDS nor dey show for face.

Fellas, it is far preferable to spend 20K per dozen for non-latex lubricated condoms than to spend millions of naira trying in vain to cure yourselves of AIDS.

Interestingly in most American cities, high-quality non-latex condoms are given out absolutely FREE, so those of you who have family or friends in the US can simply ask them to buy a few kilograms of them and freight them by air to you in Nigeria, to preserve your life

Why did they die when ARV drugs dey? Or they started taking the drugs too late?

GreenOris:
In that part of the Nigeria the tribal herdsmen make up 90+ percentage of Ansaru.
I might be wrong though

GreenOris:
I can bet my left Ball's this is Birnin Gwari/Chikun LGA of kaduna State, De Baba low key established a lot of FOB's in that axis and completely stop the migration of Herdsmen/Ansaru from Zamfara,Katsina to kaduna,Niger.

Sir, I don't understand. You aren't making any attempt to differentiate between herdsmen and Ansaru. You are saying they are one and the same?

billionman:


I won't recommend CNG because it has a very high pressure

Compressed gas is an explosive. Far as I remember, the Party of God used compressed gas designed to function as a thermobaric weapon for their Beirut Barracks bombing.

My main issue with gas is its explosive nature. It can blow up and kill you before you can write your will. Or it can blow up and kill someone and you will be charged for murder. Petrol on the other hand loves to burn. But even if it blows up and burns me, I probably won't die right away and will have time to say my goodbyes and cough up my ATM and Skrill PIN.
So, there's no way I am ever gonna use CNG on gen. And in fact, I have resolved to go the solar route.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Ask the installer if there are other places they could be placed other than the roof. My neighbor has his on the wall outside his room. His room faces the sun directly, so it works that way for him.

Oh wow. Your neighbor has his head screwed on right. The problem though is that his panels will get 6 hours of direct sunlight at best, versus at least 11 hours when mounted on a roof. Still, 6 hours is better than nothing.

What I am exploring at the moment is 2-4 solar panels coupled together and mounted on something that makes them mobile. That way they can be wheeled into and out of the yard every day. Sure, that's stressful and thievery risks are high. But there doesn't seem to be much in the way of alternatives. But of course, a rich gal like you can propose and take me to Dubai to live happily ever after and not have to worry about electricity

UyaiIncomparabl:
If you have the financial wherewithal, go for solar panels. Why should I pay so much for electricity if I can't get value for my money? Makes no sense.

I have two laptop powerbanks from Cooldipo that can be charged via NEPA, solar or electricity and they have been serving me very well. The problem though is that most landlords will never allow you to put solar panels on the roof of their house. If not for that, I would be enjoying like madt

buygala:


There is a reason why petrol stations are drive-in while gas plants aren't....as in you can drive you car into a petro station, but for gas plants, at least the ones I know, one has to park outside and walk in with the cylinder for a refill.. There are even self-service petrol stations in some countries, but I am yet to see a self-service LPG station..LPG hasn't gained that kind of operational trust yet.

Vehicles have been known to crash and not burn even with full tanks of fuel.. Heck even fuel tankers tumble, spilling their contents on the road, but sometimes don't catch fire until external factors accidentally ignite it....Black marketers, some with lit cigarettes in their mouth, sell fuel in jerrycans all across this country with little or no consequence..


Your gas cylinder is inside your house connected to a burner whose functions are regulated solely by members of that household, and overtime, a safe pattern of public usage of gas to cook has been developed and generally understood.. Now even the most illiterate persons can safely operate a gas burner.. Yet, even with that extended and generally understood pattern of use, gas accidents still happen.. And are usually very fatal when they do..Gas, coupled with the high pressure under which they are stored in steel cylinders are a potential bomb (iron shrapnel from the steel cylinder included as freebies) , if even slightly mishandled.. Leaking petrol generators will mostly leak out the fuel from the fuel tap area and go off when all the fuel has leaked out, very rarely starting a fire..

To take it further, forgetting to close the petrol tap in a generator will at worst lead to flooding of its carburetor or fouling of its plugs, causing a hard start.. No generator will catch fire because its fuel tap was left on after switching it off.. But with this whole gas/carburettor generator concoction, what exactly happens if pesin forget to off d gas tap after gen is switched off?.. At least we know what happens when people forget to switch off their gas taps after cooking...Take it further, what happens if pesin leaves the fuel tap on while the gen is running on LPG?.. Will efritin now mix together and explode danu?

Another trouble with these generator gas contraptions is that it hasn't been extensively used in Nigeria for people to be very familiar with its workings... So there might be operational errors which might be fatal.. See those ones above me seeking operational clarifications... Carburetor say, carburetor no say... This one say, that one no say.. If the operational guidelines are still a bit grey for such a potentially incendiary device, can we with all fear of God say this thing is ready for public use when we know a basic operational mistake by a user can raze down an entire neighborhood?

Secondly, no one has ascertained what kind of fumes these gas powered generators produce, if they do, and the effect of these fumes on people, short-term and longterm. Gas cookers are virtually "fumeless", as far as we can tell at least... Or they produce fire which comes with its own fumes... At least we know that the fact that we can't perceive a fume doesn't mean it isn't there.. Odorless carbon emissions from generators have been known to wipe out entire families.. . But how safe, if any, are the emmisions from these fuel combustion generators which are now converted to gas use, how safe, and who certified them safe?..

Saying dem don dey use am for India, Pakistan, etc is just being smart by half .. These countries are more of a shithole than Nigeria... . Giving us instances of where these LPG carburetor generator contraptions are approved for public usage in any 1st world country will build more confidence in the product, rather than pointing to Asian shitholes who have a reputation for not valuing their own lives.


Instead of all this roundabout, pending when other people have used their own lives and that of their families to test the safety of this contraption, simply get a small diesel generator and use.. Its price-energy ratio is better than that of petrol and may be on par with this LPG thing if not more than it.... And it's far less incendiary than both LPG and Petrol usage.. Yeah, I am sure that while frenzying over petrol, una forget there are small generators that run on diesel...and there is little to no risk of your diesel generator burning down your street

Sir, thank you very much for this. But I will have to disagree about India being more of a shith0le than this country. India manufactures MBTs, spacecraft, warships and more and despite over a billion population has less people in extreme poverty than Nigeria that has a population of 200 million.

Edit- I hope to be corrected, sir. But the diesel gens I've seen cost over 400k and they are from Sumec and co. Sure, diesel gen has big advantages in that diesel has far less propensity to burn than petrol or LPG and the operation of the gen causes less wear and tear than in petrol gens, but far as I can see, diesel gens here are more expensive than their petrol alternatives and spare parts are more expensive too.

If you know of diesel gens in the price range of 250k-300k I would be more than willing to look it over.

Jakumo:


Without hesitation, I second this laudable motion, in recognition of the imperative to proceed beyond the preliminary olfactory evaluation of that woman's silky panties, by then embarking on the next logical aspect of such an endeavor by decisively shifting the offending garment to one side in accordance with the protocol succinctly elaborated above, while of course maintaining a suitably dispassionate decorum befitting the solemnity of that obligatory exercise.

Jakumo:


Ha ha you naughty, naughty boy, you.

Anyway, in the interest of scientific advancement, no panties must be left unsniffed with a purely academic mindset.

Actually sir, in the noble interest of scientific advancement, something must be shifted so that the best drillers in the business can commence an oil well exploration and determine its size, tightness and capacity to gush forth sweet crude for years to come.

Jakumo:


Since you have invited judgment from strangers, mine is that while huge bulbous asses may be the beauty standard in Africa and Black America, a more compact grab-sized butt is considered far sexier by other cultures beyond the two mentioned above here.

From the waist up you look great but I still suspect that your clothing, which probably includes a very tight corset worn to create the illusion of a skinny waist, covers a multitude of sins. Post a bikini shot for a more accurate evaluation haha.

The booty also looks to have been surgically augmented. For reversal of judgement, she gotta bend over in front of me while wearing nothing but a smile

Stormtrooper11:



It's not only a food issue but the flawed mentality of the people. I remember, few months back, a documentary on the entertainment sector of North Korea. The students in the North Korean film institute were asked why they were either being actors or singers. The common reply? "I want to act/sing to please the Great Leader", "I'm doing this for my great leader", "I want to entertain my Great leader".

A country where people can't think or pursue dreams for their selves or the betterment of the people of their nation, rather only for the pleasure of a narcissistic and undeserving individual.

\

You don't get it, bros. Right from birth and until death, these people are fed an unceasing diet of propaganda blaring from speakers and the pages of newspapers and books that tells them that Kim Jong Un is the greatest human ever. He supposedly can read hearts and minds, control the weather and other nonsense. And yes, lots of North Koreans believe all that because it is the only thing they know and contrary opinions will get them and their families killed.

Jakumo:


This is a very astute observation. Big Don grew up a spoiled rich boy who never heard the word "NO" in his entire life. He assumed that the presidency was his by birthright, just like his inheritance of the Trump family fortune. He got away with EVERYTHING his entire life and NEVER imagined that ANY law of the land could EVER apply to him.

Now Bog Don will make his long overdue acquaintance with reality. Man, I cannot wait to hear what his nemesis Hillary Clinton will have to say about this historical event going down on this unlucky 13th day of June 2023.

Guy is an amoral rap1st, and racist who's infamous in New York for never paying after you do jobs for him and he set a record for losing money while running a casino. Despite all that, a big section of Nigerians are his biggest fans. That I really cannot understand. Like how in hell do you love someone who has failed at everything he does, who lies unprovoked and for no reason and sees obeying laws and rules of conduct as foolish?

bidexiii:
A Chadian soldier armed with Chinese-made Zijiang M99 semi-automatic anti-materiel rifle

That fvcker is longer than he is.
Nothing would make me happier than being gifted a Sako TRG or Barrett M95 with unlimited ammo

bidexiii:


Here are more videos of NAF smoking hundreds of BHT



Video links: https://twitter.com/zagazolamakama/status/1668233013832867841?s=46


https://twitter.com/zagazolamakama/status/1668233706631311360?s=46

Thanks for the link. A pity that the ones fleeing like ants weren't all blown up