UyaiIncomparabl:
I used to have "DADDY ISSUES and ABANDONMENT TRAUMA", but it's no problem at all, and I am past it too.

And there I was daydreaming about you calling me "zaddy" and tugging on my beard like it's attached to a pinata

UyaiIncomparabl:


I don't ask about a man's financial capacity. I have eyes and can see. It is always visible to the eyes no matter how modestly he plays his card. JUST provide my needs and wants (sometimes) if you can afford it, and we are good.

These needs and wants are warm pure water, watery egusi and cold eba, right?

cao:
Strings by iyla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGu-MCJmqwc

Reminds me of Jessie J in #Pricetag

Dieugagne:
This message is for those who are yet to understand the reason for the ongoing agitation in Federal Polytechnic Oko: ⚠️

About 40% of the students who are currently in HND 1 are yet to get their ND statement of Result. These are people who finished their ND as far back as 2021 and before.

The Polytechnic Result Computing Unit are yet to compute the Results of the students and without presenting your Statement of Result, your Head of Department cannot clear you to become a HND Student in the same school and also you cannot be given Admission letter by the School and without these your name is not in the school as a student yet despite having paid almost all the necessary fees and you don't expect someone who do not even have a Registration/Matriculation Number to sit for examination

Sequel to this the SUG requested that the management extends the date for the examination and fasten up the Result Printing and Signing process to enable everyone to collect theirs and complete their Admission processes but they insisted that exam must be written which will later affect Students.

Imagine sitting for exam without Reg number, it will become an avenue for Missing Script, Omission and the rest of the ugly experiences that our Students experience.

On that note the students of the Polytechnic now decided that they are not going to write any examination until the management grant their request.

Now the Students are being threatened with carryover and all sorts of manipulations.

Therefore we call out for help
Let the Federal Government come to the rescue of Federal Polytechnic Oko Students.
Should we even talk of the excessive hike in the payment of fees and series of unecessary fees introduced recently by the management.

HOD due from N500 to N2,000
Dean Due from N500 to N2,000
Exam fee of N5,000 after paying school fees (like how)
etc

We call on the Senators, House of Representatives, Ministry of Education etc to look into the matters affecting Federal Polytechnic Oko Anambra State 😭😭😭

©️ Emma Chris
Copied ✍️GB

Wetin the HOD and Dean dues are used for?

davillian:
See as he Is shaking eya
I feel really sorry for him though....

He supposedly has low IQ. But if his low IQ was a fact, he most likely would not understand what execution and death meant. The guy does not look slow at all and the low IQ thing na just bullshit defense.

600k is good. But have you factored in the cost of running gen? Might be necessary to explore using solar panel and battery to run your system.

Electronics market dey at Bridgehead in case you wanna go shopping.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. Who get your time? You're such a clown.

Lol. Saw an ad for a high-end Samsung device years ago. It had a quote: "Life is too transient to be taken too seriously". For most of my life, I have done my best to live by that quote. That often gets me in trouble from more serious-minded folks who can't comprehend my jokes. Fkc them in the nuts, guts and butts.

Will let you know soonest when I need your stuff. Hope the wait and anticipation no go be causing wetness in this cold weather

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. Lemme jare. I responded as soon as I saw your mention. Yeye.

Oh wow! You were even waiting up all night for me to reply.
Lemme raise my shoulders by an extra 5 inches

UyaiIncomparabl:


Whenever you are ready.

Na Starlink you dey use? Dat's super fast.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Yes, dear. Please, send me a message on WhatsApp.

Hi! Not sure if I am buying at the moment or later in August. Will let you know. Thankus

emmayayodeji:
what’s your offer?

120k

Nice system. What's the last price and what games are bundled with it?

TheOnlyUyai:
Silicone Cutleries Set — 18,000N

Holla! Are the knives made of silicone too?

buygala:



After you and her don settle 4.5m for the car, na im you come dey seek advice?.. Why you no seek advice before negotiation? ... Now wey the lady don add your 4.5m into her Japa funds, na im you wan dey tell her say you no buy again?

No be so dem dey do something bros...Don't raise people's expectations and then begin yarn koto... I am speaking from experience.. E no funny at all


Second time I travelled abroad, nigga wey agree to buy one small land wey I get begin tell me how e go only for raise me 4m out of the 6.2m wey we agree, 2 days to my departure... Na so I gats collect the 4m laidat.. Nigga few months later resold that same property to my professional colleague for 7.8m..I got to know when the said colleague whatsapped me to confirm stuff, when he visited the Ministry of lands to research on the and, and saw my name and details as a previous title holder of the land..

Better go give that lady her 4.5m make she exit this bulaba country while she can... If that woman miss her Japa because of you, she fit kpai you o... She dey her own, you come negotiate price for her moto, only for you to now begin find wetin no loss...

You ask questions about a vehicle roadworthiness before negotiations not after... You sure won't like it if someone were to do same to you, especially in the dying minute situation in which that lady probably is...

He lied. He knew you were desperate for money and stylishly resolved to pay less than what you two agreed on. I hate that kind of deception. Na so 2.6 milla don go

UyaiIncomparabl:


If you'll ask me, I would say I prefer punch-hole phones to this notch associated with the iPhone.

Although the notch puts the camera in a good place or so I think.

Sadly, various dust and debris can get into the area where the camera is hidden. With the punch hole fabrication, there's no such issue. All the same, as long as it serves its purpose, no qualms.

Yeah. I got a Pixel 3xl. Lovely phone. Except that the notch has been driving me bonkers .

cjudy:

Oga go create your own thread to advertise your scam offer up

Say what?

Well, I just demolished a pot of okro soup and eba. I am too stuffed and too mellow to bend you over and k1ck your prostate into your throat. So, I will pass this provocation and not take it personal. Have a good night my good man.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. I'm buying on behalf of someone. So, I am scouting for fair prices around here.

Nooo. Fair prices are gotten on the OfferUp thread. The sellers there are kind of vetted and if they sell you rubbish, their fellows will pressure them to replace the item. But that does not mean you shouldn't research a seller there before buying what he/she is selling.

How you feel about the massive notch on the 11, 12 and 13 iPhone max?

UyaiIncomparabl:


How much last? Since there's no face ID. Let's deal with 210. Where are you based BTW?

Madame, not my business, but why are you buying an iPhone 11 when you sold your iPhone 11 like days ago?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Naughty thing. You sent graphic imagery into my head.

Hhahaahahahaha. Forgive me ma'am. I won't do that again

UyaiIncomparabl:
Nairalanders and body shaming. Boy.

I love her toned body. Look at those legs. If only shawarma, milkshake and akpu will allow me. 💔

If she's fat na problem. Same as if she's thin. It seems like people currently lack the ability to recognize that tastes vary and the person whose physical appearance repulses you might be another person's wet dream come alive.

Jakumo:


While I am drawn to busty women, the sexual attractiveness switch for me instantly toggles into the off position if those tits droop and sag morosely, as do the matronly dugs of BJ Puppy. For me, the sexual draw of women is either at full throttle or parked dead at the curb, with hardly any gradation of desire between those two extremes.

I am so tempted to post a picture of the 22-year-old Nigerian woman I am dating right now. Her full, jiggly, and naturally supple 36D rack contrasts alarmingly with her toned midriff and compact hips, adding up to a silhouette capable of driving any man insane with desire, as evidenced by the comments left under the numerous videos she posts online.

Conversely, If I ever had the misfortune of glimpsing BJ Puppy disrobed at a clothing-optional beach, I would quickly avert my eyes after making a snap judgment that she must be over 50 years old, had no business shedding attire to frighten livestock, and would look way better fully dressed.

UyaiIncomparabl:

No vex, ma. I can be as naughty as I am kind.

Jakumo:
This woman is absolutely gorgeous. She exercises regularly and it shows. She can afford breast implants of the highest quality yet wisely chooses not to have them.

Teni Otedola's graceful feline poise and her beautiful sleek figure are a welcome contrast from fat drunk lunatic sister BJ Puppy who sticks her tongue like a petulant child in virtually every picture she poses for and has let her body bloat like a frigging whale, which in turn ages her far beyond her years.

Come on, boss. Cuppy is not that bad. Just imagine her soft, firm and fat behind hitting your balls in the d0ggy position. Plus I can almost bet that her pvss is soft enough to be scooped up and slapped on a platter of toast.

She's not a bad girl. People tend to hate her for no big reason.

TheOnlyUyai:
Silicone Cutleries Set — 18,000N

Are the knife made of silicone too? Do you have big woks by any chance? Plus is there a Telegram/Whatsapp thread on which your items are listed?

UyaiIncomparabl:


You have sense. Choose your battles wisely. I see men who come here arguing all day about women as dusty boys.

Thank you for the blessings and vote of confidence on my continued sanity, ma'am.

Seriously though, the poster sounds like an incel and that's both worrisome and annoying.

UyaiIncomparabl:
They stay all day breaking down topics and explaining so much nonsense when in reality, their opinions don't matter in the grand scheme of things. Every time, women. Dusty boys.

GabrielYulaw, how come I don't see your comments on these kind of threads?

Because it does not make any sense. Abi this kind of post make even the littlest kind of sense?

004gist:
as at now not a single dollar can be accessed through the black market. it's been sucked and skyrocketed..
I have few days to pay my school fees.

I have waited for cbn after applying since April then June they asked for tax clearance and it cost me 100k to get it. till now nothing.

I have been running from one Aboki to another all of them are helpless.
If you can give me dollar for 850 please face to face transaction in the east please indicate... meeting inside the bank

You go take Skrill?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Wole Soyinka is almost 90 and yet, still agile and mobile. That's very applaudable.

He's also a phenomenal hypocrite. That's not laudable.

SamuelAnyawu:



Is your shop in Lagos?

Which Vitafoam 6X6 should I go for as a newly wedded dude and also expecting a baby. I and my wife weigh around 160kg combined.

I want the best. I heard orthopedic is not good to keep babies.

The 6X6 how many inches should I go for

Been a while, boss. How you dey?

Annahh:
Itel powerbank is good o, before I use to dislike Itel till I bought their powerbank, I have seen a video of them using the Itel blender, it blended beans. Silver crest has many fakes in the market, one blender has 9000 watts

9,000? They should connect wire to that blender so it can power an industrial estate

Annahh:
The spoon I used is normal spoon for eating, I made mine with beans flour I bought from a supermarket, I don't have a blender yet, I'm saving money to buy ogbonge blender.
I recommend buchymix blender, or aux commercial blender. Keep like 100k for buchymix, aux is 70-80k Those are some dangerous blenders. Pls stay away from silver crest blender. If you are on a budget you can get Kenwood blender or Itel blender. (25-30k)

I didn't know there's something like beans flour. Will see if Shoprite get am.
Never heard of Buchymix or Aux. But Silvercrest is all over Instagram. I' ve heard of Ninja blender too. I guess I will go for Kenwood and would rather kick a Nigerian soldier in the nuts than buy anything Itel.

Much thanks, ma'am.