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Steve49ja.:
Could be ''Bottom power'' or pure ''politics''

U mean they hate u abi?

See how u ey dirty your momma's house wall No vendalism allowed!

Ande Andere Ariba Ariba!

So u like puff puff girls right?

Jamace sound like a typical black guy's name and a nice one too

SPAM? I did SPAM many times and theres like this red message with a blink saying SPAM and I did not get banned jor. Are u sure its a spam? Cuase how come I did not get banned?

Phemour:
@topic
Yes!

See how u dey cancel the yes. Its either a yes or no but its a compulsory for you to say yes!

Steve49ja.:
Am great jare. . Like you dont know about the military rule in NL seun just being annoying

Ok, spill it out jor. What did you do?

mykali:
cute and sweet everywhere

@topic

no comment

U got no taste 

teissys:
Lol Gabbry, all that for moi?! My head don swell no be small

@ Poster
I like his name

Yes naaa and I mean it.

Name: Gabry

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Height: 162cm

Profession: MD's PA, Event Organizer, Decorater, Wedding Singer and Music Instrument Teacher

Relationship Status: In a 2 + 4 year relationship

Religious Belief: Catholic

Favourite Color: All

Favourite Car: Kelisa, Perodua

Favourite Movie: Alot

Hobby: Playing music instruments, making friends, organizing events, surfing the internet, Singing

Favourite Song: Alot

Favourite Singer: Alot

Favourite Writer/Author: Alot

Favourite Book: Alot

Favourite School Subject:  I hate school but in Uni, I love Economics, Nutrition, Human Resource, Leadership, Management, Dultural Diversity, Research Methods, Building Designs, Oenology, Food & Beverage, History or Arts and Business EThics

Favourite Vacation Destination: ALOT!

Favourite Food:Alot

Favourite Restaurant: Alot

Favourite Animal: Alot

Favourite Store: Alot

Favourite Celebrity: Alot

Favourite Childhood Pal: Alot

Favourite Childhood Memory: Alot

Favourite School you’ve once attended: Nah I hate schools

Favourite Country: NIL

Favourite nairaland member: GEEEEZZZZZ!!!! i THINK THERES MOE THAN A THOUSAND!

Favourite Baby Name: ehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  

Favourite Person in your life: ALOT!

Favourite Facebook Application: NIL

Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH

Big Mac or Whopper: BOTH

Coke or Pepsi: BOTH

Beer or Wine: BOTH

Coffee or Tea: BOTH

Apple Juice or Orange Juice: Orange Juice

Facebook or MySpace: Facebook

Summer or winter: WInter

Autumn or spring: Spring

Windows or Mac: WIndows

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

Your mum or your dad: Both

Your sis or your bro:  both

Your uncle or your aunt: Both

Your cousins or your friends: Both

Boxers or Briefs: On my bf both

Rain or Sunshine: Both

United States or Canada: Both

Nigeria or London: Both

Potato chips or Popcorn: Both

Salty or sweet: Both

Bitter or sour: Both

Plane or ship: Both

Morning or night: Both

Movie or novel: Both

Drama or Comedy: Both

Action or horror: Action

Walk or Drive: Walk

Money or love: Both

Black or white: Both

Red or black: Both

Breakfast or dinner: Both

Forgiveness or Revenge: Forgiveness

Excited or neutral: Both

Bully or being bullied: Neither

House or apartment: House

Christmas or new year: Both

Boobs or a$$: Both

DO YOU

Have any pets: Nope cause my neighbours dogs and cats always come running to me so I dont have time for another pet around.

Have children: No

Smoke: No

Drink: No

Exercise: Yes

Spend half of your day on a social networking site:Not really

Play any sport: Yes. I play hockey

Belong to an organisation: Yeap. The Fund Raising ORG

Love your job/school: Yes

Love to cook: YES! All the time!

Play an instrument: YES!!! I play the piano, drums, Cello (just started learning), Guitars (Electric, bass, folK, classical), recorder, harmonica and keyboard

Sing:Yes!!

Dance: NO

Speak more than 2 languages: Yeap

Ice skate: Yes

Swim: Not really

Paint: Yeap

Write: yeap

Ski: Nope

Juggle: Yes (only with three items)

Have you ever

Stolen anything: YES!!! When I was very young. I use to be a professional thief than. LOL!  

Been drunk before noon: Never!

Had sex in public: NOOO!

Seen your parents have sex: Nope

Got caught telling a lie: All the time

Got a speeding ticket: Nope

Been arrested: Nope

Littered: Never!!! That is absurd!  

Cheated on a test or exam: Haha! Who wouldnt!

Cheated in your relationship:  Never

Failed a class: Nope

Eaten food off the floor:YUCK! NOOO!

Stuck gum under a desk: NOOO!  

Ran away from home or your family: Nope

Wished you were someone else: Nope

Cried during a movie: YES!!! All the time! Even on a cartoon!

Had a one night stand:YUCK! Never!

Describe yourself in one word: Funny (Thats what everyone in reality and on the net says)

Biggest fear: Snails, the dark and ghost!!!    

Biggest mistake: Listening to my parents on which career path to take

Your proudest accomplishment:Soon ganing my MSc at age 26. Getting a good job and pay with benefits at this age is awesome!

#1 Priority in your life: My boyfriend, his success and my success

Dream job: Business Woman

What do you believe in: God My dear Sweet Lord, my BF, myself

Special talent: I guess its just to be funny and to play music instruments and cooking and singing and I have a talent in cleaning too! Am very good at organizing and eliminating stains!!!

Where are u right now: in my room

Where would you rather be: no where. I love where Im at

Famous person you wish to meet:Jack Black

Place to visit before you die: My room

Song played at your funeral: Celebrate Good Times Common! Lets Celebrate  

Have you laughed until you cried: YES!!! All the time especially when talking o my mom! She is damn FUNNY all the time! LOL!  

Have you found out who your true friend is: Yeap. Ive been bless with many good loyal friends.  

Met someone who changed you: YES! My bf

Kissed anyone on your friends list: yeah and he is now my bf

What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping

Name something you cannot wait for: I cant wait for people whom is not punctual! Time is precious!

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah:Tom yes, Obi no, Ade ys and Sarah yes

What are you listening to right now: NIL

What is the one thing you wish could change your life: NIL

Last time you saw your father: he was teaching me about Post Trenching and the machine he has invented for Post Trenching

Most visited website: Ehmmmm. . . . ALOT!

Ever had a surgery: YEAP

Do you have a piercing: YEAP

Name of your first best friend: Rexeliana

NOYF pet:  

NOYF vacation:  

NOYF concert:  

NOYF crush:  

Maybe you should do what now: Stop answering these questions  

What don’t you understand: WHo would?  

You have lots of respect for: every living things

Meaning of your display name: My name

You never want to lose: my self esteem

You get annoyed when: people discriminate, dirty, lazy and brainless people

Do you like parties: Yes

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Steve49ja.:
Same here Gab . .hws ya day been?. . hw you doing?

Gush!!1 Have been soooo bus with work. We're doing a Sea Trenching Project Offshore and Onshore. How your side? And what happen to your ID name?


@Topic, Sure

invite him to ma house. Ive just finish baking Chicken Pie

Guys, what is with all this insults? Abeg ooo. No fight ok? Pleaseeee


So I assume I have graduated and school is over right? Ok oo

,amebo no1:
is she like u interms of size or slim?

Hey, thats not very nice ooo

yes

Her name sounds very cute and sweet and when I saw her picture, she looks very cute and sweet like her name and when I got to know her, she is indeed cute and sweet!!!!!

Huh? Really? Corrupt in what sense and how can gurls be dirty Ok, yeah I agree with you they are dirty! Befoe when I was in Uni, I had to kick their sorry asses! Those spoiled ajebota ones will have to pay me triple just to organize their wardrobe! Shame on them!

Im so sorry to hear that

platinumnk:
Gabby- do u mean cello or the violin? Ive played the violin for almost 10 yrs now, if u want to ask anything about the violin, feel free to hit me up.

U but in?? NEVER!!! Do you know we both are born on the same date so u are most welcome here Twinny.

WOW! U play thye violin? No. Not the violin. Im learning to play the Cello. Check out ma profile picture. My sister is learning to play the Violin though. Its like the blind is leading the blind. We depend on the internet to teach us how to play. Its kinda weird though. LOL! U give Violin lessons?

patwhizkid:
@ gabby
i'll graduate in 4yrs time. I've represented my school in so many competitions like golf, comedy live, & novel writing. I've won so many things like money, trophy, laptop & a set of golden jewelleries, but no scholarship. And i'm yet to go for more competitions. On my next competition, am expecting either a car or scholarship.

I see. Thats very good. U know what? Even if your dad is not ready for you to go there, you can always stay at the University's hostel naaa.

Gabry: Hey, I have a bf!

My friend: is he cute?

Gabry: LIKE DUHHH! Of course he is!!! If he is not, u think I will date him?

My friend: Oooo Cool! So can I see his picture?

Gabry: Sure. Here!

My friend: uhmmm. . . He doesnt look too bad

Gabry: U know what? U must be blind. Please go and dig your eyeballs and soak it in Dettol. When you're done, ask me for the picture again and Ill show it to you one more time

Na waa for you ooo. Its simple naaa. If you come over, I can show you how to

Mrs.Oyibo:
I need a rant!

Bought a great MP3 player for hubby's bday. He was delighted with it and uses it almost everyday. However, a few days ago it stopped working, no idea why. My husband asked me to produce the receipt so that he could go and have it repaired. I replied, truthfully, that I had no idea where the receipt was or even if I'd kept it. Seemingly he thought I was joking because tonight he threw the MP3 player next to me and said that it was of no use to him now that it's broken and that I should just throw it in the bin or do whatever I wanted with it. This was accompanied by a mundane monologue about how someone could buy their partner an expensive birthday gift and not keep the receipt for it.
I can't tell you how shocked I was at his behaviour. Sure, maybe I should have kept the receipt but it's hardly a crime that I didn't. And losing the receipt hardly warrants him being so rude. He's behaving like a spoilt child and I think that his attitude sucks.
So ladies and gentleman, I want to know if you think that this rude attitude is a Man thing? A Nigerian Man thing? Or is just specific to my man?

Poster, why are u jumping into conclusion?

There happen to be a few times where I feel like killing my bf cause at times he is quite rude but the thing is that when I brought the subject up  telling him in a nice way behind close doors where its just me and him, he would open his eyes and he would get shock and he would tell me that he did not realize that he was being rude and that he is sorry. The next time he wont do it again.  He does the same thing towards me.

My question is did you tell him that he was being rude? I think its just that he really loves the MP3 player you bought for him and its kinda frustrating when it does not work well anymore so its that temporary insanity and tantrums which he is having at the moment but deep within him, he did not meant to behave as such. I know very well cause I use to behave like him when I was a teenager.    and my mom had to tell me off to my face that I was being rude and selfish. (So since Im not a Nigerian, Im Asian and I use to behave like your Husband, therefore the answer is NO, not all Nigerian men behaves as such. People vary when it comes to behaviour wise.)

I suggest you cool it and wait till he cools it and tell him in a nice way that you dont really like the way he is behaving towards you.

See what will he say after that. In a relationship, when u are not happy with your partner, its always not good to not express what is in you. And its not good to keep it all to yourself. THe other person does not have 6 sense and so do you so u both have to come clean with each other.

patwhizkid:
Hehehe. . . . . .
Gabby, you are kwezy!
Werrin kwonsain me and admin nao?

Heheheh! U are sooo cute u know that?

If Seun can help u out in this, I dont know what shall I categorize Seun as. LOL!!!

Yes, I mean Administration office in your University naaa.

uyimen:
Pat, She means,you can apply to the administrative unit of your sch for an official transcript so you can travel right away and start ur studies in the US.
Must i keep spelling it out in BLACK AND WHITE FOR YOU?

Whats the name of your school? In which state?

Thanks for assisting me in the explanation. When will u graduate from this your studies?

patwhizkid:
Thank uyimen, i now undastand. Am in delta state university, delta state. Itz very difficult 4 one to be transferred here in nigeria o. I've tried it b4, but it didn't work.

Yes it is difficult and thats why u need to show what you can offer them. I remembered the last time I did it, I had to join in competitions for my Uni and win it in order for me to get transfered. U really need to focus and work hard.

She will always be preety to ma eyes.

girls night out

luxoire:
@Gabry
- yeye fowl? - na wah ohh? any reason behind that name? - dis love go make us do thinsg

Yes oo. Because he is always teasing me and also he is very very playful towards me but to others, he is as serious as Seun

benedictac:
isnt it time for you to close

if you have no more job to do?

Now thats not funny.